Ino: Is Shikadai awake yet?
Temari: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon.
Ino: And where's Shikamaru?
Temari: I said it's still nap time.
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High Five Sai! Too Slow!!
I had to draw this Naruto incorrect quote 😆
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Today’s doodle ksksksks
Let’s be honest here, that incorrect quote screams Obito in big bold letters
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Kakashi: Sasuke's at that very special age where a boy has only one thing in his mind.
Guy: Girls?
Sasuke: Homicide
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comic commission for @vfclayr, based on this post by @kkirincorrectquotes
Calli ty so much for commissioning me to draw THE BLORBOS
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girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters
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..........maybe ghosts arent the best halloween decoration in a ninja village where murder happens on the reg.
bummer tho :/
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Naruto : *sneaking in through his window*
Iruka: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Naruto : I....was training with Kakashi Sensei?
Kakashi: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?
Naruto: What are you doing here?! It's 2am! Is that... Are you wearing his shirt?!
Kakashi: I am not the one in trouble here.
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Kakashi, carrying his very small very tired genin home after a long day of training: this will in no way set a precedent :)
The sixth Hokage, carrying his very adult very tired war heroes home after a long day of training: I sure fucking played myself didn’t I?
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Temari: That's ridiculous, Shikamaru doesn't have a crush on me.
Kankurou: Yes he does.
Gaara: Yes he does.
Shikamaru: Yes I do.
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Minato: Is everyone here?
Choza: I'll check. Genma, Ebisu, Rin, Smartass, Dumb, Dumber...
Obito: Hey!
Gai: It's ok, I'll be dumber.
Kakashi: It's both amazing and sad how you recognized who he was talking about immediately.
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Sasuke: What is your type!?
Naruto: Black hair, pale, brooding. Vengeance on the brain.
Sasuke, frantically trying to keep Naruto from bleeding out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, YOU MORON!!
Naruto: Oh. Red.
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Kakashi: Did you have to stab them?
Sasuke : You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Kakashi: What did they say?
Sasuke : "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Kakashi: That’s fair.
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Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?
Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.
Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute
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