#pleasemakeitstop

[lattes-laughter-andlovenotes]

Meetings on meetings on meetings…..Lord there has to be a reward in heaven for this.

#me #latteslaughterandlovenotes #workflow #nurselife #pleasemakeitstop #justnodandsmile

[creative-owlette]

Lousy smarch weather… Before anyone without snow complains, note that it’s not just the snow, it’s the constant melt/refreeze which leaves everything coated in ice…the complete lack of any plowing in Saint Paul…and the fact that our trash and recycling pickup seems to have stopped completely until who knows when…I am so tired #minnesnowta #pleasemakeitstop (at Saint Paul, Minnesota) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpqFNtYJiQ_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#minnesnowta #pleasemakeitstop

[domalanini]

Me: Likes one cat meme and...

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#pleasemakeitstop

[iamghostwriter]

WHEN SHOES GO WRONG! Only $1200.00 for these amazing DOLCE&GABBANA….bags that have soles, so we are supposed to assume these are shoes? Who is wearing these!?! These are real, not a joke, except for those who spent 💸12 bills for this ridiculous pair of bag shoes…possibly the jokes on them. #dolce #dolcegabbana #dolceandgabbana #pleasemakeitstop #bizarro #igcomicfam #igcomics #igcomicfamily #igcomiccartel #igcomicscommunity #igcomiccollector #bagsforshoes #wtfisthis #why #igcomicbookfamily #panelalchemist #readmorecomics #readmore #supportindiecomics #supportindiecreators #supportlocalartists #supportindieauthors #createimproverepeat https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5GBd2LYvY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#dolce #dolcegabbana #dolceandgabbana #pleasemakeitstop #bizarro #igcomicfam #igcomics #igcomicfamily #igcomiccartel #igcomicscommunity #igcomiccollector #bagsforshoes #wtfisthis #why #igcomicbookfamily #panelalchemist #readmorecomics #readmore #supportindiecomics #supportindiecreators #supportlocalartists #supportindieauthors #createimproverepeat

[standarddesigns]

Congratulations, Britain! Now let's do it again tomorrow with a trillion-and-one photos of slush! #britishweather #snow #weather #cameraphone #phonecamera #photography #winter #photocopier #britain #repetition #pleasemakeitstop #london #londonparks #morningwalk https://www.instagram.com/p/CmFTx6UoA4E/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#britishweather #snow #weather #cameraphone #phonecamera #photography #winter #photocopier #britain #repetition #pleasemakeitstop #london #londonparks #morningwalk

[chaoticstudentpizzahero]

What it felt like… #whycantiforgetyou #pleasemakeitstop #ifeelsofuckingstupidbecausemostdefinatelyyoudontfeelthesame #september13

#fleabag #limerance #make it make sense

[bugsnaxalternatebadend]

.......

"are you ok"

-*"PLEASEMAKEITSTOP"*-

#bugsnax #bad ending #bugsnax alternate bad ending #part 4 #chandlo funkbun #alexandra lotusfinder

[be-a-stereotype]

wawawawawawawawaves - #3D . . . . . . #city #3dAnimation #3Dart #skyscraper #buildings #b3d #render #wave #animation #loop #trippy #sky #stayhome #quarantine #pleasemakeitstop #panic #haha #nobutreally #okseriouslystop (at Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_KY7d3nI4S/?igshid=j1mnu9jytg97

#3d #city #3danimation #3dart #skyscraper #buildings #b3d #render #wave #animation #loop #trippy #sky #stayhome #quarantine #pleasemakeitstop #panic #haha #nobutreally #okseriouslystop

[xbrattyprincex]

Ah....💔

#💔 #vent #sad #sad boi hours #sad quotes #sad poetry #heartbroken #heartache #heartbreak #please come back #pleasemakeitstop #pleasehelp

[debsmooth]

Listen up, covid. Either kill me of fug off. Ya gurl getting TIRED of this. #stillcovid #done #pleasemakeitstop #ugh (at Lochend, City of Edinburgh) https://www.instagram.com/p/CckbM9_oadV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#stillcovid #done #pleasemakeitstop #ugh

[jamesdmcdonald]

Scarred for life. Surfing Netflix (in vain) for anything to watch and I’ve tripped over this lump of shite. #killmenow #pleasemakeitstop #ithoughtshewasdead #americanculture (at Northside, Richmond, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CY4dHZ6lM_o/?utm_medium=tumblr

#killmenow #pleasemakeitstop #ithoughtshewasdead #americanculture

[lattes-laughter-andlovenotes]

Well hello Wednesday. I’m just sitting here listening to this baby scream and contemplating how hard it would be to get the blood out of my sweater if I slit my wrists…..Jesus take the whole damn wheel…..

#me #latteslaughterandlovenotes #workflow #nurselife #pleasemakeitstop

[silerarelis]

Imma need a table and bottle service for 6 ppl please. 💃🏻🔥💃🏻🔥 #covidmemes #pleasemakeitstop https://www.instagram.com/silerarelis/p/CXtb9y4giyr/?utm_medium=tumblr

#covidmemes #pleasemakeitstop

[artshadowstarfox]

These porn belongs really need to stop following me

Please make it stop

Like seriously why do they follow this blog? There nothing but random ship reblogs and anything that I like and reblog cause it looks cute,so why? They keep popping up and it's driving me up the wall. Rant over lol

#artshadowfox #shhhh storm #pleasemakeitstop #thefoxrants

[ryanmeft]

The Happytime Murders Movie Review

Early in my screening of The Happyplace Hooligans, an older couple in front of me walked out, muttering disgustedly. Now, on any other day, I’d applaud a movie that makes people walk out, muttering disgustedly. This time, though, I just longed for the freedom they had gained. The Gladtime Shenanigans is not a movie so much as the equivalent of a third-grader dropping the f-bomb a lot because they have just learned it and think it makes them more adult.

The worst thing about the movie is that it could have worked. The premise is that, in a world where puppets and humans co-exist, members of the first ever show to feature both humans and puppets have been getting killed off. Odd couple partners, puppet P.I. Phil Philips (Bill Barretta) and cop Melissa McCarthy Playing Melissa McCarthy have to overcome their years-old feud over the former’s dismissal from the force to solve the crimes. Hilarious things we get along the way:

1.“Fuck you” used over and over by most every character as though it is a hilarious punchline in and of itself.

2.Every single pot-boiler cliche ever made (“Why don’t you make this easy on yourself”, “I’d never find the killer if I was locked up in jail”, and a dozen others)

3.A scene in which Phil, having had sex with his client, who is also a puppet, proceeds to, ahem, completely cover his office in what seems to be silly string. You…you get the drift.

That last bit typifies the ways in which the film is flawed at a very basic level: the venerable Jim Henson studios, having opened a new adult branding to release this film, seems to believe that “Puppets plus raunch” is enough to produce hilarity. Occasionally there is a flash of satire that would work in more capable hands. Sandra White (Dorien Davies) is another puppet who brings a case to Phil, claiming she can’t stop having sex and is being blackmailed, and instantly trying to jump Phil’s puppet bones. Anyone familiar with noir will recognize the movie is trying to spoof the cliche of the female client who immediately tries to seduce the hero, but director Brian Henson and writer Todd Berger can’t, well, keep it in their pants. Instead of her character remaining a subtle burn on the old stereotype, they eventually have to go over the top with it, finally resulting in that horrible, elongated (pun intended) scene with the, ugh, the string. I reflexively rubbed my temples just thinking about it.

Truth is, I’m trying to dissect what’s so bad about the film, but I can feel the ennui setting in just from thinking about it. I took a break and watched some old Looney Tunes cartoons (more entertainment in 5% of the runtime) The subversive premise of The Joytime Riots could work. The beloved Muppets are already family-friendly satire, and theoretically Henson, son of Jim, should have been able to tap into the natural wit seen in the old films and just shift it a liiiitle bit, into dirty territory, while maintaining the clever writing and excellent character repartee. He is not able to do that. Worse still is that McCarthy sleepwalks through the material, offering not a single bit of either the verbal wit or high-energy physical comedy we get from her in her best roles. Angry rants, profanity, and insinuations from other characters that she is a man (a sort of humor I thought we had evolved beyond) make up the entirety of her role. It may be time for her to branch out, to move beyond “Melissa McCarthy gets in a fight” or “Melissa McCarthy swears”. It may also be that she simply teams well with Paul Feig, who has directed her best roles, and that others are at a loss as to what to do with her. Bridesmaids made me want to see much more of her; this movie made me want to see much less.

The other human actors have roles so wasted on nothing that I truly feel for them. Maya Rudolph as a bubbly secretary who wants to date her boss is the closest to being successful, and yet I am still trying to figure out what was supposed to be funny about her craving a banana; given the sophistication of the rest of the film, your guess is probably the same as mine. Elizabeth Banks is wasted as an ex-TV star turned stripper, as is Leslie David Baker as McCarthy’s superior. Then there’s Joel McHale, stuffed into a humor-free, lowest-effort-possible send-up of the Federal Agent who Doesn’t Trust Anyone role. I loved McHale in Community. I can’t tell you how much I dreaded him showing up on screen here. Every time he’s trotted out, he absorbs whatever tiny hope for entertainment that scene might have had.

A little trivia for you: Disney is, according to Robert Zemeckis, stubbornly sitting on a ready-to-go sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and we very much need someone to step in and fill that half-human half-something-else genre-satire-with-a-soul niche. Whereas Roger and the original Muppets took on Hollywood with the three necessary qualities of wit, respect and subversiveness, the only arrow The Happyplace Killings has in the quiver is pure nastiness, the sort of thing that might have made me laugh when I was 14 but left me ashamed to have done so as an adult. It’s the kind of movie that’s so blah, even a seasoned reviewer could forget what it was called multiple times. I’m going to stop writing about it now, and I apologize for having done so in the first place.

Verdict: Avoid Like the Plague

Note: I don’t use stars, but here are my possible verdicts. I suppose you could consider each one as adding a star.

Must-See

Highly Recommended

Recommended

Average

Not Recommended

Avoid like the Plague

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#puppets #muppets #jim henson #brian henson #melissa mccarthy #joel mchale #Elizabeth Banks #maya rudolph #looney tunes #the happytime murders #paul feig #movies #pleasemakeitstop

[snakechaarmer]

I just want to sleep. #histology #histologyproblems #labgeek #sotired #overworked #underpaid #pleasemakeitstop #itisntevenaboob @ihearthisto

#itisntevenaboob #histology #overworked #histologyproblems #sotired #underpaid #pleasemakeitstop #labgeek