#or no ones bitch

[teaandspite]

#tumblr polls #curses #family #i do! #on one side of my dad’s family #but i lived bitch

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

the man the myth the legend

(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)

#alfred pennyworth #the baddest bitch #batfamily #batfam #comics #batman #dc comics #dc alfred #bruce wayne #dc robin #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #kate kane #stephanie brown #duke thomas #the little star dude #the one who becomes robin #batman comics #dc batman #alfred always slays #sometimes literally

[yingui]

you're my captain. and i'm your first mate.

#my art #one piece #one piece fanart #sep 2023 #zolu #zoro #luffy #opla #one piece live action #homosexual ass bitches

[yellowistheraddest]

our favourite wine mom nailing awful pictures on her wall at 3am <3

and the culprit of the allegations becoming true:

#give a bitch with a hyperfixation 4 hours and youll get 7 pages worth of drawings #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #fan comic #myellowart #fanart #hawkeye mihawk #dracule mihawk #zoro #roronoa zoro #perona #ghost princess perona

[hardoncaulfield]

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

#Saw a post I agreed with except it was phrased like 'no one should express this opinion ever' not #'people ought to consider situation and context when expressing their opinions' #So I'm. Being a bitch about it xoxox #Soliloquy

[kaitcake1289]

in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

#she smoked too tough. her swag was too different. her bitch was too bad. they’re gonna kill her #kaitsart #gif #interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire 2022 #interview with the vampire fanart #iwtv #claudia de pointe du lac #claudia iwtv #delainey hayles #fun fact i actually finished this yesterday but didnt wanna double post lol #no one point out the eensy weensy mistake i’m not fixing it 😔😔

[almostshamelesspenguin]

Character: I think boys are pretty

Fandom: oh! They're gay! That's canon!

Different character: I have no interest in romance or sex. I don't understand it. Relationships confuse me. They seem pointless to me. I have no desire to be in a romantic or sexual relationship. I am an aromantic asexual.

Fandom: well, I guess you can interpret them as aroace...I don't see it though.

#has. has anyone else seen this or am i complaining about a virtually nonexistent issue #this is about a particular fandom that im not going to mention tho #not saying theres anything wrong with the first one either #but. cmon #bitches will give any excuse before having a character they can romantically ship #not every character needs shipping. not every character needs a realtionship #shut up for the love of god #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aroace erasure #aromantic erasure #asexual erasure #aroace rant

[state-of-franklin]

Hey hello everybody we missed something from Dad beat Dad

After he says “wretch” his ears and hair get fluffier/more frazzled

His coat becomes longer and more cut up

Dude his body behavior got me fucked UPPPP this man is RUINED by his deal and cannot cope

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel theory #low key also feels like he’s yelling at himself as much as he is husk #like here’s a personal reminder bitch #don’t be one

[nouverx]

Pov the cannibal overlords are judging your outfit (or discussing how they're going to cook you tonight, your choice 👀)

Based on very cool outfits for them I saw on twitter! Here's Alastor and here's Rosie

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #hazbin rosie #alastor #radiorose #digital art #my art #clip studio paint #YES I'm using clip studio paint for the first time in 3 years damn I missed that bitch #Welp that was tiring but I'm very happy with it #ALSO YES I KNOW ALASTOR'S HAND IS A BIT TOO HIGH I'M SORRY #by the time I noticed it looked weird I had already started painting and all of my layers were merged lmao #oopsie #please just ignore that detail 💃 #or maybe this one can be seen as not-so-platonic radiorose?? lmao

[superdaisypowerhour]

There are two schools of thought on the locked tomb series; there are the people who took tazmuir at her word when she said gideon had a longsword and drew it as such; then there are the people who know what a longsword is and know that the thing gideon swings is at the bare minimum a fucking claymore.

#the locked tomb #tlt #gideon nav #that bitch is long and strong and broad as hell thats some type of fucking greatsword #a longsword is not that far off in weigt or length from a rapier #and you can generally one hand a longsword if you want to #whatever griddles packin is Big #not zweihander big #but big #im saying claymore in size #not necessarily in style tho

[kathaynesart]

Draxum's rude af kids are making their way through the @tmntaucompetition

Friendly warning: don't mess with Dad.

#he normally only hits kids when training #but he will punt a bitch #dad joke #he's the only one who finds it funny #ok that's a lie #i find it funny #tmnt au competition #red rover au #replica #rottmnt replica #rottmnt #kathaynesart #save rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the tmnt #punk-ass kids pushing their weight around

[greenglowinspooks]

To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on #this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves #sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog #also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die #he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing #if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card #(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues) #except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker #he’s a bitch and Danny hates him #if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that #so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue #and of course alerting the authorities

[dramatic-dolphin]

i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.

#i mean one time i did get called a köcsög by a man in the woods and i assume the bear would not do that #but that's fine i've been called worse things by strangers in populated areeas so i'll live #man vs bear #sorry this debate is so idiotic it's killing me. damn bitch you live like this (paranoid as hell)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Enki S Ending: God Blocking Gambit

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #rher #fear and hunger spoilers #He showed up in the ugliest outfit ever and still served cunt. #Everything about him is so indirectly funny to me. #He canceled his own crucifixion to make sure *he* was the blonde bitch of the non-specific prophecy! #The old gods are running a gambit of trapping humanity in a perpetual timeloop? Just say “Um. No <3” #“Humanity will always be tempted by power and will be tricked into false godhood.” Skill issue. #(Yes I know rher isn't there in the first game but I needed one of the old gods in this comic and...he is the easiest to draw.) #Part of me wants to keep going and sillify the other S endings. Much to think about.

[civetcider]

there is no where in my room with good lighting where you can't see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#butch #lesbian #GRR GRR #that's a real pic of my hammocks #gotta at least move the fnaf plushies and the dollar store minion #i won the domo plush from a claw machine #once again praying a women finds this charming one day i am on my knees please #civetmemes #btw that strawberry plush is like lost media or something and i cant find the brand ANYWHERE online i even asked reddit #if you know what that lil anthro strawberry plush is please tell me i have had this bitch since i was a baby i just want to know

[lesbomaticlove]

so i had another idea because of pinterest

#one piece fanart #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #post timeskip op #slightly spicy #i guess??? #zosan #these bitches have taken over my mind as you can probably tell #i have a folder on pinterest titled 'when im feeling chaotic and/or gay' and that is where these original images are stored