#not partners

[goodmiffy]

i literally despise men so fucking much

#the way she’s literally so pretty too jfc !!! #men honestly desire wealth and fame so they can BUY a model girlfriend bc they literally see women as commodities #not partners #it’s exactly on par to buying the newest sportscar or mega yacht

[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears

#shoutout to everyone leaving toxic relationships in light of a movie #about Barbie of all things! #no movie spoilers in the notes please; I haven’t gone to see it yet with my partner #this post is mine now! OP sucked! #mine #OP #barbie movie #barbie #barbie 2023

[inktho]

feel like i should be sorry about this one

#my partner and i had our own yakiniku after watching the ep... was good =v= #anyway here you go. #chilchuck #dungeon meshi #full illust

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

#very capable of taking care of themselves very eager to take care of someone else #would kill a man for even slightly offending their partner #does what they're told #am i on to anything here? #these people come to mind: #crowley #bucky barnes #izzy hands #the doctor #mostly when it comes to clara oswald #ronan lynch #pearl #from steven universe #romeo #except his person is mercutio not juliet #riza hawkeye

[sirsheoth]

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

#this is almost verbatim something I told my partner #she suggested it'd be a good tumblr post so I'm putting it out in the wild #you're welcome #words of sheoth

[lindele12]

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me💔

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #go2 #go2 spoilers #good omens fanart #good ineffable omens #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #ineffable partners #aziracrow #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable spouses #digital art

[the-cunt-of-montecristo]

An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don't enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!

#and then act like it's the height if humour to talk shit about your partner among friends #ITS NOT FUNNY #STOP DOING THAT #mine

[loveapologist]

He changed his mind.

Support me on PATREON!

#another fanart hehe #Fuck Metatron he is staying with his partner #this is what actually happened #copium #brain worms #good omens season 2 #good omens #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley #good omens fanart #fanart #my art

[taffybuns]

started watching mlp for the first time i dont know why i havent ,anyway

#my little pony #twilight sparkle #rarity #raritwi #this was for my partner mostly cus he likes the pair im still in s1 LOL #doodles

[cowboy]

Call me antidepressants the way I'm not working

#courtesy of my partner #my post

[queer-reader-07]

thinking about the fact that from a human’s perspective crowley is just some skinny middle aged goth dude with dyed red hair and a face tattoo who drives an almost hundred year old car to his complete opposite aesthetic boyfriend’s bookshop nearly every day. why? because he can, that’s why.

#crowley is the original goth #anthony j crowley #good omens #crowley #bentley #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable partners #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously. #BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!! #SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

[rozecrest]

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

#guys i’ve literally been thinking about this video for DAYSSS ITS SO FUNNY #if you’re wondering spiro did eventually catch a fish to court his partner misty and they had two chicks! only one survived though it was a #hard summer 💔 #island of the sea wolves #chats

[no-paperwork]

6.000 years later he is still amazed at the things his angel does

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #they aren't talking #and they aren't talking #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x arizaphale #you what

[pathologictwo]

y’all remember we’re talking ab allegations of pedophilia and human trafficking and domestic violence right. real-life abuse. this isn’t fucking hannibal or Genshin or some shit even as a joke these posts are fucking weird

#sorry i turned rbs off this post is radioactive #og tags -> #am I being sensitive idk #but kdot’s been talking ab a very well-documented history of drake w predators and being a predator #also allegations of him abusing his partner #why make posts like this #x #kendrick lamar

[crowleys-hips]

#i think i'm so funny #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #good omens memes #good omens shitpost #good omemes #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #air conditioning #ineffable fandom #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #final fifteen #david tennant #michael sheen #xanshitposts