#non voice post

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

only 30 mins into the new stream and he has already talked about dishwasher prostate and shown his new boobs i mean bombs

off to a great start

#I usually only have the audio playing but I HAD to see wtf was going on. HELPP #you guys showed restraint not telling me about the boom booms #THE AUDIO? bomb being placed into a body bag asmr #if You want to see the bomboobs it’s at 16:50 in the most recent stream #non voice post

[v1-says-things]

pinned post

okay so hai. mod here, call me 1000-THR or Earthmover. 13, queer and disabled, and i really freaking love ultrakill.

so now im making V1 say things via the sam tts.

rules are

no nsfw requests

sex jokes are okay but if its too far im not doing them

no racist/homophobic/transphobic shit

i will cuss.

do not baby the mod, im not dealing with that

if ur weird in my askbox i will block you

be nice! and patient, i have a life too!!

tags include:

#v1 speaks - its in the name. v1 speaks.

#non voice post - not a voice post

#mod earthmover - thats me!

dni here

REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY: OPEN

#v1 ultrakill #ultrakill #ultrakill spoilers #ultrakill v1 #mod ketches #non voice post #pinned

[yourdailyqueer]

iris menas

Gender: Non binary (zie/hir)

Sexuality: Lesbian

DOB: 20 July 1990

Ethnicity: White - American

Occupation: Actor, voice actor

Note: Zie prefer the use of lowercase letters when hir name is written.

#iris menas #lesbianism #nonbinary #nb #lgbtq #non binary #lesbian #1990 #white #actor #voice actor #neopronouns #popular #popular post

[ride-a-dromedary]

I'm inclined to take Halsin at his word, but I wonder when he laments/jokes about having an awful singing voice if it's actually awful, or if it's just average/lower quality compared to other elven voices, which by human listening standards is still pretty good.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin #Halsin Posting #i am inclined to believe he likely is telling the whole truth with no hidden meaning (considering he also can't dance bless this man) #but also like what if he wasn't (and by wasn't i mean to him it's the full truth but to non elves it's like??? false humility huh okay hal) #doesn't have that ethereal quality to it so it's automatically like meh in elf circles and to elf ears #halsin's just a baritenor in a sea of castrati and sopranos #dave jones can sing so... #halsin: our teacher used to say i had the voice of a wounded boar #anyway *is able to harmonize near perfectly with a human bard* #(just in the lower register)

[angelsdean]

me, dean, and everyone else watching: ok sure, sammy

#vics spn rewatch #spn 1x10 #the apology is made worse by j*red's inability to actually sound sincere #he's doing his fake sympathy voice and it is so. grating #adds a fascinating unintentional layer to sam as we've talked abt before #and it's like not necessarily a Bad thing to perform rather than feel sympathy #but like. this is very much a non-apology and dean knows it and we all know it #sam DID mean those things on some level. maybe not as harshly as he said them bc his anger WAS being heightened by the ghost #but those feelings were real #and sam is allowed to feel them. but they are in many ways. a projection and also unfounded #sam literally could leave at any time and dean would let him go (as we'll see in thee very next episode!!) #just bc he feels those feelings doesn't mean they're inherently true #dean isn't keeping him trapped. dean isn't just blindly following orders. dean Does have a mind of his own #and in fact dean isn't being all that great of a dutiful son bc he actively is not all that interested in finding john!! not the way sam is #and you'd think for dean being the one to initially show up and ask sam's help that he'd be more invested in finding john #and making sure he's actually alive instead of following random coordinates to a case. and taking on every other case they find too #anyways. sam's feelings of anger are real bc he feels them and it's okay to feel things #but he's massively misinterpreting and projecting things onto dean #and then he feels guilty (like post-possession) and tries to swipe it all under the rug and claim he didn't mean any of it #but he Does. and dean knows it. everyone knows it. #his perceptions do not align w/ what's really happening. bc he doesn't have the full context. #bc he doesn't know just how complicated dean's relationship to john really is. bc he was sheltered from a lot of that. #he sees dean desperate for approval and a good little soldier #when in reality dean was playing peacekeeper and mediator and punching bag most of their childhood. #and rn dean doesn't really care that much abt finding john. he just wants to hang out with his brother #not samcr*t btw. we love all this abt him it's spicy it's crunchy it's tasty

[andthebeanstalk]

Trans girls are so fucking pretty. Wide shoulders, radical intersectional leftism, and a girl-dick??? Sign me the fuck up.

#trans girls #original #t4t #girldick #trans women #trans pride #trans love #trans positivity #have YOU thanked Trans girls for existing today?? everyone say THANK YOU TRANS GIRLS #lol that's another good post right there I'll come back to that #and trans women with narrow shoulders? also hot. girlies who can lift me are mouth-watering. but! so are the disabled and small tgirls! #but jfc i love a low voice i love a little stubble i love other visibly trans people #i love tgirls acting and dressing in whatever way makes them feel good and that is FINAL #and non-binary trans femmes? ohoho those people glitter like gemstones from a mile away. #i tell it like it is! I'm just saying what everyone is already thinking! #extra love to fat and BIPOC trans femme people you belong here in this community and you are fucking BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT #uncompromising hot takes from Jack Goodfellow

[audioroleplayconfessions]

I usually avoid posting my own opinions, but I've seen a few posts like the one in the screenshot below creep across my feed lately and they're bugging me too much to keep my mouth shut. I censored the identity of this particular example because I don't want to start a Tumblr war or make them feel like I'm singling them out or attacking them.

I don't feel good about celebrating black history month through a character who was both written and performed by a white man. I know this is all just low-stakes fandom headcanon stuff and I'm not trying to control what other people do, but something feels not-quite-right about taking a character played by a white VA and deciding (on his behalf might I add) that he's black and using him as your example of black representation in the audio rp fandom.

There are black VAs out there, they can represent themselves. I really think it's disingenuous to sort through a cast of characters all played by the same white guy and assign POC races to them in order to give a singular white guy's one-man show racial diversity, then celebrate said "diversity".

Sorry, I'm not trying to be a Tumblr drama queen. If you're the person from the screenshot (or have posted something similar), I don't think you meant any harm. Your post probably wasn't meant to be that deep and not the worst thing in the world, but I don't know why you would pick a random character written and performed by a white guy and cheer "Rahhh, let's celebrate black history month with this!". If it really matters to you, you can celebrate a black VA, or a canonically black character, or even just a listener character that you/others HC as black. You can celebrate fan artists and writers who are black.

Why use characters played by Redacted for this? I promise I'm not trying to start a fight, or accuse people who've made posts like this of being racist or cancel anyone. I don't think they mean badly. But I see this a lot even outside of the context of BHM. It's almost always with characters written/performed by Redacted and it's always made me a little uneasy, especially with the amount of enthusiasm people throw onto the race they decided to HC for this one white man's characters.

If you disagree with me, I'm open to hearing you out. I don't want to try and dictate what people can/can't do in a fandom space or send a mob after anyone, but something feels off to me about using Redacted characters to celebrate BHM.

-Ringmaster

#I hope I don't accidentally start a tumblr war and regret this #but POC don't need to be represented by white actors #I'd rather celebrate actual black characters and black creators #just accept that you aren't going to get diverse racial representation from a series where the same white guy is playing absolutely everyon #redacted audio #black history month #BHM #not a callout post #please don't witch-hunt anyone #but seriously there are black VAs out there if black representation is important to you #some are very under-rated and could actually use a shoutout right now #there are also non-black VAs who collab with black people and have actual diverse representation in their casts #also how do you hear Erik's voice and think “that's my black king right there” #redacted fandom #audio roleplay #boyfriend asmr

[wri0thesley]

luocha aphrodisiacs. luocha somnophilia. luocha drugging. if u even care

#nat.txt #I think he’s so fucked up behind the veneer and that’s so sexy #hsr posting #not sfw text #dub con cw #drugging for ts #non con cw #u go out for a meal with the charming merchant and it tastes funny when you drink his wine #hands that aren’t yours send a text to your express crew friends or your family or your boss jing yuan #to assure them of your safety #you are vaguely aware of being half-carried through the streets #(why is it dark? why are you rolling around? surely you can’t be in the coffin) #vaguely aware of cool hands on heated skin #a yearning between your thighs #a murmur of comfort in a silken voice before hands tug at your clothes #green eyes glinting a whisper of a compliment palms running over bare skin and want piercing you to your bones #sigh #fucked up medics my beloved

[monstersandmaw]

Someone tried to murder my strawberries but I have a cunning plan…

#silly post #strawberries #ghosti’s garden #ghosti’s voice #you’ve said you like my voice before so here’s some more #non monster post

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Gianni just did a Reddit AMA if you wanna go crazy on it. Some Gabriel thoughts in there from him

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/1cf9q2m/ask_gianni_anything/?rdt=65435

I will check it while im suffering at work tomorrow :3

#i have watch almost 2 years of streams at this point so idk if there will be anything new to me in there #but anything to distract me from work and studying is a good thing #unrelated to this ask: i am working on art so i didnt schedule any posts for the week BUT i will try to schedule a couple tomorrow #the art is for the blog btw so at least it’s relevant #ask #asks #non voice post

[v1-says-things]

sisyphus prime prolly sleeps in the fuckin phaorahs curse pose

#non voice post #ultrakill #ultrakill sisyphus #sisyphus prime

[surpriserose]

I know i should just block and move on but like the fact that so many of the big transandrophobia guys are also zionists is insane but not surprising since their whole thing is not knowing jack shit about anything

#No posts about aid or anything from Palestinian voices but oh boy we have so many long ass posts about hmmmm maybe israel is known for #Blowing up hospitals but maybe they didnt blow up this hospital guys maybe it was hamas i mean look at this source from the idf and the us #Who would neverrrrrr ever lie about committing war crimes they promise #Listen if youre a transandrophobia guy whatever at this point but can you at least follow non zionist transandro guys #If there are any #Also good morning everypony

[tin-cant]

Apparently in inscryption if you don't have any cards to sacrifice the stones "quake with rage" which is very funny to me. Imagine watching some rocks just shake angrily at you.

#i think this is my first non cr post in like at least 6 months lmao #i wonder what percentage of people have actually seen that voice line because its my first time seeing it and ive played quite a bit #inscryption

[commsroom]

Hello !! Do you have thoughts on Rhea :]

yes, i do!! with the caveat that we have such limited information on lovelace's crew, what we do have is almost entirely filtered through her perspective, and we kinda... know rhea the least. as much as i find eris a fascinating character too, i wish we'd heard more of rhea.

which is kind of the first thing: rhea is the only AI character in wolf 359 who doesn't have a voice. (we don't hear hyperion's voice, which is supposedly not integrated yet, but he's not even really treated like a character in the scene he's in. and that's a whole other thing.) for hera in particular, she feels a physical disconnect from the others, but the fact that wolf 359 is audio only makes her an equal presence from the perspective of the audience. (which carries over to the live show, where the other characters may not be able to see her, but the audience can, etc.) rhea's situation is kind of the opposite, where her words can be seen by the others, but the audience can only hear or infer her words via what the others read out loud or respond to.

rhea clearly cares about her fellow crewmates, and seems to get along with lambert in particular. lovelace's log: "and communications officer lambert is... communications officer lambert. so an enormous stick in the mud. [...] i heard that, rhea. you are expressly forbidden from telling him i said that." - a sentiment it's easy to imagine early minkowski expressing about eiffel and hera, for the opposite reason. in a more direct parallel, rhea reassures lambert that he "does a great job"; in bach to the future, hera tells eiffel he's "actually very good at his job." the difference in context highlights their priorities; eiffel and hera are having a heart to heart about worthiness, while rhea really is talking about lambert's job - work is important to him, and most people around him don't respect or appreciate his work. what we can infer about rhea is that she's... well, the kind of person who would be lambert's friend. straightforward, rule-following, and professional.

(even something like "see, rhea? i told you someone read [my reports to command]" indicates that they talk to each other a fair amount, but also serves as a mirror to eiffel's belief no one listens to his logs.)

maybe the most interesting thing to me about rhea is her defense of eris: "it's just the way they programmed her, back off." ... again, the complete opposite of how hera might respond. eiffel tries to "defend" her in a similar way in ep 7 - "you can't really hold that against her; it's just her programming" - and she finds it incredibly insulting. with all of that taken together, with how lovelace, lambert, and rhea are in many ways intentional opposites to minkowski, eiffel, and hera, it really makes me wonder how rhea identifies or perceives herself.

i think hera is functionally human, both in her singular, consistent image of herself, and in her role in the narrative. eris appears human to lovelace, but is clear that it's how she sees "a version of herself." whether that refers to that iteration of eris having multiple versions of herself, or if it refers to all of the iterations of her who exist: either way it's a reflection of the way eris exists, and her acceptance of that. by extension, the fact that we don't encounter rhea in any way other than beeping sounds and implied words on station monitors... kind of says something narratively, i think. going back to her lack of voice, even that level of distance and abstraction takes her further away from 'human' perceptions by the audience, while she's obviously still a full person with her own priorities, perspectives, and opinions. i think it's very interesting to consider she might prefer her state of (lack of physical) existence in a way hera clearly does not.

#wolf 359 #w359 #asks #sorry this took a bit to reply to!! i know it's not just about rhea but it's hard to discuss her without talking about. other things #and i've been trying not to tag most of my asks #but i like talking about AI characters and don't know when i'll get a chance to talk about rhea again so. i wanna file it #i think it's worth considering the difference between personhood and humanity even if they commonly overlap #and i feel very strongly that it's wrong to call hera 'non-human' with the context of her character within the story #but that's very much not the case for most other AI characters and i think it's interesting she might even be an outlier within wolf 359 #i have more to say about that later but. for another post. #also to be clear. rhea's lack of voice is because she's an earlier model in universe. but it didn't have to be written that way. #the fact she was written that way says something interesting. #if you wanted to extend it to the same disability metaphors that apply to hera you could probably talk about non-verbal communication #but again. there's not much to go off of. it's mostly possibilities.

[sdmsims]

#txt #non cc posting #(guy who doesnt know python voice) surely this wont go wrong in any way whatsoever

[noses-in-winter]

that sexy get well soon card post is leaving snzblr I REPEAT IT IS LEAVING SNZBLR AND I'M PANICKING

#Sarah Paulson in American Horror Story Season 2 voice: #HE'S ESCAPING!! THE KILLER IS ESCAPING!! HELP ME!! #i should have put on the actual post DO NOT RB TO NON SNEEZE BLOGS so this is my own fault