Literally went from:
“Why would I ever trust the word of an Oathbreaker?”
“It’s unwise to trust a bloody Sharran”
To:
“Why hello, Lover, that sounded more debonaire in my head, I admit”
“I am yours, my Heart”
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Aaaand I’m finally in Act 3 (fucking finally) with my Oathbreaker Paladin Durge run. I can only wish I’m talented enough of a writer to write a fic for these two I swear-
Edit:
Not sure if anyone cares but yeah, fic here lol
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55994872/chapters/14220
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*slaps table*
Listen!
There is something super sweet and healing and hopeful about Gale, "I was groomed and still don't realize it and had 'sex' with the Goddess of Magic via mental/spiritual/astral projection regularly. Also, I'm kind of addicted to magic." Deciding to approach you first to flirt with "You being all sweaty after battle is so fucking hot."
Because it's Real. It's physical. Yeah, it's horny, but it's the realization that the mortal realm can be equal to the godly one, if not superior, despite it being different. Like, he's not Losing something by not being with a God and he can heal.
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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me
just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.
like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.
in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.
how am i supposed to act normal about this.
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Sometimes a family is two dads, the alien baby they forgot in their inventory, and 7000 vampire spawn unleashed into the Underdark.
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Fun fact: I did not know Astarion had the Charlatan background before picking it for my Tav so every time they acted in-character they both got inspiration and it just became this
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i was looking around in the files and found the epilogue camp outfit uuids, and they all have unique names and descriptions so i thought i'd post them all here in case anyone's interested :-)
GALE (human / god)
ASTARION (spawn / ascended)
LAE'ZEL (faerun / githyanki)
WYLL (blade / duke)
SHADOWHEART (selunite / sharran)
KARLACH / DARK URGE
JAHEIRA / MINSC / HALSIN
MINTHARA (drow / city)
edit: UUIDs under the cut if you wanna spawn them yourself
GALE:
Human (Embroidered Ensemble) - 1cb24313-5ed1-43b7-ab4a-cdf2118422ea
God (Weave-Touched Robe) - 1068659c-f12b-4930-ac4f-c4892af58cd7
ASTARION:
Spawn (Dandy's Dream Ensemble) - 13084436-5d19-4cef-ae53-02857497fc28
Ascended (Decadent Ensemble) - 76f26388-daff-440a-a4f3-dba4f78e548c
LAE'ZEL
Faerun (Nomad's Garb) - 9747dbb0-0f92-483e-80fc-391390d416f9
Gith (Senja'si Finery) - 8c953ad4-1103-4215-9a09-ff95e51cc8e4
WYLL
Blade (The Blade's Padded Armour) - 46c97e62-7d3e-449f-a130-586e8e871947
Duke (Duke's Magnificent Raiments) - 7f89e3b8-61ef-498b-bd1b-77f996c5ec42
SHADOWHEART
Selunite (Dusky Ensemble) - 79bb5a64-2019-4818-a898-de179b6bc44c
Sharran (Robes of the New Moon) - 8fc09773-7083-466a-8988-e030b6d647e3
KARLACH
Avernus/Avernus Wyll/Avernus Tav (Hot Pants) - 24149d5d-c509-48dc-b026-491c11e60a5c
OTHER
Dark Urge (Grubby Ochre Clothes) - bdc2247f-32a3-4ded-bffc-8aeb770f23d4
Jaheira (Harper Finery) - bdef460b-374e-45d6-86f7-d272a927b380
Minsc (Very Handsome Shirt) - 54c4b72d-0f2d-40be-bab7-c70c5f3adb97
Halsin (Finely Crafted Ensemble) - d873fb44-94c7-4b74-a272-1d2e5e43a7ef
MINTHARA
Drow (Cut-Throat Leather Ensemble) - 9c035563-05ee-47e1-a3e0-e0420a07f534
City (Moonlit Ensemble) - 7d65044d-0d01-44c8-b665-165f0ecc768c
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bg3 sketches pt.2 heavily featuring my butch4butch agenda
My Tav Brique was made so I could give Karlach an equally giant gf who decides to become her resident attack dog and beat Zariel to death with a stick
also the bottom line up of the bg3 girlz is heavily inspired by @bbspiinchh (:
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I’m fucking dying Astarion’s early party banter is him just flirting with all the companions and striking out; none of them are having it. When he comes on to Tav at the party, not only is he manipulating them, but they are literally his last choice. Not even plan b or c, Tav was plan ‘fuck it, I guess we’re doing this!’ and that clown still fell into his own pit trap.
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