#maybe they keep ducks

[lesbianfakir]

Ok final thought for the night and then I’m done being annoying.

My crossover is Princess Tutu: the Thing. Need u to imagine the opening scene where the dog is running while they all shoot at it but it’s just a little duck waddling through the snow miraculously dodging bullets

#ummmm so this assumes Duck is already dead but I need her in that bunker #maybe it’s a different duck #maybe they keep ducks #fakir would not do well in the thing #he would crack under paranoia #maybe kill someone in the process #sorry I’m going to come back tomorrow with princess tutu characters in a classic horror movie setting #im thinking like Halloween adjacent but I don’t like Halloween #princess tutu but it’s a slasher and raven mytho’s like I’m gonna getcha I’m gonna getcha #lea talks

[nelkcats]

Quacked up

Danny never thought that Desiree was serious on her threats, or at least the threats that had to do with "turning him into a duck and abandoning him in another dimension."

But it seems that even ghost genies had their limits, because the third time he "ruined her plans," she made good on her threat. Danny wasn't worried about Amity, Team Phantom could take care of that just fine.

He was more concerned about his webbed feet and duckbill. Plus the fact that he showed up in the middle of a warehouse occupied by mobsters, although the supposed mobsters were more involved in trying to catch him (were his ears wrong or had he heard an "aww"?) than killing him. One of them even named him "Duck Hood."

Jason didn't know how to feel watching all his employees chase a duck. It was a weird duck, with glowing green eyes (was it possible for a duck to dive into the pits??), and he was sure he saw it float by at some point, but at least his "lair" was a little more lively.

He wondered if he should give it to Damian or keep it.

#dpxdc #Duck Danny #Desiree was mad at him #her obsession is to fulfill wishes #she can't stop just because he wants to #and Danny frustrated even the littlest wish #So she transformed him into a Duck and left him into the DC dimension #dp x dc #dc x dp #Hood goons just saw a duck walking into their organization and fall in love with the animal #They like Duck Hood #and want to adopt him #Danny doesn't #he want to come back to his universe #at least most of his powers work #Jason wonders if it's possible that a pit duck exists #maybe he should keep it just to be sure

[holidaybrews]

I don’t think I’ve seen many people talk about this scene and it’s one of my favorite moments. red guy immediately does his best to try and distract duck once he starts freaking out about the situation and he’s so sweet about it. he talks to him about the current lesson and everything that’s happened, and then once yellow walks away, duck seems to be much more relaxed. this episode is my favorite just because of how aware the three are about each other it makes me so happy

#sorry I keep making these kinds of posts #I don’t have other people to talk about it with #so I thought maybe making these posts might help someone else feel like they have someone to talk to :) #don’t hug me i’m scared #dhmis #red guy #dhmis duck #duck #yellow guy #fluffybird #duck x red guy #red guy x duck #puppetry

[icewindandboringhorror]

Some (late) holiday photos of the boye~!

#cats #holiday #OUGHH....... barely could even get these edited and posted... my mysterious sickness flare up has been sooo bad the past few #days.. I didn't even go to the usual obligatory family christmas I was supposed to attend (!!! health issue/medical mention in tags below) #My stomach issues basically put me in a constant state of uncontrollable shivering/body shaking + nausea + sometimes rapid heart #rate. and when it happens at night that makes it like.. nearly impossible to sleep when you're violently shaking + you can feel your heart #so strong + you keep having to run to the bathroom every 5 minute to cough and gag #and throw up and so on and so forth. etc. So I went like 40 hours without any sleep almost for christmas eve and all of christmas day #last night I finally got maybe 2 hours of sleep in between the nausea and shaking and stuff. and then today I was able to get a few #hours of sleep in the afternoon. Today I tried taking an anxiety mediciation a doctor gave me in case it was anxiety related (it's apparent #ly used to relax people and works in the moment. rather than like Anxiety Mediciation that you have to take for weeks to see any effect #because I think this isn't actually acting on your brain chemistry it's judt like..a mild sedative or something.) but all that did was make #me dizzy and sweaty lol. I;m glad I slept a little but I'm just still frustrated that I don't feel normal. I started having these #'episodes' (with the stomach issues + shaking + heartrate + nausea etc.) like at the end of october. And usually it will happen for like a #few hours at a time. or i'll lose sleep one day and then be fine the next. but this has been like nearly 3 days of feeling weird. so is #getting kind of annoying... It's funny too because I was so so productive like.. literally the few days before. I was feeling much better #and I was working on my game and blah blah. But then.. random issue flare up out of nowhere of course.. yaayy.... happy holidays to meee lo #I did at least see two random ducks outside of my window in the yard area for christmas. and havent seen them since. So it's like.. hrmm.. #pacing around my room nauseous and shakings and etc. but at least... hello.. two little ducks placed there just for me :3c #Now I get anxiety every night which I'm sure doesn't help/could exacerbate whatever underlying genuinely physical issues exist. But after #like 2 nights of 'I spend the night sleepless and incredibly uncomfortable just sitting in the dark sick' then bedtime is like.. dread... #I even was trying slapping myself in the face in desperation to see if somehow that could shock my body out of whatever the hell it was #doing lol.. up at 3am holding ice cubes in my hand and hitting myself in the head and crying from exhaustion and thowing up.. literally #ridiculous cartoon character feeling... AAANYWAY!!! At least I have baby boy pictures. and I have lots of doctors appointments so hopefully #whatever the issue is can be sorted out at some point. I don't know much about ibs but hopefully maybe something like that that I could pos #ibly take medication for and not something more seirous or anything. Maybe there's a food I'm secretly intolerant to or whatever. #And I did at least post a sims holday video actually timed for the holidays so that's something. I havent been productive really latrely #though obviously.. I can't even play games or small tasks when in that state since I'm just SO physically uncomfortable. Nausea and heart #stuff are THE hardest physical sensations to ignore.. BUT yeah... hoping I shall sleep at all tonight. hopeing to get like 3 productive #things done.. at some point... at least SOMETHING... lol..... *** *** ***

[1800duckhotline]

also wtf why does none of the companions react to you being a literal oathbreaker. like even just not giving a shit about it vocally would be fun. is nobody asking anything about the literal undead animated armor hanging around camp rn? no? you guys dont mind? okay.

#I think for a game that costs like a gas bill you'd imagine more interactivity/reactivity between npcs..... #and like... more involvement with that happens to the Main Character; the player #but maybe i just dont know shit from jack about videogame creartion #duck bg3 time #anyway i like to think that jutta's like surprisingly handling this whole thing so swell that people find it weird like #girl are you okay? you literally have become an oathbreaker. isnt it a big deal for paladins #jutta: i keep having visions and urges to kill and maim for pleasure. i think this is fine by me . #jutta: in fact im shocked it didnt happen earlier .

[lemonduckisnowawake]

Me, today: I will not get angry about people slandering Jesus. I will not lose my temper seeing yet another post throwing His character in the garbage as some politically woke or politically conservative people pleaser. I will not stab my hand with a fork when I see people poking fun at his friendships as homoerotic - *sees a post like that and slowly steps out of the internet*

No seriously. I am shaking the screen and BEGGING people to remember that even though Western Christian traditionalism has deep, *deep* wrongs, There Are Literal People Dying And Being Tortured Because Of Their Faith In Christ In The Modern World. And the way I see people making light of faith and outright mocking it or "dumbing it down" to appeal to their own moral worldview is sometimes kind of painful

#lemon duck quacks #i need a salt tag so people can block that.... #I'll think of one later #anyway yeah....sometimes the things i see western folk doing to Christianity makes me sigh #what is it about humanity's need to make a mockery out of the things we disagree with? #I've caught myself doing it sometimes too and it's just sad #like I've seen people make mockery out of Eastern spirituality and religions or Islam or something #and it DOES make me mad #especially when I see adherents of those religions trying to placate people by going #'oh our worldview DOES actually support yours! we're friendly to your political stance :)' #when no. NO. you guys don't have to defend your worldview like that??? #worldviews are called such because they're different and there WILL be times when moralities clash against each other! #DRAMATICALLY #and it's up to you to see if you can keep being friends/interacting with someone who has a drastically different moral standard than you #and if you can't there is no reason to try and make their religion/worldview fits yours or whatever #this is aimed at Christians too who try and force non-Christians to see things through their perspective btw #also just because you hate someone's viewpoint because it's objectively wrong to you doesn't mean you have to mock it or them #by all means try and deconstruct it if you want but stop making fun of it or pretending you know eeeeeverything about their worldview #sorry you guys i am VERY salty #maybe a tad bit angry but mostly salty #anyway you religious people who have studied your texts and persist in living it out even if it doesn't conform to the western world's #political worldviews (whether liberal or conservative in the us or uk or etc sense) have all my respect and 'hwaiting's #stars I'm so salty i could perseve my own meat with it

[chvoswxtch]

the defenders honestly should’ve been called “everybody fucking hates danny”

#it was eight episodes of them absolutely shitting on him #well maybe 7 cause they did kinda rescue him #they were basically like he’s a trust fund dipshit but he’s OUR trust fund dipshit ):< #danny rand you adorable idiot #luke cage you’re still fine as hell #jessica jones I am still in love with you #matty murdock you’re also a dipshit why would you do that #colleen baby you’re the real star #claire my love it’s so good to see you again #foggy and karen pls get your idiot duck and keep him on a leash #elektra natchios baby that was so sexy of you pls keep doing what you’re doing #am I prepared to watch s3 of daredevil again? #absolutely not #but the pain must go on or whatever that saying is #matt murdock #daredevil #luke cage #jessica jones #danny rand #iron fist #colleen wing #claire temple #elektra natchios #karen page #foggy nelson #the defenders #marvel

[demonfamilytherapist]

I think, since it took so long for Duck and Lucifer to get together, it would be fun if Duck disappeared on the first night they shared a bed.

And by fun I mean the worst thing possible for Lucifer.

#bleep bloop #duck #going to bed warm and content and calm #waking up alone the sheets cold #disappointed but hey maybe they’re just making breakfast #but hours go by #wondering if he messed up somehow #drove them away #but at least that would mean they’re safe #instead they’re just nowhere #and he couldn’t keep them safe while they were in his arms

[onlythebravest]

training camp, oct 6 2023

#and off he goes #jamie drysdale #j gifs #still just messing around with the gifs and speeds #kinda like this one i think? it's hard to tell if the gif is too quick or if he skates fast 😂 #anaheim ducks #i should turn off my computer for the day to wind down #but oops here i am #can't decide whether i should do my gifs or fearsparks gifs or another tag altogether to keep these in the same place #my shit maybe 😂

[shnowyfox]

How Strong are Marvin and X2 are when they fight together?

"HOLD IN THERE, MARVIN! WE'VE ALMOST GOTTEN THROUGH HIS PLOT ARMOR!" "Aren't you,, dating him??" "X-2. it's laser tag."

#marvin the martian #commander x 2 #commander x2 #duck dodgers #looney tunes #merrie melodies #cartoon gun #gun #been getting a lil experimental w my sketching style #i almost wanna keep working on this sketch ngl #just make it look more like a battle ground and maybe add some special fx maybe try some composition stuff #my art

[lulubeanie]

I think if I were one of the guys in the owl house world I would be bard because I'm always singing songs and whistling at my food to cool it down (more fun than just blowing on it)

#duck speaks #probably also plant magic and maybe something else #who's to say if I would be good at any of those or not #not me #probably I wouldn't really though lol #I don't even know how to read notes even though people have tried to teach me multiple times #and I don't think I've been able to keep a plant alive for very long

[duck-in-a-spaceship]

"Kill your darlings!"

Uhm... why would I want to do that they're LITERALLY my darlings????

#writing #duck writes #does this make any sense im tired and editing stuff rn #and cutting so much lol #so like #dw the darlings are being killed #but also keeping little bits i probably maybe dont really need

[gaffney]

Adam and Jesse really need more appreciation!

THEY DO!!!! i mean has there ever been a better love story than cake-eater (derogatory) to cake-eater (affectionate)?? no. even the OG d2 script is a fan:

#the mighty ducks #where's the 100k jesse/adam rivals to lovers slowburn 😩 #maybe if i keep asking someday someone out there will answer my call

[toughtink]

I WENT TO A BEGINNER BALLET CLASS WITH MY FRIEND!!! WE’RE GONNA TRY TO MAKE IT A WEEKLY THING! 🩰

#LISTEN I’M NOT ACTIVE OR FLEXIBLE BUT I’M TRYING #I’M SO EXCITED TO HAVE A FRIEND TO COME WITH ME #EVEN IF I SUCK WE CAN MAYBE SUCK TOGETHER #(she is better than me tho) #i’m coming to terms with being Bad at Things #i’m like duck in princess tutu 😌 she also sucks at ballet but keeps on truckin #or duckin as it were #life #rambling

[nyankoizumi]

Duck but he's the opposite of queerbaiting. He tricks you into thinking he's homophobic and then next thing you know he's trans, kissing men and beating your ass

#just kidding he's still homophobic but just a little bit /hj /lh #dhmis #dhmis meme #dhmis duck #dont hug me im scared #this really is a dont hug me im scared #also im a full believer that duck can kick ass like i feel like if you're bigger than him then maybe eventually you'll get him but #he will fight like a fucking bulldog #best way to go about it is having weapons/tools or really long arms to fish him up yet keep him away #or you know be the narrative and murder him because its just slightly amusing that works too

[lemonduckisnowawake]

"There's a thin line between suicide and sacrifice, you know?" Z hissed, stabbing the table in front of her with her dagger.

A smiled in spite of himself at her antics, folding his arms and leaning back. "Not really, actually," he refuted, nodding at the knife. "Suicide is wanting to die. Sacrifice is being willing to die. Both deaths can be driven by outside forces, both may require the clear knowledge of expending your own life, and both can even have to willingness go die. But sacrifice never wants death; it only wants life that perhaps must take its own to preserve it."

Z stared at A for a long monet, mimicking his pose before dropping it.

"Right, then which are you, A?"

The man in question closed his eyes, unwilling to meet the ones piercing into his.

"....I'm still trying to figure that one out, actually," he admitted.

#lemon duck quacks #for the words! #i feel like I have to give an explanation as to who A and Z are.....maybe in the reblogs later #nah I'll just edit the tags #basically these two are my “stock characters” originally meant to be for romantic tropes i wanted to write #since i do not enjoy romance but DO like writing.... #so they have inconsistent personalities etc >:) #and also like....i don't know #i keep thinking about how Christ was willing to die for the joy set before Him #while sometimes humanity just wants to die or is willing to die to escape the present they're suffering #no judgement at all. hugs instead. but there we have it #lemon duck tales