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From Under The Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy is a Lesbian!

requested by @emowormguts

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I don’t know if it’s because I’m a lesbian, but I simply cannot understand women who go after men that have showed they’re shitty towards women.

#for reals like he is not wven conventionally attractive and all he talks about is football and cheating on his ex gf #in fact you are not even sure he is currently single #you do NOT need him

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just found out mongoose is not a type of goose. what a twisted world we live in

#animals #funny #joke #haha

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"8 year olds aren't stressed" just wait until you literally need to invent something brand new right now so you can be an inventor but you can't think of anything. That's real stress

#fun fact when i learnt that braille was invented by a kid i cried because i couldnt invent it first #this crying did not stop until o was informed he was 15 #so i convinced myself i had 7 years to invent somethimg more important than braille or else my life was over #and then i promptly forgot about it

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum they raised be (strict catholic primary school in regional australia)

#lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbians #dyke #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #australia #australian #religion

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I totally will babe let me just invent teleportation rq xx

i wish my gf could help me with these cramps right now

#wifeposting

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There's this SUPER homophobic girl in my class and it's so funny to me bc every time she hangs out w one specific friend of hers they take literally THE most couple looking pics- I'm talking stuff you see on siblings or dating, posts them to her Instagram story and saves it to a highlight named "Wifey", yet the moment I mention that I am a LESBIAN or I have a GIRLFRIEND she gives me the stinkiest of stink eyes. She is also like the worst person ever (for several other reasons)

#oh also my class is only 5 people including me so its not like a subtle thing like everyone knows shes like this #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbians #dyke #queer #lgbt #lgbtq

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giggling so hard over this omg

I AM FUCKING SICK @funkycarabiner + @someonesthoughtswh

born to reblog about my lovely partner, FORCED TO MAKE POSTS FOR LESBIANS TO REBLOG ABT THEIR PARTNER.

(i am very happy u guys are happy and u seem like a lovely couple.)

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@someonesthoughtswh

masc x femme moodboard.

#LITERALLY ME N MY WIFEFFWWWEE #wifeposting

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AWWSHHSHH ILYYYY <333 ur my fav person ever :))

my gf is the best butch :))

#wifeposting

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in her DMs being mad cordial

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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

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imagine ur a losing dog and ur like “well at least no one’s betting on me” and then Mitski shows up…

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I am so glad I get to live in a time where there are lesbian celebrities other than ellen degeneres

#lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbians #dyke #queer #lgbt #lgbtq

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femme and butch photo shoot

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the way femme and butch lesbians look at each other >>>>