#my son's hot

[atinymexicanbird]

in which shadow cared !! (again)

#i wanted to color this at first but if i did that i would have never posted this stupid comic so it is what it is #srry if thr art is inconsistent jsajsj #hot topic wannabe and blue gumball son of a bitch #my art #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sonadow #if you squint your eyes i guess #who r we kidding this is them flirting #sonic

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive... #battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay. #furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys. #unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline. #bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :) #im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown: #“[its] about someone who *tries”* #danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?” #danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Danny’s parents want to kill him and he’s like “f in the chat y’all dinner boutta be so awkward tonight smh”

Ok so I know everyone loves the angsty headcannons where Danny is terrified of his parents cuz they wanna kill him but we’ve had that hot take since 2005 I’m here for a source material revival, the much more entertaining “Danny’s parents want to kill him and he actively doesn’t give a fuck”

CUZ UH, IM REWATCHING THE FIRST SEASON AND I FORGOT HOW GENUINELY BLASÉ HE IS ABOUT MADDIE AND JACK TRYING TO GET HIS ASS ITS SO FUNNY.

Like mom holding a literal ghost gun to his head: eh kinda unphased he even has time to quip, his parents say they wanna tear em to pieces: meh see u guys at dinner, LIKE OUR GUY IS SO UNPHASED HE THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! (s1 ep. 14 public enemy)

And he’s unphased despite knowing his parents tech works and knowing that his mother is actually a good shot. So like I love angst Danny and y’all should keep up the good work but where is my s1 Danny ‘COULDN’T give less of a fuck about his parents’ Fenton representation?

Cuz think of this, for your DPXDC AU consideration, Danny would fit in so well with the bat gang if only because they could try to stab, shoot, capture, brainwash, and stalk him and he’d be like “oh cool villain of the week shit? Nice, what’re we having for lunch.” He. Wouldn’t. Flinch.

#I’m not saying y’all are writing Danny as pusillanimous #except that I am #give my son his groove back this kid is litterally more afraid of a box ghost then his parents #he’s not a scaredy cat and I feel like rn everyone writes him as one #save the wet cat treatment for Tim y’all let Danny be a funny lil guy again #like he grew up in doofenshmirtz lab he isn’t crying over death threats babes #THIS ISN’T A HOT TAKE SO DON’T TRY TO COME FOR ME #THIS IS ME READING FROM THE DP BIBLE VERBATIM #S1 PRIVELAGES REINSTATED #GET GHOSTED #anyway #like I said I’m rewatching s1 #and I forgot how freaking fun it was #not all modern DP is angsty mind you and I’m also not here to say it’s wrong or bad #I’m here to say let’s get that biodiversity back baby #Danny Phantom #dp x dc #a cold take just the coldest

[kaladinkholins]

shoutout to taigen for being the most expressive character in the entire show.

you will never not know whatever the hell he is feeling or thinking at the moment because he will literally tell you (either very earnestly like when he traumadumps to mizu or very sarcastically which is the other 99% of the time he talks to mizu) or you will see it plain as day on his face.

this is the textbook definition of a man wearing his heart on his sleeve. look in the dictionary for what a "simple man" means and you will find taigen's face there.

like once you cut through the massive ego and pompousness he uses to mask his own insecurities and traumas, he is literally just some guy. he's not evil or stupid. not super kind or super smart either. an asshole but not the worst there is. he's incredibly skilled but he's not the strongest ever or even the most skilled. he is literally! just a guy!

y'all can hate him all you want but let's be real, taigen is actually the most relatable character out of everyone. like this man is POOR, he is PATHETIC, he is COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME, and most of all he is OBSESSED WITH MIZU. if that shit ain't relatable idk what is.

#taigen blue eye samurai #taigen bes #blue eye samurai #taigen is literally just some guy and i think that's hilarious #he's a pathetic wet rat but he's MY pathetic wet rat #also he's hot and sexy <3 #also if any of us lived in that era and society. chances are we would be more like taigen than anyone else lmao ykwim #what? you think youre as badass as mizu to get adopted by a master swordsmith and craft your own space sword and go on a revenge quest?? #what you think you'd be born into royalty like akemi and go on to marry the shogun's son and deal with political manuevering? #you think you're kind and brave and useful enough to meet mizu and train under her as an apprentice? #if you do then more power to you. but i know i would be piss poor and bisexual. born and raised in the boonies. and very bitchy about it. #shut up haydar #fandom.rtf

[leefyberrybread]

The funny guy! Also rendering practice

AND THE AMOUNT OF PAIN TRYING TO POST THIS (tumblr and Insta are messing with me)

#transformers #maccadam #corndogyyy art #my art #tf idw #tf idw1 #more than meets the eye #mtmte #mtmte rodimus #rodimus #transformers hot rod #rodimus prime #lost light #artists on tumblr #digital painting #transformers fanart #i love he <3 #I couldn’t decide on a version #this post ruined my Instagram and I couldn’t be free from hearing Carry on my Wayward Son overlapping itself for solid 30 minutes #idk this art might be cursed or something #I tried posting this twice here and it failed to upload and then I couldn’t even click on the post button #7 hours and 17 minutes:)

[joenhead]

Hey yall, we still talk abt hot boy summer ‘round here?

anyways hiii I think about them a lot theyre so silly ESPECIALLY hungry dave hes just a lil guy in a big guy body so guys lets please include him when we talk about the girls and the gays i think he has earned it !!!

I also made this:

#yall wanna see my tread/mavrus art #treavrus if u will #coined by my friend #i would also like to add that i like to headcanon hungry dave to be on the aroace spec #because im aroace and i get to do what i want #naddpod #not another dnd podcast #the mavrus chronicles #hot boy summer #mavrus the unskooled #mavrus bombora #mac son of mumford #tread nevers #hungry dave #davenaxius gilderfang

[duahauuoplanh]

Son Sukku in chemise A killer paradox (2024)

#his fashion in this series is so on point #it's very clean and modern #it seems clumsy but it's not #sorry chemise isn't just 'shirt' in my country #it's a statement #he is so hot #even with this beard #all I can see is this was mr Gu's life before he missed his train #Son Seok Koo #Son Suk Ku #my favorite people #I put my heart into every gifset I’ve made #a killer paradox

[chaos0pikachu]

where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"

#one piece #one piece live action #sanlu #zolu #this is not a zosan safe space don't even try it wit me #this is zoro being hella jealous that sanji thought for half a second he knew what luffy needed #and sanji snapping back with don't hate a hot bitch who can cook i can be luffy's malewife #tell me it wouldn't be hilarious that zoro does wild ass crazy sword moves bc he knows luffy will be hella impressed #and then sanji cooks like an entire sea king to one up him #luffy getting spoiled is all i want for my twink pirate son okay #chaos pikachu speaks

[atinymexicanbird]

"Got it! Now you can put me down now"

From the fic "(seep into the wounds) i've been mending" by @cozyqueerchaos

#my fellas in christ this one was on my wips for MONTHS at last i finish it jsajss #go check out their AO3 they write AMAZING STUFF i have several wips from their fanfics istg #my art #hot topic wannabe and blue gumball son of a bitch #sonic #shadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sonic fanart #sonadow #shadonic

[fanfrelon]

Gianluca Conte & his dad

#gianluca conte #the contes #dad & son #hot #speedo #jiggle physics #gianlucaconteedit #hotstuffedit #familystuffedit #my edits #2401

[rikebe]

some modern gigolas before i sleep bc i reeeaaaally wanted to draw legolas in a snapback

#gimli is well dressed and hot and legolas sucks this is my vision #gigolas #gimleaf #legolas greenleaf #gimli gloinson #gimli son of gloin #legolas thranduilion #legolas #gimli #lotr #lord of the rings #art only

[cuntlos]

in another universe he’s not carlos sainz jr, two time formula 1 race winner with ferrari, he is just carlos sainz’s son

#I know lots of people just equate him with his dad still #not that anyone cares about my opinion but I think he’s gone past that #ok but how about a fic where he goes to a race and he’s shown on broadcast as son of carlos sainz sr #and lando sees how hot everyone thinks he is and just has to introduce himself #anyway #carlos sainz

[comradekatara]

very sinister to me whenever i see posts that are like “it’s so cute/romantic how zuko is a dick to every member of the gaang except for [the one op happens to ship him with]!” first of all, the notion that “a troubled guy who is rude to everyone but you” is somehow a sweet romantic ideal is just eminently problematic. no one should want a boyfriend (or girlfriend, or partner of any kind) who is an asshole to all your friends and loved ones and everyone they’ve ever met, even if they’re the sweetest kindest cuddliest person when you’re alone. that’s just an obvious red flag. but also, it’s not even true?? zuko treats every member of the gaang like shit at some point during the latter half of book 3, even if he is also (somewhat) nice to them at other points. he yells at katara about “how unfair it is that she doesn’t trust him yet” (it’s not. it’s totally deserved), he brusquely dismisses toph’s feelings when she tries to open up to him about her childhood trauma, he basically mocks and belittles aang for clinging to the remnants of his culture that zuko’s direct forefathers literally wiped off the planet (which he does in multiple episodes, btw), he exploits sokka’s photographic memory for his own ends after interrupting his date to force him to recount one of the most traumatic days of his entire life like sokka is just there to be his genius butler or something, and he mostly just seems to pretend that suki doesn’t even exist. this also goes for every other character btw, including mai, ty lee, jin, song, jet, or whomever else you may ship him with. the only character zuko is consistently nice to is that kid lee from “zuko alone,” bc he’s healing his inner child or whatever. so romanticize the fact that zuko is inexplicably good with kids all you want, but when it comes to dating, i actually think zuko should take a vow of abstinence for at least the next decade or so.

#zuko #hot takes #okay….. listen…… #I SWEAR I don’t hate zuko #it feels like all my posts abt him lately are just tearing into the poor guy ruthlessly #but I’m not a zuko hater!!!! that is my son actually #it just bothers me (a lot) how much ppl are willing to whitewash him for whatever personal agenda they may have #so it’s not that I don’t love zuko #it’s just that I don’t love zuko MORE than I love the other characters #the selective memory and defensiveness when it comes to zuko fans is just. astounding. like cmon now #also I do believe in volcel zuko like I am dead srs abt that #technically it’s more nuanced than that but like. that’s truly the gist of it #hashtag free mai hashtag let my girl live #etc etc

[ragrfisk]

I low key love the scene in The Hobbit where Legolas calls Gimli a hideous creature because I like to imagine when he sees him in Fellowship he’s like

“Oh.”

“Oh no.”

“He’s 𝘩𝘰𝘵."

#the hobbit movies #lotr gimli #incorrect lotr quotes #lotr memes #lotr #legolas #fan theory #gimli son of gloin #gimli #legolas x gimli #lord of the rings #the hobbit #hobbit movies #my silly little posts #silly #sillyposting #hot dwarves #tolkien #oh no he's hot

[3-aem]

oh my god oh my god

HAPPY GOJO GETOU DYING DAY!!!!

#im drawing yukis massive bazonkers bc i dont care them anymore #gege likes to nuke everyone i like and care about #and this is why I think choso will be fine #bc i never liked him that much sorry #he does not appeal to my tastes #yuta and higurama hot lawyer man better start running tho #bc yuta is my sweet son and i want hot sad disillusioned lawyer man to put me on trial-

[sirtotallynotatimetraveler]

Quick, mostly everyone's asleep! Here's my sexuality headcanons that no one asked for

Any other characters I don't really have any set ideas haha.

#pizza tower #my art #pizza tower fanart #peppino spaghetti #the noise #noisette #pepperman #pizzahead #the vigilante #mr stick #gustavo #pizza tower gustavo #am i the only one who thinks gustavo would be the guy to have a son and tough strong girl boss wife #and also be a stong ally for his lgbtq+ friends? #just me? #ok #noise is the type of guy to say that men are hot but not be attracted to them in any sort of way #bros got NO toxic masculinity #hes toxic but not that way