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ddagent · 1 month
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Luck of the devil.
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helaelaemond · 8 months
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To Take Pleasure
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Pairing: Osferth x female reader
Word count: 2.1k
Summary: You share a lazy and passionate morning with Osferth. Oneshot pwp, established relationship.
Content warning(s): light edging, mild elements of very soft dom!Osferth, mentions of faith
Rating: E
Requests open
tagging: @sylas-the-grim / @myfandomprompts / @arcielee
small note: thank you so much for the encouragement and kind words on my last Osferth piece, it honestly means the world to me, thank you so so so so much. I read every tag and comment multiple times giggling and kicking my feet!
The morning is quiet. It is raining outside and the noise of it is comforting. It feels like home. Inside the bed chamber, only two creatures move. In the small bedroom, atop the warm bed, Oseferth winds his hand into your hair.
You lay under him and your whole body moves with the rhythm of your coupling. One leg is pulled up at your side on the firm mattress, allowing him to fill you from behind. He lays atop you, his back arched, and thrusts into you at a steady pace. Osferth gently pulls on your hair, and you lift your head up with a quiet moan.
“Oh, my lady,” he whispers against your ear. “Yes, just like that.”
You sigh and grind your hips against the bed in time with his movements. “Touch me,” you breathe.
“Aren’t I touching you enough?” he asks with a smile, and to illustrate his point, he lets go of your hair and runs a flat palm down your side.
Laughter catches in your throat and turns into another sigh of delight when he presses his hand under your chest and teases your nipple between his fingers. “Not there.”
His lips are still at your ear. “Tell me where, my lady. I’d like to hear you say it.”
When Osferth slows his movements to an intolerably slow pace, you swear quietly. “You know where I want you.” You drop your weight onto the bed and turn your head to the side, but it isn’t enough to see him. Your breathing begins to calm in this moment of respite.
“I do.” Osferth pulls out of you carefully and rests his cock on the crease of your backside. He is slick from you, and he moves against you. It makes his eyes roll back. “But I want this to last longer. You’re too close for that.”
You bite your lip. You prop yourself up on your forearms, and you raise your hips in an invitation. Osferth rises to his knees behind you and slips himself along your cunt. You both make noises of approval when his tip glides over your clit. Reaching between your legs, you press him between your folds and run his tip in circles where you want him. The tension in your lower stomach grows, and there are noises in the back of your throat with every breath.
“Easy, love,” Osferth soothes with a smile. Your pleasure is enough to have him crashing, but he means what he said. He wants it to last longer.
You let him go with a sigh.
“Are you ready?” he asks as he guides himself back to your entrance. He presses gently.
You whimper and nod, and you reach back a hand to find him. He weaves your fingers together and slides back inside you. “Oh God,” Osferth swears. The delight of it forces his eyes shut. “You feel so wonderful, my love. Oh, yes, you’re so good.”
You push yourself up, so you're both kneeling, his chest at your back, and you wind the hand you hold around you until his arm embraces you tightly. “Please don’t stop again,” you beg between gasping moans. “I’ll die!”
He chuckles, and the noise is broken by his own moans. “Then I won’t. Oh, love.”
With one hand still in yours, Osferth runs the other up to your neck, and he carefully grasps it, and he turns your head until he can kiss you. You part your lips eagerly, and you swallow his noises of delight and run your tongue over his as you fuck.
“Touch me,” you beg after a while. The only noises that sing above the rain outside are that of your coupling that has become more desperate. “Please, Osferth! I’m so close.”
He slams into you once, twice more, and suddenly pulls out from you with a groan. You fall forward onto the bed with a shout of frustration, and Osferth flips you onto your back before you can find release with your own hand. He drags you until your legs hang off the side of the bed, and then he is on his knees in front of you and his tongue is trailing up the inside of your thigh. “Don’t misbehave,” he tells you with a chuckle.
The frustration of your denied orgasm has your muscles tensing and releasing, and tears prick your eyes. But you like this game. You ask for it. You fling your arm over your eyes and nod, thighs twitching.
Osferth kisses up to your hip and then back down to your cunt, where he tastes the salt that has pooled to welcome him. He glances up at you and raises his head as he smiles. “My good lady.”
"My good Osferth." Your reply is strained, but it makes your heart leap to see how brightly it makes him smile. You run your fingers through his hair, and when you gently press the back of his head, he follows where you lead. His soft lips press between your legs and you sigh.
It makes your toes curl as he licks a long line from your clit down to your entrance; he uses the flat of his tongue to apply pressure, before ghosting the tip against you again and again. You hear his quiet gasp of need, and it's followed by the sensation of his tongue pressing inside you. He keeps his lips over his teeth as his tongue sinks deeper, and surely he can feel your heartbeat against his chin. On his tongue, you feel yourself getting fucked. He tilts his sharp jaw up, and you grind down to meet him, and there, yes, there, his pretty nose catches your clit.
"Fuck!" The word escapes you before you can stop it. Osferth is not one to use profane language. But he does not seem to be one to take a woman on his tongue, yet here he is.
Your legs press against his ears, and you manage to look down to see how proudly he wears your thighs as his crown. A bastard son of a king, looking so pretty, anointed by your cunt on his lips. His tongue is firmer now, and he presses it over your slit and to your clit. It makes your back arch. It makes your head thrash from side to side. He's good, he's so good to you, it makes you feel holy-
"You're perfect," you whine between gasps and moans. "Look at me!"
Without needing to ask twice, his eyes open and burn into you. He beholds you as he devours you, eyes round and blue, worshipful. Your brow furrows as pleasure mounts and mounts, and your mouth opens in laughter and delight. "Don't stop!"
Suddenly he's sucking around you and humming lowly, and it's almost enough to push you over the edge.
"Don't stop, don't stop, don't-!"
And he does. Just as he brings you to the brink, he pulls off you with a pop, his mouth wet and cheeks and chin glistening. It makes you twist and turn in frustration, and your eyes stream in frustration.
"Fuck you!"
He chuckles lowly and lies on top of you, his whole weight pressing you into the little bed. "This is what you asked for," he reminds you. Your legs are clamped shut under him, and so you can feel his hard cock, hot and throbbing, trapped between his stomach and yours.
You look up at him with watering eyes and defiance. But his expression is so soft and sweet, so delighted, that it soothes you. After a moment, you return his smile, although you can't stop yourself from whining slightly with every breath. "I did. You're right. But please... I need you."
"You have me, my lady."
In this brief pause, tenderness mingles with absolute desire, and you can see the deep affection he holds for you. You kiss him, and he welcomes your hungry tongue into his mouth with a strong hand on your cheek. There is a warm wetness against your stomach. He's so wound up for you, he's leaking and desperate. But he has more composure than you - he always does.
"Finish me," you beg against his lips. "Finish us."
Your words make him groan. He runs his hand from your cheek and down your side, squeezing your waist. "Onto your side, my lady."
He lifts himself up from the bed and watches you do as he asks, and then he settles behind you. Your back presses against his chest, and your head drops to the side when he kisses your neck adoringly. With a sure touch, he hooks his hand under the back of your knee, and he lifts it to give him the room to slide back inside of you.
"Ah, my lady." He moans against your ear as he finds himself home in you again. You like it when he moans. You told him this once, and it took him a while to get used to. It took practice. But now, although it's quiet, he gives you those noises. His mouth is against your ear, and his sighs and grunts and moans fill your senses. Between your legs, his cock fills you, too.
He winds his arm further around your leg to keep it lifted as his fingers touch your cunt again. They ghost over where your bodies join, and they catch your wetness and rub firm circles over your clit.
"Yes," you whine. "There."
The bed creaks under you as his pace quickens. The noises of his skin slapping against yours are obscene, and the groans of your name from Osferth mingle with them. He groans your name again and again like a prayer, like it's sacred. To him, perhaps it is. To him, you are sacred.
You fling your hand back to press against his slender hip as together, you climb higher and higher, and he reaches his peak first. He presses his cheek against yours where you lay, and the gesture itself feels as intimate as anything else you have shared. His whole body tightens closer to yours as his hips stutter and his eyes roll back and he pulls out just in time. Against your backside he grinds, and you feel his seed shoot hot up your back. His fingers still work you hard and fast, and as he comes down from his peak, you reach yours.
Your whole body jerks as you finally find your orgasm. Your legs clamp shut around his hand but he doesn't release you - his fingers dig into you and massage you until you whimper and squirm, until finally all the tension is released. His hand remains there, but it stops moving. As your cunt twitches in aftershocks, he holds it firm, keeping you stable, keeping you comfortable.
"Oh, Osferth," you pant. He sighs your name in reply. When your body begins to cool, and you return to yourself a little more, you roll onto your stomach and pull his pillow under your head. Your eyes close in bliss.
He gets up from the bed but returns before you have much of a chance to miss him. You feel him wipe a damp cloth over your back. It makes goosebumps appear on your skin. He always looks after you so well. "Thank you."
A few more moments pass, and then the mattress sinks next to you, and you feel him lie next to you. A gentle touch traces up your spine. He begins drawing shapes on your skin with a single finger. Eyes still closed, you smile. A kiss is pressed against your shoulder. Then, to your neck, and your cheek. Finally, Osferth leaves a tender kiss on your lips.
"You are very dear to me," he murmurs.
Your eyes open slowly, and you meet his blue gaze. "You're very dear to me, too."
He whispers your name, and kisses you gently again. "I didn't know..."
"What, Osferth?"
He mulls his words over before speaking them. He runs his knuckles along your cheek tenderly. "I didn't know that pleasure could feel like this."
"Like what?" you ask, smiling slightly.
"Like holiness."
You glance at his lips. How pretty they look when he whispers, and how pretty they look now as he licks them, waiting nervously for your answer. You can't stop yourself from kissing them before replying. "You make me feel holy, Osferth."
"As you do me." He murmurs your name, and strokes your hair. "I don't want to leave this room. I want to stay with you today."
"Then stay." Your voice is quiet, as sleep is calling you. "Don't leave me. Please don't ever leave me."
He smiles and kisses your cheek. "I'll do my best, my lady. I'll do my best to always be yours."
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runin-reads · 5 months
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“Prongsfoot platonic soulmates” good for you I think they shag sloppy style
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k1ranishf4 · 8 months
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I don’t know if anyone has said it yet but all I want for season 3 is for Michael and David to make out and literally swallow each other’s faces the way David did here in Casanova
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But like, furiously making out, of course.
I need the passion and the obvious desire Aziraphale and Crowley feel for each other (desire not as in lust but as in the general want and need to be with each other at all times)
Yup
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stealingpotatoes · 9 months
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Since you finished JFO
opinions on each mantis crewmember?
cal: baby. baby boy. i love him so much i'm holding him so tight he's been through so much and his whole story before and during JFO's so interesting and so cool very fun to have a jedi who was just Hiding not trying to fight at first
bd-1: baby baby baby best friend baby
cere: director said cut but whoever made the characters for JFO heard 'serve cunt' and thats why they managed to one up Cal with such a complex and interesting character
greez: the only way I can describe him is he's an Uncle. uncle greez <3 i love him he's so good. he doesn't know what's happening w all this jedi malarkey but he's trying his best and i love him and he loves cal and this funky lil found family <3
merrin: [borat voice] mai wiiiife
that one boggle whatever the fuck it was called: why did i need this to get the full crew achievement. like sure its adorable but why
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nex-has-gender-envy · 5 months
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Nothing like good ol - makes your transfomers yehaww
If anybody cares
Kudos to @baronazazel for help w design's
More funny owen wilson/ rodimus art >>
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cavsthighs · 2 months
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my babygirls unblemished by watermark
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captainblou · 5 months
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Most days I wake up a very proud lesbian (gn).
And then... then...
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David Tennant just ruins my day in the best possible way.
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Last one for the road <3
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fellshish · 5 months
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what r ur thoughts on them getting it on since like the Job times. Imagine.
Hmm i don’t think they actually fucked in job times. I mean canonically. I mean yeah there was a lot of innuendo with the meat and the blowjob camera angles and the ruffled clothes fanfic gap but i think those things are just for fans to run wild with and have fun with. I think probably on the show they won’t be getting it on, since neil seems to see them as asexual (which is totally valid btw). But if they do go that way i hope it’s funny like the newt and anathema sex scene
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shitonmyphone · 1 year
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I’m honestly so tired of the “Jon Snow is an overrated swordsman” discourse (if we can even call it that). Every single time there’s a hot takesᵀᴹ discussion, at least ten people will talk about how Jon is super duper overrated and how he’s in reality bad or below average. It’s actually so funny how Jon’s swordsmanship skill is the only thing casuals (cough Reddit cough) will talk about considering the fact that he’s literally only had two serious fights in cannon; and no one ever mentions that he was a developing teenager fighting middle aged men with decades of experience. Like the vast majority of Jon stans dgaf about how good he swings his magic pointy stick. People talk about Jon’s skill as if we’re holding daily press conferences about how he solos The Mountain. Listen. WE DON’T CARE! Like I’m much more interested in theorizing about how he would do in a fist fight against Drogon. At this point, Jon has gone through the seemingly-overrated-to-now-severely-underrated pipeline. I’m annoyed.
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mattizard · 7 months
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I had a crazy Good Omens dream!
Aziraphale and Crowley were confronted by hell and heaven due to them stopping the apocalypse. They were like in a flat when Beelzebub and Gabriel (and a few others) went into the flat. And they were like "You need to die now for defying us" and Crowley was like wait, wait, wait isn't there another way we could make this up to you guys? And Gabriel and Beelzebub just looked at each other and said "Community work" and the next fucking scene was Aziraphale and Crowley scrubbing some graffiti of some walls!!!! Like just in plain ole' London, they were cleaning graffitis.
And then the dream became a bit less clear but I'm pretty sure they held hands often when they walked to the next graffiti and Crowley constantly told people that Aziraphale was his boyfriend. Oh and he saw a graffiti that said "The Duke of hell shags the Archangel" and he started fake vomiting like a kid would when their parents kiss while Aziraphale laughed next to him.
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gaillol-13 · 3 months
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Scoob and Shag is back and u know what that means...
Inspector Papi returns ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yayyyy
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cannebady · 1 year
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If Izzy had seen first hand how pleased Stede was with himself while he maneuvered a boat full of rich assholes to burn down their own ship he'd have fallen arse over tits in love too.
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storyshark2005 · 4 months
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FIC - (Carraville, WIP) - Chapter 3
[the gap between crack and thunder]
📖 Read Chapter 3 here
Hangover / Spa day / 'Acts of Service' / 'Howay the Lads!'
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jacksoldsideblog · 4 months
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I feel like a shorn sheep this is great
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