#oreo!verse

[mrsdorothydevereaux]

season 3 oreo!verse

3.08 Brotherly Love Stranger Bedfellows  

Dorothy finds a visit from her ex-brother-in-law to be a welcome distraction from the rift between her and Blanche. It’s very awkward having to skirt around the woman she’s been dating and raising a kid with for months as though they’re strangers. They haven’t said anything to each other in days, relaying necessary information through Rose and Sophia, and have developed a weird custody arrangement that has Dorothy taking care of Ellie during the day and Blanche taking care of her at night. Rose is having trouble sleeping for unrelated reasons (same as canon).

But while Ted is in town, he offers to take Dorothy out to dinner as the old friends that they are. So this happens.

Rose, entering the living room, where Dorothy is sullenly reading a newspaper on the couch: Dorothy, Blanche says that the milk is heating up in the crib and the baby is on the stove. Dorothy: ... Rose: ... Rose: Sorry. I meant to say that the milk is heating up the baby and the crib is on the stove. Or was it, the baby is eating the milk and the stove is in the crib? Dorothy: Honey, I’m begging you, take a sleeping pill. And while you’re at it, please tell Blanche that I’m going out for dinner with Ted tonight. Rose: I can’t take a sleeping pill. Those make me loopy. *raises voice* Blanche! Dorothy says that I should go out for dinner tonight and she’s sleeping with Ted!” Blanche, bursting out of her bedroom: She’s WHAT?! Dorothy: That’s not what I said! I said I’m going out to dinner with Ted. As friends! Blanche: ... Blanche: Hmmph!

Dorothy takes some comfort in the fact that Blanche still cares who she does and doesn’t spend time with. But she takes even more comfort in spending the entire night out with Ted. They don’t kiss and technically they don’t flirt, but they toe the line a little bit too close. Dorothy comes home confused and upset.

Blanche: Good morning, Rose. Good morning, Tramp. Dorothy: Wait...you can see me? For a moment there I thought I was a ghost. Blanche: I haven’t killed you yet, honey. Rose, delirious with exhaustion: Mom, Dad, stop fighting. Blanche: You’ve got some goddamn nerve. You accuse me of running around with that damn politician, then less than a week later you’re in bed with your ex-brother-in-law? Dorothy: I am not. We only talked, Blanche. That’s also an activity that people can do at night. Blanche: Well that’s rich, considering you’re the one who cheated on me. Dorothy: I didn’t cheat on you! How is you refusing to believe me any different than me refusing to believe you? Blanche: Because you’ve already betrayed my trust, that’s why! Rose: Calm down, before you both say something you regret. Blanche: *storms out* Dorothy: I don’t believe this! She’s such a hypocrite! Rose: relax, Dorothy. I’ll make you some tea.

[scene continues to show Rose overcaffinating herself same as canon]

Later that night, Dorothy goes out dancing with Ted. Friends can go dancing, right? Blanche finds out through Rose, and she’s not happy at all. She’s sitting on the couch nursing Ellie when there’s a knock at the door.

Stan: Hi, it’s me, Stan. Blanche: Go hug a landmine! Stan: *opens door* nice to see you too, Blanche Blanche: Damnit. Rose forgot to lock it again. Stan: I came by to see if Ted was here. Blanche: Nope. He’s out dancing with your ex-wife. Stan: *sighs* I knew it. Ted moves fast. I bet he’s planning on proposing to her right now. The worst part is, she’s only using him to get back at me. Blanche: Don’t flatter yourself, she’s using him to get back at-wait...what did you do this time? Stan: Nothing. That’s it. She’s still holding a past grudge over the mistakes I made while we were married. Blanche: Wait a minute. Stan, did you cheat on Dorothy? More than once? Stan: Well, yeah, but c’mon, my brother? Sure, I slipped up with my secretary, and with the flight attendant, and the waitress, but I only made a pass at her sister one time. Blanche: Oh, my god! *stands up quickly* Rose! Rose! I have something very important I have to do. Stan: Not what I was expecting, but okay. Got any condoms? Blanche. Not you.

Blanche runs into Rose’s room to wake her up, which is difficult because Rose has finally fallen asleep. Blanche: Wake up, I need your help! I need someone to tend to Ellie for a little while so I can go find Dorothy! She’s so upset with me, and God, I don’t blame her. I’ve been awful. Just awful! Rose, listen! Am I a terrible person? Rose: I don’t know. Who are you? Blanche: It’s me, Blanche! Rose: No, you’re not a terrible person! You’re just horny all the time! *yawns* Fine, I’ll watch Ellie. But only for one hour, and then you have to let me rest.

Blanche rushes down to the club where Ted is dancing with Dorothy. She cuts in, a particularly bold move since they are very much still closeted for the most part. Blanche tells Dorothy that she’s sorry she’s been giving her the silent treatment and that she should have understood that the only reason why Dorothy’s so sensitive about cheating is because Stan did it to her so many times.

Dorothy: And I’m so, so sorry for not believing you about Gil Kessler. Blanche: I forgive you! And I’m so, so sorry for pretending not to believe you about Ted! Dorothy: You mean you never doubted me? Blanche: Of course not, I was just mad because I figured you were trying to make me jealous. Nobody cheats on me, I’m gorgeous! Dorothy: You are gorgeous! Blanche: So are you!

They almost kiss, but then remember they’re in public. So they walk back over to the table with Ted.

Dorothy: Listen, Ted. There’s something I should tell you. Ted: There’s something I should tell you, too. Blanche: As long as you’re not about to ask her to marry you? Ted: Of course not! I’m about to ask her to babysit! Dorothy: But Ted, you don’t have any children. Ted: No, but I met this gorgeous stewardess on the flight out here, and she can only come with me to Acapulco if she can find a sitter for her two kids. You don’t mind, do you? They’re great kids. One of them plays with matches and stuff, but you don’t smoke, right? Dorothy: I’m afraid that between Rose and Ellie, we can’t risk any more potential fire starters in the house. But I’m flattered you asked. And I promise you that I will never, ever tell anyone that deep dark secret you shared with me. Dorothy: *takes Blanche’s hand and walks to the mike to announce that Ted is impotent*

They go home, and Dorothy goes back to sleeping in Blanche’s bed where she belongs.

#dorothy and blanche #dorothy x blanche #the golden gays #oreo!verse #reimaginings #oreoverse

[wildlife4life]

Oreo Towers will Tumble

Buddie M 7K

Drew Heyward has been a floater at the 118 for a few shifts and ends up as man behind one afternoon. During this time he finds a surprise visitor, Eddie Diaz, one of the handful of omega first responders and the person Drew has been covering for. Turns out, Eddie is Buck's mate, very pregnant and bored after weeks of bedrest. They talk, panic attacks occur, and oreo tower bets are made, creating a new friendship.

“Well until I was put on stupid bed rest a few months ago, this was my place of work.” The omega answered, annoyance lacing his tone. Immediately Drew caught on who their guest is. “Holy shit your Eddie Diaz.” “Technically Buckley-Diaz, but yep that’s me. And you are?” Drew didn’t answer at first, because he was…well he was somewhat starstruck.  Eddie Diaz is one of a handful of omega first responders in the state of California and he was badass.  Pulled a live grenade from a man’s leg, climbed a tilted hotel and a submerged Ferris wheel, and survived the sniper attack back in May. His saves were legendary, and he broke through all the glass ceilings held above omegas.  “Um…” Diaz squinted a bit, eyes on the beta’s chest, “Firefighter Heyward, you good there?” “Holy shit I didn’t know I was covering for you! Oh my god! And did you say Buckley-Diaz? Buckley? As in Buck? He’s your mate?” Drew finally caught the underlying scent of ocean salt and smokey cedar of his fellow fireman mingled with Diaz’s spiced chocolate. “Holy shit!”

Its here! May not be the a/b/o fic ya'll are expecting, but this one is complete and posted! This fic was literally inspired by a pack of Oreos and the random ass image of Eddie stacking them on his pregnant belly. I hope you all enjoy!

#911 fox #911 abc #911 fic #buddie #buddie fic #evan buckley #eddie diaz #a/b/o verse #mpreg #mpreg eddie #Oreos #original child character #original male character #outsider pov #Drew is everyone's new best friend #alpha buck #omega eddie

[cowardlyoreo]

I LOVED THE NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE SO RAAHHH DRAWING THEM ALL

(Sorry no Miguel I got too excited over Hobie and Pavitr )

#my artwrok #my art #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #spider punk #hobie brown #hobart brown #marvel #spiderman india #gwen stacy #miles morales #pravitr prabhakar #cowardly oreo #cowardlyart

[rewriteverse]

Hey Reaper, I have a question. Are you in a relationship with Geno AND Life!Toriel? If not, why? Did she die, or did you two break up?

ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ: ʟᴏᴏᴋ, ɪᴛ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʜᴇʀ. ᴡᴇ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? ᴡᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏғғ ᴀs ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs.

Ink: Sometimes things happen.

ℂ𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤: 𝕄𝕦𝕣𝕣... 𝕄𝕞𝕙𝕞𝕞... 𝕎𝕙𝕒 𝕕𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕

ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ: ... ʏᴇᴀʜ... ɪ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡɪᴘᴇ ᴏғ ɪɴᴋ's ᴅᴏᴏᴅʟᴇs ᴏғғ ᴏғ ᴄʀᴏss's ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɪʀ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴋᴇs ᴜᴘ.

Ink: Leave it, please! He looks so much better that way, don't you think, PJ?

ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ:

#rewrite!verse #sans aus #ink sans #cross sans #reaper sans #oreo bros

[livesforgttn]

KNUCKLES

❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : CRACK. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : study. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : aes. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : dash com. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : answered. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : drabble. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : headcanon. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : saved. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : main verse. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : verse tba.

#❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : CRACK. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : study. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : aes. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : dash com. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : answered. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : drabble. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : headcanon. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : saved. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : main verse. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : knuckles : verse tba. #tag. #hi again oreo :)

[timewontwait]

🌀 @alllonsy continued.

No.

And... that was it, really. Any rational belief in his mind that this was all but a figment of his imagination, belief that he had stubbornly clung to was slipping from his finger tips, like the fragile threads of a safety net failing to catch him, halt his descent into maddened hysteria. Because that was what the hedgehog was now faced with, as this earth shattering realization was just now dawning on him. They’re gone. It’s all gone. ... I’m all that’s left?

...He didn’t understand, but just because he didn’t understand, it didn’t prevent the feeling that was searing right through his chest. Like something was burning him from the inside-out, his heart pounding- SCREAMING at him to keep lying, keep pretending, shut out the truth he couldn’t comprehend. But it’s all coming back to him now, in dizzying waves, the world tilts on its side. Silver, The Egg Carrier... Elise... and... no. No.

You would probably know them as Solaris.

The room felt like it was spinning. Distantly, he registers that The Doctor was still speaking, but Sonic doesn’t hear it. The only thing he could hear was that sickening laughter ringing in his ears. Shaky fingertips clutch at the nonexistent hole in his chest as for once in the bluest of moons, real, genuine panic overtakes him. The hedgehog stares vacantly at nothing as he sinks to his knees. This can't be real. But it is. But it is. But it is. But it is?

“ Sol..aris .. ? ” Eventually came Sonic's quiet voice, cracking in two. His vision begins to blur. That name. That voice. It's coming back to him too. ...Why? How could he? “ ... Sol .. did this? ”

...No.

No. He can't accept this. He won't accept this. This can't be real. THEY CAN'T BE GONE. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

The laws of physics could bow and shake before him, for any measure of time simply could not hope to capture the speed at which the hedgehog moves. His fur scalding to the touch as he sliced through air, the moment is instantaneously now him tackling The Doctor to the ground and wringing him by the collar of his coat. His vision shakes with white hot rage, tears burning his cheeks. His voice bellows with never before seen visceral.

" TAKE ME BACK! "

#🌀 — what can i say? i die hard! ❪ ic. ❫ #🌀 — all you remember has gone away‚ but you’re still standing here. ❪ verses ; dw. ❫ #alllonsy #violence cw #hari dont look #hi oreo #:)

[livesforgttnaa]

❝ You remind me of someone, ❞ Ada remarks from her seat on the log, looking into the campfire. That energy, that demeanor and ever immortal drive to do what's right, even at the cost of your life. A silence as she glances away, folding her arms against the cold. ❝ …Be careful with martyrdom, kid. ❞ / ada for gold, dbd ;o; / @gviirus

▬▬▬☆ Gold sat quietly on the log, legs crossed && somewhat deep in thought. He was really just thinking about Silver, hoping that he was alright. He probably was; he was tough. He was pulled out of that thought when the woman next to him -- Ada he believed her name was, spoke.

                              Her words didn't go over his head by any means. He knew he had this habit of rushing into danger. But he couldn't help it. He wanted to be able to protect people, to make sure that everyone could get out alive. This situation that they were in wasn't the best && if everyone could just stick together, maybe they'd all find a way to escape this nightmare. But Gold didn't like being called a martyr, apparently. It didn't sit right with him.

                              ❝ I'm not tryin' to be the martyr here. I just wanna get outta here && go home. This whole situation sucks. I'm just helping. At least.. I'm trying to. ❞

#gviirus #( gviirus: ada. ) #⋘ MUSE. gold. ⋙ #⋘ ANSWERED. gold. ⋙ #⋘ GOLD VERSE TBA. ⋙ #hi oreo :3

[somewhereinchaos]

          “For some reason, everyone’s acting like I’ve done something wrong.”

#✕ ┊ [ ic update ] #verse tag #( thinks about awful shadow ) #( I DONT EVEN HAVE A TAG FOR THIS VERSE HMM ) #( but oreo makes me feel things )

[onestepfcrward]

@endtiimes​ said: " You don't have to do this, " his voice is trembling, wary as Makoto takes a subconscious step back. He knows he's testing his luck, but he won't sleep at night if he doesn't try. If he sleeps at all -- THIS COULD VERY WELL BE HIS LAST SET OF BREATHS. Ha, least if something happens, he knows he stalled to help, just a little... " Whatever this Entity is doing... we can work together to stop it! "

Hover skates land deftly against the filthy concreate flooring as Shadow leapt from his perch, having spotted one of the few humans he’d been assigned to hunt in this godforsaken place. They seemed young, couldn’t be any older than eight-teen. A shame, really. That this kid’s life was doomed to be cut so short. But then again... who is Shadow to care, anyway? They’re all selfish, pathetic creatures in the end. And he’ll happily cut down anyone who stands in the way of his vow.

The hybrid paused momentarily at kid’s words with a slight tilt of his head. Could it be that he was honestly considering what Mokoto said? It was true, for as fortunate as many might consider his position to be, Shadow was no less a prisoner here than the rest of these disgusting humans... and the Entity had positioned herself between him and his plans. But ah, the Ultimate Lifeform didn’t do team work. And he certainly wasn’t going to lower his place of power for a shot in the dark. No. In time, he will find his own way out. 

“ Hm..hmhmhmhm, ” Shadow purred with amused chuckles, shaking his head. “ You’re wasting your breath. ”

#i tricked myself into carrying on. — ✦ ic. #i think you’re better off looking alone. — ✦ inbox. #and you lose touch with all the things that made you feel sane. — ✦ dbd verse. #endtiimes #well. the wheel decided on sa2 shadow. hope youre happy oreo #but also mokoto GET OUT OF THERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[ofpalletown]

" Kid, " Meowth starts, expression taken aback; he doesn't know how to deal with this conversation, and he honestly wondered if Jessie or James did either. Leaving Team Rocket... that's not just something they can just do; it's so integral to their lives, so woven that they couldn't abandon it if they tried. Then there's more selfish back of his mind, that this future they're building will never come to pass. Wealth, success, respect... all qualities Meowth clung to. And yet, the impulse control -- would they ever get there? The cat stares at Ash intensely. " It ain't that simple. " / @endtiimes​ 

▬▬▬ ◓      He should have known  that  Meowth’s  answer  would  be  like  this.  They’d  been  part  of  Team  Rocket  for  Ash’s  entire  life  --  He  spent  so  much  time  with  them  &&  he  didn’t  want  to  lose  them.  Somehow,  it  was  easier  to  cut  things  off  with  his  father  than  it  was  for  the  trio.  Maybe  it  was  because  they  practically  raised  him  whenever  he  went  to  visit  his  father.  He  saw  them  more  than  he  saw  Giovanni.  Because  of  that  though,  he  couldn’t  make  himself  be  mad  at  Meowth,  or  Jessie  &&  James.  That  wouldn’t  stop  him  from  trying  to  get  through  to  them  at  least.  

                              ❝  I don’t see why not.. You guys are good at so many different things. You’d all do so good without Team Rocket... I just know it!  ❞

#endtiimes #( endtiimes: meowth. ) #╾ TEAM ROCKET VERSE. ⚡FAMILY STICKS TOGETHER. ╼ #╾ answered inbox. ⚡ ╼ #ash is just ... so OVER team rocket as a whole #but dang it he loves the trio so much #THEY'RE HIS FAMBLY OREO!!!!!!!!

[shslpunkartist]

Finished the Punk Skullgirl trio~

#god I need to get good at this game again-- #Punk trio #Pachinko Punk #Oreo Punk #Cherri Punk #Punk Verse #Xbox Pachinko is my best

[clicktogether]

a verse dump ??

━━ ✦ lucy        *   verse / tbc ━━ ✦ mei        *   verse / tbc ━━ ✦ batman        *   verse / tbc

#tag list // #━━ ✦ lucy * verse / tbc #━━ ✦ mei * verse / tbc #━━ ✦ batman * verse / tbc #idk about b/atman if he'll be used in this verse #but knowing toby and oreo #he'll be thrown in somehow

[kuyavancreations]

Taste and see that the LORD is good. Psalms 34:8

கர்த்தர் நல்லவர் என்பதை ருசித்துப்பாருங்கள்.  சங்கீதம் 34 : 8

#oreo #chocolate #nutella #cake #dessert #food #foodporn #yummy #foodie #kitkat #cookies #cheesecake #icecream #oreocake #sweet #love #instafood #homemade #delicious #foodphotography #brownies #oreos #desserts #strawberry #cupcakes #foodstagram #brownie #chocolatecake #oreojesus #oreobibleverse

@oreo

#tamil bible #daily bible verse #verse of the day #word of god #jesus #india #christmas #christianity #independence day #oreo #oreo cookies #oreo draws #oreob4by #chocolate #space dunk oreos #cake #truffles #peanut butter #cookie #new year

[livesforgttn]

CLAIRE REDFIELD.

❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : CRACK. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : study. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : aes. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : dash com. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : answered. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : drabble. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : headcanon. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : saved. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : main verse. ❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : verse tba.

#❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : CRACK. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : study. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : aes. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : dash com. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : answered. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : drabble. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : headcanon. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : saved. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : main verse. #❛ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 : claire : verse tba. #tag. #aND THIS ONE FOR OREO #bc ive been meaning to add her back anyway oop #rolls off to bed now

[timewontwait]

" Spa day with Donna or sight see in space with Doc'. Spa day with Donna, or sight see in space with Doc'... "

#🌀 — what can i say? i die hard! ❪ ic. ❫ #🌀 — all you remember has gone away‚ but you’re still standing here. ❪ verses ; dw. ❫ #watched midnight with oreo. there are two wolves inside sonic dhfjkd

[shslpunkartist99]

Can I request that the shitty ex be revived and handed off to one of the Symbol Punks so that they can make the fucker pay? Like, not in canon of course even though that would be neat but just as a fun little non-canon thing off to the side 😊

Also thank you for punching me in the gut with feels! I enjoyed the read and it was very good angst, but goddamn it felt like I was punched too. /lh

Idk if the Punks would even have the chance to have fun with him. Tsuri's ready to murder again and again and again. Not even Oreo's fast enough

#Punk Squad #Leroy #Tsuri #I remembered him cuz some angst I had was Leroy TRYING to live without the collar on #but no matter what he tries it's like he can feel his ex approaching him. everything's going dark and he can't breathe #it's stronger in the Symbol verse too #Keith and Oreo try to help by sleeping with him to give him comfort without the collar #but a nightmare comes up that even hurts OREO when Oreo tried to see what the nightmare was about #that collar has fucked him up but he feels like he can't live without jt