#oh yeah duh

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!! #the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough. #sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit. #also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

[midoristeashop]

modern au hiccup is my beloved he is like me fr

Doing the rest of the gang (and others wink wonk) soon! Hiccup’s vibe to me is a whole soup full of styles (punk, techwear, casual, etc etc) so I tried my best to kinda combine the main elements of them. Also I just looked at his costume progression thru the httyd universe and had an idea to make his third movie armor lean more into techwear cuz why not

Drop ur modern hic headcanons and I’ll consume them happily k bye

#modern!hiccup #hiccup haddock #httyd #rtte #modern httyd #he probably has a lot of hobbies #LOOOVES dragons #duh #he likes drawing a certain nightfury around the city #oh yeah he lives in like urban berk #mountains of sketchbooks in his closet #tired 24/7 #motorcycling is very freeing speaking from personal experience #making this hijack dw #hijack

[megacarapa]

i found this post and had to make it with them immediately

#mine #dr stone #drst #sengen #senku #gen #hyoga #senku is that motherfucker who cant say i love you back. but he finds other ways #i spent too long thinking about who should be the third guy here #i felt like a lot of characters could potentially play that role in certain circumstances but it still didnt really fit them #i made a first draft where the third guy was kohaku bc its super easy to find an angry screencap of her #but then got so offended at myself for making that bc she is NOT like that she loves love #then i thought it would be funny if it was ukyo but its impossible to find an angry pic of him #then i looked back at the original image and saw it was darth vader and was like. #oh yeah no duh i should be using hyoga GSHSBSFNA #anyway if anyone here knows about..... sigh. lego star wars i guess #id love some help to find the source of this bc it would be funny as a video too gdhgfj #anyway i love the 5th panel. how chewbacca is just there

[polar-equinoxx]

HEY GUYS LOOK AT THESE TWO!!

THEY’RE SO IN LOVE

And minus fancy lighting so Mav’s grey is✨✨

#pov: its post tgm and ice is still alive (duh) and he convinces mav to stop dying his hair and boom #when mav finally agrees and doesn’t.. ice goes COMPLETELY FERAL #because OH MY GOD?????MAV????YOU WERE HIDING THAT????!!!!! WHAT!!!!! #also of course those ARE wedding rings you see 😌😌 #also yeah les pretend ice doesn’t need glasses because i cannot draw them and I didn’t want to take away the attention on his eyes 😭 #ms tg #ms art #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #top gun fanart #top gun maverick

[nikki-rook]

Castle being jealous in 7x22

#I just loved this #he's jealous but in a very “this dude is annoying and a creep and i'm a handsome celebrity too she should flirt with me” kinda way #and your like “caslte bro thats your wife she is going to go home with you” #and then he goes “oh yeah duh” #and then the last reaction just looks like he's jokingly mocking her and its kinda adorable #castle #caskett #abc castle #kate beckett #castlegraphics #stana katic #nathan fillion #richard castle #castle x beckett #katherine beckett #season7 #nikkirookgif

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I'm actually a huge pyromedic guy too I think that might be one of my supremely rare pairs. Like Pyro isn't a baby they should be slopping nasty and holding rubber-gloved hands. Can I get three cheers for rubber-gloved hand holding

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #medic #pyro #burnward #pyromedic #oh also yeah this is bc my girlfriend is medic and my boyfriend is pyro. duh

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

reminder that the gallagher’s are based on a true story (you can see what i mean in this article i just linked) and all of them exhibit one of these roles, depending on the season:

(i explain in the tags)

(READ THIS!!!!!!)

#shameless #paul abbott #in season 1 debbie is the chief enabler #ian is the lost child #fiona is the family hero #lip is the scapegoat #carl is the mascot #and liam is just a baby but eventually falls into the lost child like ian #oh yeah and frank and monica are the victims duh #but eventually it changes and people switch roles #im gonna make a whole post explaining it later #fiona gallagher #lip gallagher #ian gallagher #debbie gallagher #carl gallagher #liam gallagher shameless #frank gallagher #monica gallagher #alcoholic family roles #season 1

[pasta-stuffed-possums]

I just think they’re neat.

#totally a continuation of that other trans Tina piece I made #Zeke is pure and I love him #bobs burgers #bob’s burgers #trans tina belcher #tina belcher #zeke bobs burgers #zeke x tina #oh and yeah I put little hearts In zekes eyes #because duh #he loves her

[charlottesharlottes]

after going to the ‘eyes of the storm’ exhibition I have come to the conclusion that paul was in fact in love with all three of his bandmates  

#the beatles #paul mccartney #johnn lennon #george harrison #ringo starr #like yeah duh he's in love with john but hellooo don't forget george and ringo #oh and there were a few gorgeous shots of george martin too! #actually the photos basicallly support the bisexual paul agenda #bc there's lots of intimate photos of the men in his life and then some pretty 'unkown' women #it did persuade me to buy the book too (at some point in the future)

[vamprnce]

it's been a hot minute since I drew my clown Jangle again, here's him dressed like Blacephalon since that pokemon really reminds me of them 🤡🩷🩵💛

#my art #clownsona #clown oc #jangle #original character #i made a team for him but i forgot most of the pokemon 💀 but blacephalon would totally be on there #oh yeah he goes by he/they prns btw 👍 #blacephalon #pokemon #blacephalon reminds me of him a lot since theyre both ''not from this world'' also looks like a clown duh plus fire/ghost is my fave typing #so why not lol #ive been drawing sm spiderman stuff lately i had to break it up a bit also i miss my goofy clown 😔

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Schitts Creek 6x8 | NHIE 4x10

#me watching this #why does it sound so familiar #plays line through head #oh yeah!!!! #duh #ted and alexis #same energy #ted x alexis #schitts creek #never have i ever #nhie #ben x devi #devi x ben #alexis rose #ted mullens #ben gross #devi vishwakumar #gif #gifs #gifset #6x8 #4x10 #Jaren Lewison #maitreyi ramakrishnan #annie murphy #dustin milligan

[madebysimblr]

Xavier: Els, I'm so sorry-

Sorella: No, it's ok. She was right. She's not my mother. Just my egg donor. This is what's better for all of us. I thought I wanted to know her… But I don't need to. You've been my Dad, my Mom, my everything. My whole life. And I'm so s-sorry for being such a little shit the last few years.

Sorella starts crying and hugs her father for the first time in years.

Xavier: Oh, my own heart, I forgive you. I'm sorry I kept the truth from you.

Sorella: I love you, Dad.

Xavier: I love you too, kid.

#simblr #ts4 #ts4 legacy #sims 4 #sims 4 legacy #cortes legacy #gen 4 #sorella #xavier #'my own heart' is a term of endearment that maia used to use for susanna #i think it woulda caught on thru the generations #also im cryin in the club (my room) #is sorella hurt from the rejection of candy again? yeah duh #but layla was right. fuck em #sorella has so many good parental figures in her life #and an absolutely stellar maternal figure in whitney now #she doesnt need someone who doesnt want her #(oh and if u don't read the transcripts i added something extra) #(that this is the first time she's hugged her father in years)

[anemonet]

one death and Im out, one

#screw grammer i bite #grian #limited life smp #mcyt #trafficblr #i guess #this was not what i was planning on positing at aaaallll #but i just got so absirbed by drawing bad hands that i just kinda you know anyhow #anyhooowww what a season am i right!!! #oh i wanted bigb to win so bad you dont understand but oh well gratx to martyn im sure there is already angst #!! #also ye si kow it did not at all happen like this but if everybody else can make everhing angsty so can i #anyhow!!! #we are lisenting to sound of violence by other lives #because duh #uhm otherwise well uuuh oh yeah htis is totally a hint to another waaay older peice i made for pearl #so if anyone remebrs that well uh yeah #my art

[spoodersrus]

i think mikes awareness of his feelings for will is like when you're looking for something in the fridge and can't find it anywhere but then someone else comes along and is like dude... it's literally right there, front and center in your line of vision. like how did you not see that. it's directly in front of you. couldn't be more visible. and once he realizes it'll be like oh, duh...

#byler #some of yall fellow lgbt+ know the oh duh moment if u didnt realize u were gay until later in life #and suddenly all the pieces come together and you're like HOW DID I NOT KNOW I WAS GAY #LITERALLY HOW #but alas #you somehow just didn't realize #like i had numerous big crushes on friends and still didnt realize it bc i was like yeah they're just really cool... and pretty.. #and i would totally kiss them and i think about it all the time but that's probably normal and not that weird #mike wheeler i feel you

[funkycarabiner]

"German is such a harsh language lol they all shout so much haha" WRONG!!! Clearly y'all don't know how there's literally neunundneunzig luftballons auf ihrem weg zum horizont RIGHT NOW!!

#all jokes aside do yall actually hear german speakers speaking german on a regular basis?? #because im pretty sure most of you guys only seem to hear german in special videos from ... idk... 1930s-1940s #like yeah duh shouting the words will make it sound harsh but jesus christ please grow and learn as people yall #i domt even speak german i just really like this song #oh also one of my special interests is modern (war) history so yes i have also seen aforementioned videos

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

connor is definitely my favorite succession weirdo after roman and gerri. if we lived in an au without roman and gerri, my succession life would be 100% conhead time 100% of the time. i know this isn't news, but it's worth declaring.

#dollsome's deep thoughts #yesterday i was like 'oh my god is my third favorite character ... CONNOR????' #and then it was immediately like 'well yeah obviously. duh.'