#nromanoff

[raccoonfallsharder]

here are a few sneak previews of what we’ve got going on (this is really more to organize my thoughts and force myself to come up with titles than anything else)

upcoming rocket raccoon fics behind the cut

1. Window Across the Galaxy

aka long&angsty. hoping to start posting on Sunday or Monday.

Slooowww burn + eventual smut. elements of hurt/comfort because rocket is the saddest-angriest boy. Slight AU starting pre-GOTG volume 1 (but will hit most of the same major plot points).

Rocket is captured by a Ravager crew hoping to get rich off the excessively large bounty on his head. Throwing a wrench in everyone’s plans is the Terran girl they hired to do some freelance assessing on a recent haul of goods they’ve seized from a Xandaran luxury liner. Oops.

She looks at the rusted bars, and back to her brute of a tour guide, and sighs heavily. Slowly, she turns back to the cage, swaying toward the bars so she can peer in at eye-level. She’s immediately face-to-face with the creature. His ears are still pressed flat against his head, fur bristling, and he’s gazing back, clearly suspicious and probably - justifiably - feeling more than a little bit mean. She’s suddenly certain that if she got close enough, he’d take out her eyes. There’s no helping herself, is there? One corner of her mouth twists up in exhausted resignation and she nods. “Welp,” she says solemnly to the raccoon, “fuck me, my dude.”

2. Blackmail Material

(codename: pwp???). will probably post part 1 in a week or two.

just pure fucking smut. this was gonna be two parts but I'm leaning toward three now (smut // fuff // smut). probably takes place sometime after endgame but before volume 3? not that it really matters tbh because there is NO FUCKIN PLOT HERE. ur girl's got a praise kink so that'll definitely be featured per usual.

basically: rocket finds your vibrator.

“I’ll tell you what,” he offers up, still grinning that shit-eating grin. “I won’t say a word and I’ll give it back to you. You can even keep whatever batteries are in it.” That sounds too good to be true. You raise a brow and cross your arms in front of your breasts. “If?" “If you let me watch you use it,” he challenges, eyes daring you. “For science.”

3. Domestic Scenes in Space Travel

(codename: ok sweatshirt girl.) i dunno -maybe post the first one by mid-august?

Comics-inspired but not exclusive - just a buncha feel-good fuffy one-shots and equally feel-good smutty one-shots. Series of slice-of-life readerxrocket one-shots following The Very Boring Adventures of Space Pilot & Sweatshirt Girl.

“Just try not to push any buttons or pull any levers till you know what they do.” You snort. “I fully intend to keep my hands completely to myself unless I have your explicit permission to touch.” Rocket leers. “That could be fun.” Your eyes narrow. “Space Pilot, I’m gonna need you to focus on the task at hand so I don’t end up accidentally jettisoning us.”

4. Other Duties As Assigned

(codename: schemers, dreamers, & multicalendar memers) i don't have an intended outcome for this fic yet so while i am VERY much enjoying it, i first need to grapple with whether or not i'm okay posting something that may be unfinished. i usually try to avoid that.

I have no idea whether this will get smutty or not (probably, knowing me?). Begins five months after The Snap.

Natasha Romanoff is an administrative nightmare - a fact that does not go unnoticed by the (interim) captain of the Milano. First she demands that the remaining two Guardians of the Galaxy be reachable via a primitive Terran messaging system, and then she can't be bothered to read the frickin' emails.

Thank fuck she's hired a new assistant.

**THIS MESSAGE IS ENCRYPTED** To: <[email protected]> From: &lt;[email protected]> Subj: re: WHAT THE FUCK RED Date: Monday, September 24, 2018 7:34am well that’s probably the nicest message I’ve gotten since I hacked the internet I’m gonna have to kill your boss though

(a super-secret spoiler sidenote - i have a formula and I shamelessly overuse it, so there are no surprises here: girl falls first, raccoons falls harder. every fuckin time friends.)

#rocket raccoon #rocket raccoon fanfiction #rocket racoon x reader #gotg rocket #rocket raccoon x oc #rocket raccoon x you #reader insert #gotg fanfiction #guardians of the galaxy #rocket x you #fanfiction

[sytoran]

https://www.tumblr.com/sytoran/743483215905505280/mile-high-club-nromanoff-pairing?source=share

Oh dear god 😵‍💫🫠🫠🤤

I'm speechless, thank you for your service. You're stronger and braver than any army 🫡🫡

awh thank you! im glad to provide for the grateful readers 💙

#sytoran speaks

[fratboykate]

that scene at the end of black widow.. yelena nuzzling nat’s arm, the forehead touch, the way she bumps their noses before going in for the hug.. this super skilled assassin who has killed so many people can be so goddamn affectionate with the people she loves and it absolutely kills me. godspeed kate, prepare yourself

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy. The first thing that baby did when she got Red Dusted, woke up, and realized she had killed someone was FUCKING CRYYYYYY are you kidding me? Her first act as a free woman was to go:

:'( NO I HURT I SORRY NO :'(

Of course she's soft as shit. She spent the rest of that movie going :( whenever she could lol.

You don't like my vest :(

I was the one you drugged :(

My family wasn't real :(

Dad leave me alone :(

I'm about to kill myself but this was fun :(

It was real to you too :(

*Natasha's headstone* :(

Kate is going to spend the rest of her life looking at a :( and she has no complaints.

#ybelova #kbishop #kateyelena #bw #nromanoff #answers #anonymous

[sanguinibus]

OPEN RP: Natasha Romanoff

“I had to dye my hair blonde like Yelena for a mission. I kinda like it blonde. Should I keep it or go back to red? I kinda like the blonde I forget how fun being blonde is.” Nat states looking to the other as she sips her coffee.

#~nromanoff~ #open rp #marvel rp

[sci-fi]

Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything?!

#*mine #*graphic #marveledit #mcuedit #theavengersedit #endgameedit #natasharomanoffedit #marvel #mcu #m: ta #m: ae #ch: nromanoff #shereensfam #jamiesff #userfleur #userlance #userharmony #usertoshita #sammsfamily #userkenz #usersav

[hxmartias-blog]

release | steve & natalia

They’d had a bad op. Of course, they had all had bad ops before - the ones that felt like hell both inside their heads and outside of it - but then there were ops like this, in which there would paperwork in their inboxes for weeks to follow. Hearings, phone calls, scrutiny from both the private and public sectors of the SHIELD governance. That was the part of the job Nat hated more than anything else. Making everything that had happened an official record, no going back.

Fortunately, for the few hours before they officially arrived back in the US, the second that they handed in their initial reports, she had found that she could get away with not starting on the politics of it all. She slipped wordlessly into Steve’s room, hanging back by the door until she could hear his footfalls against the floor.

“Did that feel as bad for you as it did for me?”

@paddyhara

#c: paddyhara #t: release #nromanoff threads #r: steve | natalia

[themainframes]

PRIVATE MESSAGE

TSTARK (8:09 PM): I know, I know. You don’t have to say it. Don’t kidnap Ulysses, Tony! Sorry, guys, but I have to. There are tests that need to be run and decisions that need to be made. To say that kid is foolproof is, well, foolish. Nobody can -- or should -- have that kind of power. Therefore, I’ll be breaking into New Attilan and I’d like all you lovely folk to join me. Think of it as family bonding between a bunch of strangers. Now, Ulysses lives in the tower, and he’s got a nice little watch party looking after him. I’ve had decoy drones flying past for the last week and it looks like they’re on a schedule. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s sent a few friendly faces over to keep watch. From what I gathered, it’ll be [MAX CHARACTER LIMIT REACHED]

TSTARK (8:09 PM): Barnes, Bishop, Campbell and Johnson. Romanoff and Belova, you’re obviously the muscle. Every group needs a brain, so thanks for being ours, Vis. Let’s just get in, get the kid and get out, capisce?

TSTARK ADDED TO THE GROUP: NROMANOFF, VISION and YEBLOVA.

#general forum #t stark

[happyvalleyhq]

Natasha Romanoff

app under cut

ABOUT YOU your name/alias: laurel your pronouns: she/her timezone: mst  ― ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER character name: natasha romanoff character age: 43 character faceclaim: rebecca ferguson character’s pronouns: she/her character’s parents: n/a character’s film or tv show: the avengers/black widow character’s birthday: december 3 character’s social media username: @ nromanoff character’s place of residence: château springs character’s occupation: ballet instructor character’s magical ability: no magical abilities but master martial artist, marksman, and spy  ― WANTED CONNECTIONS

clint barton, more avengers/marvel charas!

#mcu rp #disney rp #avengers rp #black widow #town rp #hv.accepted #hv.follow

[sjohanssonsource]

#scarlett johansson #johanssonedit #sjohanssonedit #marveledit #nromanoff #* #by naomi #red carpet

[fratboykate]

The funny thing is that Yelena is the very composed serious😒 one with Kate, but with her sister she was the 'kate' one sometimes lol!

Nat be always like 😒🙁 when Yelena was like🙃 ' loOk LoOK at my vest SO maNY POCkeTs Nat!! you wouldn't even know, do you like it Do YOU LIke iT???!!!!' *sigh* 'yes Yelena I do like your vest' 'YeS!! I KNeW iT!!!!!😍'

I mean, she isn't ALWAYS like that around Kate. I think they have some semblance of balance on the crazy. It was just a different end of the spectrum with Natasha. It's hard not to look 😒 when you're standing next to 🤪 the entire time. Energetically, Natasha was to Yelena what Yelena is to Kate. They're basically on a sliding scale.

Also, the obvious that doesn't even need to be mentioned but I will anyway is that Yelena REEKS of "big sister please approve" energy when she's around Natasha. Hella different vibes than "sit on my face" energy lol

#kateyelena #kbishop #ybelova #nromanoff #anonymous #answers #Hawkeye

[sanguinibus]

THE AVENGERS

Hank Pym- Ant Man

Clint Barton- Hawkeye

Carol Danvers- Captain Marvel

Tony Stark- Iron Man

Sam Wilson-Falcon

Natasha Romanoff- Black Widow

Bruce Banner-Hulk

Steve Rogers-Captain Ameirca

Jessica Drew- Spider-Woman

#~jdrew~ #~srogers~ #~bbaner~ #~nromanoff~ #~swilson~ #~tstark~ #~cdanvers~ #~cbarton~ #~hpym~

[fratboykate]

So if Kate and Natasha are opposite sides of the energy spectrum....does this mean that if Natasha could interact with Kate, she would either kill Kate or herself out of pure annoyance?

Kate would end up in a fucking body bag if Natasha had to spend more than like...two hours at a time with her. Zero doubt in my mind.

Full on, hurried angry text under the table: "If you don't want to become a real widow today you should come get your wife away from me."

No no. Bad for Kate. Bad BAAAAD for Kate's overall health and well-being lol.

#kateyelena #kbishop #ybelova #nromanoff #hehc #anonymous #answers #Hawkeye #kyau

[fratboykate]

Bro......Marvel and their "our heroes don't get injured" bullshit really grinds my gears. Natasha and Yelena were on an SUV (that was missing a door mind you so one less barrier of protection) that BLEW UP, FLIPPED OVER, LANDED ON ANOTHER CAR, SKID UPSIDE DOWN DOWN STAIRS AND ENDED UP IN THE SUBWAY and there is not ONE (1) scratch on them or their clothes. Not even a tear on a jacket beyond the little cut Yelena has on her arm. I'm dying. I'M DYING.

#who lets this happen who #ybelova #nromanoff #bw #screams

[fratboykate]

It's late and I've been drinking too so this won't be A Thing but...That's about how old Natasha Romanoff is when she dies.

So you got Yelena getting to her sister's age, getting to be older than her sister ever got to be and maybe that's been fucking her up all year. The nightmares are a little worse, she hovers over Nat a little more. Even then, with her right here, alive and well this time and not dust scattered in the wind, Nat gets taken and she's losing Natasha all over again.

Listen, I'm drunk. How dare you with this shit right now??? That was below the belt. Uncalled for. Illegal punch.

#do not want #get it the fuck away from me #please and thank you #kateyelena #nromanoff #kyau #hehc #anonymous #answers

[fratboykate]

I would argue if Nat could handle not killing Tony Stark with all his bullshit she'd be fine around Kate lol.

"This one doesn't hit on me between endless monologuing so it could be worse. 1/10 approval, Yelena. But for real, get your wife. Now."

Natasha would absolutely be Team Pigs.

RIP a real queen.

#kateyelena #kbishop #ybelova #nromanoff #tstark #anonymous #answers #Hawkeye