#oooo god the post looks a mess

[oceanstide]

i had a Thought about Jason and his white streak, about how impractical it would be if he one day leaves the helmet and just goes around Gotham using his mask. like,

Can you imagine the amount of people that would start to theorize about how Jason Todd was actually the crime lord, the guy who put 12 heads in a bag, the Red Hood??

but just as soon the theories come out the people in Gotham just

'By Jason Todd you mean Bruce Wayne's 2nd son?? the kid brought the whole floor some homemade pies, though why he didn't leave any for Mr. Wayne himself is beyond me'

'The hot barista who wrote 'have a good day! :)' on my coffee cup??'

'The young man who just yesterday helped me cross the street??'

'Mr. Todd?? he taught me how to defend myself against people 3 times my size yesterday AND also brought us warm meals! though Mr. Red Hood does the same thing too, and they also have the same jacket! maybe they’re friends!!' [Dick Grayson likes this comment] [Tim Drake dislikes this comment]

Jason is fully aware and is amused of the rumor circulating around him. His personal favorite reaction to the theory so far is,

‘I saw the guy in the library yesterday and was quite literally giggling to himself as he read Pride and Prejudice that cannot be the same Man.’

and the list just goes on and on and the person that made the theory just agrees and deleted the post because how ridiculous there's just no way this sweet young man was the Red Hood

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allow me to add :

this post might not seem that way but I am absolutely in love with his white streak. yea people in Gotham might just take One Look at Jason and theorize yea hey isnt that the Red Hood but Jason Todd as a person (his personality) just contradicts any Jason Todd is the Red Hood theory that comes up cause like nah dont bullshit me isnt Jason Todd the sweetest boy to ever walk the face of the earth??

maybe im biased as hell lmao 💀💀 but shush Jason is indeed a sweet baby boy

dont lose the white streak please @ Jason Todd babyboy u look gorgeous keep it up

#jason todd #red hood #just a Thought #god im new to the fandom #if there's anything wrong im sorry smfjje #it's been on my mind for awhile #my brain countered my own brain how sick #oooo god the post looks a mess #tim is not amused #dick just laughs along #damian squints at the post that has jason walking around 5 dogs all at once #steph is digging around to find who posted it #bruce is still sulking because he didnt get the pie #cass and duke just nods in agreement #no hate towards red hood i swear i love him and his crimes too #and no hate towards the white streak i am absolutely heads over heels in love with that look #a big post!

[planetdream]

I just stumbled across your skz & dildo training post and I think it turned my brain to MUSH and like hhhhhh;;; now I’m imagining what they would be like with throat training, especially the meanies like seungmin?? Teasing you as you turn into you a teary, drooling mess? Or fucking your cunt while making you take it? Goodbye

[mentioned post] oooo okok was gonna structure this like the prev post but the thoughts took over

chan...oh my god... he likes to make you watch while you're taking the dildo into your mouth. likes to sit you all pretty like in front of a mirror while he sits behind you, slowly guiding the dildo into your mouth. likes to hear the way you gag and to see how your tears fall when it reaches further than you've had it before—will praise you for the way you gag and how pretty you are when you shed a tear, amongst other things, of course. still likes taking his time with you but sometimes he wants to make you take it. (likes to place his free hand around your neck, if he's not playing with your clit, feeling how deep the dildo is in your throat)

as mentioned, minho likes pushing you close to your limits—and throat training does not change that. however, minho really assumes the role of a teacher. he's comforting, guides you well, and makes sure it's an enjoyable for you most importantly. he makes sure you're not feeling discomforted, that you're breathing properly, etc. he's still stern but not quite mean because he wants to take things slowly. it's not until days later, when you're a bit more confident with what he's taught you, that he slips into mean dom mode; forgoing the dildo and using his cock instead.

fucking you while making you take it? that has changbin written all over it. likes having you damn near in mating press, just needs to be face to face, chest to chest [bc he loves u n he's horny </3] tries not to be too rough with you so he opts to go slow; alternating the timing between his thrusts into you and working the dildo into your mouth. makes you cockwarm the dildo in your mouth while he's fucking you, hand over your mouth, delivering quick and deep thrusts because feeling you clench every time you gagged was driving him crazy.

with hyunjin, i think he's sweet. a little impatient and would rather have his actual dick in your mouth, but using the dildo means he can whisper sweet things and kiss on you, so he'll take it. he doesn't want you to choke too much but he loves seeing you all cute n messy for him—so he'll help in anyway he can to get rid of your gag reflex. the more you can take down your throat the more proud hyunjin is. is in love with kissing you after you've taken cock in your mouth <3

jisung walks in on you with your mouth around a cute pink dildo and he's stunned. kinda just stands there in shock for a bit. then he's suddenly bold for two seconds to ask if he can help before resorting back to being all shy (and slightly panicked). doesn't expect you to say yes nor does he expect you to say you wanted to try sucking him off (despite the fact that you've had sex with each other many time before). once he's calmed down, he'll take the dildo and help inch it into your mouth. practically drooling when he sees the look in your eye.

felix loves giving you little kisses against your throat while he's training your throat. is just...so enamored by the way you look, and the fact that you're doing this for him <3 gives the best praises and care, really preps you for when it's his cock. might start by thrusting his fingers in your mouth before you even get to taste the plastic of the dildo. if you want him to guide the dildo into your mouth and do all the work while your just take it? it's more than his pleasure to do so. he likes to wear the dildo on a strap or use the suction part on a wall and guide your head up and down.

now seungmin really wants to know how deep you can take it, and if you can take it deeper. regardless, he's going to help you. similar to minho, seungmin takes on the role of a teacher—but he's strict, condescending. wants to see how much of a mess he can make of you. will you cry? gag and choke around the dildo until you drool? and will you keep coming back and begging him to give you more? will put his fingers in your mouth with the dildo to see how wide he's fucking you open. probably chooses a size assortment of dildos to use on you.

jeongin is a menace. he's on a power high; wants to tease you and make you work for it. his heart races ever time he tells you to do something and you follow his orders—do you really want to learn how to take his cock in your mouth, or are you just a slut? he makes you stick your tongue out, slapping the tip of the dildo on your tongue. he has to make it extra messy and wet, so if you're not producing saliva quick enough for him, he'll def help you out yk.

#[💌] ˚｡⋆ #✰˚. !! dream.hardhours #☁️ — daydream.skz #stray kids smut #bang chan smut #minho smut #changbin smut #skz smut #hyunjin smut #han jisung smut #lee felix smut #seungmin smut #jeongin smut

[the-s1lly-corner]

Playing with johnathans hair pre collider plsplspls kissing it maybe his knuckles, calling him pretty kissing his Beauty marks plsplspls pls

Showering Jonathan Ohnn in affection!

Rubs my hands

God I love prompts like this, especially with characters like jon/spot

Even when he was still Jonathan, he still didnt have the best self image

He didnt think of himself as horribly as he does in present day, but hes... hooboy

He doesn't think he's ugly by any means, but no way does he think he's the prettiest person

He doesnt like his... everything, really

His birthmarks, his body, the way his hands are built, his nose, and so on

And then you came along

You weren't his first partner, I like to think he's managed to get some bitches(/j) in like

College

Now were those relationships anything meaningful? Did they last?

...no..

Did that leave a dent on him?

Maaaaybe just a little

So he was both ecstatic and nervous of being in a relationship again

But oh,

You melted his walls down right away, letting him know exactly how you felt about him and actually. Listened to him

Jonathan, being an overworked socially awkward scientist, doesn't get much physical touch; so he's starving

It's small at first; but even small touches can have him unraveling

Locking pinkies while you walk together, standing a lil close to one another, and so on

And dont get him started on verbal compliments

So imagine the day you decide to go a lil deeper and just

Pull his hands to your mouth, the same hands that are covered in nicks and cuts from years of work, and gently kissing his knuckles

The hands that he thinks are spindly and weird; being kissed

You may as well just marry him right then and there

But it keeps on going as time progresses

You kiss the small scars littered on his hands

Imagine seeing him scowling at the mirror while glaring at the feature of his face he doesnt like and just

You walk over to him and cup his face and just

Cover him with kisses

Specifically placed kisses, exactly where he was just glaring at

A lot of the times when you're sleeping together hes the big spoon since hes tall, but on the off chance hes little spoon? Hooboy

Absolutely refuses to get up, scoots himself closer to you, and hes almost falling asleep until

You start playing with his hair; that snaps him awake. Whether or not you have concept art Jonathan in mind or movie accurate; hes got the same reaction. He stiffens and kinda just. Freezes. Like a deer in headlights. Does he pretend to be asleep? Does he thank you? Does?? Bro short circuits

Off topic but I like to think that concept art of Jonathan going around is just. Canon movie Jonathan, but before he got a haircut. Like imagine he JUST got a haircut before the collider thing and now hes bald 😭

OOO OOOO imagine you're wearing lipstick and leave marks all over him

He will refuse to wash it off, for as long as possible

Dumbest most goofiest smile plastered on his face while you spoil him

Now I've gone on and on about you pampering him, but dont think he wouldnt try to return the favor!

He leaves quick and sloppy kisses on your cheek

Like just.. he wraps his long arms around you and lazily drapes himself over you during cuddles and. Goes to town on your face

You're both a giggly mess by the end of it

Makes you forget about the outside world; it's just you and Jonathan

Loves getting you loads of gifts; store bought and homemade! You'll probably have to tell him to slow down since you're losing space in your house <\3

As I mentioned in a previous Jonathan post (the coworker one) he drops the most foul, most cheesiest, most cliche, horrible pick up lines

Dude probably looks at wikihow stuff on like "how to impress my crush" or something like that

He absolutely LIGHTS UP whenever you indulge in his antics

Overall you two are just so sweet to each other SOBS

#atsv #atsv spot #spiderverse #the spot x reader #the spot #spot x reader #jonathan ohnn #jonathan ohnn x reader

[lowkeyrobin]

hello! i absolutely love your writing and i was wondering if you could do something with mcyts, especially slimecicle and foolish (if you can’t think of anything for them don’t feel pressured! i don’t mind), and anyone else you want to write for x a reader that has a career in musical theatre? maybe something about them seeing shows reader is in and just overall hyping them up? feel free to ignore this, it’s just a little thought i had! have a good day 🫶

oooo yeah sure!! ; idk much ab musical theater but I tried lmao ; also added tommy bc I had leftover ideas + I was mostly only focused on charlie and foolish lol

MCYT ; musical theater

includes ; tommyinnit, slimecicle, & foolish gamers

warnings ; language

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

"mean girls musical?? the fuck"

"my show is better, L"

he's secretly your biggest fan let's be honest

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

he'll sit off somewhere you won't see him after the first night so he can just stare at you without you noticing, since you like to tease him about it afterward

taking pictures of you then posting them during the show like hyping you up and talking about the plot

there's one of you singing and looking up toward the sky and he posted a tweet w a pic that says "me praying to god" and it dramatically left the mcyt circle 💀

he'll go and watch the source material before show dates just to see what you're performing and he'll talk about the plot with you

"why the hell are you walking down the yellow brick road?? THERES AN EVIL WIZARD, GO THE OTHER WAY???"

he shuts up immediately when you're practicing vocals at home just to listen to you

sometimes he'll buy extra tickets last minute to get you guys some more money LMAO

he definitely helped with prop making idc

at least painting the backgrounds and set things

your biggest supporter istg

always hyping you up

helps you improv act within the character to get used to the character themselves to not make them another version of you

he can sing too, so yk damn well he's helping you sing/getting into another character to help you rehearse the singing parts at home

shows up to every show to cheer you and your colleagues on

he's all smiles and like in a trance watching you on stage

like literal stars in his eyes

after every show he gives you the biggest hug and literally bombards you with compliments

he's secretly taking pictures and recording the whole way through, he doesn't care about those rules /j

attempts to try on your outfit/s at home if you get to take them with you as well

he can literally pull off anything wtf

it's like that video of mckenna grace and aryan simhadri where they're both wearing red dresses and they both killed it like?? okay, power couple who??

he's always posting shit ab you online as well, pictures videos, just talking about how cool you are etc

you two do theater karaoke every once in a while on stream and its the funniest thing

FOOLISH GAMERS

"how do you sing like that??"

"magic"

also tries on your outfits 💀

if you're in newsies... it's over

he seems like the biggest newsies fan for some reason LMAO

he's always hyping you up before rehearsals/shows and showing off his support for you ❤️

he is mesmerized by your performance, hearts and stars in his eyes the whole time

you almost went on stage w his snapback on because you were messing around with your friends backstage 💀

the second you got a part in the mean girls musical, he was jumping up and down

he'd probably never seen the musical but 100% watched the original movie 9477391 times

you show off your theater singing to him every once in a while and he's just like 🤨😨

he gives the biggest hugs after a performance

"Oh my God that was awesome!!"

if there's any merch, yk damn well he's buying it

he'll watch your performances on stream as well 😭 just to show you off

your contact name is probably "Broadway star"

you have to make Broadway Baby jokes after that (broadway baby was abby lee millers dog back in the day, only dance moms haters would get it 😔🙏)

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #mcyt x gn reader #tommyinnit x reader #gender neutral reader #gn reader #they/them reader #charlie slimecicle x reader #slimecicle x reader

[cxhleel108]

S7 Thots for this week: Why is everyone here actually delusional asf???

(Apologies for posting this late guys I was very tired when I started writing this…I was also high asf so be mindful of that while you read lol.)

• Oh great now #Raphne is going through shit and everyone’s gonna have to dedicate their whole life to fixing it!

• Bryson laying it on THICC this morning I know dats rightttt😛😛😛

• No seriously why ze fook are we helping them with their issues? I need these people to go back to university or wherever and take a communication course cuz y’all are clearly lacking.

• Tanya so messy for asking that. Girl you know exactly who tf it is why you lowkey telling on yourself like that?😭😭😭

• #Raphne is 100% completely done y’all omg! (Bullshit)

• NO YOU WILL NOT!

• Willow is STILL talking as if anybody give af about what she got to say. Someone get this woman a hobby I’m begginggggg.

• I love having bathing suits worth mentioning now😍

• Ain’t no way they tryna force a argument between me and my partner over this Raf and Daphne mess…bitch.

• WE DONT HAVE TO AGREE ON EVERY SINGLE THING TO BE IN SYNC THATS NOT HOW COUPLES OR HUMANS WORK!

• Talk less sir.

• Why is there always some of the girls trading jealous looks when it comes to this challenge. The point is to literally kiss everyone and y’all still be getting salty, get over it??? Maybe I’m just crazy but I would literally not care.

• Once again Willow is putting on a show for her imaginary friends and nobody in the real world is gagging.

• Wow, now all of a sudden we don’t know how to kiss each other properly because we couldn’t help another couple stop arguing over fucking sheets😕

• How am I having more chemistry with Raf than my own man? God help us.

• Omg Evan came back for me y'all😍😍😍😍😍

• Paying gems magically brings back chemistry to our couple I guess.

• Girl you deserve a 10 backwards.

• That joke bullshit…BOO! CORNY! LAME! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

• Bryson real lucky he’s cute or I wouldn’t allow him to be acting like a 12 year old about his feelings.

• #Raphne is back together woohoo! (They’re literally gonna break it off again as soon as Daphne founds out bout Raf’s crush)

• Don't force me to have a moment with her ew! That ho is NOT my friend.

• There’s quite literally no reason to speak to everyone about the recoupling. NO REASON!

• Outfit time!🤩

• Eat! Eat! Eat!

• Thought Bryson was finna ask us to be his girlfriend right then and there ugh I need him to hurry up.

• CAN YOU ALL LEAVE US THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ALONE LIKE GODDAMN????

• Vicky if you can see how close me and Bryson are then why would you…never mind why even ask at this point.

• Bonnie has been trying to get with Tanya since the beginning of time. Girl just give up PLEASE.

• Girl who tf is you-

• Why did we get dressed up just to go speak to 3 people???????????? Chile anyways it’s outfit time AGAIN✨

• EAT! EAT! EAT!

• LMAOOOO she's such a loser I almost feel bad...almost.

• Uma you know good and well you meant to record them boys fighting. Fuck outta here with that excuse💀

• Y'all will not let Jake REST oh my goodness.

• Oooo y’all the way Bryson is fighting for us…kinda feeling butterflies in my stomach and elsewhere🤭🤭🤭

• Everyone here is so delusional when it comes to Tanya holy fuck. Actually no, this happens every season. Why do some of these people think that just because THEY feel a good connection with MC that automatically means she wants them? Like baby that’s not how this works…

• Oh Bryson don't end half of the villa like that-

• Daphne don’t ask me if I think you and yo man gon make it niece you don’t want my answer to that lmao.

• 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

• Why y’all ain’t make us do a surprise dumping so we could get Willow out? WHY IS SHE STILL HERE SHE LITERALLY HAS NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE NOW????

• Oh I can tell you how! First, we're gonna walk in there and start marveling at every single thing in the room, specifically the bed, even though we've already been in there. Then, bet y'all won't see this coming, we're gonna find a box filled with naughty things😱😱😱 After that, we get to work and all that can be registered is the feeling of our partner's soft lips and how their hands caress our body in every place possible and then after a while we both reach our climax at the same time. Then our partner says they love us blah blah blah, we get some text about what's happening tomorrow and it's prolly the baby challenge or something equally stupid and ridiculous, and then we cuddle up and go to bed.

• If everything I just said is in next week's hideaway scene, everyone who likes this post owes me $10. I'm just playing, we all know everything I said is definitely happening. Keep your money💖

#y’all they losing me it’s time to wrap this season up #litg #love island the game #litg s7 #litg season 7 #litg stick or twist #litg mc #litg bryson #litg willow #litg daphne #litg rafael #litg uma #litg bonnie #litg travis #litg vicky #litg evan

[ramblingsofafanatic]

I want so badly to ask about all your kalluzeb WIPs, but ima pick three so I don't overwhelm-

Adoption Fic

Autistic!Kallus

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Are you okay?

Oooo, those are a good three choices, okay. We'll go down the list: Adoption fic: As the title may suggest, its about Zeb and Kallus looking into adopting some kits after retiring to Lira San. Kallus is overly stressed and worried as the date of their appointment at the adoption agency gets closer, Zeb is trying to calm him down while being equally worried about his own ability to care for children. But they both just need reminders that like, they did in fact talk this through and plan everything at length and they just need to relax a little.

"What if I mess up? What if-" Kallus starts again before being cut off. "Of course you'll mess up, I'll mess up too. Think that's part of being a parent. But we're here, we're gonna try and most importantly we're gonna love that kit like no tomorrow." Zeb says. He had this talk with Hera already when she was expecting Jacen and was worried about being a single mother, especially to a child that may end up force sensitive like his father.

Autistic!Kallus:

Okay so this one is about Kallus struggling a bit from loosing structure and rules the empire provided and having to deal with the new chaos (i also still have a note here at the top of the file about you wanting to be tagged in it when it's done and posted)

I enjoy a lot of content that has military-esque set-ups and so i tend to think about how nice those structured environments must be - I mean the strict schedule, the exact rules for social engagement, the same plain food everyday? Sounds absolutely wonderful to my autistic little heart.

Despite how much Kallus hated it, he does miss some things about the Empire. He would never return of course, he doesn’t regret his decision to become fulcrum and definitely doesn’t regret his decision to leave after he was found out. But that doesn’t stop him from missing certain aspects of it. The routine, the guidelines, the uniform, he misses those aspects of it. There was even a literal rulebook for socialization! All these things put Kallus at ease and it was an environment that he did really well in. The rebellion work is stressful on it’s own for the average rebel, but most of them are still able to thrive in the chaos. Kallus likes the work part of it, the intelligence work on base is the perfect mix of interesting, engaging and challenging. Life on base, however, is where Kallus starts to struggle a bit.  Well, Kallus thinks he is coping well enough - he tries to keep some sort of day to day routine, and at least no one blinks an eye at him wearing the same two to three outfits over and over again since the rebellion isn’t really a place where one can have an extensive wardrobe. He’s also lucky enough to not have any roommates here on base.

are you okay? Guilty as charged, this is another sick fic (i don't know how many i have posted but my god do i have so many wips and ideas about sick fics). So Zeb is away on mission and Kallus is at home, Zeb calls him to check up and Kallus sounds absolutely miserable and audibly sick over the phone and Zeb starts to worry about him like the loving Husband he is.

Kallus picks up the call after 3 pings, “Garazeb?” “Are you ok? You sound like you’ve been gargling glass.” “Hello to you too.” Kallus says, before Zeb can hear coughing.

#wip game #i need to start writing again ahhhhhh #thank you so much for the ask!! i love talking about my wips!!

[giggasnap]

(SPOILERS FOR FIONNA AND CAKE EP 9 AND 10)

live thoughts as I watch the episode

LSP spaghetti guts? Ew

SIMON INSIDE THE FUCKING FRIDGE WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT??? PENNYWISE HEAD ASS

oh thank God it was a dream. Maybe

oh no. I can already tell cake being magic is gonna fuck everything up

Gary and Marshall wholesome yaoi

Fionna you sound and look insane

MY BABYGIRL THE LICH WHAT ARE YOU PRAYING TO HONEY

SIMON WHY WOULD YOU KICK HIM

The lich is kind of pretty okay I won't even lie. He can be a little pretty. Also this is the most he's ever spoken

AHHH HES SO COOL I KNEW IT I KNEW HE WASNT SATISFIED KILLING EVERYTHING

I love you Mister Lich also what is that weird black box on your chest. Oh no.

HOLY SHIT WHAT. BRO GOT CUBED???? FREE MY MAN!!!!!

Simon I think you might die dude

Aw I remember shermy and beth

Uhm. What. I mean I guess that makes sense for Betty to do but also what. Also I'm still hung up on the lich cubes all around Golbetty can we like address that

Scarab I think you are going to suffer a horrific fate my guy

I was right

CAKE YOU ARE SCARING THE GAYS

"I would still date you if you were a vampire" we know dude we know

SIMON CANNOT DO "ANYTHING" BRO IS STRUGGLING TO MATERIALIZE RIGHT NOW

Shermy Simon is cute

PRISMO!!!!

I just keep wondering where all of this is going

oh fuck the book failed

LSP NOOO

EPSIODE 9 ENDS LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK

literally one last episode and then its over. What. I'm scared

Guys. I think we are fucked. I dunno though.

Oooo animation is cool

This is neat but what is actually occuring right now

CHOOSE GOOSE!????

WAIT PAWN SWAN???

"get outta here!" Omg

THE MIDDLE FINGER??? OKAY

Simonshermy maybe we should just go visit BMO and see if he has the crown. That seems more plausible than whatever we're doing here.

WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY ARE YOU PUKING BLUE.

"he's hot" Marshall. There are bigger things to worry about but also valid

Scarab petty as hell but we've known that

aw perry is neat

NO PERRY

"our post office! That was our oldest building" FIONNA stop this I'm going to tear up

"go cake!" "Love you, fi!" GUYS THEYRE ADORABLE

Nova and Casper are obviously Simon and Betty parallels somehow. I feel it.

I knew it. Which will you choose.

Oh my god. Simon is having a realization.

"Nova was obsessed with Casper" "but I thought they were in love" "they were! But it wasn't exactly on equal footing." Oh my god everyone shut up while I cry for three billion years.

Oh no. Simon will do something. What is he going to do Im scared.

Bye ash. Also fuck ash in all universes

Gary. Bruh

MARSHALL NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!!!

Simon please bro don't do anything too extreme I'm scared he'll kill himself high-key

I WILL START SOBBING. NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fionna and cake about to get vaporized

SIMON FUCKING BANSHEE SCREECHING. THE ONLY THING THAT GETS THIS GUY FIRED UP HIS IS BABIES GETTING MESSED WITH HIS BABIES BEING FINN FIONNA OR MARCELINE

so does this count as a golbetty wish or a Prismo wish

SCARAB WHAT THE FUCK

VAMPIRE WORLD FINN!!!

GIANT BUFF FIONNA LETS GOOOO

Simon getting actual therapy yes

#fionna and cake

[visceravalentines]

OOOO fic writing asks yippee!! How abouuuuut 13, 20, and 32 💜

you got it my dude!!

13. Do you outline your fics? How much of a headache would someone get if they just looked at an outline of yours without reading the fic?

i do not outline unless i'm deluding myself re: a multichapter fic. and then it's just a numbered list of plot points that fizzles out halfway through lkjdlskfj. yikes

20. What’s your favorite part about the fanfiction writing process?

i love the rare occasions when you sit down and the whole idea in your head just appears on the paper like magic, so fast, so perfect, and you're like WOW this is so easy and great!! i also love when you have slogged through that mfer. beaten the horse to a PULP. hit post bc you just can't stand the sight of it anymore. you can never read it again. you have it fuckin memorized by this point. fuck this fic. and then............you go back to it three hours later and read it and you're like...........alright this is fine. i like this actually. good job me. both are good. fruits of your labors or whatever

32. Copy and paste your top three favorite lines/jokes/sentences you’ve ever written. What fics do they come from?

oh boy what a gift you have given me!! it was hard to narrow it down sldkfjlsdkjf. putting in a cut for everyone's sake

from fever dream:

The night is wet in your nose. One hundred million insects scream to God.

i just love this line. i can hear the sound of it in my head, the dull roar of so many bugs. the desperation of a small, insignificant creature demanding answers from a creator who has forgotten about them. it's such a short, throwaway line, but i love it.

from these violent delights:

You craned your head back, sightless. You would never leave this room. You would run. You had to run. But you would forever be here, on the floor, licking a mess of blood and saline off your lips, his hair sticky under your hand. ... Limping, wearing one shoe, cradling your sliced hand to your chest, you started down the road. The stars were incredible overhead. It was a clear and beautiful night. All you could see were fluorescents.

augh. ough. it hurts me every time. regret. immediate, irrevocable regret. the visceral pain of doing something you had to do and wanted to do and wish you'd never done. a split second of action, and now you're never leaving that moment again. i can taste it i can feel it i can see it. devastates me.

and from solicitation my goofy beloved:

“What are you gonna give me if I let you cum inside?” “A million dollars,” he said immediately. “Are you for real? Two million dollars.”

slkdjflskdjf idiot idiot idiot. this cracks me up every time. if men could speak this is what they would say. murph connors you shining golden angel boy. always in my heart fr

#asks #ace-of-hearts-and-spades #amazing picks tysm for letting me go nuts!!!

[milokissa707]

Weak 1 wttt/wttsh headcanon post, this one’s about Louisiana by a local.

Louisiana and Maine got in a small scrap when they first met because of lobsters. At first Louisiana said it was a large Crawfish(if he actually thought it was one or he was just messing around is up to you) and then it devolved into the time old argument of how to say Crawfish. I’m telling you, somebody who is born and raised in the state of Louisiana, that Carw-Fish, not Crayfish, but crawdad is accepted. Anyways, there are other things that they have gotten into arguments about due to the difference of the French.

Louisiana points to a raccoon: Oooo, un chaoui! (a raccoon, Louisiana French)

Maine, absolutely confused, so he switches to English: What did you just say? Why are you pointing to that raccoon?

For those who do not know Louisiana French has basically compiled West African Spanish, and indigenous American languages, and just kind of threw them together very violently.

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He’s Louisiana Creole (this also includes Cajuns if you didn’t know, there used to not be a real big distinction between the two, it’s a complicated thing).

A small historical thing for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_Creole_people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creoles_of_color

The term Créole was originally used by the Louisiana French to distinguish people born in Louisiana from those born elsewhere, thus drawing a distinction between Old-World Europeans and Africans from their Creole descendants born in the New World. The word is not a racial label and does not imply mixed racial origins—people of any race can and have identified as Louisiana Creoles.

This is one of the older definitions of the creole identity. It has been shunned and forcibly erased because of racism specifically from White Creoles and the americanization of Louisiana from Anglo-American ideals. Racism is a very big problem and I wish that I could shake people and maybe even kill a few. We must acknowledge the discrimination and segregation of people of colour(of all backgrounds) in Louisiana and throughout its history. Also let’s not forget the colonization of indigenous groups done by the US, France, Spain,and Creoles. We must not forget the disgusting and horrible actions we have done and must take actions to mend these deplorable and horrific things we have done! “ But blah blah nonsense that is just racism” shut the fuck up I will kill you, I can kill the alligator I can kill you. Anyways, this is also my small reminder that we should not focussed on just the Cajun identity and just stops teaching fucking Parisian French in our schools and that we should focus on our own stuff not whatever the fuck Paris is doing.

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He is definitely a Creole of colour, he’s specifically a Gens de couleur libres (free persons of color) if you want to learn more about this look at the Creole of colour Wikipedia page,you can try to fight me on this I WILL WIN🙂! He was also a grands habitants (a Creole aristocrat, aka this boy got MONEY). I actually think he still has a lot of the money but chose to live more down to earth and rarely, if at all, uses it. Because to be honest, a good amount of us in Louisiana are poor. Anyways, thank God for Mississippi.

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We know from canon that he uses CajVE(Cajun Vernacular English), no that’s not just a “Louisiana accent”. I mean he does have a Louisiana accent, but what most people think is a “Louisiana accent” is just CajVE. If you can see I am a bit annoyed by this whole thing (not at Ben he is giving us amazing representation). Most of the time you see this done badly(CRIMINAL MINDS😡) by having a character from NoLa using CajVE when NoLa has its own Vernacular English(sometimes called the Yat accent, to me it is closer to a NYC accent). Like are there people in NoLa that use CajVE, yes of course, but if you’re character’s hole family has lived in NoLa since the beginning of colonization why in hell are they using a different vernacular dialect of English. Sorry about that tangent but anyway we have multiple Vernacular English, mostly because of the Americanization of Louisiana. He also can probably speak all of the little variations of Louisiana French.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_Creole

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajun_English

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Orleans_English

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I think he has long hair, but not really long, probably around his shoulders. If you have been anywhere in the deep south it is hot and humid and even when I lived there I was impressed about people who have long and thick hair, bro like are you ok? Look, just give him Lafayette’s hair from Hamilton and yeah you should get it.

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I am torn between if he is just a Catholic who practices Voodoo, or if he just practices Hoodoo.But honestly, that doesn’t really matter when it comes up to this next part. He still definitely has a name that follows Catholic tradition. For those who don’t know you are supposed to have at least one part of your name that is also a Saint’s name. I think he would be named after Hubert of Liege (said like A-Bert though, because French and like the patron st of hunting… and rabies), but there are like so many st so yeah. That would probably be his middle name. For his first I really like any name like Lou, Loui, Louis because well it fits and I actually know like 7 people named something along those lines. For his last name probably Landry, Fontenot, Guidry, Boudreaux. I kind of want to throw magnolia in there, maybe it’s Latin clasificacion. I know it says that he practises voodoo, this is a headcannon so yeet!

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He’s either psychic, or he can talk to ghosts, maybe even both. I’m not religious by any means, but the whole state of Louisiana is haunted.  I lived in the suburbs and I lived relatively close(less than a mile) away from some families personal graveyard. Even in my little small town, you could find places that almost everybody could agree upon that “Yeah, somethings a little bit off there”. I’m not saying this in a bad way, not completely at least, it’s just what it is. Like I said, I’m not religious (not anymore) nor am I particularly a spiritual person(even though, yeah, I’m a pagan). When I tell you, I have seen shit that I cannot explain by science that I’ve heard shit from people that I cannot explain by science. I tell you the entire state of Louisiana, maybe not the north but at least the south is haunted as hell I’m not joking. It’s important to our culture to. A lot of people here(the majority of the state population) is Catholic and our saints and ghost stories are very important to us. You don’t have to believe in the supernatural. I don’t even know if I fully do, but I can admit to you when I have seen things that I cannot explain.  If you’re interesting about what I saw in with my experience have been super ask. 

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I think he probably use and practises with tarot cards. It might shock you that even still a lot of people in Louisiana both people who are solely Catholic and people who practice voodoo use tarot. I associate tarot with my home. I was taught by my grandmother when I was younger, remember her teaching me all the cards in their meaning . Some of my dearest memories of New Orleans is walking around the French quarter in front of  The St. Louis Cathedral (even more reasons I wish to call this man Louis) and gazing into the crystal balls, tarot cards, and crystals booths lined up in front of the cathedral. Maybe it’s because of my very strong connection to it but I cannot imagine Louisiana not doing it at least once in his life. It always shocked a lot of people especially ones who are not Catholic when I tell them that Louisiana has a strong history with Tarot. 

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Turn on my ideas for Cryptid Louisiana, it’s more specifically local stuff comparative to giant bird alligator monster.

Rougarou- I grew up on stories of this, I remember my Ma (my great grandmother, who was born in I think 1920 and spotted French and had scars from when her teacher would hit her for speaking French instead of English) tell me stories of naughty little Catholics getting eaten alive. Rougarou it’s like a weird dog, werewolf, I’ve heard alligator thrown in there sometime creature that comes and get you if you’re bad. It’s never really specified how one becomes a Rougarou or how they transform(or even if they do at all) but unlike werewolves, they are not limited to being transformed under the full moon. Hell they’re not even limited to it being night.  it’s probably one of the most well-known folklores out of Louisiana, stinking rolling and even supernatural have mentioned, and had episodes about it. Sold 6/10, probably only that high because of nostalgia.

1 New Site thing 

2 Wikipedia 

Vampire- I don’t remember who made the art of it I know someone has, yeah vampires. Shockingly we have them if you watch the origins, you probably know that. This also links back to a good story about one of our favourite vampires! 8/10

 Ghost- nothing one specific just a GHOST ! 4/10

Honey island swamp monster- I’m gonna be very blunt here. I don’t like this one and the next one I’m gonna talk about is in my opinion is better than this, but I digress. I don’t like Bigfoot but sometimes he’s also like part alligator. Eh 4/10 next one’s better

Letiche!- Boys I finally get to talk about it, this is the original OG honey island swamp monster. A combination of Cajun-Creole and Native American folklore this shit fit him this shit is my favourite creature that we have. Sometimes it’s described as the soul of an illegitimate unbaptized infant, or a human child raised by alligators. This monster haunts the swamps of Louisiana and capsizes boat(or just messing with them) or attacking people. 10/10

“There are two different origin stories for this monster. The first, more commonly accepted theory is that Letiche are the souls of unbaptized children who have passed away, cursed to linger in the unforgiving swamps and bring havoc to the area. The second story has roots in Native American mythology. The legend goes that a child was taken by swamp alligators and raised as one of their own. Over time, the Letiche developed the qualities of an alligator. So while he may still maintain some features of a man, such as walking upright and having human hands and feet, his life in the swamps among the alligators has caused him to develop many reptillian characteristics. This includes a green hued hide, not unlike that of an alligator, and of course, a set of sharp, lethal teeth”

the artis

If you wish to read more folktales from Louisiana, here you go, here’s some links, you can usually function from here

Jean Lafitte

Abita Mystery House in Abita Springs, Louisiana

Bonnie and Clyde Gas Station in Gibsland, Louisiana

Feu Follet

Jones–Liddell feud

Gris-gris (if you were wondering what he meant by that)

Marie Laveau, I don’t even truly need to link stuff for her or you can just look her up. You could buy books about her. 

Chicken Chase

I do hope you enjoyed my borderline deranged rambling about my state, feel free to use this for whatever! I very much encourage (I’m begging you) to make fanfiction and Fanart of this.

#wttt #wttsh #wttt headcanons #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt louisiana #wttsh louisiana #my home state #my blorbo #or beloved #wttt cryptid #cryptid #cryptid states #I beg of you to make this #into fanfiction #or fanart #it is welcome to please do it actually that’s for all my post but please please do it for this one I need more representation of my culture

[nightcrawlerzincorporated]

Hiii I just wanted to add to the Roller Rink conversation! You touched on most of the major points but I also hate Dennis's characterization because they specifically make it a point in High School Reunion to say that Dennis has always referred to himself as the Golden God and inflate his own ego, and also deny his involvement with Mac and Charlie at all costs. They make it seem like he's besties with Mac and Charlie even though we know canonically he's always been terrible to them! Idk that's just something that bothers me

Oooo, yes more Roller Rink discourse! Thank you!

I don't think Dennis acting more soft in this episode contradicts him being an asshole and calling himself a Golden Gold in the past, personally. He's always been mercurial and as I said in my first post, to me it makes sense that he's acting more put together because he feels like this is the first chance he's gotten to impress his dad. He's being on his best behavior because he thinks that's how he can win Frank's love. And by Dee Sinks in a Bog, he has the realization that he and Frank have a better relationship now that Dennis has embraced the evil in him, and he's long since realized that Frank could have never loved the softer parts of him anyway.

The Mac and Charlie stuff I've never seen anyone bring up--that's an interesting point! I hope you won't begrudge my disagreement, haha. While it is canon that Dennis tried to pretend he wasn't friends with Mac and Charlie in high school to try and seem cool, it's also canon that he always hung out with them anyway when he thought no one was looking. He was awful to them and avoided them in front of others to save face, but he's never pretended they weren't friends when they were alone together, as far as I remember. Plus, if I'm reading the timeline correctly, Roller Rink is set right after Dennis graduates college, so there's been at least four years of distance from high school and the people there who Dennis was trying to impress by pretending to hate Mac and Charlie. It makes sense to me that Dennis would be acting like Mac and Charlie are his best friends, because in truth they are, and there isn't anyone around that Dennis wants to impress by pretending that isn't true.

And because it's Roller Rink there's the whole "this is a story the guys are telling so who knows how much of it is even accurate anyway" mess too lol.

Thank you for sharing your perspective!

#ask #soe leo #glenn howerton ships macdennis #the gang buys a roller rink #⭐

[gavinsmg24]

This is my BCS season 2 post! Ep 1

It’s gene again! Cinnabon slow music hehe

Aweee trapped in the trash area. Doesn’t want the police. Hmph!

Almost 3 hours until trash guy comes!! Hmph!

SG was here hehe🙈

Cuddle me while we watch! Mmm! So warm and cozy. Imma nibble your ear! Okay okay ill watch! But only if you let me grab your belly and tits! 😖

Back to Jimmy. Oh! He did go inside and talked to them! Even said no! Geez!

Oh my god 😂 mikes client. The wild ass car. Playuh as the plates. No way this ends well for this dude 😵‍💫

Nacho looked at his info! He’s fuckeddd

Convincing Kim to chat up this stocks guy oooo

No way! All that and they get the shots Jimmys way! Wow!

Score! So many shots and the stock guy pays! Hehe!

Fun but can he really live like that! Ooooh Kim kiss! 🙈

Lmaooo they’re fun and cute! Brushing teeth with finger. Would that be us baby hehe. Still playing and messing with each other 🙈

Cops at nerdy guys place. Uh oooh.

Back to the lazy pool hehe

Oooh Jimmy calling the law firm back!

Warm welcome for him :,) I could cry!

Company cars! Changing our?! Wow! Crazy! Nice desk too! Let’s be lawyers princess! Hehe I know it’s a show and some stuff is prolly blown outta proportion. Anyways. Jimmy getting in good! 😖

There’s a fireplace! Wow! What’s this weird switch! Uh oh! Hmmm what did it do? Wow! What a way to end the episode! A switch cliff hanger 😝

I’ll read your season two comments at some point. Along with all the other stuff. I love you sweetie

[astaroth1357]

Brothers React to a Demigod MC 

So, I've gotten some interest to do a Brothers follow-up to a previous request of mine (Undateables React to a Cute, Badass MC), however, I've thus far refused to write one. Honestly, this HC actually plays on a trope I personally dislike and had it not been a request I would have never done it to start with. I just can't see any reasonable way a non-magic human can beat a bunch of demons, I just can't, and that hinders my imagination quite a bit. …But someone who’s not so human? That I can get behind. Fair warning, I grew up with the Percy Jackson series so that’s going to paint quite a bit of how I see modern demigods. Ready for things to get super-ultra fanfic-y for a bit?

Intro:

The day to kidnap bring the exchange students to the Devildom has finally come and the demons have all gathered in the Council Room to open their portal to the human world. Really, things started without a hitch - the portal opened with and their future student dropped down out of it and landed on the floor… before they suddenly leapt up, pulled out a weapon, and lunged at them!

… This isn’t your normal human, it is?

Lucifer

Oh Devil, this couldn’t have been any farther than what they wanted… They were looking for a human and they managed to pull out a halfling! A divine halfling no less!! Why wasn’t this in their file?!

Look, Lucifer might not be on good terms with his father, but even he knows he had it better than any children of the pagan gods… The levels of petty vindictiveness that run through that bunch are literally the stuff of legends...

After he and Barbatos were able to restrain the MC before they hurt themselves or anyone else, Diavolo explained everything to them and gave them a pardon for attacking the Demon Prince on sight… After they identified themselves and their parentage, Lucifer knew they were in for some shit…

He and Diavolo had to iron out an apology letter to their godly parent for days just to keep from saying anything that could accidentally cause a second Troy or worse... It was a mess...

But on the bright side, the “human” came pre-prepared for fighting monsters and demons, which honestly took a bit of a load off his shoulders. That’s less responsibility for Mammon - and in his experience, the less responsibility Mammon has, the better things usually turn out.

… Though their ability to actually hold their own in a fight did make things complicated sometimes - like whenever he was their perceived opponent... 

He wasn’t expecting to have to manage a being that was actually capable of meeting him toe-to-toe on the battlefield and it did hinder his intimidation factor to some degree…It was hard to be threatening to someone who’s likely faced worse than you could ever offer.

In the end it probably worked out for the best, as a live exchange student is better for Diavolo than a dead one - but man did it get on his nerves until they made their pact together… Be scared of him, dammit!

Mammon

The first time he tried to threaten the human, they straight up pulled out a weapon and looked like they were ready to whip his ass!! Didn’t they know he wasn’t being serious?? 😫

He really didn’t know why he had to be on babysitting duty, anymore... This huma-er demigod could handle themselves just fine!

When he first ditched them with Levi, he later found out they managed to cleanly toss his brother over their head and make a break for it all by themselves! And Levi’s no pushover either!!

Later, he saw them getting ambushed on their way back from school and they soundly knocked out about five demons before he even caught up to them… and he’s, like, fast and stuff… 

Their strength is kind of unreal at times, but he could tell they were still far from a mindless killing machine. They were more or less a normal person, they had wants and dreams like anybody else, but they just happened to be a long stronger than the average mortals around them. 🤷‍♀️

After he eventually got to know them and a bit about how their life worked, he felt a little bad for them... Who wants to be hunted down just for being born?

After learning about their struggles, Mammon ended up resolving to help keep them safe (even if a part of him knew they didn’t need him that much).

I mean, if the whole world’s against you, then you can use all the help you can get... right?

Leviathan 

Levi found out exactly one thing about them within the first two minutes of meeting them… their reflexes were killer.

After Mammon ditched them on Day One, he tried to drag the human to his room to tell them his genius plan but they broke out of his grip and threw him flat on his back like was just second nature! 

He was stuck on the ground for a full minute, trying to process what just happened, while they ran off into the House all alone…

Did he just get tossed around… by a human?? Was he really that pathetic!?!

Finding out later that they were actually half-god certainly helped out his self-esteem because, man, if he had lost so easily to a human of all things... He might have just never left his room again…

Levi pretty much kept his distance from them until they finally made a pact together and then he discovered that the MC wasn’t so scary after all. If he’s being honest, being in the same house as a demigod was actually kind of cool...! 

Like, it was almost exactly the plot of the show: “Wait, I Thought I Was the Son of a Pagan God So What Am I Doing in a Christian Hell??” but their MC seemed to know a lot more about fighting than the protagonist of that show ever did…

Plus, because he never had to worry about their safety, he had even more excuse to never leave his room. Win-win!

Satan

A demigod, eh…? He had done plenty of research into human world mythologies in his spare time, frankly he thought the old gods had died out - but it seems they were still up and kicking… and making babies for whatever reason? Horny bastards...

Satan's original interest in the MC was purely academic. It’s not everyday that you get to meet someone of such a unique heritage and he fully intended to learn if all the legends about their greatness were true… and well...

He could say that the MC was certainly different than how he pictured humans being. He’d never met very many before, but from what he could gather they were a weak race that really got by on wit and persistence… However, nothing about the MC was weak.

Their aptitude for combat was surprisingly sharp, both in skill and reflexes. He had once blown up at them in anger and not only did they dodge his swipes but they got in a good few hits themselves with a nearby lamp… He never once thought a mortal could give him a black-eye but, somehow, they pulled it off. 🤷‍♀️

Combine their physical skill with what magical gifts were granted to them by their godly-half and they were a force to be reckoned with… Even Solomon seemed to hesitate and think more about his actions around them (which is saying something for a sorcerer of his strength).

It’d be fair to say a part of him grew to respect the MC long before they ever made their pact and that respect only grew afterwards. If he had to be bound to any master, human or otherwise, he’d rather it be one that he could right about consider an equal not only as a friend, but in strength as well.

Asmodeus 

A demigod…? Oooo, he hadn’t come across one of those since he bedded Aeneas all those centuries ago… Such a gorgeous man, got all his looks from his mother~! 🤭

Asmo was probably the most interested in their godly heritage, but it felt like he was treating them like a zoo exhibit for a while… Something pretty and new to look at, but not exactly someone he wanted to know personally...

He openly and readily admitted that watching their little demigod in action got him hot and bothered (or well, more hot and bothered than usual ) but it didn’t take him to see they weren’t interested at the time…

He decided that he just had to have a pact with them after they saved him from Henry 1.0! It was before he noticed the giant snake and he was lurching back to strike, but the human swept in to knock him out of the way. They probably could have made mince meat of the creature themselves if Levi weren’t begging for them to spare his former pet...

Post-pact Asmo treated them with a lot more respect… but also still fanboyed over their fighting skills hardcore. 

Like, their body had to be fit to keep up with all those monsters, right?? What was their training routine? Could he watch?? Oh please say he can watch!! He just can’t get enough of that fighter’s physique…! 😍

Beelzebub 

So… the human isn’t a human but only part human? And the other part is a god? Does that make them any sturdier than normal humans…? Call him curious…

Beel was probably one of the few brothers who was legitimately weary of the MC from the beginning… He can get a certain feel for a person pretty quickly and something about them just felt…frankly, kind of dangerous.

But they also intrigued him a little… Beel’s used to being one of the strongest demons in any room he walks into (not a boast, just a fact) so for him to get that feel from a mortal was pretty impressive. A part of him just wanted to test them… you know?

So. He did. He asked them to help him train his martial arts one day and even with his awareness, he was not expecting the results that he got.

The MC was strong. Very strong. They were not only able to keep up with him and dodge his blows, but they were able to predict his moves and counterattack in kind. They didn’t even need to tell him that they had actually been fighting for their life for years, he could tell. They had a skill you don’t get from practice matches...

After that point, the two would go to each other to train and keep their skills sharp… but also just to spar for fun. Their fighting styles made a pretty good match and they bonded pretty damn quick because of it. 

If anime tells us anything, when you find a good fight buddy, you stick with them. Even if one’s part god and the other is a demon. 🤷‍♀️ 

Belphegor 

A demigod is still human enough to hate, sorry MC. Not that he knew about their godly heritage at first…

Really, he should have been a little more suspicious of how easily they seemed to take to life in the Devildom... Weren’t demons supposed to scare humans? Why did they seem so comfortable down here...?

His confirmation only came when he tried to enact the final part of “Use the MC to Escape the Attic!” plan and take their life to seal the deal… but oh boy, was he outclassed real quick… 

The MC had already socked him in the jaw by the time he got his full demon form out and then they threw him across the room by the tail… the TAIL!! And it hurt like a bitch, too!! Even during the full blown fight that followed, he could tell they were holding back and it pissed him off something fierce...!

Why was the MC so strong?!? Humans weren’t supposed to be strong!!!

His brothers heard all the commotion and the Lilith confrontation ended up happening up in the attic between a somewhat beat-up Belphie and a barely-scratched MC. Had Beel not come to his defense on instinct, it might have turned out worse for him in all honesty… Something about that human just wasn’t right…

He only found out about their god-half after everything settled down and he promised not to try killing them again (not that anyone thought he could...) and that put some things into perspective. So the Lastborn Ruler of Hell isn’t as strong as one mortal demigod…? Ouch. Okay, fine then... Whatever...

He does think it’s too bad he missed them beating the crap out of the rest of his brothers, though (minus Beel)... That would have been fun to see. 😔

So I tried to keep this one God-parent neutral, but I’ve upgraded this to its own series! Check it out if you’re interested! 😊

Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #this was pretty fun #another for the fav list

[disappearinginq]

Kacey and Jamie Dutton and also JJ and John B :))

ooo, playing dirty now, eh? My answer in four parts: Kayce Dutton from Yellowstone:

First impression "You're the pretty one - and wow - a lot of people just die around you"

Impression now "Ooo, look at you - the youngest AND the peacemaker and despite you being the one with the most issues, but holy MOTHER OF GOD, DOES TROUBLE FOLLOW YOU"

Favorite moment Hmm. Toss up. I love Kayce, so pretty much every scene with him is a favorite, but probably between him snickering under his breath when Jamie is being Jamie with the tribal police and Rainwater in season 1 and Jamie had to come and pick him up. I mostly like it because Kayce is a very solemn character until then, and while you get that he loves his family, he's not a generally happy person in life right now; and season 4 episode 2 when Kayce trails his father out to the hot springs and lectures him on "If you die on the way home, i am not burying you out here, I'm taking you to the family plot so I can sit on your grave and tell you I told you so".

Idea for a story This is going to count for Jamie too - a fic when they're both younger but post Evelyn's death and before Jamie leaves for college, they go out riding to get Kayce's mind off the funeral and the memory of his mom dying in his arms, except (because it's me) Jamie gets injured and Kayce has to deal with the trauma of having a loved one almost die in front of him again.

Unpopular opinion That he and Jamie are the only Dutton siblings who actually seem to like each other; and while Kayce is an awesome character and I love him, he does not think things through most of the time

Favorite relationship :-D Him and Jamie, and probably him and Tate. I would've liked to see him and Lee a bit more

Favorite headcanon That Kayce had to join the military to figure out that his childhood falls under "traumatic" and "emotionally and physically abusive" Jamie Dutton from Yellowstone:

First impression Wes Bentley! YAY! Followed shortly by "you're the smart one, and I will love you - it is decided"

Impression now I think finding out that he's adopted was the best thing that could've happened to Jamie - between deciding that it was part of the reason why John always treated him different, and knowing now that John was never going to let him run the ranch (even though he's the only one who seems to have a clue how it's run on all fronts, not just cows and horses), and I just want him to have a good life with his chosen family. I like that as the super smart one with the most "fancy" to him, he still likes being in the bunkhouse, he doesn't treat the "help" like anything other than equal people, he likes doing the day to day, and I think he would prefer running a ranch over being a lawyer. And to me, that's really cemented in there when he buys his own place and his bio dad tells him to get 4 wheelers instead of horses and Jamie looks a little crushed and is like "it's not ranching without horses".

Favorite moment Oooo, hmmm. Probably in the fourth episode of season 4 when Kayce comes to him for help tracking down the info for the guy who put the hit on the Duttons and Kayce tells him "I love you" and Jamie says it back, looking a little stunned that Kayce still feels like they're family. Runner ups: when he is introduced and tells the state to fuck off for trying to declare eminent domain against the Yellowstone, and that if they want to build, build up; and when he meets his kid.

Idea for a story Same as the one for Kayce; possibly one where I try and decide what John did to him to make him the only Dutton kid convinced John would kill him if he messed up.

Unpopular opinion If we're going to rank bad things that characters on the Yellowstone have committed, Jamie falls into the 'least bad' category. I mean, I think Kayce killed four people in the first two episodes. Beth (I love her, but she is a deeply flawed human wrecking ball who is a modern Antigone and as selfish as they come) ruins peoples' lives for funsies. Rip kills people and throws them off the side of cliffs. The entirety of the bunk house lynches people (more than once). Don't get me wrong - I am totally onboard for 99% of their actions. I just think it's kinda unfair to say Jamie is the worst for something he did when he was a kid, and for being the only one who feels guilty for the one person he killed. (wow. that's a lot of murder in a family).

Favorite relationship Him and Kayce. I love them. And I have a sneaky suspicion that I will love Jamie and his son, because Jamie looks so disbelievingly happy when the mom hands the baby to him.

Favorite headcanon Either John did something horrific, or Jamie witnessed something horrific that made Jamie think/understand that Jamie was expendable and that he is truly afraid for his life around John, because Jamie doesn't stand up to his dad at all and physically runs from him when John is angry. John B. from Outer Banks

First impression "You're a himbo"

Impression now "You're definitely a himbo. But goddamn, you're simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest sonofabitch alive."

Favorite moment Any time where he succeeds wildly at not dying just through sheer squirrel-y-ness and dumb luck - like stealing the cruiser from Shoupe. Also possibly the scene in season 1 when he yeets himself on the bike over the chain and lands in the street.

Idea for a story Hmm. Possibly one where he finds out Big John is still alive and just flips shit over everything he has had to do in the last three months to stay alive without his dad.

Unpopular opinion John B can kinda be a shit friend when it comes to picking between the girl or his friends. (but hey - he comes through when it matters)

Favorite relationship Even though I just said he was a shit friend, my favorite relationship is between him and JJ. Because part of what I say probably makes him a shit friend is him just taking JJ for granted - like "Of course JJ is gonna manage to steal his dad's boat so I can flee to Mexico with my girlfriend" because he's known JJ for so long and knows him so well that it's a "Well, duh" moment for him. Because John B is the only one who seems to know JJ is actually stupid smart.

Favorite headcanon John B has decided, even if he does become rich, if his friends don't leave the Cut, neither does he. JJ Maybank from Outer Banks:

First impression "Why hello...."

Impression now The dumbest smart person ever to be written on TV. Yeah, he doesn't know the difference between French and Spanish, but that kid with all of 90 seconds of planning, comes up with a successful prison break for his bestie, and the only thing that really goes wrong is he breaks the wrong person out. With maybe a minute, he comes up with a plan for 5 teenagers to take over an entire tanker ship from adults with guns. And he SUCCEEDS. Except for Rafe, who is the only one to give the Scooby Gang the credit they deserve and gets super suspicious.

Favorite moment Do not ask me why, but it is still the first episode when he gets flipped off the front of the Pogue at high speed and when he bobs to the surface just goes "I think my heels touched my head" as he floats there, and I just...crack up every time I watch it. Second favorite: season 2 when they're in the shipping container and he tells Kie that the only lifer asperation he has is to be a surfer down in South America and live on the beach eating what he can catch. That boy sounds so...wisftul, like he knows it's a pipe dream, even though it's just to be poor somewhere else.

Idea for a story "How JJ First Meets the Pogues" - each time how JJ first meets all of the Pogues, because it's never said who gets them together, JJ or John B, and I like to be contradictory and say it was JJ who found them all.

Unpopular opinion Ummm....is there an unpopular opinion about JJ? I'm not a fan of the woobie-fied view of him in a lot of the fandom where he's just this passive character who needs someone to come and save him. No. JJ is a storm with skin.

Favorite relationship Him and John B - they're brothers without the DNA, and I love that they can get angry at one another and fight and still 100% still be besties.

Favorite headcanon The reason why he hates the cops and doesn't trust them is because CPS has been called on him many, many times, and every time, they return him to his dad where it's worse than before.

#outer banks #jj maybank #john b routledge #outer banks on netflix #yellowstone tv #yellowstone #kayce dutton #jamie dutton #games we play #asks answered

[teenyweenynightghost]

Måneskin Group Chat- Chapter 6

(Ok so now that I fixed the emotional mess that I created I can return to what I do best: chaos and sarcasm<3)

Warnings: Language, photos but not explicit (honestly if you’re browsing THIS side of tumblr ya should be fine)

[Måneskin House] Fri 18:57

D: Why did I just hear Vic scream

T: What?

y/n: He just heard Vic scream

y/n: did you lose your eye sight?

T: Do you have any idea just how suspicious you're acting

Y/n: Oh don't be absurd, I'm just hanging at home with my two Angl-Nubian goats, my perfect and very much alive boyfriend and a dead body

D: A what now

y/n: MY B O Y F R I E N D

y/n: Do i really need to make appointments for you two at the doctor's office? You promised last time that you would do it yourselves

D: Fuck the doctor what do you mean A DEAD BODY

T: A STATEMENT SAID RIGHT AFTER VIC'S SCREAM

y/n: hey remember dami that time she started patting your head while you were sleeping so she could post it on insta

D: OH well then please resume your activities

Y/n: Hm and THomas darling

Y/n: Who loves waking you up by throwing the speaker in your room?

T: A dead body NOw i suppose

Y/n: Glad there are no complaints

V: IS THAT WHAT IT TAKES FOR HER TO WIN YOU OVER

V: YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF VIPERS

D: Yeah but Thomas is the Cobra:D

V: FUCK ALL OF YOU especially YOU Ethan

E: Don't drag me into this

V: no? NO?

D: What did he do

V: Well, let's see, while y/n had me strapped to a chair and looking through my phone laughing her ass off at my clear discomfort, HIS BITCH ASS JUST CAME IN THERE, brushed away her stupid damn hair like 'ewu cuccolina dO yOu WanT SomEthINg to DrInK" ?

V: COMPLETELY IGNORING ME

Y/n: Awww sweetie if you wanted attention you could just ask🙃

V: Oh i'll fucking show you attention

... [cue some time later]

Y/n: Y'all vic has been pretty damn quiet hasn't she

E: NO SHE HAS NOT

D: Oooo whats thAT about

E: Y/n I didn't know you took...pictures

Y/n: oh oho Oh Oh OH OH OH

T: can i not be woken up by screams anymore why in this dirty world did y/n just scream VICTORIAAa as if she was going to kill her

Y/N: OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HER

[switch to DMs between VicDeAngelis and YN]

Y/n: Oh this is how you wanna play you little shit baby

V: Oh well sweetheart, he's your boyfriend- why would he not enjoy that🙃

Y/n: UGH you know you're the only one who's seen them!

V: Oh believe me, I know that puppy

Y/n: oh you're bringing the puppy thing back now huh

V: Well it always made you blush in the prettiest of places

[Switch to Dms between Edgar and YN]

E: IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE

y/n: Nah don't worry

y/n: However Vic on the other side has a LOT to worry about if you know what i mean ;)

E:... threesome?

Y/n: What? No-

Y/n: Oh hold up

E: Im down if you are

Y/n: I might just have an idea

[Switch to DMs between VicDeAngelis and Y/N]

y/n: hey vic, i was trying this new swimsuit on what do you think

V: something is definitely off but im not passing an opportunity of seeing anything ;)

Y/n:

V: you don’t look bad at all puppy;)

y/n: i agree- i also bought this shampoo set which is chocolate scented 

y/n: i literally smell like a dessert

V: i bet you taste like one too

Y/n: well, per ethan’s request, you’re more than welcome to join him in his discovery

V: i’ll be over in 10

... [an impressive amount of time later]

[Måneskin House]

T: which one of you motherfuckers ate all the whipping cream

V: y/n

Y/n: Me? Really? I didn’t even get to taste it

T: 😑

D: what do you me- OOOOOOHOHOHOOHOHOOHOHOH

D: HOOOOO LEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUCKK

D: OMG  youu kinky little bastards

T: what WHAT

D: ETHAN + VIC + Y/N + WHIPPING CREAM

T: OH MY GOD

T: well fucking finally

Y/n: if one more word is uttered about this matter im deleting the group

E: five

T: five?

D: NO FUCKING WAY HOOOOO

T: OMG Y/N FIVE FUCKING TIMES?

Y/n: I will kill you all, individually, and i will do it so slowly you won’t know whether you’re alive or dead

D: kinky

Y/n: DAMIANO I SWEAR TO GOD

Y/N: fuck this im out- ethan go get me an ice pack

E: of course love

D: Damn even an ice pack

T: I never thought i would say this, but i have never been so happy to be so far away from the comfort of my home

E: Yeah two neighbours already came to complain

V: I had the pleasure of dealing with them

D: That thought alone sends shivers through my spine

V: It should

T: Anyway WHO WANTS PIZZA

Y/N: ME BITCH

T: you would think you wouldn’t be so hungry anymore

Y/n: you got the pizza or no man (spoken in a heavily italian accent)

T: hahaha making fun of our accents now huh

Y/n: nooo, me? im a good vagazza

T: OOO we ave imitating edgav now ave we

E: how about no

D: ok so how about someone actually goes and gets the pizza

T: i already ordered it

V: i love how we’re all in the same house yet we aren’t making any efforts of actually talking

y/n: talking is overrated

T: Pizza is hereee

(cue 5 people now transformed into monkeys running to be the first ones there, so that they may remove the little table from the centre of the pizza)

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I swear i didn’t mean to make it dirty, however my hormones are currently on a rollercoaster and that one comment i saw about doing an ethan x reader x vic thing just stayed in my head

Anyway, im gonna try and make a few more chapters today, please send me an ask if you want anything in particular to go down or if you want to be added to my tag list

until then, ciao dearies

@fuckim-so-gay​ @ginny-lily​

#victoria de angelis #damiano david #thomas raggi #ethan torchio #maneskin #måneskin #what the hell even is this

[promisedneverwrite]

Until Dawn

A Vamp! Poppy x Werewolf Bea fic

A retelling of Queen B with added story plot

Tag list: @somewillwin @veenast @stanzoeywade @shows-simp-card @barnibumblr @tragic-tm @baexpoppy @noixngn @ashleyfenner @zeusasterion @captainpowerless @louvmin @maskedalienfreak @thescarycatishere @feliiix @depressedfrenchfry @spoonanarmadillo @amswanmills @frozelemonade  @waterinathermostat @rayvenz3 @wolfietheduckyou @chipo1804 @soft-round-bees @lazynightmareblaze @somin-yin @jiozkiii

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A/N: Might be a little late in uploading the next chapter after this one because I’ll be watching Critical Role. :)

Chapter XIX

Bea sleeps in and wakes later in the late morning greeted by Zoey, Taylor and Penelope who had made her breakfast while she slept. Zoey bounces over from the kitchen and presents her with a cappuccino and soft kiss on the cheek. 

“Good morning, gorgeous.” Bea beames.

“It is now! You guys spoil me too much.”

“I know. And you know what else is incredible?” Zoey shows her the post the T wrote and Bea snorts. 

“It’s what he deserves.” Penelope comments as she sips on her coffee. Taylor nods, eating her omelete. Bea sits next to Taylor at the counter sniffing the plates of food. Bea grins at the omelete decorated with a ketchup smiley face and takes it, shoveling a spoon of it into her mouth with a happy hum. 

“He’s lucky he won't be around long enough for me to get my hands on him.” Zoey rants. Bea smiles, patting her hand and swallowing her food.

“I’m just glad to be rid of him.” Zoey smiles softly at her then grins widely.

“Okay, operation forget Benji is officially underway. We’re all gonna get cute, blow off class, and go for gelato.” Bea raises a brow at her.

“Get cute? Y'all are always cute.” Zoey and Penelope roll their eyes at her and Bea laughs along with Taylor.

“You know what I mean. Get dressed! We’re gonna show The T and everybody that you're coming out of this mess on top.” Bea looks to Penelope and Taylor.

“You guys free?” Penelope pouts

“I still have some work the dean wants me to do.” Bea nods then turns to Taylor.

“I have a date with Benedict.” Bea smiles teasingly. 

“Oooo~.” Bea wiggles her brows as Taylor blushes. Penelope and Taylor leave after saying their goodbyes with Bea giving them hugs.

Bea dresses casually, in a pair of dark jeans and leather jacket over a thin pullover hoodie. As soon as they leave the door they are immediately met with a whole bunch of people just hanging around. Bea notices that Poppy is not among the crowd, strange. 

From among the crowd Ford comes jogging over.

“Oh hey, Bea, are you okay? Heard about the Benji stuff. That’s wild!” Bea was touched, her dude bro came to see her. 

“OMG, yeah, I read all about it on The T! You’re so brave, Bea.” One girl speaks.

“What happened, Bea? We wanna know everything!” The crowd starts throwing questions at her until Zoey steps in.

“Okay, okay, people. I know Bea’s a star, but let’s take it one question at a time!”

“So it really did happen like The T said? Benji actually made a shrine for you?” Trixie asks. 

“Yeah, little shit built this weird statue out of old food and everything, he broke my phone trying to stop me from getting help.” 

“That’s sooo gross.” Bea nods.

“A thing of nightmares… or someone's sleep paralysis demon.” They all collectively shiver at the image.

“Is it true you kicked his ass?” Bea smirked.

“Oh yeah. Poor boy didn’t stand a chance.”

“God, you’re such an inspiration. I’m gonna take up kickboxing because of you.” Bea gives Ohio a thumbs up. More people bombard her with questions and she stays by Zoey’s side leaning a bit on her for support when someone approaches. 

“So, Bea Hughes. The woman of the hour and dare I say the academic year. The people want answers, and I gotta say, I’m personally interested in getting your take on all this, straight from the source.” Bea only blinks and nods slowly at the guy.

“Thomas! Rare to see you in the middle of the drama. Usually you’re curating from afar.” Zoey greets him.

“Uh hi.” Bea greets a bit awkwardly the guy smiles.

“Thomas Stiles, editor of The T. I’ve been looking forward to meeting you.”

“Oh… okay!” Zoey pats her shoulder and sighs. 

“Mind answering a question or two for the blog today? We’d like to know how you’re doing.” Bea looks to Zoey who nods. She looks back at Thomas and nods.

“Sure!”

“Awesome, thanks. Jumping right in… last night must’ve been extremely stressful. Care to tell our reader’s where your head's at?”

“I’m feeling angry, but powerful. To put it bluntly, the world should have its act together by now. Nobody should have to look over their shoulder for the next person who’s gonna harass them. Or pretend like their obsession is a compliment.”

“Damn straight!”

“It’d be a cold day in hell before I let anyone like that weasel their way into my life and try to control it.”

“Yeah, you show’em Bea!” 

“Sounds like Belvoire digs your daily dose of empowerment. One more question. Anyone who isn’t living under a rock has noticed how big of a splash you’ve made this year. You’ve inspired admiration and envy, and found friends, followers, and enemies alike. Any words for those who may doubt you?”

“A word for my haters? Have fun being sad. While you’re busy stewing on your negativity and inferiority complexes. I’m gonna be out living my best life, eating Gelato with my main squeeze.” Bea hugs Zoey to her who laughs hugging her back.

Thomas watches them before he speaks.

“Hey, I’ve got one more thing to run by you, off the record, if you have a minute.” Bea glances at Zoey who shrugs and Bea follows him to a picnic table. “I noticed… Poppy didn’t seem very happy that you were okay.” Bea stayed silent, face passive as he went on. She wasn’t here first of all. She didn’t see what comments were on the T, but Poppy wasn’t one to not say what she felt to a person's face as soon as she heard the news. “I knew she was petty, but to be upset that you weren’t hurt? That’s a whole ‘nother level. I haven't spoken out against her since she almost got me expelled.” 

“Expelled?”

“Let’s just say Poppy and I had a little, uh, ‘spat’ about something I posted a few years back.”

“Hm.”

“I’m technically not allowed to say. Stipulation of keeping my post as editor. But… she’s proven time and time again that she’ll do anything to cut down her enemies. Why should I protect her secrets? And this is big. This dirt could ruin Poppy and her family. You seem like you have the backbone to use it wisely, if you’re interested?” Bea furrows her brow at him. 

“I’ll have to decline. I’m running a bit late for my gelato run, so you’ll have to excuse me.” 

“Oh uh sure. No problem, thanks again for your input for The T.” Bea nods and glomps Zoey with a kiss on the cheek and they go get Gelato and lattes before going to Junior comp.

 They sat in the common room later that night sipping on wine and absently switching channels on the tv. Bea had gotten her new phone delivered and she was in the process of trying to get her memory card out of the old one. She cursed that the thing was so small, as she stuck her tongue out in concentration trying to get it out. Zoey secretly took photos as Bea was concentrating.

“So what did Thomas want to talk to you about?” Bea let out a whoop as she held the tiny thing between her fingers. Now to move it to her new one.

“He was asking if I wanted to know about some dirt he had that could ruin Poppy’s family. I declined.” Bea carefully opens the side part of her phone and then clicks the memory card in place and carefully closes the side.

“Why? This could have put Poppy in her place.” Bea shakes her head. 

“That’s not my brand. Besides, this is between me and Poppy. I’m not dragging her family into it when they have no involvement.” Bea turns on the new phone and waits.

“You are a way to kind a soul for this school.” Zoey siddles up next to her on the couch and Bea smiles resting her head on Zoey’s. 

“Oh hey everything is saved.” Bea looks at her notifications and texts and feels a bit overwhelmed by the number that seems to keep growing by the second. Zoey whistles.

“Oof, might wanna get that handled boo. Just looking at it is giving me a migraine.” Bea laughs and opens her messages, Poppy's answering text from the other night coming in.

I poisoned those apples, have fun trying to find someone who would actually kiss your stupid face awake 

Bea laughs and the text is overtaken by other texts coming in. She would respond later… if she remembered.  

 A knock sounds at the door making them both look at it. 

“I’ll get it.” Bea pockets her phone and stands to open the door finding a package and a note. Zoey looks over curious.

“What is it?” Bea shuts the door bringing the package over to her sitting on the couch. Bea picks up the note attached and reads it aloud.

“‘You are cordially invited to take leave of your senses and your inhibitions at the bacchanalia to end all bacchanalias. I know this party is way better than anything you’ve ever been invited to in your sad life, but I have you covered. I even got you something to fit the theme. Why fight when we can party? Love, Poppy.’” Zoey scoffs.

“Love? As if. She’s up to something.” Bea opens the box and tilts her head.

“Victorian era pjs?” Zoey just shakes her head.

“Lord have mercy.” Bea looks over the note again, her eyes narrowing at invitation.

 The Bacchanalia. Bea had heard the name before. It was a big celebration mostly known by its roman origin as drunken revelry of the roman god Bacchus. In the supernatural world, it was a big thing, to see that the name and activities seemed to leak into the elitist bunch of the human world as an exclusive party wasn’t so surprising. But Bea also knew it was a vampiric tradition, and it wouldn’t do well if there really was someone there that was invited to find her. Especially since it was on a night where the moon was full, the wolf was in more control during times like these. Bea plays with the leather strap secured on her wrist, yeah this was not okay.

“No way, this has traps written all over it.” Zoey pouted and hopped to her holding her at arm's length. 

“Bea.” Zoey pleaded with full force. Bea turned her eyes away lest she be dragged into them. 

“No Zo, this rings all my alarms, the name, the secrecy, and that atrocious dress.” Bea gave the dress a nasty look as Bubbie was using it as a toy with a few rips already in place. What a good boy. 

“But think about the pros if you go!” Bea sighed as Zoey put an arm around her and waved in front of her like there was something there. There wasn't…  much to Bea’s confusion. This was like the second time this happened.

“I can think of a million cons.” Zoey waved her off. 

“Listen, we all know Poppy is a monster, but before you go making assumptions hear me out.” Bea mused looking at Zoey’s cute face and she sighed.

“Fine, but only cause you’re cute.” Zoey batted her eyes and smiled at her. 

“Always am. But I mean this is a great opportunity to beat her in her own game.” Bea rose a brow. “Just being invited already marks you as Belvoire’s elite, regardless of what Poppy’s intentions are. And on a personal note I would love to go! I’ve never even gotten an invite. I mean look! My name! In gold ink!” Bea’s face softened at her excited look.

“I don’t know Zo.” 

“Okay okay how about this, with the party going on you’ll have free rein to discover all of the Zetas and Poppy’s dirty little secrets.” 

Bea thought about it, it was true while everyone was off drinking, among other things, she could sneak around. She could keep an eye on any potential vampires who came too, there was that. And she could keep an eye on Zoey and Poppy. 

“Alright,” Bea saw Zoey’s eyes light up. “But before that do we have a plan?” 

“Nope! I didn’t think too far past, get Bea to go so that I can do body shots off of a model’s belly button. Any ideas?” Bea had to hand it to Zoey’s tenacity to have fun.

“We could steal all their food.” Bea hums thinking about it. Zoey sighs. 

“Not if you don’t eat it all first, I know you Beatrice.” Bea chuckles sheepishly, she was right. “So is that a yes… are we going?” 

“Only because I know how much you want to go. Can’t leave you without a bodyguard to keep rabid fans away.” Zoey cheered and hugged her excitedly. Bea laughed and hugged her back. “So what do we do now?” 

“Well first we get rid of that monstrosity… oop nevermind.” Zoey laughs as Bubbie drags the dress letting out tiny growls as he rough houses the thing. They both coo and take pictures for a good few minutes before getting ready for the party. 

Zoey was practically bouncing from foot to foot as Bea emerged from her room dressed in the lingerie Zoey suggested she wear. 

“Hot!” Bea’s body involuntarily shivers, her wolf just waiting to jump out. 

“I’m actually a little cold.” Her leather bracelet was tucked away in a box in her room. She’d just have to bear with her baser instincts tonight, hopefully she wouldn’t be too crazy tonight.

Zoey laughs and kisses her cheeks and practically drags her to the party. Zoey clung to her warm body as they walked across campus to the Zeta house in nothing but their lingerie greeted by Micheal at the door.

“You ladies look like you’re ready to party.” 

“Ew.” Bea chuckles at Zoey’s deadpan greeting. Eventually they get in and take in the decorations, the lighting, the smell and Bea whistles. 

“They’ve really outdone themselves huh?” 

Bea hears her before she sees her, the distinct walk and floral perfume. “Yes, I would say I've really gone above and beyond with this one. Thank you for noticing, Bea.” Bea and Zoey turn to find Poppy flanked by Veronica and Chloe both in lingerie. Bea purrs at the sight, before shaking her head. Focus. Poppy notices and she smiles a mischievous twinkle in her eye. “Glad to see you both could make it. Even though you decided to blatantly disobey me by wearing this… this.” Bea sees Poppy eyes take her in her gaze struggling to keep away from her muscles and the tattoos peeking from places only visible if fully naked. Bea smirks.

“What’s wrong Pop, don’t have anything bad to say about my outfit?” Poppy caught her gaze, a look of surprise and embarrassment. Veronica answers for her.

“Uh yeah, because that look is straight fire.” Poppy turns on Veronica.

“Veronica!” Chloe bounces from foot to foot in excitement.

“Ohmygod, Poppy, she even has those stockings you were looking for. The ones you said you couldn’t find anywhere!” Chloe eyes the stockings.

“Of course I could find them if I wanted to! I just… changed my mind on what to wear, that’s all.” 

“Someone sounds biiiiiiiitteeeeeer.” Bea sickered as Zoey sang it. 

“Hey, Farmsville, lookin’ good!... very good.” Liam Gill and Carter walk over in designer boxers. 

“You’re making me feel overdressed. Maybe I should lose another layer.” Bea snorted at Carter.

“I don’t think anyone would mind that view. Nice boxers by the way.” Bea fist bumps him and Carter laughs. Poppy narrows her eyes at the two of them, her eyes lingering on Bea.

“Carter! What the hell! I’m standing right here.” Carter glares.

“And I’m a free agent, remember? I can talk to whoever I want.” 

Poppy fumes seething on the side before glancing at both she and Zoey. Poppy’s face twitches eyes lingering on the scar on Bea’s shoulder and then smiles. 

“Well. I know when I’ve lost. You two enjoy the party.” And then she leaves. Chloe and Veronica are just as startled by her departure as they stumble after her, the boys follow a bit after. Bea and Zoey look at each other in unison.

“That was weird AF, right?” Bea nods at Zoey’s comments as she keeps her eyes on Poppy as she walks. Poppy catches her gaze, a small smirk appearing on her face before she disappears in the crowd. Bea hums, did Albert tell her something?

“Def sus… we should be on our guard.” But Zoey’s attention is on a waiter in a speedo and bowtie carrying shots.

“Yeah, yeah, yup, totally…” Bea snorts at Zoey.

“Or we could do shots first.” Zoey hugs her arm and chants.

“SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Bea chuckles as she waves a waiter taking two and downing them one after the other. The tension in her body released. Bea takes a breath trying to calm herself, the scents already doing something to her body. Sheesh. Maybe leaving the house without her bracelet was not a good idea. 

“Okay so, Poppy’s totally gonna be watching us, so there’s no way we could get up to her room and set our non-plan plan into motion. We need to wait for the perfect moment to make our move. Meanwhile, we can worry about boosting your rep. All you have to do is have some drinks, be the life of the party, rub some elbows… rub a little something else if you feel so inclined.” Bea glances around then up to see Poppy watching from above.

“Alright alright, pass me another shot.” Bea clinks her glass with Zoey’s then makes eye contact with Poppy as she raises her glass before downing it. Zoey twirls Bea and gives her butt a little slap. Well if Zoey was giving her the go ahead… she guessed everyone was fair game.

“Get out there and make me proud! Do everything I would do!” Zoey wanders off a dimly lit hallway enticed by the sounds of laughter and the scent of massage oil. Bea scans the room and ends up flirting at the chocolate fountain with a zeta girl, licking chocolate off her chest and leaving a little something to remember her by, then to play twister with Tasha and Luis, teasing Tasha enough to fall and lose and giving her a ear nibble for good effort. Bea makes her final stop by Chloe and Micheal by an ice sculpture slide. Chloe pours champagne from the top and it slides down towards Micheal’s mouth.

“Well, since I’m already up here… Bea, do you want in or what?” Bea smirks up at her.

“I’ll take my drink with a kiss.” Bea smiles as Chloe’s cheeks pinken as she descends the ladder.

“Normally, I’d say like, ‘Ew, never in a million years’ but it is the spirit of Bacon-alia after all…” she takes a big swig and then pulls Bea to her mouth. 

“You’re so cute.” Bea meets her lips, hands settling on her hips pulling her flush against her. Bea tastes the sweet and tangy flavor of the drink as Chloe tangles her tongue with her own. Bea nips at Chloe’s bottom lip and she hears her whine as she pulls away her breathing a bit ragged. Bea likes the flushed look of her looking at her lips. Bea purrs at the sight seeing Chloe rub her thighs together. Bea’s fingers dance along Chloe’s sides as she smiles down at her with a heated look on her face. 

“Mm, maybe I’ll take another drink.” Chloe only nods.

“...for bacon-alia.” Bea stifles her laugh as Chloe forgets about the champagne to kiss her again. Bea hums as she feels eyes on her. Guess her scent was doing its thing, it tended to be stronger during the full moon. 

“Why why why is there that stupid no camera rule.” Michael complains. Bea pulls away from the kiss ignoring Chloe’s little whine as she addresses Micheal. 

“Because if it wasn’t secret, it wouldn’t be any fun. Right Chloe?” Chloe only nods. Bea gives her a kiss on the cheek and gives a little wave as she leaves. Bea can feel eyes on her and Bea turns to where she can feel the heated gaze. Poppy’s eyes are narrowed, fist clenched to her side. Bea tilts her head with a mischievous smile and mouths

Wanna play? Poppy seems to huff and then mouths back

Try and find me first. Farmsville. She disappears in the crowd and Bea chuckles. Dramatic isn’t she? Bea lets her wait, Poppy’s frustration at waiting would probably make their meeting all the more sweeter then. 

Scoping around for more activities through the night Bea feels a warm hand on her shoulder to see Veronica.

“I was wondering if I’d see you again tonight. I have a proposition for you. You’re free right now, yeah?” Bea thinks.

“I am… doing whatever you are doing.” Veronica smiles and slips her hand into Bea’s who gasps as she pulls Bea into a dimly lit hallway until the music fades.

“Veronica! You sinner! Hand-holding?!” Veronica laughs before going inside a room. Bea’s eyes look at the scene intrigued as Chloe and Poppy are in the middle of a heated make out while Carter, Luis, Liam, Trixie, Micheal, and Tasha are sitting in a circle cheering them on. 

Poppy gives Chloe another quick peck on the lips before leaning back with a grin. When she spots Bea an annoyed look crosses her face. Maybe from her taking too long once again. 

“What the hell is she doing here? I only said cool people only.” 

“Yeah, well, you already got most of them. At least Bea’s hot.”  Bea shrugs.

“So what’s happening?” Poppy flicks her hair and responds.

“We’re playing a game of Suck and Blow.” 

“Inner circle only of course.” Trixie adds with a smile. 

“You know how to play, right Bea?” Luis smiles. Bea smirks.

“Of course I do.” Bea demonstrates while staring directly at Poppy. “Nothin to it.”

“Is anyone else totally not surprised that Bea is an expert at sucking and blowing.” Poppy matches her stare with the small quirk of her lips.

“Ah well if you need any pointers I’d be happy to help.” Bea winks at her, blowing a kiss. The tips of Poppy ears are red. Strike one.

“So? You in? You can sit next to me.” Poppy glares at Veronica, clearly not happy with the sudden interest she had in her. 

“I’d love to play, especially if it makes Poppy’s face do that. You jealous, Pop?” Poppy’s lip curls before she shakes it off. Bea squeezes between Veronica and Carter, her shoulder touching either side of theirs. 

“Something told me you’d be down.” Bea watches amused as Chloe only gives Michael a peck, then passes it to Poppy, then to Carter who catches it before it could fall and Poppy’s pissed. Bea almost drops the paper as Carter passes it to her trying to hold her laughter. Veronica leans in a slight smirk on her lips and Bea drops it just as she’s in a hair's breadth away from her lips. 

“Wow, how clumsy am I?” Bea gives a sly smile as her eyes drop to Veronica’s lips up to her eyes teasingly. Glancing at Poppy who fumes. Strike two.

“Yeah, I bet.” Veronica whispers this against Bea’s lips just before the sweet taste of her cherry lip gloss floods her senses. Veronica catches Bea’s face in her palms, drawing her deeper as her tongue slips between her lips and slides against it. 

“Oh, come on.” But Bea ignores Poppy, focusing on Veronica’s fierce and sweet kiss. Bea’s hands slide up her bare thighs as they continue and Bea teasingly sucks on Veronica’s tongue as she breaks away gasping. Bea hums licking her bottom lip and leaning back as Veronica smiles at her.

“Not bad, Bea. Not bad at all.” Bea glances back at Poppy to see her red in the face. Strike three. 

“Aww what’s wrong, Pop?  Do you want a kiss too? We can redo our halftime show kiss.” Bea crawls across the circle with a cool smirk on her face as she takes a paper between her fingers raising her eyebrow suggestively. “What do you say, Pop?” Poppy scoffs.

“You know I’m not the kind of girl to back down from a challenge.” 

“Good. Because I dare you.” Bea lips twitch up as Poppy plucks the paper from her hand and flicks it aside. Poppy puts her hands on either side of her face as she pulls Bea into a kiss. Bea meets her, hands roaming Poppy’s sides. Bea’s hand moves up as they continue to lock lips, fingers grazing the bottom of her bra drawing a small muffled sound from Poppy, Bea hums at that. Bea moves her other hand to her hip giving it a little squeeze that has Poppy gasping enough to let Bea in her mouth, her tongue slipping in to touch her own. Poppy pulls back first breathing hard and Bea wipes her bottom lip of Poppy’s spit with her thumb eyes dark. Poppy looks at her and focuses on her eyes, her cheeks a little red. 

“I hate to say it, Bea, but you're incredible with your tongue.” 

“I aim to please. But be careful Pop, people might start to think you actually like me.” And like that Poppy snaps from her trance pushing Bea away with a huff which had Bea laughing. 

“Whatever, this is getting lame.” 

“Awww, I was hoping for another round with Chloe.” Bea turns to Chloe and sees her blush and she winks at her. “Maybe next time.” Poppy looks ready to burst, but that’s exactly what Bea wants. She wasn’t finished yet, not even close.

But Poppy gets up leaving, with everyone else coming along with her. Bea stops Veronica putting a hand on her thigh. She turns to look at Bea and smiles. Poppy stops turning to Veronica.

“Veronica, are you coming or what?” 

“Uh I think Bea wanted to talk to me about something.”

“You’re free to join the conversation, Pop. Unless you’d like to talk alone in private?” Poppy’s face turns red as Bea waits for her answer. She slams the door shut behind her and Veronica smirks crawling across the floor over to Bea gaze smoldering, Bea’s is all the same.

“Hungry for something sweet, huh, Bea?”

“Ravenous.” Bea’s eyes glow just a little brighter as they tangle in the bed together. 

Bea walks away from the encounter body free of any marks, despite Veronica’s many attempts, she didn’t think Veronica could claim the same. Her beast was sated for now, it would only be a matter of time before it ramped up again. She meets Zoey in the fouyer, who’s looking a little flushed and breathless when she catches up to her. 

“I know there's no pics allowed rule at this party, but boy have I painted a mental picture of your antics tonight.” Bea bows with a smile.

“Thank you, thank you, I do my best.” Zoey looks around and gives her the ‘it’s go time’ face. 

“‘Kay, Poppy’s officially preoccupied. You remember where her bedroom is right?” Bea cracks her neck from side to side.

“Yep.”

“I’ll keep watch in the hall while you raid her lair. If I see anything sus, I’ll shoot you a text.” 

“If you guys have something planned, you’d better do it now.” They both turn to see Taylor looking more anxious than usual. “Poppy’s definitely up to something. She’s been wearing that ‘I know something you don’t smirk’ all night. I-I don’t know what it is, but I did hear a rumor about this Bacchanalia tradition… something they call ‘the human sacrifice’.” Bea tensed eyes narrowed. She hadn’t sensed anything supernatural.

“What does that mean? Was it the dress she sent over? You’d def sacrifice your pride wearing that.” But when they turn back to Taylor she’s already gone.

“Oop and she’s gone. But worry not Zo, I’ll figure it out.”

“And how…?” Bea grinned.

“Secret~. Now, I have to go before she finds out I’m gone.” Bea sniffs and she smiles as she feels a familiar body heat by her elbow and the scent of cherries.

“Oh my god.” Zoey gasps as she sees Veronica. She was littered with love bites, some more prominent than others. They were in areas she could easily cover after this, she wasn’t rude. Bea could see her legs still shaking a bit, and Veronica noticed and gave her a weak shove to her shoulder. 

“Look, if you’re trying to sneak around Poppy’s room, you’re gonna need a distraction. She’ll get suspicious if she notices you’re gone.” 

“I don’t suppose you're offering yourself for that role…?” 

“It's… shockingly nice of you to offer and all, but I saw her splashing around with Ford in the fountain out back, if you know what I mean.” Bea chuckles. Schmoozing it up with her best bro dude after she did her own. Jealousy at its finest.

“Yeah, and I’m telling you. I’ve hooked up with Ford before and if six minutes is all you need…” Bea smiles.

“One, can’t relate,” Veronica smirks. “Two, I need all the help I can get. If she comes back inside…”

“I got you. I’ll make up some random gossip to keep her entertained for a little while.”

“Great! Easy peasy.” Zoey takes hold of her shoulders looking straight in her eyes.

“Get in there and do what you came to do. Whatever it takes. I’ve got your back.”

Bea puffs her chest saluting then sneaking away. 

She reaches Poppy’s room fairly easily. Still the same decor and flowery smell. She searches around her nightstand and pauses at the pearlesque vibrator within.

“Hmmm, I should have used this on her that night.” She shakes away the images of Poppy squirming under her breathless and flushed. Focus! She searches the other drawers, finding a lockbox, probably too small for a purse but you never know with her. Bea hummed, she could easily break it open but that would just be rude as well as point out that someone went through it. Into her musings the door opened and Carter appeared.

“What are you doing here?” Bea turns to Carter and smiles.

“Carter! Perfect, where's Poppy’s purse?” Carter looks at her surprised.

“Wow. You really just came right out with it, huh?”

“Yes, I’m in a time crunch, now where?” Carter laughs.

“I’ll do better than that. I’ll give you a hand finding her purse, if you want one.” Bea smiles and fists bumps him.

“You sure dude? Poppy could cancel you like forever.” Carter shakes his head and laughs.

“Let her try. She’s already done everything she can to humiliate me, and I’m still standing. I’ve been wanting the chance to get back at her for a while. Teaming up with you is exactly what I need.” 

“Teaming up with me might piss off some of your friends though. You okay with that?”

“Friends… is a strong word. I know there’s a couple of guys who would have my back no matter what… but can I be honest?” Bea nods with a smile.

“Always.”

“It’s like… okay, so I’m new money. Just like you and your friend Zoey, right?” Bea nods waiting for him to continue. “Sometimes I feel like the king of the school, and sometimes I feel like if I wasn’t team captain no one would ever look twice at me. And it doesn’t help that Poppy always treated me like some  stupid trophy boyfriend.” He gives a weak laugh and a shy grin. Baby boy. “That’s pretty stupid, right?”

“Not at all, having that kind of pressure on you all the time would be tough for anybody. And if your friends would ditch you if you weren’t the star football player or because you were dating the head bitch then screw them. Quality over quantity.” 

“Yeah, you get it! That’s exactly what I mean. Sometimes I think I’d rather be on the outs with Poppy and her whole crew than be treated like the guy who just does one thing. And well, Bea, you seem like the type who sees the other stuff people are about. So if you want my help to take over…” he holds out his hand and Bea clasps it with a grin as they both flex. 

“Welcome to the club bud!”

“Thanks for having me.”

“Now! Show me where she hides the goodies!” Bea rubs her hands together and Carter chuckles.

“Gladly. See, whenever she has a party, Poppy stashes her valuables where no one would think to look. I only know where it is because she used to send me upstairs to fetch her purse every five minutes when we were dating. Like a damn lapdog.”  

“You must be devastated you’re not together anymore.” Bea jokes, Carter smiles.

“Totally, I’m heartbroken. I don’t know if I’ll ever love again.”

He moves over to the dresser and opens the bottom drawer then shoves the clothes to the side hooking his finger underneath and opening up a secret compartment. Bea blinks, she could use one of these for her own supernatural items.

“Wow…that's pretty genius.”

“Yeah, well, when you’ve got this many secrets, you need to be creative about hiding them.”

Bea cackles and snatches her purse laughing a bit maniacally when her eyes land on a manila folder labeled human sacrifice underneath it. She takes it and opens it, the smile on her face drops and Carter feels a nervous sweat as Bea looks at her own face staring back at her. She briefs over snippets of info about her family, news clippings of an accident that lead to her aunt's death and reports from small town tabloids about a grab for her cash. What the hell was this? She could feel the wolf in her soul growing, anger roiling inside it’s heart.

Bea grits her teeth, fist clenching and unclenching as she feels her blood beginning to boil underneath her skin. Not good. Carter gives her a concerned look. 

“Hey, I’ll stall for time, you just grab Zoey and get out of here.” Bea only nods stiffly as he leaves.

Bea sits in silence for a minute before she begins to shake, the wolf's anger clouding her senses. Gripping the manila folder in her hand, Bea’s form shifted, her hands becoming larger, dark fur growing everywhere, teeth growing unnaturally sharper and longer. The wolf controlling the change didn’t care about the consequences of what this commotion would cause, it didn’t care and it definitely had no qualms in breaking things apart no matter who it was.

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so exactly 2 (two!) people asked for the playlist, which means i 100% am going to deliver

alright so without any more of my stupid commentary,, here is the bakugou playlist w/ a little bit of explanation bc i just like to talk about him

Title: *anger noises*

spotify link :)))

1. Love Me Dead - Ludo

lmao basically, about this one, bakugou would. he 10000% would say shit like “you're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature, finger-bangin' my heart”. that’s all i gotta say about this one

2. Love Bites (So Do I) - Halestorm

look at the title of this song. you gonna tell me that’s not bakugou???

3. Scotty Doesn’t Know - Lustra

distinct blasty boy energy. very much a song i turn up in my car and immeadiately go “yeah- he would crush the dreams of some poor boy and then write a song about it. just to sing his own praises.”

4. Dead! - My Chemical Romance

ummm  “Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say, I think they never liked you anyway.” 

-i , sorry for the angst but??? thinkin about bakugou post-kidnapping and kamino ward??? 

5. Modern Swinger - The Pink Spiders

i mean, just the whole chorus rlly. listen to it- bakugou would think that. he would. but esp the line “And its love, It's heavy and it hurts and it's love”

6. Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

this song is the best misogyny i’ve ever heard. the message is terrible but bakugou would. he would. 

7. Highway Tune - Greta Van Fleet

i- the scREAM/yodel in the beginning of this song?? like “you are my special, you are my special, you are my midnight” , and the “There's one girl that I know I'm never gonna pass” and the “So sweet, So fine, So nice, All mine” , iTS BAKUGOU IT IS, I WILL LITERALLY WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT IT

8. Witness - Mindless Self Indulgence

“Son of a bitch, god likes me, I am the best, fuck everybody else”

..... i - y’all already kno i aint even gotta explain this one

9. Vicious Love - New Found Glory ft Goddess Hayley Williams

i cannot explain to y’all enough how much this one makes me think about bakugou- PLS ITS ABOUT SEEING SOFTNESS IN OTHER RELATIONSHIPS AND WANTING IT,, BUT STILL ONLY BEING ABLE TO EXPRESS LOVE THRU CONFLICT

10. Uneasy Hearts Weigh The Most - Dance Gavin Dance

no explanation tbh,, the lyrics dont rlly apply but listen to this song n just tRY and tell me it wasn’t on bakugou’s 7th grade playlist

11. Little Monster - Royal Blood

“Heartache to Heartache, I'm your wolf, I'm your man, I say run little monster, Before you know who I am”

yep yep checks out thats bakugou isnt it

12. Run - Foo Fighters

“In another perfect life, in another perfect light, we run” and “Wake up, run for you life with me”

basically its about escaping a world in ruins with someone u love by ur side,,,,, every day i think about writing a bakugou fic with this premise but i havent done it yet and i should

13. I Don’t Care - Fall Out Boy

“I don't care what you think, As long as it's about me, The best of us can find happiness in misery”

..... yep. that last line especially. n just the whole song is big bakugou energy

14. The Suffering - Coheed and Cambria

“If it was up to me, I would have never walked out, So until the sun burns out, Oh, I hope you're waiting”

oooo and “Should we try this again with hope (Bye, bye) Or is it lost, give up the ghost, And should I die all alone as I knew I would, (Then burn in hell young sinner)”

pls i love this song sm, it’s just a rlly good song and it also have massive massive bakugou vibes so thats always a plus

,,,, okay and this last one- and jesus it hurts

15. My Hero - Foo Fighters

no bc it u think about how upset bakugou was after kamino?? with all mights retirement?? pls

“Kudos, my hero, leavin' all the mess, You know my hero, the one that's on, There goes my hero, Watch him as he goes, There goes my hero, He's ordinary”

no bc every single day i think about writing a novel on how much bakugou AND DEKU were affected by all might’s shitty teaching n the ways it’ll probably always set them up to be rivals in some capacity

#bnha bakugou #mha bakugou #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #bakugou playlist #bakugou x reader #bakugou x y/n #bakugou x you