#philosophy jokes

[theabigailthorn]

Fallacy of relative privation? Well, there are worse fallacies...

#philosophy jokes

[milfzatannaz]

why is the word for non romantic feelings called Platonic. I’m not arguing about the political conditions of the perfect city with my friends

#philosophy jokes

[mediocratesofsamos]

Today's Mediocratic Quote:

"The mediocre is not the sub par. The mediocre is that which is acceptable and achievable. When you truly comprehend it, then you shall know that to set it as your hearts goal will carry you further than sloth or overwork."

- Mediocrates' Μεμολογου

#mediocrates #philosophy #philosophy jokes #ancient greek memes #inspirational quotes #Spotify

[cozy-cosmic-horror]

Obsessed with this gif I made

#extremely funny #ironic of course #nietzsche #friedrich nietzsche #peak comesy #philosophy #philosophy jokes #he would hate this so much

[monk-of-mystery]

Nietzsche: I still can't believe he's dead

God from the other room: would you STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD

Nietzsche: Sometimes it's like I can still hear his voice

#religion jokes #philosopy #philosophy jokes

[ethics-wizard]

Defeating the empiricist by being really good at hiding

#philosphy #philosophy jokes

[erobertpugh]

I’m gonna dress up as Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, start a speed metal band, and call it “Shreddinger’s Cat”

#jokes #metalband #teenage mutant ninja turtles #pizza time #tmnt #philosophy jokes

[heythereitsace]

Happy Ace Week!

From my partner earlier: "I think asexual relationships are the best relationships. They're really approaching the...platonic form of a relationship." *ba dum tish*

#dad jokes #relatable content #asexual #asexuality #happy ace week #philosophy jokes #happy ace week 2022 #ace pride

[magicallymango]

putting the clit back in heraclitus

#i found this in my drafts #i dont remember at all but omf #history jokes #philosophy jokes #Heraclitus

[randomness-it-is]

high school philosophy classes>

#philosophy #high school #class #why is my class so chill #everyone’s friends it’s crazy #philosophy jokes

[thecovertcomic]

‘Non sequitur’ sounds bad until you consider the alternative.

#non sequitur #philosophy jokes #funnywisdom #wisdom #spy wisdom

[codesquire]

A snarky joke about philosophical nomenclature, in three tweets

#philosophy jokes #nomenclature jokes #nuanced dick joke #sometimes i make funnies #sometimes i make a funny

[memes-of-my-father]

#boomer memes #boomer humor #very punny #bad puns #philosophy #philosophy jokes #plato #play dough

[mediocratesofsamos]

Socrates would have loved Goncherov.

#mediocrates #goncherov #socrates #philosophy #ancient greek memes #funny #philosophy jokes #goncharov

[mountainmagpie]

I genuinely want to know how one reads Kafka and then comes to the conclusion that the man was a “happy and well adjusted guy.” No hate to the og poster, I just think it’s kind of funny.

#thought it was a joke at first but the replies were funny too #gregor samsa #kafkaesque #Kafka #Franz Kafka #the metamorphosis #the trial #letters to milena #letter to his father #classic literature #absurdism #existentialism #philosophy

[firestar5318]

What makes something meat or not meat?

#I’m arguing with my gf about protein powder being largely crickets #and therefore being condensed meat #making adding it smoothies and stuff a meat smoothie #and she hates that #but can’t answer my question abt what they are if not meat #this is a joke #vegans pls don’t murder me #meat #philosophy #philosophical #philosophical questions #to meat or not to meat; that is the question #sorry Shakespeare