Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -
why are your legs so long?
I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?
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Stiles: Would you love me if I was a worm?
Derek: Well, it would only be fair.
Stiles: We need to work on your self-esteem.
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Reading people's facial expressions has never been my area of expertise but even I could tell you that the only thing going through his head is "whatamIdoingherewhatamIdoingherewhatamIdoinghere"
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Stiles: Do you think animals would like me if they could talk?
Derek: Why do you always ask weird questions when I'm inside you?
Stiles: My curiosity piques when I'm horny!
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