How does this not have ten million views?!!!
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He strikes out with the ladies... but what about...?
(This is a take on the Chicken Run meme previously posted-
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Because it needed to be done, didn’t it?
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My favorite thing about Damar is that he’s just a dude. Garak and Dukat are constantly scheming, speaking in euphemisms all the time, never fully honest with anyone around them or even truly with themselves, and Damar is just like, there. Like he proves this isn’t a Cardassian thing, they’re just Like That.
Dukat, talking about killing someone: I’ll make the necessary arrangements to ensure they’re properly taken care of.
Garak, talking about killing someone: You can rest assured I will do all that is in my power to make sure their stay is as pleasant as possible. But,, once they’re back in their own ship, it’s simply out of my hands.
Damar, talking about killing someone: We should have them killed.
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Get the actual fuck up out my face if you don’t think Garak is the best Star Trek character.
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Jadzia: “Sometimes I like to just place my hands on someone’s cheeks, gaze into their eyes…-“
Garak: “And violently jerk their head until their neck snaps.”
Jadzia: “…”
Kira: “Well that took an unexpected turn.”
Garak: “Ah, so did the fellow’s neck.”
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I feel like Julian is really fascinated by 21st century fandom culture. Like yeah he likes reading classics, but he likes reading a good old 200k slow burn, enemies to lovers fic even more.
Also every once in a while he tries to explain the significance of social media to Garak.
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One thing I don’t understand about Garak, is why he didn’t make some sick shades that blocked out the Federation’s glaring light on DS9.
He complained to Julian that the station was too bright, but he never considered designing glasses/visors that blocked out the wavelengths that were causing him pain.
I work with computers all day and I use red and orange lenses to block out the blue light so I don’t get screen headaches.
Garak needs red shades or purple ones.
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