#marquis talks

[sesquipedalianmarquis]

pussy ravenous pussy cavernous

im down bad need that pussy intravenous

pussy vicarious pussy precarious

with ill intent call that pussy nefarious

pussy vigorous pussy chivalrous

devouring that meat means the pussy carnivorous

pussy vicious pussy delicious

the stars have aligned so the pussy’s auspicious

#in hommage to penis serious #poetry #shitpost #nightblogging #penis serious #not safe for whatever #nsft text #marquis talks

[arrgh-whatever]

#it's a concept for The Longest Day festive costume #the idea is: early early in the morning “the predator” comes to the village so everyone (mostly kids tho) can scare him and the moon away #so they can celebrate the longest day and safest day of the year #carnivore anthros don't hunt herbivore anthros anymore of course (unless we're talking about Marquis) #but it's a fun tradition they still have. and carnivores have their Longest Night (the Hunting Night) which is kind of the opposite #also if you look closely you can see that Desdemona is inside that costume :] she loves kids #forest manuscripts

[ritzmilk]

Can we talk about how Connor invited Lafayette downstairs into his secret murder basement with literal hit list portraits of well known men on the wall with their faces crossed out and manic writing on the wall next to them AND THEN proceeded to show off a scale model of Fort George (did he build that by hand???? Was that just lying around???) and describes how they are going to commit an act of terrorism and kill Lee and Lafayette is just like “Incredible! Yeah!!!! :D”

#nobody talks about their relationship and it’s a crime they are so silly #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #assassin’s creed 3 #assassin's creed #marquis de lafayette

[marielschism]

Please do talk about the Marquis, all plot bunnies, how an eventual relationship with him would turn out. Any thoughts are most anticipated! 👀

FR?????????????? okay!

so i'm currently working on patron of the arts, a marquis de gramont x artist!reader fic where he is an art patron/cultural sugar daddy who is horrendously down bad for you, an artist in their flop era. i'm making an hc post for it over at my writing sideblog [@marielserif] so if anyone's interested 👀 i'll post it some time next week!

pairing: marquis de gramont x reader note: i think i made him unbearably ooc. whatever warnings: some mature themes/content; unedited; not an entirely healthy relationship (vincent has issues!!!!!!)

general relationship hcs

side note: these hcs operate under the assumption that the reader is unaware of his work.

i am deeply fascinated by yandere stuff, so every time i think of marquis de gramont, i can't help but sprinkle a bit of obsessive yearning on his part (because i honestly think he's the type to do so! he chased john wick all over the world! that should be me!). he is ruthless, ambitious, and determined, and i think this, too, translates into how he deals with his relationships.

i think that he's the type to fall hard for someone, but is also the type to deny the feeling initially, trying to stamp it out of his brain as hard as he can, constantly pretending that he is unaffected by you. he does not need you. he wants you. he has lived through most of his life without your presence, surely he can live through more.

his dedication to denying his feelings leads him into a great number of sticky situations: perhaps he dismisses you a bit too much, and it puts a significant strain on your relationship. he might even end up with you hating him.

he is used to being feared. he is used to being hunted. but he will never get used to the feeling of your hatred, so that could easily force him to act on his feelings before he makes things worse. it is a wake up call for him: he does not want to lose you because of his own pride.

good for you!

when the marquis is in it, good god, he is in it.

i think that marquis de gramont is an incredibly selfish man. if he loves you, you become an extension of himself — and in turn, he will ensure your safety and your joy. you deserve it. you're his.

he's a patron of the arts — he'll get along with you better if you have some appreciation for art and culture. your conversations with him will be longer, too, and sometimes more heated. vincent is very opinionated, and he'll defend his opinions to the death. he'll take you to museums, renting out entire scenic cultural hotspots just for you (and him) to enjoy at your own pace. he is prone to over-explaining when he is excited, so expect that you'll be doing a lot of listening.

if he senses that you're actually listening to him and he's feeling particularly generous, he'll reward you. you know what that entails.

there are times where you're feeling tired, and you're just not in the mood to listen to him ramble about his least favorite painting in the musee d'orsay. he does not fault you for it, but you feel the mild disappointment radiating off him in waves. you'll have to...make it up to him somehow.

he'll appreciate it very much.

anyway, vincent will take you to the ballet, dress you in the finest of things, and take you to the swankiest of establishments. you deserve nothing but the best.

if you inform him that you are uncomfortable with being spoiled like this, he will try to tone it down a little. the code word here is try. he will go back to sending you swarovski-embellished fountain pens in two weeks.

despite this, he's not above accompanying you to places like gas stations or grocery stores. sure, he'll take at least three bodyguards with him to ensure your safety, but he'll be there for you. he's capable of being normal!

(forgot to mention that vincent de gramont is territorial and overprotective at times. what's the use of all of his power if he can't use it protect the one he loves?)

(his brand of protection can feel almost like a prison at times. you'll have to clearly communicate with him about what you want, and you have to be very firm with him if you don't want to feel like you're a bird in a gilded cage. you have to make sure that he knows you won't just take it.)

(you need a backbone to love him. that's the truth of it all.)

vincent is also touch-starved, though he denies this constantly.

he can be an incredibly greedy kisser. he kisses you like he's starving, and he'll hold you like you'll turn into dust if he lets go.

he can be gentle, too — easy does it, and he takes it as slow as you want. languid, lazy, like you have all of the time in the world.

he's also a horrific tease. he's a smug bastard. he'll do everything except kiss you — he'll bite your earlobe, let his lips travel to your pulse, and kiss the corners of your lips. when you whine, he'll pull away with that smirk of his, and leave you to your racing heart. you're flustered as hell, and he looks unaffected by it.

(it's a lot harder for him to keep his composure if you're the one teasing him.)

he reaches out for you in his sleep, even if he is alone. a tired vincent will always reach out for you, no matter what stage of sleep he's in. in his sleep, he'll end up wrapping himself around your entire body like a boa constrictor no matter your size. one time, he fell asleep on top of you, and you had to elbow him awake because he was suffocating you.

(he owns a weighted blanket for when you're not around.)

if you play with vincent's hair, he will complain about you messing up the handiwork of his treasured coiffeur, but he won't say a word. when you pull your hands off his hair, he'll actually whine, and place your hands back. you have to clear your schedule if you want to play with his hair; he will not let you out of his presence until he's dead asleep.

if you really want to see a very stressed vincent, you can deny him your touch for weeks on end. but why would you do that? 😊

he's prone to taking drastic actions to get what he wants. a desperate vincent de gramont is someone you do not want to meet; a desperate vincent de gramont gets results.

so god help those who will try to take you from him.

plot bunnies

i really need to finish this because i have a 7-page paper due in 42 hours

i desperately wanted to write a ballet dancer!reader x patron!marquis de gramont instead of an artist!reader but im going to be completely honest with you i have zero knowledge of the world of ballet and i would NOT be able to do the idea justice.

(your rival dancer goes missing because of your patron. you investigate. things do not go well.)

also another plot bunny: leverage!reader

the marquis keeps an eye on you as leverage over your father, who is under his employ. think caine and his daughter.

he threatens your safety to keep your father in line constantly — but he's grown fond of you, strangely. you have a harmless hobby. it is soothing to watch you work. he is not going to hurt you.

(vincent even has his men protect you from harm. their presence in the area deter would-be muggers. you do not know this.)

at one point, your father grows stubborn, and vincent has to take a very drastic measure to ensure his cooperation.

he kidnaps you. of course he does.

strange things happen.

assistant!reader! you are his faithful assistant, and you get hurt in the line of duty. oh noooo. what happens next??? :OOO

#marquis de gramont x reader #jw4 #marquis vincent de gramont #hello anon thank u for sending me this ask 😭 i desperately want to talk about him more #you unlocked something in me #anon #so little MVDG fics im gnna be sick. i had to add to it! i had to! #even if i am terrible at writing! #vincentposting

[marypickfords]

Marquis de Sade: Justine (Jesús Franco, 1969)

#marquis de sade: justine #jesus franco #caps #fuck k*nski but there's something about franco throwing him in a room and shooting him loosing his mind.. he did the same in dracula #he talked then about kk thinking he was in a totally different movie than everyone else

[neversetyoufree]

I just had a thought. What if our lovely Machina's real name is Carmilla? It definitely fits the lady-loving vampire theme we've got there.

Oh, interesting thought!

Besides being very wlw, Carmilla is also quite an early example of vampires in literature. It has predecessors, but aside from The Vampyre by Polidori (which kicked off literary vamps in the first place), the only one generally cited as having a major influence on the genre is the penny dreadful Varney the Vampire, the source for the name Francis Varney. In other words, August Ruthven and Francis Varney currently have names pulled from just about the earliest possible examples of literary vampires. That means that making Francis's real name Carmilla, Varney's immediate followup in the timeline of major pre-Dracula vampire works, would be a nice touch to keep all that consistent.

I can't think of many connections yet between Machina and the story of Carmilla itself yet besides the queerness, but still. Fun theory!

#LOVE any excuse to talk about the pre-dracula era of vampire lit #it's fascinating to me #ask #anon #theory #vnc #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vnc spoilers #comparison #francis varney #marquis machina #marquis machina my beloved

[evren-sadwrn]

“And without rules…?”

“We live like the animals.”

— Winston and the Marquis de Gramont, John Wick Chapter 4(2023)

And yet, no matter how much John resembles like a dog he’s always more humane than the antagonists. He always has held respect for others. (Read me yap about John Wick and the villains and how they’re written)

The thing I love most about John Wick antagonists is that they are a stark contrast to John in one way or another. Iosef is absolutely stupid, Santino kills his own blood, the Adjudicator never once wields a weapon, and the Marquis holds no remorse for any other person. And the biggest distinction from Wick is that they’re all arrogant, prideful and self-centered. Even the Adjudicator, yes. Since they hold so much faith in the High Table and so much ego from working for them to the point of literally raiding a fucking Continental Hotel.

John is very much dog-coded, he’s loyal to his friends and the entire reason why he’s even in the situations seen in the movies is because of his devotion to Helen, his wife. He’s beaten and marked(labeled by the Ruska Roma) several times throughout the series. He fights, he continues fighting, and there’s nothing really to stop him. Sure he’s violent, he’s absolutely murderous considering his final kill count is around 400> in the entire series but one thing to know about dogs is that they’re loyal as hell. It’s seen throughout the movies. Daisy and the unnamed dog— they all stick with John until you know, until they’re not. Even when the Osaka Continental is experiencing yet another raid by the demands of the High Table, John sticks with Koji and Akira until Koji tells him to leave for his own safety.

And for the villains, who are Iosef, Santino, Adjudicator, and Marquis— they all aren’t like John. Which is why three of them(Iosef, Santino, and Vincent) are all killed in the same way.

John has respect for people, even if it’s just a drop. And it’s clear he has no respect for these people. These people think they’re so high and mighty, yet they get killed in the same way as many others, quick and easy; through a bullet in their heads.

They all make good antagonists compared to John. Iosef is a stuck-up, spoiled bastard of a man that doesn’t know who John is and was probably raised in a shitty way by Viggo, Santino D’Antonio has had some history with John but considering Gianna’s dialogue(“I would have considered us friends.”) I’d think that John was more close with Gianna than Santino considering John’s unwillingness to kill her, the Adjudicator has no remorse and absolutely no empathy towards anyone in the series only carrying out the will of the High Table if they so demand it, and for the last antagonist in the series— the Marquis is like every other antagonists we’ve seen so far, a perfect combination to end the series.

Anyways, I’m done and good morning!

#john wick #sorry i felt like speaking again #🪐evrenwrites #if anyone wants to add anything sure dw #i dont mind i wanna hear people talk about john wick too #iosef tarasov #santino d’antonio #the adjudicator #marquis de gramont #marquis vincent de gramont #gianna d’antonio #viggo tarasov #helen wick #character essay

[dxmoness]

i wanna write angst where reader is in love with a girl but a manhwa character (not sure which one but it's going to be a male) likes her so he only loves her from afar and tries keeping himself together while he watches her keep chasing that girl.

#{ ♡ marqui’s talks — rambles }

[peggys-red-dress]

was just informed that in yorktown lafayette says "until we meet again" and not "oui oui baguette" my life has been forever shaken

#french guy wasn't talking about bread?!?!?!?! #hamilton #marquis de lafayette

[smokeys-house]

I bought some French chore coats from this guy who found an abandoned warehouse where they used to manufacture clothes in the 1960s. Since it's like... post-war europe it's all tie-down instead of button down and they're super durable and comfortable but the fun thing is that he's selling them as he found them. Like straight out of the random box on the factory floor in the abandoned warehouse. There's dirt in one of the pockets. It smells crazy. I love it. To be fair he did warn me about the pocket dirt

#smokey talks #feels neat to own tbh bc #theyre in such a limited quantity since this dude just stumbled upon them and bought them up b4 they were to be destroyed #and theyre largely untouched from when they were made #plus its just. nice to have some clothes that are actually made of fabric not plastic and are quite durable #plus the slaaaay. i feel like marquis mongaga

[sesquipedalianmarquis]

happy 10 year anniversary everybody. everyone who was there for the original mishapocalypse—how are your joints and do you still have your gender? :p

#marquis talks #mishapocalypse #10 year anniversary #its been an honour o7 #changing my icon for this

[stilldoingscience]

people really need to get a grip. The pale blue eye is a book set in 1830s, why are you surprised that there’s misogyny in the film?

#y’all would go wild if you knew the book was written by a gay man #I mean I understand the problems with the content and the way it’s handled #but Maddie’s situation… and the way 1830s society would’ve handled it would be to ignore it or consider her ruined. #it’s disgusting and it shouldn’t be a thing but that’s the reality #the movie struggled in playing out a lot of the character depth you get in the book #needed more Lea… needed more of her being a bad bitch #they put Mrs marquis in more than Lea tbh LOL and she’s not very significant in the book #I love the book and I’ll go to the grave defending it #the pale blue eye #still have the male savior complex I know but can we appreciate what landor did. kill r*pists. #women were silenced in those days.. maddie would not have been able to talk to anyone about it bc in the book she’s isolated in a cabin with #her dad. she rarely leaves.. and she’s so excited for that ball.. she wanted to go so bad #she prepped for days and that happens and it just shatters her being which in turn shatters the household #she didn’t have any girl friends.. she didn’t have friends.. she just lived with her dad!!! #suicide hits close to home and the movie hit close in its own way

[kingkatsuki]

Strangers to lovers with your fave meeting you at a Halloween party dressed as—

#marquie got me thinking about this this morning!!! #just Bakugou shamelessly staring at me all night🥺 #he can’t take his eyes off me when I’m dressed as elvira #but there’s no fucking way he’s going to talk to me #No fucking way is he getting rejected at a party #so he just sits on the couch and nurses his beer #until he manages to catch me as we’re grabbing drinks in the kitchen at the same time🥺🥺🥺

[thedaythealienscame]

human sexuality is a deeply fascinating topic to me which is great except for the fact that you cannot usually share anything that you find interesting with those in your immediate vicinity lest you come off as a pervert

#i am a pervert. but i would like my parents to think that i am not #consent to information is also different. you can tell someone about dinosaurs all day. it's different to talk about. idk. sucking and #fucking or whatever else you might be reading about #anyway. found a pdf for eroticism: death and sensuality and they've already brought up the marquis de sade

[randomnameless]

Goddamn, i knew KT had taken heavy inspiration from 3H discourse when writing Nopes, but i never expected them to be so on-the-nose about it; that entire conversation is just Claude parroting every single “Church bad” argument the fandom has come up with word-for-word, even the ones that were debunked just by paying miniscule amounts of attention to Three Houses' worldbuilding, such as the Church forbidding regions to be in contact with each other despite Faerghus explicitly having a good trading relation with Albinea.

Well,

I wouldn't say KT took inspiration from redshit (who would?) and its takes, but those takes and KT's Zahrofl's convos, for Clout, both use material that is present in FE16,

Mainly, how FE16!Claude thinks the Church is the reason why Fodlan is "isolaionist", before remembering Cyril, Shamir, Dedue and Petra exist.

(I know, that's completely stupid, but that's how IS/KT decided to write him)

Discourse became, hm, heated, because unlike the characters in this game, some fans are able to dispute those takes with, as you said, minuscule details here'n'there demonstrating how Claude himself was wrong - and not only because he notices people exist, but because the world contradicts his facts.

(I remember during the lockdown I made a rather large and detailed post about the GM recipes, and then made another about the so-called isolationism being pegasi blessing, since a lot of recipes involve ingredients that don't grow in Fodlan, or are native to other countries, like tomatos, Albinea fruits/moose/herring, and what not. It's not a lot, per se, but it demonstrated that Fodlan did trade with the rest of the world!)

But given how KT wanted to get a possible "happy ending" with the three lords, things cannot be heated like fandom discourses, so Dimitri nods and agrees and is body snatched by Chilon.

However, as for who might have read a bit of discourse, I can't believe the FEH writers are completely immune to it.

I mean, Seteth saying in his FB that he doesn't hoard funds and all of his share should go to orphanages, or, out of the blue, saying the Church of Seiros doesn't discriminate against other faiths or against people who don't practice the Seiros Faith felt like... the writers wanted to make a point lol

(I still suspect the FEH writers, especially when it comes to Nabateans, try to give them more spotlight because their base/native game completely ignored them, so we end up with absurdities like FEH caring and loving them more than the KT team who later made Nopes - PTA mom!Rhea was released in 2021, before Nopes and its "did you know Rhea forces people to marry? And no, no one will ever say this take is baseless, because the lords have to be fwends!")

Of course Hresvelg Tea means some script is released, then revamped, then re-revamped (at this point I've lost count at how many times B!Supreme Leader's MYH was modified lol) and adding Pat on top means you have to use Google Translate to check lines... but yep, FEH seems to look at fan content more closely, even if that content is, well, discourse...

#anon #replies #3 nopes #I think this is the most infuriating thing in the Fodlan verse #Eliwood can tell you until he's blue than Marquis Laus wants to bring back dragons #no one on the cast #especially not his friends hector and lyndis can tell him that no Laus was only a pawn it's Nergal who wants to bring back dragons #the nabateans don't have any voice to the Nopes chapter #but in general they don't have any voice in the Fodlan verse #their voice is only audible in FEH #and in that 2020 interview #talk about butchering your own game lol

[screechingsandwichhologram]

did yall know that there's a main-belt minor planet named after lafayette

#i hope someone names a celestial object after me one day #according to wikipedia #marquis de lafayette #rain feathers ham #i forget that. lafayette was also an important figure in french history. #well i don't forget per say i just. get surprised when he's mentioned #tho that may just be the hyperfixation talking #anyway he's on the Arc de Triomphe