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agendratum · 4 days
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not the parallel between tony pressing way into the table to yell at him about fucking up the babe thing and babe pressing way into the table to yell at him about tony
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blobee · 2 months
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Drones? Bruhh, this is the third time this week, like, come on
In a bad way, it's good
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violettierre · 8 months
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Fym fucking la vashe qui rit had no fucking nose ring ?????? FUCK YOU MEAN BY THAT ?????????
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epoxyconfetti · 3 months
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chongoblog · 4 months
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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”
The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”
Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”
Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”
Me: “Oh….well…thanks”
Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”
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savage-flirtation · 6 months
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These two are amazing!
*sound up*
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you know he would have been one of Those kids
inspired by this pic:
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batri-jopa · 7 months
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world_of_engineering_75 on Instagram
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despazito · 10 months
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Adult website and period tracker
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sannuiz · 23 days
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POV : you're about to get served the most bomb food to ever exist possibly
closeups 🫡
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icarianarts · 4 months
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ionomycin · 2 months
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Grief
ref photo by @jawsstone
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the-only-highlander · 6 months
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i figured yall would appreciate this photo
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original instagram post from vinnikolaus
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kane-turu · 5 months
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Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it
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emilnikos · 5 months
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I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight
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catmask · 10 months
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
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