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smicksstuff · 4 months

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heyyy if you’re still writing for alejandro garnacho could you do a smau with just a couple cute posts between him and the reader? preferably sabrina carpenter as the fc pls, thank youu❤️

forever and always

alejandro garnacho x y/n I/n

face claim: sabrina carpenter

the story in which two childhood bestfriends realise that what they dreamed of all along was staring them right in the face.

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garnacho7 so proud of you amiga 👏🏼

username new music !!! I'm so EXCITEDDDDD

username cancelling plans on 17.03! IM BUSY!

username after her messy breakup this has got to be good!

yourbff that's my babygirl! can't wait to let everyone hear this masterpiece

garnacho7 impatiently waiting for the day I can scream these songs out loud

yn.jpg geez guys, y'all really are the best hype squad !

username where can i get a friendship like this

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garnacho7 THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE !!!

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garnacho7 hope you loved the surprise album party

yn.jpg best surprise ever 🤩

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yn.jpg what did i do to deserve this

yourbff you did it my love @/yn.jpg

username omg this friendship is so cute

username I don't know if I'm crying about the fact that this album hit me like a brick or the fact that ale and yn are the cutest besties on the planet

username this so real

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yn.jpg pov: summer with you 🛥️

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yourbff ☀️⛱️ 🌊

garnachofans UMM BESTIE....anything you would like to tell us ???

username please tell me it is who i think it is

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username put us out of misery and tell us already !!!!

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garnacho7 i’d like to hang out with you for the rest of my life ❤️

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yn.jpg sounds like the best plan ever ❤️

manchesterunited 🥹🤍

username this has got to be the best day of my life!

antony00 love you both

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facupellistri too many late night drives

username OMG not his bestfriend exposing him

yn.jpg i thought i was your bestfriend @/garnacho7

garnacho7 you are my love

facupellistri im going to let this slide once

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yn.jpg one boy. thousands of feelings ❤️‍🔥

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garnacho7 te quiero mi amor ❤️

lucialoi about time you admit it bestie

yn.jpg about damn time

username this is so wholesome

username the way it changed from "amiga" to "my love"

username i want this type of love

manchesterunited 😭❤️

username qn: how do you know that you are the favourite child? answer: when your boyfriend's workplace comments your posts

username manchester's favourite wag

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garnacho7 my favourite ❤️

yourbff you went to a football game without me 😤😤😤

yn.jpg ill bring you next time

yourbff you better

facupellistri come watch spain next time 🇪🇸

yn.jpg will add that to my list of games

facupellistri let me know and ill see you there

garnacho7 excuse me.. you only watch argentina games

facupellistri 😤😡

username she really is living the life

username this is my dream life

username football, concerts and taylor swift

31 December

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garnacho7 my forever midnight kiss ✨💋

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yn.jpg always my love ❤️

username omg they are so cute!! i love them so much

facupellistri happy new vear love birds

manchesterunited ❤️❤️❤️

username when will this be meeeee

username my new years wish to find love like this

username power couple

perriedwards happy new year my kiddos! more dates in the new year

username omg i want more pics of ale, yn and axel

2 Years Later .......

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yn.jpg short story: he kneeled, showed the ring and made me his wife-to-be

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garnacho7 te amo mi corazon ❤️

taylorswift CONGRATULATIONS !! Im so happy for the both of you!! 🥂🍾

manchesterunited Congratulations to you both !!

masonmount Congratulations you too !! Im so glad the pictures turned out so good !! 🤍📸

yn.jpg these are lovely pictures masey!! i cant thank you enough for capturing it

garnacho7 thanks mate!! and thank you for all your help too !! Amazing Photography

username OMG not mason sneaking around to take pictures for them !!

facupellistri can i just say that we may athletes but we arent equipped with enough skills to camouflage in the bushes

facupellistri also CONGRATULATIONS mi amigos

yourbff congratulations to my favourite couple in the world 💘💍💐

credits: all pictures are found from pinterest and instagram

a/n: sorry for the long wait!! thank you for reading this far!! If you have any one-shot scenarios send them to me!! I would love to try and recreate them for you ◡̈

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timmymyluv · 2 years

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moon song.

FAKE INSTA.

FC: rose of blackpink

kpop idol fem! reader x timothée chalamet

hi everyone - the long awaited marriage blurb? sorry it took so long I did hit a bit of a creative block and felt it could get too repetitive and I'd run out of ppl to interact without it becoming shallow/boring so enjoy!

please comment and interact it means the world to me. like, reblog, comment and follow me if you want to see more content from me. mwah!

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rehearsals

lanacondor my bestieee is getting marriedddd oh my god I'm going to cry

user76 lana is so cute I love their friendship

user913 who's maid of honour omg I wonder

bpinyourarea it has to be jennie or lisa I swear

pinkchalamet all ik is pauline is a bridesmaid with certainty

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bellahadid my angel 🦋🦋so proud and excited for u and ur love for what the future awaits

evanmock when u throw the bouquet I better catch it this time or else

taylorswift sound the wedding bells 🔔🎊

swiftie146 TAYLOR WEDDING SINGER CONFIRMED

ysl 🖤

instauser528 so cute that's her custom ysl jacket but timo wore it to an event last month

voguefrance felicitations mon amours 💗

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florencepugh ok mister no caption 🙄

tchalamet 😁

zaweashton congrats xoxo

yourusername ty zawe 🫂🫂sending hugs and kisses to ur lil bebe and tom 💗

lauriesgirl omg that possessive hand around her thigh

dunechalamet like he's claiming she's mine and I am his wheww

officialrebeccaferguson congrats to you both!

yourusername so excited to see you soon!

ynsplanet SOON?!? IS REBECCA GONNA BE INVITED TOO A STAR STUDDED WEDDING IM SHOOK

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oliviarodrigo SO EXCITED CANT EVEN WAIT

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lauriesjo the aesthetic straight out of Pinterest I love my parents

username719 her tagging timmy like he's the view himself 😌

timmysgirl I mean look at him hello?

selenagomez can't wait! ❤️

josephineskriver 🔥🔥🔥

ynchile the steamy emoji did the rehearsal get borderline pg-13 or more 😵‍💫🤣🥴🥵

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it's official- actor timothée chalamet and singer-actress y/n l/n have tied the knot during their star studded destination wedding. photos are sparsely being released by the ultimate private couple but can you spot any other celebrities partying at this event of the season?

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somsomi0309 HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFEEEEE WITH MY BESTIEEESSSS

kpopfan82 skdkd somi definitely got turnt at the wedding esp the reception

somesomi HAVE U SEEN HER IG STORIES FROM THE AFTER PARTY SKDKD THE YN AND TIMO KISS THEN SOM BUSTING IT DOWN ON THE DANCE FLOOR

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someone sent in this spotting of a number of a-list celebrities in a private resort in the south of France who are all gathered for the dress rehearsal before the well-awaited Timothee and Y/n wedding this weekend. tune in and check out our new podcast episode!

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dunechalamet maybe mind your own business and stop invading their privacy 😤😐

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randomuser is it really that private and exclusive if someone was able to sneak in like this?

user924 I mean its peak of the summer I'm sure other people can come to that resort too if they can pay for it 😭

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ynfandom oh my god is yn gonna be pregnant soon what about the tour what about the music or her upcoming movie roles

username32 idk if she's ever talked about wanting kids but it's none of our business

ynsgermany ok yeah we leave them alone and let her be happy if she wants to focus on her career or her own family she's a grown woman she can do what she wants 🙄

user731 normalize not expecting women to get pregnant and have kids if they don't want to! 🙏

ynallover didn't she talk about not wanting kids during that one radio interview years ago I mean her opinions can change

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yourusername thnx abel 🥳loved seeing you this weekend

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myheadhurtscutely · 6 months

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Hiii!! I hope you're having the best day ever ❤🥰😍❤🥰❤😍🤭😍❤ I was wondering how's that Office fic coming? It now lives rent free in my head and I can't wait ASDFGHJKL the thought of Anakin The Office edition drives me crazy

Omg so i have wanted to tell you that i’m about 2k words into chapter one, sorry i know it’s not much but life has been busy smh, buttt would i’m ready to release a teaser 👀 the fic will be about five chapters long is the plan, it’s all plotted out, it’s just writing to go, AND I CANNOT STOP THJNKING ABOUT IT HAHFJAKDIRKW I LITERALLY GO TO BED THINKINGN ABOUT IDEAS AND STUFF (there’s also a 500 days of summer reference in the fic if you ever seen that movie 🤭) but omg yes please lmk if you’re ready for the teaser 🫡

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dove-caverne · 8 days

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Chapter 3 is out! Made this little art to go with it! The girl is based on the farmer girl in my story READ Chapter 3 and others on my page <3 I appreciate your support.

Original and other chapters on my Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/366629885/write/1437750358

Warning 18+ content and topics of abuse in the chapter to come!!!!!

SebxReader ElliottxReader

Chapter 3 - Battle of the Slimes

Wednesday, Spring 22

Spring flies by, and before you know it, summer is in less than a week. You have been so thankful for everyone in town who's helped you get your garden and farm back up and running after the big storm. Robin and Sebastian have gone above and beyond. He even went as far as to help build you that chicken coop with his mom at a discounted price. Things are feeling a lot better thanks to the kindness so many townsfolk have shown you. You are really feeling lucky to have ended up in a place where people are so considerate of each other, everyone in the big city couldn't care less of what happens to everyone else.

Sebastian has been around helping on the farm several times since the big storm. He is still fairly quiet and has been very focused on his work and helping you. You've had some nice encounters and continue chatting, but there has not been any one one-on-one time for you to get closer to him, you're starting to think maybe he's changed his mind or maybe the entire encounter was more just him being friendly...

BuzzBuzz

"Oh, it's Abby."

Abigail: "Hey girl! You will never believe it! Guess what?"

(Y/N): "Hey Abbs, no what? Tell me."

Abigail: "I asked Sebastian to hangout today and he actually said yes! Just the two of us at my place! Can you believe it, maybe he's finally going to give me a chance, I am so excited!."

(Y/N): Omg! Have fun! LMK how it goes!"

You glance over at Sebastian he's walking over to the coop carrying a heavy box of chicken feed for you as one of the finishing touches. This will be their last day here. You can't help but notice how fit his arms are, although he's fairly thin he clearly has toned muscles from all the work he does with his mom. You glance over at Robin also working hard hammering in the window frame. "I guess he's not that muscular" you giggle to yourself seeing how buff Robin's arms are... "So maybe he is into Abby now? Maybe that's why he's been a little awkward since the morning of the storm." you feel your stomach turn at the thought. "That's okay, I want them to be happy and they are clearly so similar they would be better together." you convince yourself, continuing your gardening.

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Seb's POV

BuzzBuzz

Abigail: "Good morning Seb, I know you're super busy but I got a new game and was hoping to get a player 2 to beat this level...and maybe some lunch."

"She's so persistent." He scoffs to himself. "Why not just go hang out with her and tell her the truth Sebby, you've been friends long enough she will understand, you can't just keep leading her on and ignoring her," Robin adds as she continues hammering. "Ugh," he signs. "Sebby, you will break her heart if you end up with someone else without any warning." "Fine" he replies sharply.

Sebastian: "Sure, what time?."

Abigail: "My place, how about 12:30 PM"

Sebastian: "ok"

2 hours later

"Hey, Mom I'm gonna go see Abby now and grab lunch." "Alright, see you at home after," she replies with a wave.

He sees you working hard clearing more weeds. "Lunch." he mouths to you almost as if he's trying to make sure you remember to stop for a break too. You smile and give him a wave as he walks off.

"Wait a sec, he usually goes home for lunch the other way... could he be going to see Abby already?" you think to yourself and let out a sigh.

....It was too long to upload it all please continue reading on Wattpad link above <33

#digital art #stardew valley #stardewvalley #sdv fanart #digital illustration #sdv #sdv art #sdv elliott #sdv sebastian #video games #sdv fanfic #sdv fandom #stardew fanfic

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madisonbeersource · 10 months

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HIII BABY 💙

How are you my love? I'm sorry I haven't answered you sooner, I've had a busy few days and I haven't been home much.

These last few days I'm especially happy, looking forward to enjoy the summer to the fullest 😊

I guess you've already listened to h2ao acoustic and... OMG I LOVE IT. Madison is gorgeous and her voice? Hello? The voice of an angel. She sang with so much strength and feeling. i loved it. And how cute was Presley? Awww he even had his headphones on, what more could you ask for?

And OMG, YES I'm livin with the podcasts Mads is doing. Especially the Pretty Basic podcasts, I haven't finished listening to part two yet, but I love them. I'm finding them so enjoyable and fun...it's like a girlfriend conversation that I'm a part of too even though I'm just listening, you know? It's great. And I loved that they touched on the hate Madison has received with the publication of her memoir and how she's taken it

Wow yeah, The scene in h2ao where Mads is in the UFO in the white suit is superior. She looks so beautiful! I don't know about you, but to me that scene gives me vibes to her scene in the Baby music video, when she's wearing that little moons suit, you know? I don't know why, but I feel like there's a certain resemblance between the two

As for the ranking... my top for the song itself is: 1- Reckless, 2- Dangerous, 3- Home to Another One and 4- Showed me. Although I love them all obviously. And as for mv I'd say Reckless is still in first place (it's one of my favorite Madison songs, if not the most and I hold it close to my heart) 2- Home to Another One, 3- Showed me and 4- Dangerous

Moonlight, you are so cute ♡ I love you so much and I adore writing and fangirling with you, you are the best 💕

I LOVE YOU MY GODDESS

🌘💙👽🛸

HI MY LOVE.

And I am so sorry for the 4 days late qsdfghgfd. we should stop apologize but yet i can't help it dgfds.

OMG isn't it too hot where you live? cause I'm not living in a hot place and yet I AM SO FUCKING HOT LIKE....NOPE it's too much

OMG YES I DID and i have it on repeat, her voice, her vulnerability when she sings, the EMOTIONS??? HELLO MISS BEER DONT DO THIS TO ME. I am so glad Presley was there he brings her peace you can see that her voice sounds steady when he's present in the scenery which is so cute to see!!

YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THIS she already had the inspo in Baby !!

if i have to be COMPLETELY honest, I've not had my crush songs like i had with follow the white rabbit, which i knew from the first 3 seconds of the snippet that it would be on repeat and still is till this day you know? but i'm waiting for the whole album to b released.

YOU ARE THE BEST I LOVE YOU SO. honestly you're such a ray of both sun and moon altogether

*GIVES YOU MY HEART*

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etherealyoungk · 9 months

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hopping in to greet you skye! 🖤 I know I've made myself scarce but I figured this is how I am going to be conserving my limited energy (i guess this is an excuse? justification?)

How have you been? How's uni if you're in semester and if not then when do you start?

I have a summer semester now, with on course subject (Community Medicine) which is basically just research, public health stuff and biostatistics in one subject (knowing that I've taken each of these separately before lmao). We're actually starting with our research project, it feels weird to be doing something other than hospital rounds and endlessly gobbling up dense medical material, but I'm hoping for something good, maybe even getting published in a journal. Also, I've taken up leadership in my team so uhmmm pulling a Seungcheol here lol. It's so hot it's annoying the heck out of me, and next week the forecast says it's gonna hit 40°C like????? I can't wait for winter girl, I am soooo done. As for writing, I think there's a good ass block, but yk what I'm not gonna force anything, I'm busy enough to worry about other things and slowly figure out what i want to do, barely any content from me but oh well.

I'll be showing up in your asks here and there, sorry for ghosting it's nothing personal. I missed you, and I hope you're well. Mwah🖤🖤🖤

EBONI LOVE! im so happy you dropped by! i have to confess i'd been thinking about you these last few days, wondering how you were doing and telling myself i should drop by your inbox haha. and here you are <3 i've missed you so much.

uni has been okay, it's been busy. i have my exams going on right now, have two practicals exams this week, lowkey nervous i just hope i just mess on on the viva part lmao. tmi i also made pasta for dinner tonight.

omg publishing a journal sounds so cool??? i know you'll slay. and wishing you all the best for your research project too!

noo summer sucks, im glad summer is over for me it's not so hot like it was. it's been rainy and a pleasant weather overall.

and writersblock :( im sure it'll unblock it self with time. i understand you're busy too so don't force yourself to write it's okay. you're an amazing writer im sure you'll find your writing spell again ^^

and i've missed you too! i hope you've been taking care and doing well! how did your exams go btw? sending you lots of love and hugs eboni <33 and please do pop by my inbox i would love that.

#you made my day fr #miss you #hugs and lovee <333 mwahh #skye's friends!#skye answers #☁️'s anon's #sadkidwarexpert!

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citrusreadstoa · 1 year

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Reading The Hidden Oracle: Chapter 20 (SPOILERS)

"Of course, the previous Oracle had been a withered corpse, so perhaps the bar was low." Yeah, that's... that's a pretty low bar. Is the Oracle a job you can really bring excitement and vigor to? Most of the time it's just going about your day and making sure you're prepared to be possessed at any moment, right? Sometimes getting prophetic visions (in Rachel's case, prophetic paintings) and the occasional prophecy poem?

"Miss Dare looked thinner and older . . . She was not the same person." Wow, I guess the capture of Delphi not only affects the Oracle spirit but also its host vessel? That, and she just came from the Clarion Ladies' Academy, which cannot be a fun experience.

"stale crackers from the Oracle's larder." LARDER (n.): a room or large cupboard for storing food

"[Millard and Herbert] arrived at my house badly wounded. They... they didn't make it." What killed the satyrs??? Did the Beast send someone or something after them to try to keep Rachel from getting to camp? Omg imagine being Rachel: the Oracle suddenly stops working, all prophecies stop working even after Gaea is gone, then in the middle of your miserable boarding school year, two satyrs arrive at your home bleeding to death and you come to camp hoping for answers only to find the god that's supposed to help you fix the prophecies has been turned human. Bad year. Anyway, neither of them were the satyr that was teaching the music class or announcing the death race, right? No, I looked it up. That was Woodrow.

"That is the building you described last summer . . . where you parleyed with the Romans." "how did the Romans take over such prime Manhattan real estate on such short notice?" WAIT THAT'S RIGHT. I always thought we were just supposed to suspend our disbelief on stuff like that, like how and where the Romans got enough cars to take them and all their stuff across the country or whoever Octavian bought those HOUSE-SIZED onager catapults from. I just assumed they had connections with demigods who made it out in the mortal world.

"The mother company is something called Triumvirate Holdings." That sounds very Roman. "a ruling council of three . . . in ancient Rome." "three shadowy figures stood talking together--men in business suits" Is this serious? Is the Big Bad of this series going to be a corporation? Is Apollo's task going to be to... Is Apollo going to have to take down capitalism? Is the Big Bad capitalism? LMAO prophecy and capitalism: the two themes of TOA (jkjkjk)

"Adult demigods? I can't imagine they would be Greek, but perhaps Roman?" PFFFT HAHAHA Yes, because CHB doesn't prepare their kids for life in the outside world; they just assume they won't live 'til twenty and if they do, they won't last out there for long! :D

"the weapons were paid for by Triumvirate Holdings." Oh, so they paid for it, but they still bought them from somewhere. WHO??? Who sells ancient Roman siege weapons? "Luke Castellan mentioned he had backers in the mortal world . . . enough money to buy a cruise ship, helicopters, weapons . . . mortal mercenaries." OH AND LUKE! This goes far back! And lol, yeah, cruise ship with mortals included. This goes deep...

"What if this company is the root cause of... well, everything?" What are they, the Illuminati? Did they cause the Great Stirring or at least profit off of it?

"Rachel sat up straight. 'Excuse me? Oracles plural?'" Lol Rachel, you should be familiar with the gods and their infidelity by now. Jkjk but it's funny to see her jealous of him having other Oracles even though Delphi is obviously his favorite.

So, a triumvirate is a leading group of three -- a trio. And it's implied that Triumvirate Holdings is run by three ancient Romans. But the Roman emperors quiz I took on the Read Riordan website had four possible results! (The words "YOU GOT CALIGULA!" will forever haunt me.) Let's just see how this goes, then.

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nothing-goldstays · 2 years

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omg I saw your reply to another person that you are taking a fandom break to work on becoming a PUBLISHED AUTHOR and I am SO EXCITED! Can you share any hints about it e.g. genre? How is the writing process going? Hope all works out for you, can't wait to read it x

This is seriously the nicest thing! I can’t believe I still have people that want to read my work after producing absolutely nothing the last month 🥹🥹 I am constantly surprised by how supportive and lovely my readers are. Just when I think you can’t get better, you do 😭

Life has just been so so busy lately. I got a promotion at work, every weekend I’ve taken the kids out of town to visit family, we’re spending every afternoon at the pool. June was a beautiful HOT month and I’m glad that I took the break, because I’m ready to write again!

So, the writing process for my upcoming project is different than what I usually do. I’m participating in Camp NaNo, which is a more casual summer version of the big NaNoWriMo that I participate in every November. I have a word count goal (30k) for the end of July, and the plan is to write at least 1k a day every day for the whole month of July. Usually, I just write like the wind (I think my record was like 10k words in a day 🥴). But I’m hoping that taking my time and going slower will help improve my writing. Like if I only get 1k a day, I better make them great!

As for genre, it’s a romance 🥰 because it’s my favorite. And it’s kind of a darker, but hopefully still sexy and funny.

Thank you for the ask, nonny! And indulging/supporting my dreams ❤️

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felixsfrecklehyunjin · 2 years

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Stray kids imagine:

How you first met :D

Hyung line

Chan

It was summer night and you wanted some alone time so you went to the nearest beach to get ur mind off of things, you only brought your towel and with you cuz you didn't wanted to be distracted by ur phone, you wanted to enjoy the evening breeze and smell of the sea. You placed ur pink towel on the sand before sitting on it, you took off your jacket and placed it under ur head as a pillow and stared at the sky "she so relaxing" you said to yourself with big smile on ur face. You thought you were alone at the beach but you were wrong! A dog suddenly came up to you and jumped on you, you screamed and sat up "Omg you scared me!" The dog sat on towel next to you and you look at him while blinking "where did you come from?" You are so confused but then you heard running "Berry!" A make voice suddenly called and u turned to the guy as he ran towards you "omg Berry there you are " he kneeled down to the dog and pet it, you watched them with smile "hello!" You said and he turned his head to you "oh hello! I'm sorry about my dog he's just very playful " "oh no it's fine! I love dogs" you petted Berry "I'm Y/N btw! " " Nice to meet you! I'm Chan" you both smiled "so you're enjoying night sweeping too?" You turned to him " oh no I just like to relax on beach at night, I don't really swim" "oh is that so " you nodded and he continued to pet his dog, you couldn't help but noticed how handsome he is , he has very nice face features and you liked his hair too. "hello?" He called out, you didn't even realize you were staring! "Oh hi" you said and he laughed "you good? " You laughed too " yeah I was just looking at um" you tried thinking of something fast " you're hair? It looks really nice" "ah thank you I like urs too" you blushed "oh thanks it's nothing special really " (why would you say that!?) You said to yourself "anyways I need to get going it's getting pretty late" he got up and you did too "oh ok " "do you wanna exchange numbers?" He smiled at you and you smiled back "sure!" You exchanged then numbers and he left leaving you alone again "well that was something" you smiled to yourself and look at sky again, you couldn't stop smiling 🍎

Lee know

You always wanted a cat but you couldn't get one since you don't have enough space in ur little apartment, so you cure your cat addiction by going to the cat cafe every now and then. It's sure not like having ur own cat but it helps :). Today was one of those days, Saturday afternoon with no cat to cuddle at home but a cat cafe nearby, you put on ur favorite outfit and put some make up on cuz you have to impress the cats 😍, you left ur apartment with excitement written all over ur face , it took you 15 minutes to get there but it was worth it! You entered the cafe and ordered iced Americano and sat by your table ready for cat to come to you. Your drink came but still no cat, you got inpatient and took one kitten that you've been watching and waiting to come to you for the past 5 minutes and start cuddling with her "hi baby! You are so cute!" You said and cuddles her, she was white kitten with beautiful and soft fur. All of a sudden you spotted man sitting on the floor cuddling a cat besides you, you were confused cuz you haven't noticed him yet but you didn't really care anyway so you just continue to cuddle ur cat and drink ur drink. The man suddenly started petting the cat you were holding and you looked down at him "excuse you?" He looked at you confused "yes?" "Can't you see I'm petting her now? You can get your time when I leave " you said and moved away from him, he then got up "what if I want to let her now?" He asked and you turned to him " well too bad then " you smiled and continue petting the kitten "yah!" I ignored him and he sat next to me "I'm talking to you " " I'm sorry! I'm quite busy here" you said and he took kitten away from you "yah!" He laughed and you frowned but tried keeping it cool by sipping ur drink "I'm Minho btw " the guy said, you rolled ur eyes before answering "I'm Y/N" he nodded "do you have cats at home?" " No,that's why I come here" you answered "I have three cats and I love them " " that's beautiful Minho but can I have my kitten back?" He smirked at you "you can if you give me your number " "whatever" you gave him ur number and he gave you his then you both continue to cuddle kittens 😍

Seo changbin

It was typical Sunday morning, you were very bored and all ur friends were busy doing smth that doesn't require you :), then you thought to yourself "Hm should I gym today?" You answered to your own question with a simple yes, who knows? You might even find gym crush if you look close enough. You put on ur gym clothes and take ur gym bag and ofc the new water bottle with little pigs on it to remind you that you're a human. You walked to the gym area and got ready for work out, then you realized you forgot your headphones..since that was biggest mistake you could possible do you decided to stop being dramatic and start working out. You are just about to lift the weight when all of a sudden you saw masculine guy doing his thing beside you, you couldn't stop starting he was definitely not a snack...HE WAS WHOLE DAMM MEAL. You thought if perfect plan to get his attention by "dropping" ur water bottle, the man saw the water bottle and chuckled, you pretended not to notice but you were dying inside, he came to you and tapped you on the shoulder, you turned around and smiled "I think you dropped this" he handed you ur bottle and u smiled back " thank you! I was just looking for that" he laughed a bit "I'm changbin btw" the way he said it was so attractive oh god "im Y/N, nice to meet you" you both just kept smiling and looking around " so uh can I get ur number? You seem pretty cool" ur eyes widen "m-my number?" You were so happy "yeah if that's ok" he smiled awkwardly "yeah! Totally " you gave him ur number and he gave you His "I'll go back to work now" he laughed "yeah me too" you laughed too and you guys continue to work out

#stray kids #imagines #kpop

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chelleztjs18 · 1 year

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Hello you mrs. dramatic butt older head sneezy lefty eyebag 😅

Sheeeeeeesh I feel attacked now too! Is this because I said you a meany head for not spoiling things 🤣

I woke up with a runny nose. I think I'm getting another cold but I hope not. So today I'm just taking it easy and gonna watch some shows I need to catch up on.

How about you? How is your day so far?

Does that mean that next year, you guys will get a plastic tree instead??

Hahahaha when you said you look shiny, I imagined the Mr. Clean commercial where his bald head sparkles. 🤣🤣

You're corny 🙄🤣 just kidding. Speaking of pasta, maybe that's what happened to Yelena.. she was so upsetti for not finding Natasha, so she had spaghetti. Then.. it grew into an addiction and she pasta way...🤔

Okay okay, songs that remind me of summer.. like I said, thinking of summer, it brings me back to working or bbqing.. oh even camping. So let's see..and since I can't add them as a link, I'll just list them:

1. We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus

2. 23 by Miley Cyrus

3. Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus

That's a lame list ahahaha but it's because when I used to work at Wendy's, I had this coworker who would always come in and sing Miley Cyrus songs. So when were just cleaning in the back, we would play the songs and sing along to it 😅

I don't think we really talked about genre of music before. But I'm the same way.. although I can tolerate those screaming rock metal genres.

Hahaha oh boy, so you don't know how to flirt and are oblivious to people flirting with you? So that applies to online too? Or just in person?

But I shouldn't make fun, apparently I am the same way. Well, I don't know when people are flirting with me until it's too late. I'm usually shy at first, so I don't flirt much. But once I am comfortable around someone I like, I flirt with them.

Okay, so let's say 3 songs from when you were a teenager.

Then next question is 3 songs that you would play on repeat when you are sad/angry.

-CuriousGeorge

Hello hello righty eyebag!

Wait, u call me older head? Am i older than u? I remember u r in ur 30s too but who is older? U or me? I'm 35. U dont have to say the number ,u can just says who is older.🤭😆

Haha well, i can be meany head or sweet n nice head. U choose 😅🤣

U wanna know some spoilers of The Monsters Within? Okay.

JUST KIDDING!got u!! No spoilers policy..😅🤣🤣

Oh no! I hope u r not catching a cold. It will be suck if u got sick on christmas while u r working.

No, i dont think we will have plastic tree. This is actually thr first time i hv allergies on the pine tree. I googled it may takes sometimes for allergies to christmas tree to develop. So we'll see next year how it is. Also i forgot to answer ur question. Yes, my husband n i lived together first for like 2 years. 😊

My day is okay. Busy. Been cleaning the house so we will come home to a clean house.

Omg, im not bald. How dare u! 🤣🤣 i meant my hair is thin but im not bald.lol.

Oh dear lord, u n ur puns. 🤣🤣 pasta-way, thats corny pun.🤣 i literally had to put down my phone n hold my forehead n shake my head after i read that pharagraph about yelena.😅

Oh okay.no wonder ur 3 songs of summer are all miley cyrus. 😅 i was like dang girl r u a fan of her or something? 😅

Yeahi dont know how to flirt. Im an awkward shy person. N i didnt know if i flirt. Few days ago, H kinda comment that i kinda flirt on the asks after she read my asks conversation. I was like "really? Did i? I didnt know" 😅 so i guess my obliviousness applies on online too. Lol.

Ah i see, yeah im like u too. I may not talk much but if i got comfortable or the other person talk enough n fun, i can talk a lot more or even wont shut up. N flirt with out realizing it, obviously.🤣

Hmm songs that reminds my teenager era probably all songs from backstreet boys, nsync, britney spears. 😅

Songs that i wil repeat when im angry is this whole album:

Songs that i repeat whn im sad, i cant pick it. I will just randomly search sad playlist on spotify. 😅 or sometimes listen to classical opera songs.

What about u?

Also have u ever think that some songs r sexy / hv a sexy vibe?

Next questions?

Cheerio!

#chellez answers #ask answered #anon answered #curious george anon

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seohwang · 2 years

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Hey how’ve you been :)

Omg hi!! I didn't even think anyone still remembered this blog, lol. Thank you for keeping up with me and checking in, I really appreciate it! ♥

I've been doing pretty well these days, but I'm still a bit busy with my summer job. Other than that, I've been working on a few of the reactions and oneshots in my drafts, so hopefully, they'll see the light of day soon. Unfortunately, I didn't get into the university that I wanted, so I'm going to study at a different one in my city this year and try again next June. I thought I'd be really sad about "failing", but honestly? I could really use some time to relax a bit, so I'll take it, lol. Besides, I'll most likely have more time to write fics again, so I'm excited about that as well :)

Oh!! I also bought the A and Z versions of the new Ateez album!! I can't wait for them to get here already. Who knows, maybe I'll share with you all my photocard pulls once I get to open them :)

But what about you, anon? How have you been? I hope this summer's been nothing but amazing for you ♥

#not gonna lie #seeing someone pop into my ask after months of not really posting really warmed my heart #:(((#thank you anon for caring about me still despite the inactivity :((#<333

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jayflrt · 2 years

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Aww Alice you're so sweet ty 🥺 I haven't had a lot of free time to come and just talk to people but my 5 week class ends tomorrow (!!) and I did a ton of work for my internship (bc yes I have the 2 classes along with 2 jobs 😭 perhaps my absence is a little more justified) so I think I'll be able to relax for a few hours today :) my roommate and I are planning to watch another episode of iland today and I'm HYPE I'm really falling for everyone again soooo much also DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE JAPAN GROUP SHOW??? I just found out that it's actually going to be a show omg 😭 I looked at all the trainees and they're so young oh my gosh my friend jokingly (or not) said she wanted to drive the youngest home from school and stop to get ice cream on the way jfjsjsms I'm assuming it'll be some sort of a survival show but I haven't looked into the details but I'm EXCITED 🤩 I've missed K and Taki and Nicholas and EJ so much!! Although I'm wondering if they'll even be on the show since they are guaranteed spots?? Either way I can't wait to have my heart ripped out 🥰🥰 and honestly upper side dreamin' is such a VIBE I really love it 🤩 I can't wait for their new comeback!! It's going to be awesome!!

I cant wait to check out your works!! The spiderman fic sounds so great jdjejjeb and even tho the enha brainrot is really bad lmk pls keep me on the tag list for your other accts too!! Since I don't check my feed hardly ever anymore, my notifs are my source of what's going on! I don't wanna miss out on anything by our talented Alice!! Hope you're taking it easy and enjoying your summer as well 💙

omg does that mean you’re on break rn ?? :o how were your finals ?? i hope everything went well! 🥰💕 also oh my gosh ??? YOURE DOING SO MUCH PLSSS YOU ARE DEFINITELY JUSTIFIED WITH HOW BUSY YOU ARE 🤧 but wow an internship and two jobs ?? get that bag 🤩

what episode of iland are you and your roommate on?? :’)) hahah it’s so funny bc the friend i watched iland with became a bigger carat than an engene 😭 she saw performance unit and fell in love ♡

ALSO YES I DID !! i’m rlly glad k, ej, taki, and nicholas are fixed members bc i don’t want them to have to go through all that stress of fighting for a spot in the group again 😭😭 since it’s a survival show it would be kinda cool if the four fixed members had “teams” that they trained or mentored or something :o also i’m excited for enha’s comeback too!! did you see the concept pics? 😵‍💫 they had my head SPINNING

AHHH I RLLY HOPE U LIKE THE FIC :’)) i was in suchhh spiderjake beainrot for days bc of that fic omfg 😵‍💫 omg i’m so honored PLS but yesyes ofc i’ll add you to my perm tag lists !! tumblr’s super weird with notifying so i hope the tags work! and yesyes my summer’s been going well & i hope yours is too!! 💕💕

#💌 : love notes #baekhyuns-lipchain

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estbela · 13 days

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prev robul anon here thank you sm for your reply! you are so big-brained🥺 love your interpretation of their relationship so much!! and bul x nyo ro has so much potential omg!! can't wait to read whatever you have planned for them <3

OH MY GOD 🥹🥹🥹🥹 no, thank YOU!!!!! Wjrurjrjrjr I'm glad you like my interpretation of them cause they live in my head rent free at this point!!! They do!!!!! I love them so much!!!! Nyo Ro is the loml

i have a lot of stuff planned for them, but I haven't even started outlining the stories so uh. Yeah it'll probably take some time (and I have a million other ideas too), plus the fact that I am rather busy with life & school(summer cannot come quick enough!!!).

They're really important to me thought, (and I also made myself sad a bunch of times when thinking about them lol), so i will try to write a lot about them!!! They're not even my main ship for Ro but like. God I have been thinking about them so much lately!!!!

#just talking recreationally #<3333 #Asks #This really cheered me up tbh #Everytime ppl tell me they like my interpretation of something 10 years get added to my lifespan

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greenreadsdresdenfiles · 2 months

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Dead Beat

Green: but yeah I'm betting his date is a necromancer, or possibly someone who will die before they can bang

Orange: ohohohoho

Orange: who is this man's date

Green: the bookstore assistant

Green: magic bookstore

Orange: shoot

Orange: i don't remember them

Orange: hopefully it's a horrible thing for him though

Green: yeah

Orange: harry needs to suffer

Green: I don't really remember his sister's circumstances, but I'm kind of hoping it's secretly his sister?

Green: huh

Green: harry definitely has a sibling thing going on

Orange: ooo

Orange: ooo wait

Orange: hmmmmmm

Orange: well i won't say anything o3o

Green: lol do you want the rundown on everything I know about his sister?

Orange: go on

Green: OK so when his dad died he got adopted by an evil wizard named dustin

Green: and, he started dating his sister

Green: and later he found out that his sister and dustin were conspiring to sacrifice him for some kind of dark magic ritual

Green: so he kills them both, I think

Green: or something

Orange: hmm

Orange: the dark backstory

Green: and then in Summer Knight she shows up and she's like "hey harry I'm alive, and also working for someone evil, no comment on if I'm still doing the dark magic shit tee hee"

Green: and I can't remember who she's working for but I think he found out

Orange: shoot i may have completely forgotten if that's his sister or no

Green: foster sister

Orange: oh

Orange: yes

Green: same way dustin isn't his real dada

Orange: but dustin was his daddy 😉

Orange: ehaeuadheuhueaheuhueh

Green: not biologically related, and I'm not clear on the timeline so it's possible they met after that special age

Orange: right

Orange: i'm not clear either

Orange: dresden files books usually go in order but some of them like the compilations of short stories interspersed are more, spotty in the timeline business

Green: anyways, and what's going down in this book I'm on now, dead beat, is fairy necromancy shit, which is both of what his sister is involved in, I think

Green: and she has a history of trying to seduce secrets out of dresden

Green: so I'm thinking, it's kind of possible that this book lady is her

Orange: hmmm

Orange: welllll

Orange: i don't remember

Green: I'd say like 30% chance

Orange: but i would say you are smart for suspecting it

Orange: you gotta have doubts for any girl dresden is around

Green: maybe more like 20%

Orange: the boys are good actually

Orange: but the girls are dangerous

Green: the odds she's a necromancer are much higher tbh

Orange: probably

Green: he knows there's 6 in town, and by my count he's only encountered 5

Green: unless a ghoul counts, which, probably not

Orange: dead beat is a great book

Orange: fantastic

Green: really?

Orange: omg

Orange: it has some

Green: I'm excited then

Orange: really killer stuff in it

Orange: hot dang

Green: nice

Orange: is uh

Orange: sword bro in it

Orange: you know sword bro

Orange: hates harry

Green: not yet, I don't think?

Green: oh yeah that guy

Orange: has a hate boner for harry at all times

Orange: idk his name

Orange: but he is, in my opinion, also a good boy

Green: no, but harry has said in this book that if he encounters sword bro, sword bro will probs attack on sight since harry has a demon brand

Orange: a demon br-

Orange: is it a coin

Green: he touched a coin yeah

Orange: YEAH WE HAVE

Green: like a book or two ago

Orange: PENNY IN YOUR THOUGHTS, HARRY????

Orange: ahahhahaha i've wanted to make that joke for ages

Green: lol

Orange: ok so harry has coin girl in his head, and that's like, very good and all

Orange: and it's good

Orange: it can only lead to good things

Green: I don't know about a girl

Green: rn it's mostly fire

Orange: well like, wait

Orange: usually when you touch a denariaua you get like, a friggin

Orange: demon taking over sorta deal?

Orange: like they tempt you right

Orange: am i wrong here, is it just fire

Orange: i better not be freaking spoiling you

Orange: gosh darnit

Orange: it's been ages since i've read the early books i don't remember anything T_T

Orange: hearing you summarize is pulling up jumbled clusters of lore but not putting it in order

Green: it's just fire atm

Green: doesn't seemlike that much of a spoiler

Orange: oh wait he isn't like

Orange: holding around the coin

Orange: he's got it stored away right

Green: no

Green: can't remember?

Orange: yeah so probably explains it's just fire for now, maybe temptation later

Orange: idk knowing harry he probably buried it somewhere

Green: he just touched it for like half a second

Orange: and put concrete on it

Orange: well yeah but the coins don't need more than a half second to do changes in the brainges

Green: yeah

Orange: like he got fire from it, who knows where that coin has been

Green: hence fire

Orange: probably should get checked for rabies

Green: he mentioned what he did with itt

Green: what is with harry and hot siblings

Orange: well

Orange: harry isn't so bad looking himself...

Orange: he's just ugly in comparison to hot sibs

Green: I just put on top coat so I can't read so well

Orange: top..coat?

Green: clear nail polish which protecs the real nail polish

Green: probably should not be gotten on pages

Orange: ahhh makes sense

Green: cant type so well either but easier than reading

Green: so rn I'm basically pacing in my room thinking abt dresden files lol

Green: I like the mui mysterioso white council necromancers

Green: theres also a necromancer who hates dresden and he's like "who tf are you"

Green: I think it's gotta be kravos or dustin

Green: like, a zombie version

Green: and I think maybe dresden killed kravos' ghost so it has to be dustin?

Green: can't think of other necromancers who hate harry

Green: update: coin girl has appeared literally 2 pages later

Green: and she said he put the coin in concrete under his basement

Orange: aauaaua

Orange: HAAHAAHA

Orange: I WAS SO SCARED I SPOILT U

Orange: so now harry has a tulpa ouo

Orange: except they probably already exist as a separate sort of supernatural entity in his world

Orange: soo hm

Orange: i think dustin was like a big time necro and harry's just too much of a goody two shoes so they have to respect the fact that this freaking nutso powerhouse wizard is in the city they're planning to do mischeif in

Green: yeah likeI said it wasn't m cuh of a spoiler

Green: harry kissed book girl and she seems like a good person so I'm thinking either she's mui mysterioso white council lady or she's gonna die soon

Green: probably the former

Orange: hmm

Orange: hopefully both

Orange: i'd dig that

Green: mui mysterioso white council necromancer lady, I mean

Orange: ohoho

Orange: i actually don't know who this chick is

Green: also I bet mui mysterioso white council necromancer guy is his dad

Orange: wait is harry a greycoat

Green: his wizard, non-evil dad

Green: ebeneezer scrooge

Green: dad #3

Orange: ebenezer is the best dad a man can ask for

Orange: he is also based

Orange: and you'll find what he's based on soon hopefully

Green: if I'm right about dustin being the zombie, that's all three of his "dead beat" dads in one book

Orange: OHHHHHH

Orange: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Orange: I DIDNT

Orange: GET THAT PUN

Orange: FSFHSFSHFSFHSFh

Green: in a recentish book I found out he's the white council dark magic wet work guy

Orange: i hope you're right

Orange: i thought it was just the simple

Orange: dead beat, he's a PI on a 'beat' about dead things

Green: (a couple chapters ago he talked to his dead dad #1 in a dream)

Orange: awwwwwwwwww

Orange: his pops is also based

Orange: based illusionist

Green: idk what a greycoat is

Green: so, maybe

Orange: ah

Orange: probs not then

Orange: hopefully he bonds nicely with his new comrades

Green: if you mean white council dark magic wetwork guy then no

Orange: are you talking about

Orange: the BLACKSTAFF

Orange: =u=

Green: uh, I'm talking about dad #3

Orange: yes, ebenezer

Orange: he's the blackstaff

Orange: his wetwork staff is black

Green: ah! yeah

Orange: he can unleash some fresh hell that boy

Orange: fresh and piping hot hell

Orange: do they tell stories about the satellite yet

Orange: or are you not there yet

Green: OK yeah actually I'm super thinking kumori (mui mysterioso white council necromancer lady) is bookg girl

Orange: mmmm

Green: never heard of a satellite

Orange: ok

Orange: well when you hear about it, again, fresh hell

Orange: i mean i guess the vampire war is only just begun here right

Green: bc Harry tellsbook girl his plan and they kiss (!!!) and she talks abt responsibility and he's like "huh never heard someone without great power talk abt responsibility like that"

Orange: ahahahahahhahahaha

Orange: freaking jim butcher amirite

Green: and as soon as he leaves, Kumori shows up like "Hey dresden I'm going to need you to leave town before you do some incredibly stupid shit

Green: oh he didn't phrase it like that

Green: and yeah they kiss and she's like "I only kissed you bc it's been so long since I got any" and he's like "same"

Green: book girl, I mean, not kumori

Green: unless they're the same person, in which case, uh, yeah

Orange: hahahahahaha

Green: l love all this mysterious identity stuff

Green: its so fun trying to guess which characters are which

Green: and now I'm pretty dang confident book girl isn't his hot sister

Green: bc she seemed like a kind of good person

Green: sword bro just showed up lol

Green: dresden calls in the wardens so it's not a huge surprise

Green: morgan

Orange: hmmm

Orange: ahahaha

Orange: MORGAN

Orange: that's sword bro's name

Orange: i like him

Green: yeah me too

Green: l love how much he despises harry

Green: they just gave him a gray cloak

Green: so l think that might have something to do with what you were talking about

Green: HIS NAME IS DONALD???

Green: Donald Morgan…

Green: and now she's making him the wizard chief of police?

Green: geeze

Green: oh!!!!

Green: book girl is coin girl

Green: that's surprising

Green: good twist, very good twist

Orange: ehehehe

Orange: heheehehehe

Orange: aahahahahaa i keep

Orange: accidentally spoiling things

Orange: that happen in this exact book

Orange: darnit

Green: lol

Orange: if you hear anything about satellites let me know

Green: l guess like you said it's a book a lot happensin

Green: oh yeah, apparently a couple books ago l found out that dad #3 called down a satellite to kill a bunch of vamps

Green: and also apparently some vamps went batshit (heh) and broke all the rules to get back at the council

Orange: HAAHAHA

Orange: finally

Orange: that's the good stuff right there

Orange: do you see the fresh hell this man can raise

Orange: this is a powerful man

Orange: maybe

Orange: maybe one day, harry can have war stories of his own

Green: l mean he kinda already does right?

Orange: well yeah

Green: there was that time he died and teamed up with his own ghost

Green: that was cool as heck

Orange: but he isn't making nasa mad right

Green: lol no

Orange: he's not at the cosmic scale of fresh hellraising

Orange: not yet

Orange: actually idk if he'll ever be as good as dad#3

Orange: i feel like the author sorta respects how he does power scaling? so much older talented wizards beat young talent hands down

Orange: because those are the ones that survived to be that old and accrued more power and knowledge

Orange: so i feel like harry may do mr blackstaff proud but, you know, not surpass him. Not without serious help i reckon

Green: yeah that makes sense

Green: also he made out with book girl a little more before banishing her to the depths of his twisted mind

Orange: eheheheheheheehaehehaehahehahe

Orange: the temptation

Orange: such a freaking, based thing

Orange: and you know, he's fRIENDS WITH MICHAEL

Orange: HE HAS A DEMON IN HIS HEAD

Green: lol

Orange: HOW WILL HE TELL MICHAEL

Green: yeah that's going to be fun

Orange: imagine, he tells him, and michael just freaking kills him

Orange: just lops his head off

Orange: end of dresden

Green: you know l bet he could ask michael for an exorcism

Green: l think he thinks he has it under control tho

Green: bc he's an IDIOT

Orange: it wouldn't be half bad right, but idk. Michael gives denarians the opportunity to repent and all, but he doesn't succeed a lot of the time

Orange: he is SO STUPID

Orange: I LOVE HOW DUMB HARRY IS

Green: yeah!!!

Orange: HES A DETECTIVE BUT HIS IQ IS 2

Green: hahaha exactly

Orange: like i get it though, he sees it's a problem but just like

Orange: he's got a lot of problems!

Green: yeah

Orange: Why care about this one in particular!

Orange: On the backburner

Orange: bet he feels his back burning

Green: and earlier he's like "who's this zombie guy who really hates me and looks hella familiar?"

Green: "eh, it'll keep

Green: "l doubt it's all that important"

Orange: HAHAHA

Orange: he never learns

Orange: and he always solves problems the dumb way

Green: oh lol the t-rex skeleton has been mentioned thrice now

Orange: and this actually isn't so bad if he survives right

Orange: he'll get a reputation for being an idiot 600 pound gorilla in your china shop

Orange: so be nice, yeah?

Green: and he just called the fairy in charge of all the predatory ghosts

Orange: be nice

Orange: THE FREAKING

Orange: HUNT

Orange: GET READY FOR THE GOOD STUFF

Green: l wonder if something will happen with the t rex skeleton

Orange: wow

Orange: why would you even

Orange: imply

Green: :thinking face:

Orange: insinuate

Orange: that something would ever happen with that

Orange: in a book about necromancers in chicago

Orange: i'm hurt, offended even

Green: hahahaha

Green: there's one in denver too

Green: but l think the denver one is fake so it doesn't get damaged, whereas earlier this book Harry made sure to point out that the one in chicago is the real deal

Green: aha, and now he just found the magic book everyone is looking for

Green: what a good idea

Orange: harry is incredibly smart and responsible

Green: "better summon the erl king so no one else can summon him first!"

Orange: yes!

Orange: he's very good!

Green: "better find that book that only l know how to find, so that no one else finds it on accident!"

Orange: did he ask bob anything weird as this goes down

Orange: or is that a different book

Green: jesus pesus harry if you'd just stayed out of it none of this would be happening!!!

Orange: or like, closer to the start

Green: bob got kidnapped

Green: uhhh IDK

Orange: NO POOR BOB

Orange: see idk how this story goes

Green: because bob was himmler's skull before he was dustin's (before he was harry's)

Orange: we have, interesting times ahead, you know

Orange: of course

Green: and when he remembers being himmler's skull he turns evil

Orange: ok so you've been introduced to Robert.

Orange: i'm calling evil bob robert

Green: but harry said "under no circumstances are you to remember that, even if someone orders you to"

Orange: i decided today, right now

Green: that's cute

Green: yeah l think that's v sensible

Orange: well harry used up his one brain cell ordering bob to not be evil

Orange: so you know the rest of the book is gonna be good while his brain cell recovers

Green: lol yeah exactly

Orange: you have only a handful of books to go before getting to Changes

Green: like 4

Orange: and like, that's a banger, and then bangers get more frequent down the line

Green: I got a ebox set

Green: 7-12, and changes is the last one

Orange: i don't remember how many bangers there were before Changes but that's because that book freaking changed the scale of what a banger is for the dresden files

Orange: changes is an appropriate finale to the set

Green: that and the fact it has a very different title from the previous 11 books made me think it might be important in some way

Orange: what with <rot13>JULQVQLBHPYVPXGUVF</rot13> dying and all

Green: l assume l shouldn't click that

Orange: gosh darnit

Orange: you took my dang joke without clicking it

Orange: it's safe to click

Green: lol

Green: huh

Green: mysterious necromancer zombie guy was a demon guy who harry defeated in the demon coin book

Green: l don't remember him at all lol

Orange: oh who is he

Green: ldk

Orange: is he the one with the tie

Green: snake man

Orange: oh

Green: he just dropped a ton of snakes on harry

Orange: yeah idk most of the coins

Orange: i just want

Green: l mean l think he's a coin guy?

Orange: coin puns from them

Green: "former Knight of the Order of the Blackened Denarius"

Orange: "if i had a nickel" "penny for your thoughts" etc etc

Green: hahaha

Green: he just said "Payback isa bitch" which is kind of coin-related, kinda

Orange: that's fair

Green: l don't know who this guy is but it's looking like this book isn't going to have 3 dads in it

Green: maybe it'll only have 1

Green: which is such a bummer for the book titled "Dead Beat"

Orange: one can only hope for as many dads as possible

Orange: but actually

Orange: for a book named dead beat...

Orange: isn't no dads appropriate

Green: l guess?

Green: but there should be more dad themes

Green: l mean it's cool that dad #1 showed up for his first ever appearance

Green: l was hoping for dad #2 as well

Green: maybe mui mysterioso white council necromancer guy will be dad #2? that'd be interesting

Orange: you got a dream of biodad, you got a uhh, you got the necro dad's crew sliding in, and dad number three is probably dropping fresh hell on vamps rn

Green: wait, no it wouldn't

Green: necro dad wasn't even part of the crew, right? he was just on the wardens and when they confiscated all of himmler's stuff he was like "mama mia check out all this great necromancy stuff; l've gotta learn me some of that!"

Orange: i don't remember that, i mean

Orange: necros are barely a crew, they just want the same thing

Orange: and once they see it they'll probably turn on one another

Green: yeah, but l mean, he was kind of a small fry right?

Orange: mmmaaayybe

Green: yeah yeah

Orange: prob

Orange: i mean he got killed by a teenage dresden

Orange: who must have only just been growing his brain cell

Green: it seems to me like they were studying under the master himself, and dustin was just doing his best with the master's reminders and to do lists or w/e

Orange: fair

Green: …his name is justin

Green: not dustin

Orange: dustin dumourne

Orange: dudu

Green: hm ok

Green: so l guess when harry dies, it's going to be doing the right thing and alone

Green: l wonder if these moment-of-death prophecies/curses are in some way foreshadowing how his death is going to be important

Orange: I bet he will just do a nuke

Orange: Or if he gets powerful, do a mass extinction event

Green: just kill literally every vampire

Orange: Lol just eradicate a whole vampire court

Orange: Or all of them except tommyboy

Green: a progenitor curse on an important demon

Green: bc it seems like the red ones might be of demonic descent in some way

Green: and the white ones definitely are

Orange: Huh, didn't have that lore in my memory

Orange: That is kinda smart

Green: and who cares about the black ones since l think there's basically one

Green: and he might have dealt with her already by that time

Green: omg

Green: omg he just said that the white council only prohibits using necromancy on humans

Green: ong

Green: omg l think l know where this is going

Green: OMG YES

Green: HES DOING IT

Green: THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Green: also Cowl (mui mysterioso white council necromancer guy) said that he was the only one of the necromancers who thought dresden could actually contain the erlking, and kumori said Cowl respects harry

Green: so yeah l'm thinking maybe he's definitely dad #3

Green: or maybe…just maybe…Morgan?

Green: l mean that's a long shot

Green: Morgan seemed pretty into the whole "dark magic is super evil and only for evil people" thing

Green: and it didn't seem like he had a subtle bone in his entire body

Green: heh, bone

Green: but…maybe

Green: 5% chance

Green: and if it is him, l'll feel like a genius

Green: l mean, l'll feel super disappointed, because what a dumb twist that would be

Green: boss lady is shit talking morgan, and Morgan stomps up and start shit-talking harry to warden boss lady and turns around and sees harry and the dinosaur standing there

Green:

"Yeah," I told Luccio, and my voice was the only dry thing about me. "I see what you mean."

Green: what the FUCK does this mean???

Green:

I snorted. "Second one we'll hit calls himself Cowl. He's good. I've never seen a wizard stronger than he is, and that includes Ebenezar McCoy."

Green: l wonder if this is foreshadowing in some way

Green: Cowl is taking orders from Bob

Green: by which I mean, Bob

Green: and not Robert

Green: because he's faking!!!

Green: ha! l knew it

Green: l'm a fuckign genius

Green: Ok so apparently Cowl might've just been some random guy? He sure didnt get unmasked

Green: I bet he's still alive

Orange: man why is discord not notifying me

Orange: fkjsgoijedog

Green: I guess it's still possible for him to be Ebenezer, but at the end he seemed pretty evil compared to Ebenezer

Green: But he's definitely in the Senior Council

Orange: oh yeah

Orange: i don't remember who cowl is

Orange: idk if he's even been revealed

Green: He set up a huge double cross on the council, killing hundreds of wizards

Green: Also he tried to become a death god

Orange: oh is that the guy

Orange: nice

Orange: it'd be really dope if it were ebenezer

Green: It would

Orange: but idk, ebenezer is strongly principled even as the wetwork guy

Green: His thing was he wanted to become god of death in order to end death once and for all

Orange: ooohohoho

Orange: noble intentions

Green: At least, that's what the late Kumori seemed to think

Orange: noble intentionssss

Orange: the hero chicago deserves

Green: Yeah!

Orange: though probably wouldn't mean a lack of senescence

Orange: probably would be people decaying into an eternity of suffering as skin and bone eventually

Green: Oof

Green: Yeah that seems plausible

Orange: though i'd hope if you put a body in a blender you'd be able to cease consciousness even if the individual cells are alive

Orange: also an end of death in general? Cutting your steak from a cow that won't die....

Green: If I were him I'd be looking at half vampirism

Orange: yeah

Orange: but he might want to be an altruist

Orange: and save more than himself

Green: But if they need human blood specifically then it's not very scalable

Orange: yeah it ain't

Green: No that's what I mean

Orange: oh haha

Green: If everyone is a half vampire then that might be better than everyone dying

Green: But I cant remember what their requirements are

Orange: yeah idk about that one

Orange: there aren't too many easy tickets to immortality that don't involve soul crushing changes to how you operate

Green: If they just need animal blood then it's a super good idea modulo dying if they ever kill someone

Green: So that would be the angle I'd work

Orange: i mean this is a world where merlin is a thing

Orange: so the grail, philosopher's stone, elixir of life

Orange: one could write in an avenue towards the goal that readers may already assume exists in the world

Green: Yeah, but, those must have drawbacks right?

Orange: hmm

Green: I mean maybe not

Orange: hmmMm

Orange: uncertain

Orange: but it'd be cool if it did

Orange: no free lunch

Green: Oh yeah

Green: I think a story about finding the grail or w/e and trying to work around its bs would be cool

Green: I'm just saying, if I personally had Cowl's goals, I'd be pursuing a solution to the downsides of vampirism, not trying to become a death god

Orange: right right

Orange: manufacture synthetic blood

Orange: though it'd suck if harry progenitorcursed-away vampirism when he had those plans

Orange: you'll see when you get to the book Final Solution how he handles the vamps

Green: Figure out a way to stop people from succumbing to their hunger so that the whole plan isn't insanely dangerous

Green: LOL

Orange: i'm sorry i had to

Orange: the idea of vamp genocide is fun

Orange: genocide? kinocide?

Orange: kinocide

Orange: because they have kin

Green: Genocide seems appropriate

Orange: not all vamps have babby

Orange: some have, well, bite-babby

Green: Yeah I guess but they use the same words for it

Green: I mean, they use incredibly archaic words for it

Green: But that's just because they're old

Orange: hehehehe

Orange: i believe, magically speaking

Orange: when a vamp bites another vamp, and they turn into a full vamp, that's their offspring?

Orange: otherwise progenitor curse wouldn't work right

Green: Right

Green: I mean, we don't even know that such a curse exists

Green: Well, I don't

Green: Maybe you do

Orange: well why wouldn't it

Green: IDK, I think it could

Orange: Curses exist, using blood for curses exist, or hair, and surely familial ties count as a connection

Orange: hm, but then it'd be way too easy to kidnap a magician's family member and do a cursing

Green: But watch Harry say in the next book that comes out "ha, you'd think so, but killing someone using their family isn't possible, even for really dark magic" and then give some sort of sensible explanation

Orange: lol that'd be a thing wouldn't it

Orange: he'd go on to explain that science and magic aren't precisely the same and that isolating the genes that connect people to their family members is an ongoing area of research in cursology

Green: Hahaha

Orange: how fast are you reading these books

Orange: from what i can see it's a pretty brisk pace

Green: So, I'm a little bit BSing here, but I think that part of the idea with the primogeniture curse is that if your parents had never existed, you wouldn't be around. So it would be a one-way type deal, and probably need a lot of power

Orange: wait

Orange: so you'd need a parent or you'd need a kid?

Green: Like in the porn one there was a lady doing a bunch of bad luck curses and she needed to do them at certain times

Green: You'd need a parent

Orange: hmmm

Orange: hMMMM

Orange: HMMMMMM

Orange: yeah i get it, makes more sense if it's a parent

Green: Also just dramatically makes more sense. Cant deal with the demon who created all vampires using some dark magic and a random vamp, but if you had him at your mercy and a heck of a lot of dark magic, you could probably do a vampicide

Green: A hemocide

Green: Ah and to answer you question, I read the first 5 and a half over the course of three days, I read the rest of #6 a few months later, and I finished #7 today

Green: So uh, either pretty dang quickly, or pretty dang slowly, depending on your point of view

Green: Since, it's taken me like 6 months to read 7 of them

Green: But 3 days to read 5 of them

Orange: hmmm

Orange: yeah if you uh

Orange: continue to talk to me about what you read

Orange: i enjoy it

Orange: because i remember VERY LITTLE except for whatever lore is needed for future reference

Orange: i started reading the dresden files when i was a wee babby

Orange: by this i mean, when i was a college freshman

Orange: a fresh man, if you will

Green: Yeah, I also read 1-4 a million years ago

Green: So I read them again to catch up

Orange: hahahaha

Green: And, yeah, I love talking about what I'm reading! I'll definitely keep giving you all my really good predictions

Orange: yeah i love them actually

Green: I'm pretty disappointed I was so wrong about book girl

Orange: you win some you lose some

Green: Yeah

Green: oh I'd forgotten about Gatekeeper

Green: so, yeah, I guess there's 3 suspects for the identity of Cowl - Gatekeeper, Ebenezer, and Merlin

Green: I'm changing my guess to Gatekeeper

Green: oh and Injun Joe

Green: I don't think it's Injun Joe

Green: and I think he has an alibi

#hemocide cw #dead beat spoilers #dresden files spoilers #dresden files #the story continues

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