#nasty sauce

[basilf1res]

DP x DC prompt. Why do I do this.

Condiment King gets ahold of Nasty Sauce. And it’s now everyone’s problem.

Condiment King with his new Nasty Sauce:

Dick Grayson, having to wash the smell out of his Nightwing costume for the third week in a row:

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompts #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #dc universe #danny phantom #dp #condiment king #condiments #nasty sauce #nasty burger #this is now everyone’s problem #does the sauce burn the victims it touches? #or does it explode upon impact? #is dan phantom send in as damage control? #lol #up to you #fanfic prompt #prompt #fanfiction prompts #fanfic ideas

[thedannyphantomcookbook]

42 Ingredient Nasty Burger Sauce Recipe

I figured this would be one of the most challenging recipes to create. As described in the show, "If those 42 secret herbs and spices in our nasty sauce overheated, it could cause an explosion that could take out a whole city block!" - Irving "Third Degree" Burns. And while I may be an amateur home chef, I don't know how feasible something like that is. BUT I did create a 42 ingredient burger sauce. Here are all 42 ingredients and the recipe!

Red onion

Thyme

Olive Oil

Garlic

Smoked Paprika

Brandy

Hot sauce

Ground pepper

Egg

Red or white wine vinegar

Salt

Neutral oil

Lemon juice

Crushed tomatoes

Water

Sugar

Sherry vinegar

Onion powder

Garlic powder

Celery salt

Mustard powder

Cayenne

Clove

Mustard seeds

Turmeric

Honey

Herbs

Honey

Beer

Cider vinegar

Cucumber

Onion

Distilled white vinegar

Cornstarch

Red bell pepper

Celery seed

Dill seed

Parsley

Dill

Fennel

Rosemary

Tarragon

And here is the recipe!

Nasty Sauce

1 red onion, finely chopped

Thyme sprigs

Rosemary springs

Olive oil

Garlic

1 teaspoon of smoked paprika 

Brandy

6-8 Tablespoons Mayo

2-3 Tablespoons Ketchup

2-3 Tablespoons Relish

Hot sauce, to taste

Ground pepper, to taste

Method:

In a sauce pan, heat olive oil under medium heat. Add the red onion and thyme springs, season with salt and pepper, and immediately cover and lower the heat to low. Leave to cook for a few hours, or until everything turns into a nice jammy texture. After a few hours have gone by, remove lid and discard thyme. Add in garlic and smoked paprika and turn the heat back up to medium. Add in the splash of brandy, and cook for 30 seconds, scraping up any burnt bits stuck to the pan. When the bottom of the pan looks clean, transfer the contents to a food processor with the mayo, ketchup, mustard, relish, hot sauce and ground pepper. Blend until everything is smooth and creamy and transfer to a container.

For the 42 Ingredient Recipe, you can make homemade Mayo, ketchup, mustard, and relish with the recipes provided below.

Homemade Mayo

 - 1 large egg at room temperature

 - 1 tablespoon mustard

 - 1 tablespoon red or white wine vinegar

 - 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt, or more to taste

 - 1 cup (240ml) neutral flavored oil, grapeseed, safflower or canola are best

 - 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice, optional

Method

In a small food processor, add your egg and blend for 20 seconds. Add your mustard, vinegar, and salt and blend for another 20 minutes. Scrape the sides and bottom and resume blending. As it blends, slowly add in the oil, drip by drip, until a quarter of the oil has been emulsified. One the mixture has start to come together, you can start adding the oil in a thin stream. Once all the oil has been added, continue to blend for another 10 seconds. Taste to see if it needs lemon juice, salt, or vinegar. If the mayo seems to thin, you can drip in more oil. Store covered in the fridge for two weeks.

Homemade Ketchup

 - 2 (28 ounce) cans crushed tomatoes

 - ½ cup water, divided

 - ⅔ cup white sugar

 - ¾ cup sherry vinegar

 - 1 teaspoon onion powder

 -  ½ teaspoon garlic powder

 - 1 ¾ teaspoon salt

 -  ⅛ teaspoon celery salt

 - ⅛ teaspoon mustard powder

 - ¼ teaspoon finely ground black pepper

 - ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper, or to taste

 - 1 whole clove

Method

Pour tomatoes into a slow cooker. Rinse out the cans with the ¼ cup water and pour it back into the slow cooker. Add your sugar, vinegar, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, celery salt, mustard powder, black pepper, cayenne and whole clove, whisking to combine. Cook on high, uncovered for 10 to 12 hours, or until thick. Stir every hour or so. Use an immersion blender to break down any chunks of tomato that did not break down in the cooking. Finally, use a fine mesh sieve to strain out any other lumps. Transfer to a bowl and allow the ketchup to cool completely. Taste and adjust for seasoning.

Homemade Mustard

 - 6 Tablespoons mustard seeds

 - ½ cup mustard powder

 - 2 teaspoons of salt

 - 1 teaspoon ground turmeric

 -  2 tablespoons honey (optional)

 - ¼ cup minced herbs such as parsley, dill, fennel and tarragon.

 - ½ cup water or beer

 - 3 tablespoons of cider vinegar

Method

Using a mortar and pestle, spice grinder, or a bag and meat hammer, grind the mustard seeds, leaving them mostly whole. Pour these into a bowl with the mustard powder, salt, turmeric, honey or herbs. Pour in the water or beer and stir well. When everything is incorporated, let it sit for up to ten minutes. The longer you let it sit, the mellower it’ll taste. When you’re ready, pour in the vinegar. Pour into a glass jar and store in the fridge for 12 hours before use. This will keep for one year.

Homemade Relish 

 - 2 cups finely chopped cucumber (about 3 Kirby cucumbers)

 - 1/2 cup finely chopped onion

 - ½ cup of red bell paper, finely chopped.

 - 1/2 cup distilled white vinegar

 - 1/4 cup sugar

 - 1 Tablespoon of celery seed

 - 1 Tablespoon of dill seed or dill weed.

 - 1 teaspoon cornstarch dissolved in 1 teaspoon water

 - Salt

Method

Set a sieve over a bowl and place your cucumber, onion, red bell pepper, and ¾ teaspoon salt and allow it to drain for 3 hours. As the salt mixes with the cucumber and onion, liquid will release. After the three hours, wrap the cucumber and onion in a kitchen towel and squeeze out as much excess liquid as possible. Set aside.

In a small saucepan, heat the the vinegar, sugar, and ¼ teaspoon salt to a boil until the sugar has dissolved, and there is about ½ cup of liquid left, about 3-4 minutes. Add the cucumber onion mixture and simmer for about 2 minutes. Stir in the cornstarch mixture and simmer for another minute, stirring. Transfer the relish to a bowl and chill, uncovered until cold, about 1 ½ hours. The relish will keep for one month.

#danny phantom #dp #phantom #dannyphantomcookbook #nasty burger #nasty #nasty sauce #sauce #danny fenton #sam man #tucker foley #jazz fenton #jack fenton #maddie fenton #vlad plasmius #cooking #cookbooks #burgers #ghosts

[kizzer55555]

The power of hotdogs

Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.

Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!

Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.

But they didn’t understand.

They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.

Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).

And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.

Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.

#Dpxdc #dcxdp #Kizzer55555 ideas #all hail condiment king #Danny becomes condiment king’s sidekick. #Danny gets adopted by condiment king #He makes it everyone’s problem #Army of hotdogs #Hotdog henchmen. #The nasty burger sauce is weoponised #Don’t worry though #Danny doesn’t kill anyone #Everyone learns to FEAR condiment king’s sidekick. #Sure he’s the only rogue that doesn’t kill but he is so much worse. #The bats regret their life choices. #The bats regret they didn’t stop this. #The entirely of Gotham hates the GIW. #Even the rogues #This is all their fault. #Condiment king and Danny raid a food market and start a hotdog uprising #He drives many people to vegetarianism. #Damian is the only one happy about Danny being Condiment king’s sidekick. #Danny cannot drive. #He build a weoponised food truck. #These two things are related.

[deadsetobsessions]

What’s in a cape, but the hopes and dreams of the one who bears it?

What’s in a cape, but shelter and warmth for those that receive its protection?

What’s in a hero suit, but a person that’s determined to die in it?

——

Long before Danny Phantom died in his hazmat suit, Bruce Wayne donned his cowl to dive between Gotham and the bullets with faces engraved on them. His cape began to signify fear, for those that harmed Gotham knowingly. But for the rest, it became a sign of protection, of promised vengeance against the crime committed.

And for a select few, the cape was a shelter during cold and rainy patrols. For Tim Drake, the third Robin, it was a warmth he’d never experience past those moments.

When Danny Fenton became Danny Phantom, he’d had wanted to have a cape like the crusader.

Danny wasn’t sure if he wanted to shelter or be sheltered.

But eventually, as things escalated and Danny found himself with less time for normal, personal things, that wish shuddered to an ember. After all, Danny had learned that he doesn’t get the luxury of protection. Not anymore. Which meant he had to be the one doing the protecting. A thousand miles away, as Danny came to terms with it on a clear Amity night, Robin was huddled beneath Batman’s cape to shelter from the pelting rain that came often with Gotham’s gloom.

When Danny got pulled along, invisible and attached to Robin’s side as the vigilante got thrown into a prison, he witnessed Robin talk to his evil older Batman self.

He’s visible again before he knew it, startling the two versions of Robins. Ice slammed into the Robin that became Batman as memories rung through Danny’s head. Where Robin was, stood himself. Where the Evil Robin Batman laid on the floor, covered in glowing ice, was Dan.

Danny died, and became a hero. He just had the unfortunate luck to live to see himself become the villain.

He would never allow Robin to go through it alone, not when Danny had his family and friends to fall back on. Robin, in this cage, ripped away from his team and in the midst of an argument with Batman, was painfully so.

“I’m Phantom.” Danny introduced himself. “Looked like you were in a bit of a spot. I’m sorry for butting in, if you wanted to take care of him yourself.”

“Robin.” Robin was wary. That’s okay. “How are you here?”

“That one’s on you, actually.” Danny glanced around. “Let’s get out of here before edgy future you wakes up. The ice won’t melt, and it’ll be hard to break, but I honestly don’t want to stick around for him to wake up.”

“Can you move him?” Robin eyed their cell contemplatively.

“Sure.”

——

“That seemed personal, earlier.”

Danny nodded. “Yeah. Had the displeasure of meeting an alternate evil version of myself that lost everyone I loved. Kind of hit a sore spot there.”

“…right.”

“No worries, you’re good. My friends and family promised to stay away from explosive sauce.”

“That’s good. So… where do you live?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?” Danny somersaulted in space next to Robin’s jerryrigged space ship. “Anyways, we’re friends now, so I’ll make sure you don’t live to see yourself become a villain.”

“See, that sounded like a threat.”

“It’s not! I don’t kill! And besides, if you were dead, you’d probably be a ghost, and you’d kick my ass for killing you!”

“Are you implying you’re dead?”

“Not an implication. I’m dead. Kind of. Half. I’m still breathing even if I kind of don’t need to. So, where are your friends?”

Danny will be damned before he let his new friends die in their suits, even if they make the job incredibly hard for him. After all, there’s only room for one dead hero on the team, and that’s him.

#dc x dp crossover #young justice #Tim Drake #I made myself sad #danny phantom #bruce wayne #danny fenton #nasty burger and their explosive sauce #new business idea: jokerized fries and the explosive sauce #I’m poking fun at joker #and Jason #kind of

[evildeerboy]

my cookbook for men full of hellofresh recipe cards and random cookie recipes i find online

#ever.txt #the paper will so quickly get nasty from stray sauce and ingredience. cant wait

[potatoeofwisdom]

im having fun

#art #dp fanart #dp #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #jason todd #im having. thoughts #just. lazurus water being stinky ectoplasm #potatoe keep ur style consistent challenge #drawing with a mouse sure is an experience #I spend 3x the amount of time I would normally take to draw something #but I enjoy it nonetheless #ms paint my beloved #I personally prefer the au’s that have Jason being just a normal dude that has been cursed by sewage water ecto #zombie man plagued by the sauce #Danny being around literally just eats away at the nasty but I like to think it isn’t immediate #Jason gains nothing from this aside from marginally better anger management #maybe I could let him still have scary eyes #as a treat #potatoe rambles #HA WAIT #Danny loves nasty burger #now he gets some homemade nasty ecto ™️ #that was bad #I’m tired #I’ll go to bed now #red hood

[alyakthedorklord]

In Danny Phantom and DC crossovers, Dan “all my family and friends died via burger sauce” Phantom should have the BIGGEST beef with Condiment King this has been a PSA

#dc x dp prompt #dan phantom #condiment king #you can make it angsty if CK gets his hands on Nasty Burger sauce #and suddenly starts doing damage #or it can be goofy like why tf is this unholy eldrich TANK scared of a ketchup gun #dpxdc #dcxdp

[ssv-raven]

Just randomly thought about how Condiment King could give Danny some trauma if he managed to steal the secret sauce from the Nasty Burger and starts using it as a weapon. That sauce is a lethal weapon and can easily kill people. Could leave Danny wondering if more Dans have just been created because of those deaths that Condiment King and the sauce have caused

#dp x dc #lol just watched the panda redd's scary condiment king video and thought of him using the nasty sauce in dpxdc stuff

[shwoo]

Day 30 of Flooftober! The home stretch. I'll do the last one tomorrow because there's 16 characters and no such thing is the 32nd of October I think. I could've just left Floofty out of the potential characters for them to talk to, but that's no fun. Anyway, this one has Cromdo, and the the prompts are Ketchup/Ranch/Cheese/Hot/Chocolate. So sauces, basically. But I did name them all in the story.

(Prompt list)

Title: Focus on major safety concerns Summary: Cromdo asks Floofty for help with a new business venture. (Also on AO3)

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"So, how much you charging for this?" said Cromdo.

"Oh?" said Floofty, who hadn't even considered money. Their PhD stipend wasn't much, but it was at least a steady income for the foreseeable future, something Cromdo still lacked. "No charge. Consider it a gift."

Cromdo waved his arms. "Whoa whoa whoa. I ain't going down that road again."

"The road of… cost reduction?" said Floofty, confused. Didn't Cromdo like money? That was just about all they would've been able to say about him in the past

"If I start taking 'gifts'," Cromdo made quotation fingers with both paws, "then suddenly they turn into 'I did so much for you, Cromdo, when're you doing something for me? We gotta square things up!' Feh! Let's figure all that out up front, huh? I'm giving Wambus a fair deal for his sauces, and I'm gonna give you a fair deal to tell me what's in 'em."

"Why would I…?" Floofty began, then sighed. Clearly they weren't the only Grumpus who didn't understand other people. "If you are so intent upon giving me money, I suppose I can accept. I will calculate a fair rate, and communicate to you it by the end of the day." Besides, if they didn't go along with Cromdo's confusing demand, he might change his mind about wanting their help.

"Great!" said Cromdo. "Pleasure doing business. Just you watch: Sauce cocktails are gonna be the next big thing! Cheese that never curdles? Liquid peanut butter? Ranch… Eh, I'll think of something for ranch."

"Will you be requiring an analysis of all known sauces?" said Floofty, curious. They didn't drink themself. They didn't see the appeal in deliberately making themself stupider. But mixed drink design was something they'd never really thought about before. It probably involved some level of skill. A lot of things did, they'd been learning. "Chocolate, ketchup, hot sauce?" Were there spicy cocktails? If so, why? Chocolate they could sort of see the appeal of.

"You kiddin'?" said Cromdo. "They're gonna be my go-tos! A little ketchup, a little hot sauce, and you're halfway to a Snaktooth Bloody Mewry! Uh, once you give the all clear."

"I must say, I hope I do," said Floofty. Would hot sauce really work in a Bloody Mewry, or any kind of mixed drink? Not that they were going to show their ignorance and ask.

#Bugsnax #Flooftober #Floofty Fizzlebean #Cromdo Face #fanfiction #Shwoo's writing #Cromdo's been developing his character offscreen #Marketing cocktails made out of Wambus's 'nasty plant goop' #Asking someone he was afraid of to make sure it won't backfire too hard #I wondered if it seemed right for Floofty to be like thirty and not know what's in a Bloody Mary #Until I remembered that I also didn't know what was in a Bloody Mary until I started researching what sauces might work in cocktails #I don't drink because my brain works poorly enough already #Also I was on painkillers for a long time and that doesn't mix well with alcohol

[fragiledate]

meals that will have you get on your knees and say Allahu ackbar

#this shit was so nasty good bro i judt laid down i feel like a horse #oh my god #burped and said ya allah #i think i aged 30 years eating this #the meat was so good. there was greens. grains. sauce. oh my god. and the off brand cola. #im in heaven i think #ooohhhhh #that one bite of the meat. so fatty. oh yeah . ooooh yeah . #the saucy peppers guys #im gonna have wet dreams about this meal #i feel ready for anything rn im ready to hibernate #im surviving this winter on god #aaahhhhhhhgghhh #wow. phenomenal.

[hollypies]

OH MY GOD HI HOLLY WAVE SWAHEVS HIHI HI I

I MISS YOU

HIIII OMG COZONE HIII

#holly answers #cozones beloved hellholw #omg hiii... im just chillin!! #my dad is boiling shrimp rn im gonna dip it in galric butter sauce #yumm y.. btw shrimp os the only seafood i like for some reason. any other fish is.. nastya #nasty. sorry fish ibjust. dont like you

[lonelycrystalzz]

So, my friend decided to watch "The Ultimate Enemy" with me in school (we didn't watch it "fully" but still, holly sh-)

Anyways, we got to that scene where Maddie asks "where's our boy?!" And my friend said "i just wanna warn you, this will be the cringiest dialog in the episode" and then unpaused it

I hoped that they were just exaggerating, but in the moment Dan said "I AM your boy" i just pushed myself alway in disappointment and they immediatelly pulled me back screaming "I TOLD YOU!!-"

#besides that; Dan has fantastic quotes imo #and the same friend loves him.. TBH THEY HAVE ALL THE REASONS #the thing that made me angry though was the DEATH BY SAUCE #like bro how the frick did nasty burger not get sued because of the sauce #and for the friend sorry if i misremembered or forgot to add anything- #dp #danny phantom #the ultimate enemy

[hobiebrownismygod]

said i was gonna gts but instead scrolled the M*lescest tag and blocked everyone just to sleep a lil better.

-Jsauce who is cozy and comfy,

you're so real for that lmfao

I should do that but I think I'd be traumatized and unable to sleep for the rest of the week 😔

#milescest is nasty #pls dont write that shit #if u read or write that at all pls block me #I dont like you #sauce #[silvia's asks]

[tchotchkez]

hungry as fuck but my shitty fucking roommate is monopolizing the kitchen and somehow using literally every eye on the stove

(i want to burn this place down)

#and they're only making some sort of nasty four-ingredient pasta! #THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST MAKING BOWTIE NOODLES WITH PIZZA SAUCE AND GARLIC AND PRECOOKED PEPPERONI FROM A BAG!!!! #HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU USING EVERY BIT OF SPACE ON THE STOVE! #I JUST WANT TO MAKE RAMEN YOU FUCKING ASS #they're so awful all the damn time #the other roommate is chill but i fucking HATE his partner #i pay money to live here but they make me so anxious with their passive aggressive bullshit i can't even comfortably use the kitchen #can't wait to leave this fucking place #tate talks

[17yearcicada]

i couldn't be a judge on cooking shows i would try the food and spit it back out and they'd say "judge is it bad 🥺" and i'd say no i just don't like it when multiple flavors mix at once

#you know what i hate. sweet meat. that sounds like a euphemism but like sweet sauces on meat are so nasty #.txt

[david-watts]

it's that time of the night where I want to have a nice fancy burger. maybe it's just like. oogh need carbs need meat need the happy chemicals from food that doesn't make me want to off myself or that it's been like ten hours since I last ate

#I feel like there's about five different things preventing me from truly feeling good about eating #one of them's health related one's mental illness related the main one as I often bemoan #I live with a grandmother who thinks that hashbrowns/chicken soup/peas/cornflakes as a casserole sounds good #and will get incredibly rude and nasty if you dare not want her cooking #that is either Bad to mediocre served at the wrong time (think six o'clock when we don't get home til eight) or when neither of us #are hungry due to medication side effects or just because the food is Evil #I know I can talk my cooking is fairly bad and possibly dangerous #but. the horror that is her sweet and sour sauce recipes. her curry. her casseroles. #the meal that was grey unidentifiable mince served with microwaved potato and gravy that genuinely looked #like the hospital food we still make fun of four years later because it looked like actual slimy shits. #and then we discovered that I dodged a massive bullet by immediately spitting it out since it was a week expired when it was cooked #and the freezer had done it no favours. yeah the 'mysterious' stomach upset that I avoided was Food Poisoning. #yeah like when we can't even guarantee ingredients won't be used in those sorts of horrors (and genuinely they are horrors) #it's fairly difficult to ensure that you're gonna eat. not only well in the technical sense but things you like and enjoy