Mob Psycho 100 - “Psychic Human Show” Drama CD Translation - Track 6 ‘How To Use Your Power’
Initially released 2017/01/25, “Mob Psycho 100: Psychic Human Show” is the first Drama CD released for MP100, before 2019′s S2 OVA Drama CD. Official description is, “With 12 drama episodes written by Director Tachikawa & every scenario checked over by ONE-sensei, character songs for Tome and the Body Improvement Club, and a talking song between Mob and Dimple with lyrics written by ONE-sensei, this is a compilation of 15 tracks!” A bunch of tracks remain untranslated from this one.
Here’s the translation of the sixth track, “How to use your power”!
Characters: Mob, Ritsu, Dimple
RITSU, MOB
We’re off!
[SFX: House door closing]
DIMPLE
Hey, you two! Huh? Ritsu I get, since he’s part of the student council, but you’re up very early today, Shigeo!
MOB
The Body Improvement Club has morning training.
DIMPLE
As always, they’ve only one thing in mind, those guys. They’re already the way they are as middle schoolers - what on earth are they gonna do when they become more powerful than they already are?
MOB
Speaking of powers… Ritsu, you’ve learned how to use your powers but you never use them, do you… even though you seemed like you wanted to use them so badly…
DIMPLE
Oohohoho, that’s a fair question to ask, isn’t it? That’s right, Ritsu - it’s a waste to not use your powers if you have them!
RITSU
I do use them. To bend spoons, to fix them...
DIMPLE
You… don’t put powers in the same category as twirling a pen between your fingers!
RITSU
As if I’d do that. I just haven’t found anything that makes me want to actually use these powers. I don’t want to use them for something boring.
MOB
You can do anything without having to rely on your powers, Ritsu.
DIMPLE
You brothers really don’t get that you’ve been blessed with special powers, do you?! I’ll help you realise that, so if you join forces with -
RITSU, MOB
No.
DIMPLE
What’s with that immediate reply!?
RITSU
I don’t need you to tell me. I’ll use my powers when I need to.
MOB
Yes - there’s no need to be impatient.
DIMPLE
Seriously… like casting pearls before swine with you two.
[SFX: Something appearing]
Hmm? What’s that presence?
MOB
Ritsu… something’s coming.
RITSU
Ah, Nii-san… what is that?
DIMPLE
Be careful… there’s no mistaking it; that’s an evil spirit!
[SFX: something appearing continued]
RITSU
It’s here… what’s that design…?
MOB
It looks just like Dimple… but, the colour is different, isn’t it.
RITSU
Yeah. How it behaves, the expression it’s wearing…
[SFX: Weird dog noises]
MOB
It’s cute… I wonder what animal it was, originally?
DIMPLE
Don’t be tempted by his appearance… it definitely has evil intentions! He’s a spirit, through and through! Ah - look! He was just glaring at me!!
RITSU
What should we do, nii-san?
MOB
It doesn’t particularly look like it’s going to do anything. We could just leave it here, right?
RITSU
Yeah… but, it’ll follow behind us.
[SFX: more weird dog noises]
DIMPLE
This guy sure is scheming up something. If he follows you guys to school or to your house it’ll be a nuisance.
MOB
That’s definitely something coming from you, Dimple.
[SFX: weird dog noises continue]
DIMPLE
Tch, go on over there, shoo! Shoo, shoo!
[SFX: dog noises evolve into scary shouting, bites into Dimple]
DIMPLE
Ouch!! He damn bit me!
MOB
It’s just playing around, no?
RITSU
Yeah… I don’t feel any ill will coming from it.
DIMPLE
Are you stupid?! He’s clearly got ill will!!
[SFX: further biting]
DIMPLE
Aaagh! P-please, help me!!
[SFX: Dimple basically gets torn apart]
MOB
What should we do, Ritsu?
RITSU
Mm… But, how would we help him…?
DIMPLE
Waitwaitwait, you’ve got psychic powers, no?! Didn’t you just say you’d use them when you’d need to??
RITSU
And is this one of those times…?
[SFX: glimmer, spirit sucking up to them]
...Doesn’t seem like it.
DIMPLE
You bastard… you intend to get rid of me and then tag along with these guys in my place, don’t you!! As if I’ll let you!!
[SFX: beating up]
You’re getting real now, then, are you?… well then, I’ll also get serious!!
RITSU
Dimple’s being flattened…
MOB
If we don’t stop this...
RITSU
That’s right… I’ll use my powers.
[SFX: spirit trying to be cute]
DIMPLE
Tch… you’ve been trying to flatter them with how cute you are this whole time… I can do that too!! *Tries to be all cutesy* Uu.... pwease, hewp me!!... Ricchan!!
[SFX: Ritsu unleashes his powers, Dimple screams]
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Here’s the link to the masterpost that includes a download for each track!
Track 1 (Opening) is here.
Track 2 (A March Through the Snow) is here.
Track 3 (NIkukai Fai~! Body Improvement Club Song~!) is here, by hikapoi
Track 4 (Overeating) is here, by Yoli
Track 5 (A World Seen For the First Time) is here.
Track 6 (How to Use Your Power) is here.
Track 7 (Telepathy Life) is here.
Track 8 (Telepathy Fairy-tale) is here.
Track 9 (Body Improvement Club’s 3 Minute Cooking) is here.
Track 10 (Interview) is here, by Kaga
Track 11 (Hobby) is here, by zeitara, hikapoi and Yoli
Track 12 (Body Improvement Club’s 3 Minute Cooking 2) is here.
Track 13 (Ghosts and Such Phone Consultation) is here, by freshmb100fan
Track 14 (Ending) is here.
Track 15 (Story of a Dream) is here, by zeitara, hikapoi and Yoli
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