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Kakashi : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Iruka:
Iruka: Kakashi , I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Kakashi : * Sips coffee from bowl*
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forumjutsu · 2 months
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Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?
Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.
Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute
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kakairuprobably · 8 months
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Kakashi [ get home from the hospital before being discharged and saw Iruka waitting for him in the livingroom]
Kakashi : Am I in trouble?
Iruka : Have a guess
Kakashi :… No?
Iruka : Have another guess
Kakashi : I can expl-
Iruka : remember how you always call me cute whenever I’m mad?
Kakashi : I can’t tell where this is going…
Iruka : ‘cause I’m about to get fucking gorgeous
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nonoel-28 · 10 months
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Ino: Is Shikadai awake yet?
Temari: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon.
Ino: And where's Shikamaru?
Temari: I said it's still nap time.
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cherrycrisp · 28 days
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Sasuke: You're giving me a sticker? Sakura: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying me-wow! Sasuke: I'm not a preschooler Naruto: I'll take it- Sasuke: I earned this, back off!
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kakashi: everything will be okay so long as we’re all together :)
sasuke: i’m leaving the team
kakashi: :)
sakura: i have to leave to train with tsunade
kakashi: :)
naruto: i’m leaving the village to train with jiraiya
kakashi: :)
kakashi: haha things are not okay!!
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kazuha-pista-badam · 11 days
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kakashi the type of person to blush when you guys accidentally touch hands bcs he's so fucking touch starved
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blooming-water-roses · 9 months
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Memes of the Nart Lomls (ship coded)
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taiyou-hibiscus · 2 months
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Temari : mama didn't raise a fucking bitch we keep going
Kankuro : na na na, mama did raise a bitch let's go
Gaara : mama did not raise any of us actually, mama was absent
Temari and Kankuro : omg
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boringsickness · 7 months
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Iruka: will you ever write a good mission report?
kakashi: na-ah
iruka: the fuck you mean 'na-ah'?
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Anko : Nice top, Iruka!
Kakashi : I have a name, you know.
Iruka : *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
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sasuke: Kakashi-sensei is late again.
sakura: how’s that possible? i called him at 8 o’clock this morning pretending it was 11.
sasuke: i printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon like we usually do.
naruto: i set his alarm clock to say PM instead of AM.
sai: i think you guys may have overdone it.
kakashi: *bursts through the door* WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
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forumjutsu · 8 months
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Kakashi: What's wrong?
Sasuke: Sakura's drunk.
Naruto: What?! I love drunk-Sakura! She's like regular-Sakura but way more fun!
Sakura, on the top off a table: Who wants to see me cut my arm off and solder it back?!
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kakairuprobably · 8 months
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Iruka : I read that couples who are happily married can finish each other's-
Kakashi : -Mission reports.
Iruka :
Kakashi : [whisper] please
Iruka : Fine, hand it over
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nonoel-28 · 11 months
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Temari: That's ridiculous, Shikamaru doesn't have a crush on me.
Kankurou: Yes he does.
Gaara: Yes he does.
Shikamaru: Yes I do.
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narutouzumaki-25 · 12 days
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Sasuke e Naruto
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