#please start using it it would be funny

[falsekingfrancis]

I have made an objectively better temperature measurement system. Better than Fahrenheit, better than Celsius. It’s called ✨degrees Hughes✨

100°F=100°H

0°C=0°H

And room temperature is about 55 degrees

I also spent way too much time making a calculator so you can use it in your everyday life. Everyone should use this it’s better.

#temperature #science #i did a thing #why did I do math for fun #math #Fahrenheit #celcius #they’re both bad #degrees Hughes #my beloved #please start using it it would be funny #for the bit

[wundrousarts]

headcanon that edgy Nevermoorian teens make cringy wundersmith ocs with wildly inaccurate lore and there’s a whole forum dedicated to role playing them. Morrigan finds said forum.

This is actually what the group from the blurry Silverborn snippet is, tbh.

JK, but I was inspired. Enjoy.

Text version of the chat:

MaximillianMårtensson: Finally, I’ve mastered all 9 of the Wretched Arts….. tch *shadow clouds his face, and he starts to chuckle* Lyd1aDr1sc0ll: i mastered all 10 :3 Xx_EsterOtten_xX: SKILL ISSUE. I’ve mastered 12 🔥💯💪 GigiGrand: hi i;m famous singer gigi grand MaximillianMårtensson: // STOP. Xx_EsterOtten_xX and GigiGrand are typing…

#asks #nevermoor #nevermoor headcanons #nevermoor meme #nevermoor fanart #‘why did you write it out when you had it in text form’ ummmm next question please #layers for mog: one yet layers for everything else: a billion trillion #thank you for the funny ask #I love thinking about nevermoorians online #what is squall’s whole deal w the gossamer traveling but cyberbullying? #the names are from behindthename’s generator. always useful lol #this is inspired by ye olde text edit hp rps between my sisters and I #we started out by just each of us trying to give ourselves better brooms than the previous person loll #and so ​I think the equivalent for cringe wundersmith ocs would be how much of a prodigy each of them are lol #does anyone else think that the horrified mog with the transparent .png of a computer is the funniest thing ever or am I just delirious #bc I find it hilarious and kept getting distracted from the rest of this to giggle at it at the bottom of the canvas lol

[p4nishers]

i have read every post order 66 fic under the sun and i can confirm they all vaguely start like ep3. they all DEFINITELY have cody deflecting at one point or another. very suspicious. u wanna tell us sumn dave? wanna share something with the class??

#NEED to know if he reads codywan fics in his down time #honestly he totally would so to completely avoid duing anything remotely pleasing for us so thanks for that #seriously keep em coming im frantically rereading all of them for the 9348th time and its not funny anymore im going insane #someone read 'tell me no tales' and talk about it to me before i've to be admitted im so so serious i just started my 8th reread #commander cody #codywan #obi wan kenobi #star wars #the bad batch s2 #clone wars #the solitary clone #order 66 #tbb #tbb s2 #dave filoni #post order 66 #ao3

[hauntmebaby]

Aaron Minyard accidentally letting it slip that the med school use volunteer actors in their clinical exams.

Aaron Minyard then walking into his next OSCE to find the foxes have all volunteered to be his pretend patients

#idk if it’s called osces in the us #can you imagine how funny they would be #Andrew would be a little shit #Aaron: and any past family medical history? #Andrew: my twin brother is a diagnosed idiot #Neil doesn’t realise it’s acting and starts showing all these injuries he actually has #even Aaron is concerned like Josten please get Abby to check that out #Kevin is just all flustered #so is Aaron #kevaaron #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #andreil #Aaron the med student #allison reynolds #renee walker #matt boyd #nicky hemmick #all for the game #incorrect aftg quotes #aftg #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Has anyone done a variation of "Y/N gets sold to 1D" but it's The Mechs? (Like the characters not the irl ppl.) I feel like there's a lot of potential there. For science of course.

#please hear me out #bc it would be stupidly funny #I can't ever stick to single multi-chapter fics but it's genuinely tempting #I'm also bad at satire so it would start like “i throw my messy bun up” “my moms a BITCH” “omg the Mechanisms” obviously #with tim calling yn love and shit #but lile three chapters in and suddenly I'm writing super serious and intense self insert and have stopped using yn #but eh #the mechanisms #I'm serious tho have we even considered the possibilities here

[57sfinest]

okay as a Jean Enjoyer i feel like i need to say this because there are different genres of jean enjoyment (jeanres if you will). i am of the faction where i don’t really vibe with the whole “jeangst” thing (as it exists as a fandom phenomenon) and here’s why. so much of the stuff i see labeled “jeangst” is WAY too sympathetic to and forgiving of jean for my taste. like he’s woobified or there’s a lot of uncritical ‘poor jean harry is so mean to him and now harry’s amnesia ruined his life :(’ type stuff which is such a fundamental misunderstanding of him and his role in harry’s past & present and it skews how we view his dynamic with harry too. and i don’t mean this as “oh considering jean’s pov is bad!!1!1″ no i consider his pov all the time i am indescribably mentally ill about the torment that the jeanharry relationship puts both jean and harry through. but when we consider his point of view i really think that just ascribing him the simple role of ‘poor depressed punching bag’ strips him of all the interesting parts of his character & also contributes to a less nuanced and accurate understanding of harry as well (it makes it easy to villainize him for his addiction and mental illness, which in and of themselves aren’t moral failings-- harry was a bad person for his behavior, which is not the same as his addiction or his illnesses)

like, jean put himself in this situation. over and over again. yes he was likely forced into working with harry, but whatever’s going on between them is more than a workplace conflict. you look at luiga’s twitter and he’s said so much about jean and harry’s codependency and the other mentions of a very close and very unhealthy personal relationship. you see the way jean talks about his own role vs harry’s in the ending-- jean WANTS to be the poor victim, he wants everyone to see him as the helpless punching bag who is being such a saint by Putting Up With Harry And His Bullshit, look at me, i’m so much better than this stupid mentally ill addict! he’s like harry you are so unprofessional, and there is something wrong with you, and we are all so tired of putting up with you and your shitty behavior, but here he is sitting in a hotel lobby in a wig to harass harry while harry is actually doing his job!! like jean my love here you are reaming harry out about “doing his fucking job” sir what are you doing!! you are sitting in a hotel looking angry for 14 hours just in case your special little partner who you are definitely sooo mad at condescends to speak to you for a few minutes!! and you dragged poor judit out here too!! jean. girl. babe. it’s time to admit you are a massive hypocrite with an even bigger victim complex. you, a mentally ill addict, are losing your shit at harry for being a mentally ill addict. why don’t you meaningfully address the actual behaviors instead of just reminding harry that he’s an alcoholic every 2 minutes.

like i’m not saying jean should have infinite patience for harry after multiple years of mistreatment but damn dude the double standards are insane. jean is instigating a messy public breakup and being pretty abusive the whole time and then he’s like everyone feel bad for ME and not STUPID HARRY who is an ALCOHOLIC in case anyone forgot. he goes on and on about how much his life sucks and how much harry sucks and boohoo poor him he’s so depressed and beaten down by the shitkid etc but then in ANY sub-ideal ending you get there’s still something that tells you that he’s still taking harry back or at least considering it. in the cuno ending “he can’t leave you behind. he just can’t. one final time...” even in the worst ending “if you make it-- if you’re sober for 10 months-- tell us. i’ll work with you again.” jean babe if you hate him so much then stay the fuck away from him!! damn!! your codependency is showing!! your victim complex is showing!! just go get harry’s name tattooed on you at this point like at the very least it might get you some sympathy from people at the bar when they ask about what’s very clearly an Ex’s Name Tattoo

#this got out of hand. sorry #anyway yeah i disagree with 'jeangst' on principle because it's too nice to jean basically #you can be sympathetic to his point of view without being a Jean Apologist or completely erasing his role in a mutually abusive dynamic #i love to think about how much this whole situation hurts him. and i love to think about how a lot of it is his fault #it's so much more interesting for him to be a participant in his own victimhood #he's standing there goading harry into punching him and then he gets punched and is like HOW DARE YOU PUNCH ME!! #well sir you see if you tape a sign on your forehead that says kick me then eventually you are going to be kicked. #the jeanharry relationship as a form of self harm for both parties involved etc etc #using each other to punish themselves etc etc #just enough good in it to keep them going. just enough bad to make it bitter the whole way through. the push and pull of addiction etc etc #see a return to jean/harry partnership after martinaise would be so funny #jean tries to provoke harry says some shitty stuff etc and harry just like. starts crying or having a panic attack or whatever #and jean is like hold on this makes ME look like the bad guy. come on quick hit me. come on say something mean. call me a slur. please #or maybe harry goes right back to being an asshole depending on ur guy. and nothing ever changes and they hurt each other for ever and ever #until they succumb to the inevitable murder-suicide #kiwipost #jv meta #jean vicquemare #I HATE THIS GUY *beating him with one of those carpet dust racket things*

[thehealingsystem]

Seeing some debate on if in game henry being an ink version of him makes the time loops less evil and imo it makes it even MORE evil. He was given false memories of a life he never lived, been put through hell and back ever since creation and has no hope of any other purpose in the world. He was literally MADE to suffer. And he isn't even the henry that had left joey, just some replica he made to take his anger out on with no regards to that person's wellbeing

Just because he's made of ink doesn't mean he's any less alive. He still feels things, still has thoughts and opinions, still conscious, he is a living being. No, just because he isn't the real guy doesn't make it less cruel. Its just as, or even more so, a disgusting and evil thing to do to him

#I was half hoping henry would get to run into joey and just start beating him up #ghost joey must be avoiding him like the PLAGUE #what's funny is when joey finally realized that maybe what he was doing was a little fucked up he didn't personally help henry #he sent allison instead which is questionable by itself #but #he knew the guy probs didn't want any help from HIM #using ur brain for once joey #I honestly wanted to see more anger from henrys end about all of it #was he implied to be aware he isn't real? like not JUST made of ink but that he was ALWAYS ink? #not human turned ink #and what's also so fucking sad is that as soon as he escaped from the time loop he was held prisoner for years after #can we please give this guy a hug? also some food I know he doesn't need to eat but going years without food doesn't sound nice #please I need this man to be happy for once in his life #bringing back the stop henry abuse slogan #henry stein #batdr #bendy and the dark revival #bendy and the ink machine #batim #joey drew

[floralovebot]

helia hates using technology and refuses to try digital art out of spite: trash

helia has tried digital art but prefers traditional art and doesn't like it when people try to force digital on him: woke

helia does digital art but he treats it like traditional painting and does everything on one layer, refuses to learn ctrl + z, and doesn't save until the very end: bespoke

#i just think helia being a little crazy #helia: if the program crashes i simply start over #bloom: you are insane please kill yourself #ajdgjlhdga #bloom wouldnt say that obviously but like aldhg #i think bloom would understand why helia prefers traditional art #but the idea of bloom trying to convince him to try digital and him just not getting it is so funny to me #bloom: you know you can undo your mistake right :) (polite) (genuinely trying to help) (bonding moment) #helia: yes by painting over it :) (polite) (enjoying having an artist friend) (hasn't used a computer in ten years) #timmy: (crying in the corner)

[every-sanji]

what are some of your favorite moments where sanji just gets screwed over (like the hgeegh bit)

I'm not sure if that's like. Getting screwed over so much as just being made fun of for saying silly things. That said I do think his bit where he just starts talking in wing dings (here) is incredibly funny and given the fact that it has been one of my most popular posts this month I think most of you can agree with that. I do in general think the zoro and sanji dynamic is incredibly funny even if I'm just skimming for sanjis I'll keep an eye out for them for a giggle.

#asks #anonymous #not sanji #i say that last part as if i dont have z0san blacklisted. i dont like them romantically #theyre just funny to me. literally antagonistic to each other for fun to the detriment of everybody around them #i love when zoro goes out of his way to rile up sanji which is. just about every time it happens #he's so teaseable its so easy to get under his skin like that #also since i'm already rambling in the tags i started watching high card recently #actually finished s2e2 when i saw this ask #hoping to get to s2e4 today if not more #<- guy who binged literally 10 episodes of it yesterday #uhm. if there are any high card fans following me... hmu i'm so obsessed with this series now #(not that. the enstars hyperfixation is going away thats still going strong #and ironically i started watching high card bc a friend mentioned an alkakurei high card au and i went oooo sounds neat) #but yeah. i need a vijay focused episode yesterday please and thankies. #but otherwise very solid series i think most of you would like it if you like one piece for the action sequences #characters are pretty well written too. chris... #someone on discord compared the cards to op devil fruits but if you could take them away and like. kinda? #the card chooses you but you have to activate it in play to like. use it #not entirely like a fruit that you eat and it becomes a part of you whether you like it or not #but anyway. watch high card #thats too many tags goodbye

[waterghostype]

i will be honest i like cole x vania. like should it ever be canon? never absolutely not. is it adorable to think about in the comfort of my head? yes yay woohoo!

#this goes for meik/goldendragon lmk too #like please never be canon. please also kiss in my brain #though i like conia for comedy reasons more than actually shipping them #im also alright with conya tbh… like i used to hate them but theyre literally fine post like s10 LMAO #like them in dr how cute so silly #ill be real people ship friends all the time these are literally like the most harmless ships known to man #as long as they dont become CANON i think the value in the “girl and boy having an actually good platonic relationship” idea is still there #so basically! conia is funny. conya is painful (neg) until they start being cute. meik rights #and idc abt shipping sorin either Like i dont ship them but i feel like once again theres more offensive things out there #but theyre also a little bit of an inside joke for me so i would only ever think of them together for comedy purposes #so like whatevs #ninjago #aphid philosophy

[sonknuxadow]

What if Werehog Sonic got infected with the metal virus and Metal Sonic got hit with Dark Gaia energy? 2 metal werehogs but of a different kind.

hmmmm i think that the effects dark gaia would have on metal sonic would be very different than the effects it had on sonic i feel like it would be more like possession than a physical transformation. because theyre a robot . and if they were to get a proper werehog form it would be something that eggman designed for them or something

#what if i started calling sonic flesh sonic or something when talking about sonic and metal at the same time. that would be funny i think #anyway as for werehog and metal virus i think i takled about that already like very recently . maybe thats what prompted this idk #i remember some people suggestiong that hes like #immune. to it #the metal virus #because dark gaia energy being from a literal god and all would be protecting him from it #but idk if thats what i personally think would happen #also i remember . at the start of the arc. when he first got infected #there was a panel where he was like ''im not used to being a liability but ive dealt with similar things before #so hopefully ill be fine'' and werehog was shown as an example. of him being a liability before. bestie what did you mean by that #are you implying you felt like you were a dnager to your friends or that you felt useless like that or something . please elaborate . #so anyway just based on that one scene alone i think combining werehog and the metal virus stuff could be really interesting #asks

[todayisafridaynight]

This is based off a text post going around a while back- but for the stream you should make a lil 2D drawing to represent you, and every time you hit Ctrl+Z it cringes/yells

i got two settings it's cringing and yelling ☠️☠️☠️

#snap chats #very true though anon. you have me down to a science #i prob will forgo using a face cam just so the focus can be on whatever im drawing or whatever's on screen #that sounds funny tho LMAO alas i have never made a persona nor would i know the first thing about doing any of that #ok thats a lie but im not using my old warrior cats oc from 2010 to represent myself when im drawing YAKUZA #i should redraw that lil shit tho.. just for fun.... yeah ill do that for my peepers #anyway i just woke up from an accidental nap. sorry. #woke up to find out my mom was gone for a bit for some skin appointment so i ran upstairs and started eating everything #buddha will slap me for this but thats ok if this is what it means to be happy then yk. let it slide please <:) #SO FUNNY THO I WAS TALKING TO MY SISTER AND WE SUDDENLY HEARD THE GARAGE OPEN #AND I HAVE NEVER SCRAMBLED OUT OF A ROOM SO FAST and then it was just my brother with ice cream ☠️☠️ #this ice cream yummy.... if you were wondering... its not mint choco so no one can yell at me it's cookies and cream

[jupiterjunebug]

i am seeing some people who uh. i dont think realize that takeshita is not a new japan talent.

at least i assume. that is why we are saying "tony khan should do the right thing and let takeshita have the belt off moxley at double or nothing". Because the alternative is thinking that the right thing to do to rectify an aew talent defending the main new japan belt in america is to...........drop it to a guy who is from a third promotion on a ppv that new japan has NOTHING to do with? Just because that man is um? Japanese?

#listen it would be way less awkward for a new japan belt to go on a ddt guy in 2024 than uh #some years in the past #but i think if it happened on a solely AEW payperview thatd be kinda us jumping the shark #anyway if u were assuming take is new japan uh. he isnt. im begging you please remember japan has more than ONE FUCKING PROMOTION #this would be the rough equiv of if like #hiromu won the mens world title from swerve #and then people started demanding he lose it to kushida at wrestlekingdom so kushida could take it to tna #and return it to america #because it would be and i quote from at least four people #the right thing to do #except thatd be kind of funny as hell rather than feeling a little racist so they can do that if they want

[extravalgant]

Well done, my champion, my hero, my... dare i say it? My Scion. 

started thinkin about lemuria again and before i knew it i was 4+ hours deep into this painting of calamity . crazy stuff

IM NOT THERE YET ON MY STORM (camera pan to me dead in karamelle) but that wont stop me from getting the story ELSEWHERE... the monitoring stations with the old one always interested me . love how he called us his scion i think thats very fucked up possessive of him

anyways heres one more lil doodle

#wizard101 #w101 #lemuria spoilers #HOW DO I... EXPLAIN THIS #this is a lie i would love to explain all my fucked up and projected thinking #I LOVE THAT LITTLE PIECE OF DIALOGUE.... #and its so funny to imagine this as calamity in this situation #because as far as she knows the arcanum and ravenwood let her kill anyone she pleased #either that or she realized early on that she had 'permission to kill' that anyone else didnt have #so later on down the line she starts toeing the line of a 'good' and 'bad' person so when dasein comes along shes like ur telling me #i gotta deal with and sort out my own moral compass ??? AND TEACH IT TO THIS GUY??? #guy (gender neutral) #but like... MY SCION . what did u mean by that. AND ITS CAPITALIZED SO ITS IMPORTANT #whether or not he knew it was us (but i think he did know it was us) when we saw each other on the summit its like . things would have been #so different if he didnt get swallowed and thats the crazy part #MY CHAMPION.. MY HERO... like objectively speaking those are very much positive/good aligned but coming from that tv #i was like u are trying to mold us (the wizard) into EVIL!!! MAYBE . maybe #also its sooo juicy how we will never know if the old one actually had a change of heart bc hes dead . like LOST CONNECTIONS... #some will say yes and canon supports that i guess w the guilt line but at the same time im like . he was way too flippant with the lives of #these inhibitants for me to believe that he felt guilt at the last moment like what CHANGED... #anyways . i like to think that he was still putting up a front and had an ego to assume nothing bad would happen to him #bc yknow he 'knew everything' #and then he ends up getting absorbed and its like . a #I TALK SO MUCH IN THESE TAGS... kissie for whoever reads this mwah #my art #also this was like my first time doing both perspective AND lighting and i was working with 4 different light sources #please . have mercy on me #edit: ok apparently he didnt know who the scion would b in lemuria but ig he knew it might have been us in karamelle . idk! idk

[crystallinecryptid]

The urge to write a silly little fanfic about the port mafia having a paintball fight and suddenly Tachihara is a horrible shot, like seriously garbage, couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, because with guns he's using magic aim assist by directing the bullets with his metal manipulation.

#bsd #tachihara bsd #bsd tachihara #like realistically I know he's really actually just a good shot #but it would be really really funny if he was using magic aim assist #fanfic idea #if a fic like this exists please tell me because I wanna read it #I will probably never write this because I do not have the confidence to write fanfic #the moment I start writing it just all feels so horribly out of character I could never show it to anyone ever #but it would be so funny guys believe me #he'd need to bullshit a reason why he's so awful at aiming now #probably say something about not being able to shoot right under pressure #and this is actually MORE stressful than a real gunfight #because if he wins or loses a REAL gunfight either he won or it's not his problem anymore #but if he messes up in a FAKE gunfight everyone will make fun of him forever #also random sidenote: during the paintball fight gin is using paintbrushes as knives.

[ivyinforests]

I got myself used to sleeping an appropriate amount. Fatal mistake. Now I can barely make myself stay up late doing objectively fun things and it feels ridiculous. I used to stay up till three with chem and algebra and now I’m struggling to work past 11 analyzing Enheduanna and making lesbian cake. These are my favorite things to do!!! If I told myself this a year ago I would think it was a joke.

#If anyone who knows me irl reads this please ignore it!!! Sleep is good and it is not weak to need it!!! #I’m being nice to myself by analyzing the contested section of Exhaltation of Inanna off of the Meador interpretation because it’s more fun #But I still have to find a quote to cross-analyze with the Descent of Inanna regarding high priestess parallels #This is going to be incomprehensible but I am having so much fun #And the lesbian cake is turning out nice!!! #I am so deeply obsessed with Enheduanna it’s not even funny #If I could spend the rest of my life studying her I would #I also need my English teacher’s approval so bad. She needs to like my project #Forgive me if I start posting my disjointed thoughts on Enheduanna #I do not like using “Roman empire�� to express my interests because I am a woman who thinks of the Roman Empire CONSTANTLY #however. I do think about Enheduanna all the time and sometimes I get so overwhelmed by her poems that I have to stop my research #She loved and trusted Inanna SO MUCH it’s hard to read sometimes. And I start crying #My apologies for massively over sharing but this poetry gets to me