#nonsense posting

[misc-obeyme]

MC finds a large sword in Solomon's room and picks it up.

MC: What’s this?

Solomon: That would be Excalibur.

MC: How did you get Excalibur?

Solomon: People are kind of impressionable. I just did a little magic and convinced them I was Merlin.

MC: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you’ve also got the holy grail stashed away somewhere.

Solomon: Er…

MC: Is this what you’ve been doing with your long life? Pilfering significant artifacts throughout human history?

Solomon: Of course not. I’m safekeeping magical objects so they don’t fall into the wrong hands.

MC: I think it’s too late for that.

Solomon: Ouch...

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

#haven't done one of these in a while #and I dunno the idea just came to me lol #ahh I'm thinking about Solomon a lot again #I love when he's bein a little shady~ #nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #om solomon #obey me mc #om mc #obey me nonsense #misc scenario #misc writes

[eggst]

see you

#camp camp #camp campbell #camp camp max #max camp camp #cc max #max cc #camp camp neil #neil camp camp #cc neil #neil cc #nonsense posting #digital art #doodle

[fisheyezzz]

welcome home b eatuifky

#nonsense posting

[existennialmemes]

I put the UWU in

Unnerving, Weird, and Unholy

#shitpost #shitposting #uwu #stay weird #nonsense posting #monster lovers #monster lover

[debonairdandizette]

Listen: batman is living in a soulmate au where you can't kill your soulmate, and his is joker and that's fucking cringe so he pretends it's a moral code he has.

Batman was just fucking shooting bad guys in the head until the joker, and it bounced off or some shit and he was like "aw fuck" and then he had to reinvent himself to pretend that didn't happen.

#batman #joker #dc #soulmate au #nonsense posting #i hate this ship so much but the comedic potential is unfortunately off the charts

[baiuzennsenn]

I love the way that Charles congratulated Max immediately after the sprint (leaving Xavi called him in tr without a response lolll), and didn’t hesitate to offer sincerely praises to Max’s performance in public without reservation…I think in Charles’s mind Max was, is and will always be Charles’s No.1 opponent and he’ll never give up any possibilities to chase him and beat him. Definitely they used to beef with each other in their younger ages and even in 2019 (that dramatic Austrian GP lol). But this kind of rivalry doesn’t stain their mutual respect. Competition year to year between them from Karting times to f1 didn’t generate toxic hate to poison their heart.

And that’s where love grows.

#lestappen #ship dynamics #nonsense posting

[confusiongirlonfire-blog]

#sabrina carpenter #nonsense posting #graphic design #photoshop #emails i can't send #swiftie #taylor swift #light as a feather #🕯️as a feather

[maladaptivewriting]

to the people who keep reblogging my posts but won’t follow me:

just give me a kiss already, you don’t have to play games baby

#marauders #nonsense posting

[und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut]

Sorry for all the sad posting here’s some skeleton toes

#I can’t stop laughing at the pov of skeleton feet #nonsense posting #in.my.orbit

[cambriancutie]

people get oversized shirts all wrong. people desperately want it to be form fitting. thats just not how it works. the appeal is in knowing theres nothing underneath, yeah? you have to imagine it. someone with an open soul can do so without the tightening of clothes

#nonsense posting #I KEEP SEEING ART WERE LIKE they make the “oversized” shirt/hoodie/whatever really tight on the character #and thats just all wrong! its wrong! you dont see the beauty of the world like i do

[worrywrite]

The ability to read women's minds from the movie What Women Want, except the ability to "read women's minds" is better.

Little girl? 9-13 yo? Not exactly a woman. Young woman, maybe. Can you read her mind? Depends entirely on how they see themselves.

The moon? 100% she's loud and it makes I hard for you to sleep at night.

Sailing vessels? Most of them are women. They terrify you with their eldritch thoughts and accounts of the deep.

Trans women? Absolutely. But you can keep it to yourself if they're not open about it yet.

Trans guys? Nope.

Gender fluid folks? Sounds like TV static with a few occasional words when they feel like it.

Animals? Nah. And I specify this because the original movie goes out of its way to say yes on this and I don't like it.

Homosexual folks? Nope. Not unless they're women.

Drag kings and queens? If they want.

Someone playing a woman in a stage play regardless of gender? Yeah, sure. But you just hear the script.

The ocean? Only if you're a sailor.

Etc.

#nonsense posting

[misc-obeyme]

I was writing a serious scene when I accidentally typed House of Lamination.

Now I can't stop thinking about some poor human getting stuck in a lamination machine and getting laminated to death.

#you know because it's lamentation due to all the murder and such #so I figured if it was gonna be lamination it'd also be because of some tragedy #anyway so this is how my evening is going #nonsense posting #obey me #does this need a tw? #I better put one just in case #tw death #cw death #misc rambles

[bearmojis]

#nonsense posting #put answer in tags

[fisheyezzz]

i dont think, there is anything more deep or beautiful than enjoying the company of another person

#nonsense posting

[existennialmemes]

I'm not qualified to handle this. This is

Serious Business

and I'm only certified for the silly kind

#shitpost #shitposting #silly posting #nonsense posting

[seawatercandy]

adult swim crossover. nicktoons unite style. discuss. ...pretty please?

#adult swim #nicktoons unite #metalocalypse #the venture bros #moral orel #um #uh. #rick and morty #home movies #the boondocks #xavier renegade angel #smth abt crossovers man. #nothing gets the tism going like putting a bunch of unrelated characters in one place #txt #nonsense posting