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mandiemegatron · 4 months
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Me, finding a new manga: surely this won't awaken anything in me.
Firefly Wedding, kicking down the door: stupid says what?
Me: what?
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loser-boyy · 2 years
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Eddie Munson x trans male reader smut ;)
WARNINGS: smut obvs, (sub eddie, dacryphilla and edging) mild tr@nsph0bia, cursing, violence?? idk
THIS ISNT PROOFREAD AND I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG BUT ENJOY DNDENJNDIOVRHIDOEWHIJOREUGIO
i walked out of my room and down the stairs, waving a goodbye to my mom.
“no later than 11, honey!” she shouts from the kitchen, packing my little sisters bag.
“alright!” i shout back, closing the door behind me.
/\-school-/\
i stared at the clock, bouncing my leg.
c’mon lunch.. c’mon c’mon c’mon please hurry up-
“mrs [l/n]? are you paying attention?” my teacher asks.
i fucking hate my french teacher. she’s literally the only one to use she/her/maam/mrs etc.
she’s a cow and i hate her.
“erm.. yes..?” i say, uneasy.
“really? what are we talking about young lady?” she says, practically spitting in my face.
“french.” i say, glancing at the clock.
she scoffs.
any minute now.
any minute.
“wrong actually, mrs-” RIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG
i grab my bag and run out the door.
see you in hell, mrs scott.
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i was so hungry i practically ran to the cafeteria. the basketball boys were pumped up as always, shooting me the dirtiest looks you’ve ever seen. i joined the queue, quickly grabbing my food and sitting at my lunch table. “oh shit, hey y/n!!“ eddie says, his face lighting up as soon as he saw me. i tried to hide my pink face, but god something about his smile.. “yoo!!“ i say, a big, dopey, lovesick, smile plastered across my face. mike and dustin exchanged glances, looked at us, and looked back at eachother.
weird.
“what were you just in?” eddie asks. i laughed softly, “french,”
“french? fuck, man that sucks.” he groans, “hope that teacher dies, honestly” “i’m so close to doing it myself at this point,” i laugh, “one more she/her im going to she/hurl her down a flight of stairs.”
under the table, my leg is bouncing anxiously.
shit shit shit shit stop that right now
while maintaining conversation with someone at the table, eddie puts his hand on my thigh to stop it bouncing.
oh fuck.
i almost drop my milk carton in surprise. my leg stops bouncing, of course. however, his hand moves inwards, towards my inner thigh.
oh god oh god oh god don’t do anything stupid.. please..
i groan softly, biting my hand
oops.
still continuing his conversation across the table, a smile forms on his face. but not a happy, innocent smile, no, no. but a dirty, lust filled smile.
i squeeze his cold hand and give him a quick glance. “i’m off to the toilet i think..!” i say, staring at him, wide eyed. eddie blinked at me for a second, confused, and then stood up. “oh shit yeah uh.. me too definitely.” he said, standing up, and slinging one arm around my shoulders.
as if my face wasn’t red enough..
dustin and mike looked at eachother in a really ‘i know what’s going on’ way.
we laughed and ran down the empty halls, and i took his hand in mine. i squeezed it and twirled my self around, landing myself right in his arms.
“by the way, it’s pretty obvious you liked me,”
“fuck.. really?”
“yeah.. it’s a good thing i really liked you too, dipshit” eddie says, planting a kiss on my forehead.
i un-twirl my self from him, dragging him into the janitors closet.
he grinned, looking me up and down.
“ohh.. i get it..” he says, a little softer, holding me close.
i kiss him. i kiss him the way i’ve wanted to since i’ve met him. the way i’ve wanted to for all these years.. those chapped stupid lips that said the most out of pocket, sexual things. i thought back to the time i pulled his hair as a joke. what happened again?
only one way to find out.
i moved my hands up his side, to his soft, curly hair and gave it a soft yank. eddie let out a gasp and a moan.
“oh you bitch..” he says, quietly.
“what is it munson?” i ask, a mischievous smile on my face, “what you gonna do?”
his face lit up in the dim storage closet. god i loved his eyes. “i’ll do anything i want, doll.” whispered, voice raspy and low. i snickered. “will you, yeah?” i pulled his hair softly again, making him whine.
“please..” he mewls.
oh. my. god.
i ran my other hand along his back, moving him closer to me. “god you’re pathetic.” i grin. eddie tries to avoid eye contact but i move my hand from his hair to his chin, grabbing it and making him look at me.
“you’re like a puppy with those eyes,”
he blinks.
“but i know you, sweetheart. you’re nothing but a slutty mutt, and i’ll make sure that you know that.” i say, sealing my words with a rough kiss. he pulls apart and looks at me dead in the eye with his beautiful dark eyes, filled with lust. i put my hands on his hips and tug at his waistband, “can i?” i whisper. eddie smiles, cocking his head. “please, go ahead doll,” he places another soft kiss on my cheek. it was pretty cramped in the closet, but there was just enough room for me to kneel. after pretty eagerly yanking down his pants and boxers, i knelt on the cold, sorta dirty ground. he groaned softly as the air hit his dick.
“you alright up there?”
he nods.
i smile up at him, and grab it.
eddie winced and grabbed a mop.
“sure you’re alright big guy?” i ask, smiling at the way he was holding an old dirty mop.
he takes a shaky breath.
“i’m fine..”
i place soft kisses along his inner thigh, as i begin to jerk him off. Eddie gasps, and grabs my shoulder. "fuck..!" he whines, his usually deep, harsh voice going higher each time he spoke. it was fucking pathetic and i loved every second. he threw his head back, hitting the wall. eddies soft curls covering his eyes, which were clenched shut. "you're doing so good for me," i say, kissing the inside of his thighs, "so good.." i begin to move my hand quicker making eddie bite his hand to keep himself quiet. he was so cute all embarrassed like this. i begin giving his tip soft little kitten licks, causing eddie to grip my shoulders with both his hands, his rings digging into my shirt.
"fuck, fuck, fuck FUCK- please, stop this I'm so -hnghh- close I'm gonna-" eddie cries out, gripping onto my shoulders.
"quiet, mutt. don't want anyone hearing us, do we?"
he shakes his head.
"attaboy."
my hand moves faster as i kiss all over his dick. eddies breathing is heavy and loud. its cute, really.
"please please please im- im so -hahngh...- close..-" he groans.
and no no no, we can't be having that. not. at. all.
and so, i take my hand away, making eddie let out a needy whine. he looked down at me, on the verge of tears. I've got him just where i want him now. a complete mess. my mess. "are you crying, munson?" i say with a laugh. his breathing is shaky and heavy, as he goes to speak.
"n- -sniff- no.." eddie sobs.
"you really are just a pathetic little mutt, aren't you?" i giggle, "you wanna cum, don't you?" eddie nods.
"too bad." i say with a smile, pulling his boxers and pants up. "But-" he begins. i cut him off with a kiss before opening the closet door.
"love you, stupid"
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funky-vg-beats · 2 years
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volleyball nintendo switch sports ost
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apollon-emos · 9 months
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de selby part 2 my beloved
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waitmyturtles · 9 months
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Growing up is about breaking promises.
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mushiewrites · 1 year
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I just reread Llama's fic for George’s birthday and it mentions Dream also got birthday kisses that year. Which brought me back to my Dream has a ticklish face corner. 23 kisses all over, cheeks, neck, ears, tummy, nose ext. Just him giggling hard, trying to turn away from his mic, as Sapnap litters him with stubbly kisses, a few extra for luck (or just because he loves him) and George and Bad doing the teasing over Discord
little!!!!! stubbly!!!!!!! KISSSSSESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes!!!! absolutely yes! sap would litter his cute lil face and tummy and anywhere else he can reach with kisses!!! and since george is in florida now i can actually picture george holding dreams hands down so that sapnap has access to his lil tkly ears and the crook of his neck, before trailing kisses down on his ribs to his lil tummy ): and bad would be on discord, teasing dream about how cute he sounds as george gives him live updates. and all the while sapnap is just tkling the life out of dream with nothing but his mouth and his stubble!!! 🥰
(also!!!!! @fluffallamaful is actively writing this so no one steal the idea 😤)
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uuuhshiny · 11 months
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Grand Russian food trip across the cities of Golden Ring
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maniwakpa · 1 year
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She found a lonely sound~
She keeps on waitin' for time out...there
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folkloregirlfriend · 2 years
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goji-pilled · 2 years
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(Set a few years after Anthony first appeared) When the quintet awoke the the howling of wind one morning, none of them were initially terribly concerned, as a quick glance out the window let them see that Walpergis was in her usual spot when she was having a rough time. It was noteworthy, to some extent, because it had been at least a few months since the last time she had felt the need to vent like this without a cause they were able to puzzle out between them, but they would be ready to listen to whatever it was that was bothering her once she had calmed enough. However, things got worse before they got better, and by mid afternoon, heavy clouds had joins the winds and began drenching the city under a deluge of rain. By that point they were all nervous about the situation, but it was the first crack of thunder and the winds reaching the point that the 'freak weather pattern' had been officially reclassed to a class one hurricane, that forced them to act. "Hey, you doing alright?" Kyoko asked, calling out to the witch above from the top of the roof of the tallest tower in Mitakihara. She resisted the urge to shive from her current rain soaked, and wind chilled state, but there was no doubt in her mind that she would honestly be just about anywhere else during weather like this, if her friend didn't clearly need her help. There was silence, and Kyoko had just started glancing towards Oktavia to take her own attempt in the language of witches, when Walpergis finally answered, electing to comunicate with telepathy instead of screaming into the wind. 'No.' Deciding to continue the conversation with the means that Walpergis seemed to be the most comfortable with, Mami was the first to reach back out towards the witch, as well as broadcasting her thoughts to Kyoko, Homura, and Oktavia who stood beside her to keep them in the loop of the conversation. 'Is there anything we can do to help you right now?' They knew that Walpergis had long ago outgrown her labyrinth, being too large to even fit inside in her witch form these days, so she wasn't able to retreat that way, and it would feel cruel to force her isolate the woman at a time of need by asking her to fly out over the ocean, but if they were not able to get the woman's storm under control soon, they might have to. The city was already sustaining damage from the storm at its current level, and should things continue, it would likely result in injuries and potentially loss of life, after all, and while they all considered Walpergis to be a dear friend, they could not put comfort over the lives of the people living here. 'I don't know.' The response came immediately and without hesitation, which was probably a good sign that communicating wasn't growing more difficult for the witch, potentially meaning that things had gotten as bad as they were going to get. 'Its just... the date.' Homura responded without hesitation, having apparently already considered that issue before any of the others had 'It is Walpurgisnacht... but that has never gotten this reaction out of you before in past years.' The reminder that this was the anniversary of the day that the witch had returned to her senses went some way towards explaining this... maybe. 'Its not just about that... its also... well its also the day I was born.' The nervousness in the mental voice of the most powerful witch to have ever been born of Earth was... unusual. Normally Walpergis was the type to conceal any vulnerability behind the bravado of her stage personas, but here it seemed that she was simply too emotionally exhausted to do that any further. 'You never actually told us this was your birthday before. We could try to set something up to make it more comfortable for you if something about this makes you uneasy.' Mami offered, working the practical angle of the problem, as solution oriented as she so often was.
'No. Its not that... its my first birthday. It was this date that I was first born, in Germany.' The witch explains, the winds and rain reducing slightly as she spoke with them, as talking out the problem seemed to be doing her some good. 'There is a baby me out there somewhere... or there will be in a few hours, timezones and all. I just... I feel like I don't belong here anymore. There is a version of me without all these sins weighing me down out there... so what right do I have to stick around?' "I hate time travel." None of the others were surprised in the slightest by Homura muttering that under her breath, though it was far to quiet to reach the witch above, but they all shared the sentiment as they all tried to figure out how in the world they could respond to an issue like this one.
OH. OHHHHHHHH.
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this-should-do · 2 years
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i feel like the song everything everything by good kid could have the potential to be a very stong freehoun song for you
SHUTUP SHUTUP IM GONNA FUCMING SOBBBBBBBBB
im listening to it right this fucking moment and im losing my fucking minnnnnnnd ur horrible u hurt me and its fucking incredible thank you
ooo i just have so many thoughts on this song now that ill spare for now
this song also just fucks in general thank u soossoos much
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katatonicimpression · 2 years
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Rain???? RAIN???
RAIN?!?!
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cornerstonc · 2 years
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what form of love do you embody?
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love as hunger
[ love as ravenous desire, love as something fragrant and home-built ] when florence welch said "we all have a hunger" and when jenny slate asked "who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?" and when violet trefusis wrote "I want you hungrily, frenziedly. passionately. I am starving for you..." and when anne carson asked "what are we made of but hunger and rage?"
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love as being known
[ love is knowing all of someone and loving them anyway ] when tim kreider said "if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" and when joe wright said "The idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. That they recognized each other from their future" and when micah nemerever said "it was a relief and a horror to be known so perfectly"
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
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cozystars · 2 months
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!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!
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