#payday 2 taser

[0amburgh0]

What happens after the payday gang beats the fuck out of the police force

#art #doodle #payday 2 #pd2 #payday 2 cloaker #payday 2 medic #payday 2 taser #payday 2 bulldozer

[pyonicpyro]

Taser and Cloaker with a fancy bouquet. Maybe just playing with the flowers

ARGH this took way too long to finish, I just kept gettin grumpy over how the bouquet was lookin. Kinda gave up, so uh- just don't look at the bouquet too much. Pwease.

They're sharing, sharing is caring :)

#request #payday #payday 2 #payday cloaker #payday taser

[mirroredmasquerader]

Playing Payday 2 with @ninjaredhead simulator

Not to put my younger sister on blast publicly on the Internet

But I'm about to do exactly that

She has since:

-broken this down record (13 in one game!!)

-gotten downed whilst trying to melee a taser with her fists (it should be noted that she had ample ammo on her person when this occurred)

-somehow attracted nearly every cop on the map in every single one of the heists we've run together without fail

-gotten us physically trapped in the GO bank vault

-somehow warped a loot bag across the map while it was actively being carried?? (It should be noted that we don't actually know how that happened, I'm just blaming her for it because I was on the other side of a building)

-observed a taser leap into a wall and vanish

-caused the Longfellow to collide with two objects that neither end of the car was facing (how)

And

-caused the Longfellow to go sideways (how???)

She's doing great on one hand but on the other hand hot damn

#payday #payday 2 #payday 3 #doodle #drawing #art #traditional drawing #traditional sketch #jacket payday 2 #jacket hotline miami #oh yeah the Frankenstein-lookin skeleton is just my loadout #anyways I'm simultaneously extremely proud and incredibly perplexed #right she also did successfully melee like five whole tasers so what do I know?

[pinknabang]

cops!

#payday 2 #cloaker #taser

[medicinemane]

Anytime anyone says "Das conch crete baybee", or uses the meme in any way I always think of it to the tune of Love Shack

#also there's something cloakers say in payday 2 that I think of to that tune... but I can't remember #actually been long enough I'm not 100% sure that's their name; only mostly sure #tasers and shields have pretty easy names to remember seeing as that's their whole point; and no one can forget bulldozers

[scaredybot]

idk, thought of these in the shower.

#payday 2 #medic #Cloaker #taser #hoxton #clover

[kittyslashers]

payday 2 special enemy pokémon types because i need to combine my SpIns or i'll die

tasers: electric

shields: ground/steel

dozers: ground

cloakers: dark/fighting

medics: fairy

captain winters: steel/fighting legendary

(security guards, regular ol' cops, and your standard swat unit are all just normal types. the route 1 normal types of payday)

#shields and dozers are based on certain large ground types (like mudsdale) being SUPER tanky #and medics are fairy because a lot of fairy type pokemon do take on the medic role and have moves that heal themselves or their teams #tasers are obvious theres nothing really to explain there #cloakers have the dark type because of the characterization of dark types typically being like. rude. and cloakers are... definitely that #and also fighting because they beat the shit out of you #captain winters i don't have a solid explanation for it just Makes Sense to me #payday 2 #payday #pokemon #payday the heist

[velathetanager]

Superhero AU Random Lore

Hoxton is happy that Springfield keeps targeting Houston.

Houston had to keep Hoxton’s old outfit (which is tacky) when he returned, and this has led Dozer to believe that Dallas doesn’t love him.

The Wage Dockers stole their original costumes from the FBI (they claim it wasn't stealing because it was dumpster diving).

Shackles and Sniper are together (because WLW Pride)

The Wage Dockers are deadliest when their minds shut off because then they’re ruled by their programming. One time this happened, it was with Chicago, who proceeded to shut down/take over every living thing within a mile radius, then not move until he was snapped out of it by Taser (she had to shock him). They don’t want to talk about it.

Dozer has met and entertained Wolf’s kids before without knowing it (she was a clown for a while).

Necro Cloaker does not enjoy being called a dead body.

Wolf drilled out Dozer’s eyes once after ambushing her, and she held that grudge for a month until she had the opportunity to settle the score (there’s context), and what followed was a brutal reminder of why only 3 people in the Gang are supposed to fight Dozer 1v1. She ended up having Medic heal him (tied up, of course), but it was still scary and Wolf had nightmares about it for months. Dozer does not regret this; do something like he did to the world's strongest woman and you deserve whatever happens to you.

Cloaker has the world’s biggest identity crisis. He’s cloned himself so many times that he doesn’t know if he’s the original. Also he’s implied to have some extra powers.

Taser is a bolt of angelic lightning and is therefore twice as electric as regular lightning (600 MILLION volts).

The Wage Dockers may have had their memories manipulated. They're all technically seven, so it was easy.

Dozer allows the Gang to believe she's a dude so they always look in the wrong place for her secret identity.

Richard, Rasmus, and Don Juan are still around, and Richard has plans surrounding the Wage Dockers.

When the Dockers learn their origin, expect SERIOUS daddy issues with Bain.

#payday 2 #payday bulldozer #payday cloaker #payday taser #payday 2 au #payday 2 superhero au #wage dockers

[dearest-painter]

Two faced or two sided?(PT.1)

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship,canon injuries,crossovers like Payday 2 & Rainbow six siege,Y/N works for both rainbow six siege and with the Payday gang,Y/N is named Boogie man with R6s while is named Wolf with the payday gang,male reader,getting shot at,being hit,being kicked,being tased,bombs,robbing banks,cussing,Y/N is dating Doc/Gustave,Y/N speaks Swedish,Y/N IS WOLF FROM PAYDAY GANG,Dilf reader/Reader has a daughter who is 4 years old,google translate

“WOLF! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?” Where were you? Who was yelling at you. Shaking your head you saw that it was Dallas. “Yeah! I’m okay!” “Good! Thought I almost lost you today,you still got a daughter to take care of!” “Let’s get to work!” He pulled you up as you went to get back to work which was robbing a bank as usual but this one was different they got rainbow six siege your other team. The payday gang knew you worked with rainbow six siege because they make fun of your name ‘Boogie Man’ but hey is it your fault that you can camouflage really well,track things down,and be as silent as a mouse when hunting something?

Chains was yelling at the saw so you went up and kicked them which fixed them. “HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO IT!?” “50/50 chance” “NAH THAT IS SOME BULL FUCKING SHIT! THAT AIN’T 50/50 CHANCE ITS AN 100 CHANCE WITH YOU!” You just chuckled as you left to go fend off the police. “KOM HIT DU LILLA TICK!!” You started shooting at the cloakers,medics,and tasers and oh so much more! Soon you saw a familiar person,your boyfriend Gustave. You sighed knowing he’s about to find out that his boyfriend is also a bank robber. “WOLF WE NEED YOU OVER HERE!” “ALRIGHT DALLAS IM ON MY WAY!” “Mon ange?”you looked at him but under your mask your face was sympathy and regret. “Hello min älskade” you saw Gustave’s face it was of shock and betrayal you couldn’t look at him anymore as you ran towards Dallas.

Gustave couldn’t believe it his boyfriend was a bank robber. No no Y/N wouldn’t do it willingly! Y/N must’ve been forced into this yes yes! That’s the answer his lover was forced to do this horrendous crime and he’s going to make sure that Y/N will be taken away into a safer place with just him. He started to chase you but as you knew him and also have been chased by a lot of people you knew how to get away. Slide under the table,throw down some book cases,jumping around,going through the police,and lastly climbing something you were good at. “GET IT WOLF! WE GOTTA BOUNCE!” “I KNOW FUCKER IM ON MY WAY! KINDA BEING CHASED!” You and the others ran to the car. As soon as you all got in you started to speed away.

Everyone was pissed off that they list the payday gang again! But Gustave was plotting something,he was plotting how to save his boyfriend from those fucking heathens of criminals. He’s going to save his boyfriend one way or another even if he has to take a life.

#yandere #please don’t do this #obession #unhealthy #platonic yandere #yandere platonic #romantic yandere #male reader #yandere x male reader #yandere x reader #yandere rainbow six siege #yandere r6s #yandere payday 2 #r6s x reader #rainbow six siege x reader #payday 2 x reader

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

I remember when the gameplay trailer for payday 3 came out you kinda vague posted about disliking it, did you ever elaborate on what you disliked?

@metalgeara-10cii-arc-210 sorry for the delay but here it is

Basically I've seen footage of the beta since then and some things aren't as bad as I thought but I still see a lot being wrong with it, some of my thoughts about it are below (tl;dr at the bottom)

The UI is worse, they had a perfect coop hud in payday 2, all it needed was to fit indicators for some of the new mechanics and it would have been fine, now you have to play a guessing game of which health bar is yours while going cross eyes because all you ammo and equipment stats are on the other side of the screen, and they got rid of the interaction circle for some reason, so instead of having a very clear indicator of how long an action takes, now you have to squint to look at a tiny square filling up (also they added a crosshair for filthy casuals)

I still have gripes with the gazillion particle effects on some things because unreal engine move, especially the grenades, turns out the flashbang also blinds you by making you not know what the fuck you're looking at thanks to patented Nvidia PhysX™ drivers

I still hate the new look of all the characters, heisters look unnaturally lanky (and the devs getting rid of the suits as the default outfit), all the SWAT guys look the same, all blue uniform black tacticool gear, which is a big departure from 2 where you could always easily tell SWAT tiers and types apart (even on normal the heavy SWATs had a distinctive white helmet and yellow shoulder pads), plus the new special enemy designs sucks, the bulldozer went from a bulky green (or full black) EOD guy that easily stood out in a crowd to basically a blue SWAT guy but bulkier, the Taser went from having a different silhouette and color palette to just another blue SWAT with a couple of yellow bits glued on him, the new grenadier is the same, same base color, just muted red bit, a gasmask (same color as balaclavas) and grenades on his chest to tell him apart, they also made the cloaker go from a stealthy ambusher that punished going around alone and rewarded watching your teammates' backs to a fast walljumping ninja

I also hate the new look of equipment, in the first two game all your equipment had this jury-rigged-with-hardware-store-parts look, medic bags were just that, a bag filled with pharmacy first aid supplies, the ammo bag was a bag full of gun store ammo boxes (before being a rucksack full of magazines), the old look of the turrets was and MP5 rigged to a raspberry pi with 2 motors inside of a tool case, now we have this futuristic self deploying milspec futuristic turret, or clean cases of kevlar plates, it really took away quite a bit of the aesthetic (like how the first hideout was a laundromat's basement)

Then there's mechanics like being able to shoot through a shield's viewport, which completely nullifies their purpose of rewarding teamplay by making someone need to flank them, and they're completely cheapened as an obstacle since you can just slide to stagger them (instead of breaking your leg by sliding on asphalt into a level 4 shield being held by SWAT operator wearing 30 pounds of gear), besides we already had an enemy invincible from the front unless you took an accurate shot, it was call a tan SWAT

Speaking of sliding, there's all the trend chasing flavor of the year mechanics, the sliding being one of them, there's the power meter that you fill with kills they stole from RAID:WW2 so you can pull a more powerful weapon out of your ass, sure some weapons in payday 2 were silly like that, but grenade launchers were usually balanced out by a poor ammo economy

Also now your armor doesn't automatically regenerate apparently (unless I'm getting this wrong), I really don't see the point of having two healthbars that don't regenerate on their own, I always thought the point of it was to allow you to pop out of cover and to reward some risk, now I don't know what they're trying to do

I'm also not a fan of the new skills system, basically they replaced the old one, which promoted teamplay with different trees/roles all bringing different things that helped the team, now it's closer to an ARPG, with 3 different effects that trigger buffs depending on conditions, effects that can stack and chain together etc, it's all very min-max-y, because ARPG mechanics is exactly what I wanted in my Heat (1995) simulator

Speaking of trend chasing, they seem to be copying the Modern Warfare reboots for this one, by both having the same tacticool animations as everyone else (especially the grenade throw) and by making the guns wildly shake from left to right because that's how recoil works apparently

Another domain they're emulating the MW reboot in is the sound, with guns that sound muffled and completely lack punch and bass like a sewing machine, whereas Payday 2's weapons sounded great, this might be due to Simon Viklund leaving, which also brings me to my next point:

No Bain = no buy, I know Simon hated doing the voice, and I'd have easily settled for Locke, but instead of a professional, experienced criminal mastermind or an Afrikaner veteran mercenary, we now have an irritating, sarcastic, quippy, annoying mission control

This also applies to the music, half of Payday was the fantastic soundtrack by Viklund and with him gone, I'm not sure I want to hear whatever they replaced him with

After audible pain, I can talk about a visual one, and the fact that even in the beta there's also eyepopping oversaturated CS:GO tier weapon skins plus weapon charms and stickers, which also shows their priority, I hated the weapon skins in Payday 2 since day 1, 95% of them looked terrible and I don't expect it to get any better, which also brings me to my final point

When I saw the menus for Payday 3, it was clear to me that they wouldn't be caught lacking a second time monetization wise. When Payday 2 released, it was never meant to have weapon skins or purchasable outfits, and those menus reflected that, but not in Payday 3, everything is already ready for it to be a live service game with all the gazillion DLC cosmetics you could imagine, the menus are all already set up to be filled with purchasable items down the line, leaks already showed "payday credits" so I have a feeling that we're already headed down microtransaction road, even with the cope of "muh it's just for cosmetics!", especially knowing their publisher Starbreeze (the same one that made them break their promise of never putting in microtransations in 2, they made that promise for the last game, yet now they're already implementing the framework for them before it got out of the beta)

TL;DR: Just like in many other cases, Payday started out as an indie franchise with a unique and interesting premise, then the sequel got popular and monetized, the studio grew, and now the latest entry is nearly unrecognizable from the original, completely diluted by time and the core studio founders leaving, they used to be a stone standing out of the river, now time has made them a grain of sand going with the current

Payday went from Heat (1995): The Videogame to Just Another Modern Shooter (Cops & Robbers flavor)

I might end up getting it much later down the line but I'll be real with you, I loved Payday since 1, I slowly watched it move further and further away from what it was and for this one, I'm not hyped at all

[starr-finn]

PAYDAY 2: Main 4 + Houston and Bain with an S/O who Blacks out on heists

CWs: kinda gory, canon violence, blood, mentions of wolf and the eye drilling incident

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Dallas

♡ Hooooo boi, Dallas is terrified of you on heists

♡ Dallas stands there watching you basically cut a dozers arm off

♡ eventually he'll try and calm you down

♡ but he's too nervous to stop you for a little bit

Writing time!

Dallas sits there watching you repeated stab a dozer In the arm, at this point, his arm was almost off. Dallas cringes listening to the screams, sure he's killed cops but this was too much. Dallas walks over and gently grabs your shoulder, you turn and look at him, and he just shakes his head. So you stand up and leave the dozer bleeding, probably dead, on the ground

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Chains

♢ bro just watches, he's far too nervous to step in at first

♢ he's stares at you while you just slash this shield up while he's screaming

♢ he just let's you burn out

♢ but if you don't stop, then he'll step in

Writing!

Chains sits there, watching whilebyiu cut a shield up, it was terrifying, watching you kill cops, slashing a shield up after a couple minutes before walking over and pulling you back calmly

"Alright hun, that's enough, he's dead" he says ruffling your hair

You nod softly and follow him away from the carnage you had just caused

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Hoxton

♤ Hoxton just watches you for the first few minutes

♤ he finally stops staring and goes to to do something else

♤ when he comes back, he'll stop you

♤ till then, he wants no part in that

Writing!!

Hoxton stands there, watching you fuck up a taser, and then he walks off, keeping an eye on you as you kill the cop that crossed you. When he comes back, your still stabbing the poor tasers dead body. He calmly walks over and pulls you away from the body, standing you in front of the drill, mumbling about how the taser was already dead

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Wolf

♧ this boi is so happy to help you on your rampages

♧ bro will happily help you murder someone

♧ we see him drill through a dozers eye, he'd do it again

♧ he'll hold them down while you do!!

Writing

Wolf smiles while holding down the dozer that was unfortunate enough to be the victim of your wrath, laughing while you smashed his skull in, with pure unbridled rage, he had no idea how and when you get so purely angry, or how your rage is only matched by his, but he loves it, he finds it hot.

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Houston

☆ bro is terrified by you

☆ it was pretty scary

☆ poor guy just watches as you beat this poor cloakers ass

☆ dude was too scared to step in

Writing!!

Houston sat there watching while you beat this cloakers ass, dudes face was basically red paste by this point. All he did was watch, he was absolutely terrified. Watching you beat this cloakers ass scared him more than anything he'd seen in his few years of heisting

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Bain

✑ dude can't do shit

✑ he just watches

✑ he eventually tries to calm your down

✑ "alright love, that's enough, he's been dead for about ten minutes"

Writing!!

Bain is watching you repeatedly stab the poor fucking medic that shot you. He stops everything else hes doing and just watches, he's so fucking surprised watching you stab the poor cop guy

"Alright hun, he's dead by now, he have bigger things to do"

he watches as you slowly stand up and run off to fight more cops, Bain just stares, smiling softly, just loving how violent and Passionate you get

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The bois!!! I love them

#payday 2 #payday 2 x reader #payday the heist #payday x reader

[psycho-lizard9]

Man I'm so happy I got the Payday 3 gold edition so that I immediately have the new DLC which adds a new enemy, the techie, which is definitely my fave enemy cause who wouldnt love a hard af to find hidden enemy that sends overpowered machine gun drones after your ass and makes the game impossible to beat even on the easiest difficulty...

This shit on normal difficulty is almost just as bad as payday 2's death sentence 1 down... dozers have become a joke compared to the techie.

I hope they fucking change the techie soon cause I literally cant solo loud this game for fun anymore, its pure challenge and frustration now... great job overkill, and its expensive af too. Pay 20 bucks to downgrade your game to a basically unplayable status, right now where I could use some chill cop shooting to destress from life's bullshit. Back to payday 2 and payday the heist I go until this shit changes.

If even I am this pissed about something you know you fucked up cause I have forgiven all of PD3's bullshit so far, but this is just pure hate on solo players and a big fuck you from the devs... I did not expect this from them with how great PD2 was.

Also make this ass game available offline, my wifi is bad in the winter and I lose connection constantly. Even if it does work, I lag as hell.

Edit:

And before ANYONE says "just go find the techie and kill her." It is not that easy to find her when you are stuck in a room with a dozer on the left, a taser on the right, a nader about to gass you from behind, a cloaker above you, 6 drones dancing around you, 2 shields blocking the door and then outside of the room is the entire FBI and outside the building probably a sniper or 3.... plus a new techie takes the old one's place WAY too quickly afterwards.

#payday #payday game #payday 3 #syntax error #dlc #techie #fucking hate it

[agentldiddy]

The Leviathan Company Session 8

We got some dogs and Lily finally got a job for her organization. It involved stealing a bunch of diamonds from a jewelry store, and we could use that for a mass-revival spell. Anakiir had to go for a bit, and he gave us explicit instructions not to do a crime.

So, we turned DND into Payday 2.

Here's the plan: First, the team would need codenames.

Dar would be Dallas

Lily would be Hoxton

Ivan would be Chains

and Zeta would be Wolf. I will be using these names for the description of the heist, so pay attention.

First, Hoxton would negotiate with a local gang (I forget why, maybe for resources?) Next, Wolf would go to the far side of town and empty out the Bag of Infinite Gerbils he got at some point to cause a distraction. This would be Dallas, Hoxton, and Chains' cue to enter the store, and start holding it up. By the time Wolf gets back, they would have cracked into the cellar to access the goods.

However, when the gang tried to escape, they encountered a rather large guard wearing what seemed to be a skull mask. Lily cast an invisibility spell so we could sneak past, but then we encountered another guard, and we drop invisibility and have to fight the two guards off.

There were two guards and a wizard at the beginning of the fight, which we'll be calling the medic, the taser, and the dozer. The taser repeatedly casted a lightning spell on us, the dozer hit hard and soaked up damage (though, he was preoccupied fighting Wolf), and the medic healed any guard who got hurt. We took down the medic first, then Hoxton took down the taser with a lightning spell of her own. Then, it was down to the dozer.

Wolf tried to deal lasting damage to the guard, but it was all like a mosquito bite to him. In fact, one of his handaxes SHATTERED against his armor. Fortunately for Wolf, he found a weakness: the dozer's mask isn't as heavily armored as the rest of his body. So, Wolf started aiming for the mask, which cracked like an egg. At this point, the Dozer called for backup, but Dallas destroyed his sending stone. Unfortunately for us, backup still came.

The Cloaker arrived. The bane of all heisters. A soldier who can knock any foe to the ground in a single dropkick. And he knew how to dropkick. Once Wolf finished the dozer off, all eyes were on the cloaker, who we took down.

After that was dealt with, we booked it, victorious.

#dnd #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons 5e #leviathan company #this was probably the most fun session I ever played in the campaign #I wanna play more payday 2 reference sessions sometime

[the-marked-one-artist]

I selected a random offline heist. Saw, that it was the hospital map. I wasn't that happy about it but I tried to get the best out of it. Opening fire, killing the cops and waiting for the better looking enemies were my steps. A few minutes passed and I saw a blue shining out of nowhere: It was a Taser who was the source of that glowing. And two Shields managed to position themselves so good that the picture is perfect.

That was the hospital story.

#payday #payday 2 #payday 2 hospital #art #payday art #payday 2 taser #payday 2 shield

[scaredybot]

The first bit is based on a meme from when Korone and Calli played keep talking and nobody explodes.

the second bit is just something I threw in for fun.

#payday 2 #wolf #dallas #medic #cloaker #bulldozer #chains #taser

[hoxooster]

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#PAYDAY 2 #PD2 #Tazer #taser #Chains #fan project