#rammstein book quotes

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

Good evening! And/or morning/day

Do we know how Paul met Aljoscha at the beginning of Feeling B?

I know Flake talks about his own meeting and the formation of their previous band, but Paul's already there in those stories, if memory serves me right?

Good evening/day/morning!

Yes, as a matter of fact we do, from the book 'Mix mir einen Drink - Feeling B - Punk im Osten' (from page 41), and like with Flake they first met Alexander Kriening and Aljoscha through him

As it's been ages since i have done a book quote, i'll do this one 🌺 Paul tells the story

"Ich lernte Kriening 1982 bei irgendeinem lauten Konzert im Kulturpark Plänterwald kennen. Anschließend sind wir zusammen zu mir in mein Kinderzimmer gefahren und ich sprang vor ihm immer auf und nieder und hab ihm meine Ideen vorgespielt. Ich hab mir Lieder ausgedacht und hab die ihm rumspringend vorgestellt. Inzwischen hatte ich den Hals an meiner 'Iris' Gitarreabgesägt, das mache ich seitdem immer. Ich muss da meine eigene Note reinbringen. "Wir machen mal eine Band zusammen", sagte Kriening und rief wirklich fast genau ein Jahr späteran und verabredete sich mit mir um 13 Uhr nächsten Tages am Senefelderplatz. Er kam dan gegen 14 Uhr mit einem älteren Mann an. Ich drängelte Kriening und fragte dauernd, wer das ist, aber der hat mich immer wiederabgewürgt. Er sagte nur kurz, wir gehen jetzt in die Kneipe. Ich war zuvor mein Leben lang noch nie in einer Kneipe gewesen, ichbin irgendwie Komischerzogen worden. Ich wollte nicht in diese Kneipe und erklärte kurzerhand, mir ist schlecht! "Aha, dir ist schlecht, dannbekommst du einen Kräuterlikör", war der erste Satz, den Aljoscha zu mir gesagt hat. Also sind wir rein in die 'Sportlerklause' neben einem Polizeirevier und da haben die beiden Älteren sofort losgebechert. Ich musste Kräuterlikör trinken. Danach sind wir zu Aljoscha in die Wohnung in der Fehrbelliner Straße 7 und das hat mich schwer beeindruckt. Er hat damalsin einer Dachwohnung gewohnt: einfache Bodenfenster, das Dach teilweise seltsam isoliert, stellenweise auch offen. Ziemlich freakig, das fand ich schon gut. Ich kam aus Baumschulenweg, da war überall Teppichboden, hier war es schon ein bisschen dreckiger. Das war mein erster Kontact mit dem Prenzlauer Berg. Kriening hat mir dann eröfnet, das ist unser Sänger und ich gleich: "Nee, nicht so einen alten Mann!" Dazu kam, dass Aljoscha Füße in seinen Turnschuhen dermaßen gestunken haben, das war für mich einfach unglaublich. Er hatte immer Turnschuhe ohne Socken an, das war die Hölle! Das sollte auch so bleiben mit den Füßen."

(Tagesbucheintrag am 1. April 1983) Gestern war ich in der Unterwelt, zusammen mit Kriening. Wir waren bei einem Musiker, vorne Glatze, Locken, lila Tuch, widerliches, sinnloses Gekreische, Lachen, total im Stoff, hat aber urst starke Wohnung. Unterm Dach bei ihm probte eine Punkband. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich wirklich Musiker werden will. Ich habe große Angst davor, mich mit solchen ekligen Leuten zusammenzutun. Mir war richtig schlecht, ich kam mir vor wie im 'Tatort' und fragte mich, wozu lerne und übe ich? Kam mir vor wie jemand, der in ein Kinderheim kommt, weit weg von allen Freunden.

"Nach zwei Stunden saßen wir glücklich und betrunken in seiner Dachwohnung rum. Nun war der Altersunterschied gar nicht mehr so zu merken und ich hatte mich damit abgefunden, dass der unser Sänger sein soll. Als ich mit Aljoscha geredet habe, kam er mir gar nicht mehr so alt vor, ich hab mich an ihn gewöhnt. Er sprühte nur so vor Ideen. Gleich am ersten Abend haben wir uns den Titel 'Ich bin Unsichtbar' ausgedacht. Das war eine Idee von mir, und Aljoscha hat dazu einen Text aufgeschrieben. Aljoscha leierte mir gleich ein paar Texte aus dem Kreuz, er hat sich mit einem Zettel hingesetzt und alles aufgeschrieben. Damit war ich schon um ein paar Texte ärmer. Das konnte Aljoscha sowieso sehr gut, den Leuten ideen wegnehmen. Aber im positiven Sinne, er hat die förmlich ausgesaugt. Er hat die Leute wie ein Schwamm aufgesogen. Wenn man die Ideen nicht gleich genutzt hat, sind sie meist verschüttgegangen. Aljoscha konnte gut Ideen klauen, mit der Umsetzung haperte es meist."

(Tagesbucheinträg 6. april 1983) Aljoscha, das ist der Typ, den ich erst so doof fand, ist aber total stark. Schweizer Staatsbürger, studiert drüben von Montag bis Freitag. Wochenende in Ostberlin. Wiederum ein Beispiel, man darf die Leute nicht nach dem ersten Eindruck beurteilen. Ich glaube, ich mag Aljoscha. Mit der Band, hab ich mir überlegt, geht's nicht. Ich werde mit ihnen drüber reden. Ich hab einfach keine Lust, mich zu binden. Wenn ich mirvorstelle, den Freitagabend für immer verplant, den Sonnabend auch noch - nein. Aber wenn ich nicht mitmache, verpasse ich auch eine Menge...

"I met Kriening in 1982 at some loud concert in the Kulturpark Plänterwald. Then we drove to my childhood room together and I jumped up and down in front of him and played my ideas to him. I thought up songs and played them for him jumping around. In the meantime I had sawed off the neck on my 'Iris' guitar, which I've been doing ever since. I have to put my own touch to it. "Let's make a band together," Kriening said and actually almost exactly a year later called and made an appointment with me at 1 p.m. for the next day at Senefelderplatz. He arrived around 2 p.m. with an older man. I pestered him and kept asking Kriening who that was, but he kept cutting me off. He just said briefly, we’re going to the pub now. I had never been to a pub in my life, I was somehow brought up in a funny way. I didn't want to go to this pub and said without further ado, I'm sick! "Aha, you're sick, then you'll get a herbal liqueur," was the first sentence that Alyosha said to me. So we went to the 'Sportlerklause' next to a police station and the two older ones started drinking right away. I had to drink herbal liqueur. Then we went to Aljoscha's apartment at Fehrbelliner Strasse 7 and that really impressed me. At the time, he lived in an attic apartment: simple floor-to-ceiling windows, the roof in places oddly insulated, and open in other parts. Pretty freaky, I thought that was a good thing. I came from Baumschulenweg, where there was carpet everywhere, it was a bit dirtier here. That was my first contact with Prenzlauer Berg. Kriening then opened up to me, that's our singer and I immediately said: "No, not such an old man!" In addition, Aljoscha's feet in his sneakers stunk so badly, it was just unbelievable to me. He always wore sneakers with no socks, it was hell! It would stay that way with the feet."

(Diary entry April 1, 1983) Yesterday I was in the underworld with Kriening. We were with a musician, bald in the front, curls, purple cloth, disgusting, senseless screeching, laughing, totally stuffed *1) , but has a really great apartment. A punk band was rehearsing under his roof. I don't know if I really want to be a musician. I'm terrified of associating with such yucky people. I felt really bad, I felt like I was in 'Tatort' *2) and asked myself, why am I learning and practicing? Felt like someone who goes to a children's home, far away from all your friends.

"After two hours we were sitting around, happy and drunk, in his attic apartment. Now the age difference was no longer noticeable and I had come to terms with the fact that he would be our singer. When I talked to Aljoscha, he didn't even seem so old anymore, I've gotten used to him. He just sparkled with ideas. Right on the first evening we came up with the title 'I'm Invisible'. It was an idea of ​​mine, and Aljoscha wrote down a text for it. Aljoscha grinded out a few texts from me right away, he sat down with a piece of paper and wrote everything down. I was already a few texts poorer. Aljoscha was very good at that anyway, taking ideas away from people. But in a positive sense, he literally sucked them dry. He sucked people up like a sponge. If you didn't use the ideas right away, they usually just got lost. Aljoscha was good at stealing ideas, but there was usually a problem with the implementation."

(Diary entry April 6, 1983) Aljoscha, that's the guy I found so dumb at first, he's really good. Swiss citizen, studies over there from Monday to Friday. Weekend in East Berlin. Again an example to not judge people by first impressions. I think I like Aljoscha. The band, i thought it, but it won't work. I'll talk to them about it. I just don't feel like committing myself. If I imagine planning Friday evening forever, Saturday too - no. But if I don't join, I'll miss a lot...

1) not really sure what 'im Stoff' would be translated, but i assume from the context something like 'not sober'

2) Tatort is a very famous longrunning german tv show about crimes, so he compairs it to being ata crimescene from that show

more rammstein related book quotes

#paul meets aljoscha #rammstein book quotes #talk about opinion guy #him at 19 #still in his kid's room at his parents house #nice neighbourhood wall to wall carpet #meets these older guys and has loads of opinions already 😊 #paul landers #rammstein #aljoscha rompe #alexander kriening #feeling b

[marimayscarlett]

Richard's haters keep forgetting that Rammstein is technically HIS band. Not Till's. Not Paul's. Richard's. He brought them all together.

Hi 👋🏻

Even if I wouldn't call it "his band", I understand very well what you mean.

All band members have shaped the band with their different characters, creativity and assertiveness, Rammstein is what it is because of the special symbiosis of these six men. It's their band. And yet - without Richard's efforts and his basic idea of forming a new band with a special sound, Rammstein would not exist in this form, and these six people would not have come together in this formation. He was unconsciously waiting for the right moment, because the other band members were also looking for something more fulfilling, for new musical challenges.

Here is a quote from Schneider from the book 'Mix mir einen Drink', page 372 📖

"Scholle then joined "Die Firma" on the guitar. He actually wanted to make different music and finally came up with the idea of forming a new band. He asked his flatmate Oliver, now the bass player in Ramstein, and then me, and maybe he wanted Till to be the singer. He knew that Till always sang to himself when he was weaving baskets. The three of us started rehearsing and wrote the first songs."

So it doesn't really matter what people think of Richard - without him there would be no Rammstein as we know it. He encouraged Till to sing and he asked the first band members to join. And I, for one, am grateful to him for that.

Two of the earliest band pictures, just because I think it fits the ask 😌:

#Rammstein #Richard kruspe #ask

[horrorxweasley]

15 questions-15 people

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[mykneeshurt]

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Tagged by @konigbabe and @ave661

Favourite colour - Black a million times black. My entire wardrobe is black lmao but I love jewel tones too, emerald being my favourite of that.

Favourite flavour - Birthday cake, anything birthday cake flavoured, but also cola and cherry, fizzy cola laces are my ultimate favourite.

Favourite music - Genre would be Nu metal, EDM, trance, synth pop. Artists would be - Rammstein, Bad Omens, Linkin Park, Kygo, Mr Kitty, Hibell

Favourite movie - Fight Club (I have a quote from the book tattooed on me) I love anything psychological, horror, thriller related

Last song - CORVAD - Tesla

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[football-and-fanfics]

Hello ❤,

I hope you're better now. You don't have to answer them now, if you don't feel okay but, here's a few questions —

1. How is your favorite singer/band?

2. Favorite movie, tv show and book?

3. Favorite song and wc songs?

4. What's the best place you have ever been to in your life?

5. Favorite people on Tumblr?

— your secret santa ❄ 💙 🤍

Hi! Yes, I'm all better, thank you 🥰🥰

And to answer your questions😉

1. My all time favorite band is Linkin Park. Fell in love with them in high school and never looked back. Even cried my eyes out for days when Chester died. Other bands I like are Muse, Rammstein, Volbeat, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Nothing But Thieves. Very much a rock chick as you can see 😁😁

2. Favorite movie(s): Lord of the Rings. Favorite TV show: that's hard, I like so many things..... but the most favorite probably CSI and CSI NY. I can watch those shows on endless reruns. Favorite book(s): all the Harry Potter ones.

3. All time favorite song is In The End by Linkin Park. I even have a quote from that song tattooed on my arm. Favorite WC song: I'm no big fan of the WC songs actually. I can tell you the one I hate the most: that would be Waka Waka by Shakira. If you need me to leave the room, just put that song on😆

4. Probably Australia. I visited it a few years back and just loved everything about that country!

5. There's a few... for example @footballerimaginess @footballffbarbiex @percervall are lovely lovely people 😇😇😇

[superfreak]

Tagged by the ICON @meybees-draw !!! Thanks for tagging, soulmate;^)

• Top 5 Movies (no particular order)

- Brokeback Mountain (2005)

- Hereditary (2018)

- Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

- The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

- Isle of Dogs (2018)

• Top 4 Songs (between June and July 2022!!!)

- Tomorrow Comes Today - Gorillaz

- Adios - Rammstein

- Strange News from Another Star - Blur

- To Forgive - The Smashing Pumpkins

• Top 3 Essentials

- iPad + Pencil

- My dearly beloved headphones

- Margiela Tabi Boots <3

• Top 2 Books

- The Plague - Albert Camus

- Naked Lunch - William Burroughs

• Favorite quote of all time

Right now I can only think about the one that got me through this semester of college:

“Some you win, some you lose” - Arcade Fire (The Lightning I)

*Bonus: “Don’t put your love in the hands of a rock & roll band” - Oasis (Don’t Look Back in Anger)

Idk who to tag I’m sorry I’m a fucking mess nfjdks So If you see this, feel free to do whatever you want with this<3

#hi hello #superfreak’s stuff #text post #things about me :P

[herrlindemann]

"Till comes toward me in the best of moods and gives me a pat on the ass. We grin at each other."

After “Mein Teil” - It’s The World’s Birthday Today by Flake.

#Flake Lorenz #Till Lindemann #Rammstein #It’s The World’s Birthday Today #quote #for my shipping heart #Till and Flake <333 #* #Rammstein books

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

That fanart.. I was like, those idiots would love it, would probably frame it! *reads further* "from Flake's book" Of course they pissed together!!! *throws hands in the air* 🤣

Can someone please post that excerpt from the book?

Wasn't that amazing fanart! wow! awesome such talented people we have in the fandom 🥰

a whole while ago there was a post that started with someone wondering how this technically would have worked (them all peeing in the same toilet) and ended up with all kinds of photos of airport toilets and that quote 😊 but i can't find it anymore (maybe Tumblr didn't approve 😄

so here goes

Rammstein crossing their blades

(from "Heute hat die Welt Geburtstag" page 305)

(after going on a flight to a concert and arriving at the airport)

"Dann werden wir mit einen Flughafenbus zu einem Warteraum gefahren. Ich wil mich lustig in den Sitz fallen lassen, habe dabei aber die Lehne übersehen, die mir genau zwischen die Beine knallt. Als der Bus an der Halle ankommt, muss ich den anderen, die schnell zum Klo rennen, mühsam und schmerzvoll hinterherhumpeln. Wir haben alle im Flugzeug sinnlos viel Kaffee getrunken, und weil keiner warten kann, bis endlich eine Toilette frei wird, pinklen wir alle gleichzeitig in ein Klo. Das nennen wir Wilkinson, wegen der vielen Klingen, die sich kreuzen."

"After that we are driven with an airport bus to a waiting room. I want to drop comically into the seat, but I overlooked the backrest, which slams right between my legs. When the bus arrives at the hall, I have to laboriously and painfully hobble after the others, who run quickly to the toilet. We all drank a pointless lot of coffee on the plane, and because nobody can wait until a toilet finally becomes available, we all pee in one toilet at the same time. We call that Wilkinson because of the many blades that cross"

more quotes from Rammstein books

#rammstein #crossing blades story #flake's book #heute hat die welt geburtstag #flake lorenz

[marimayscarlett]

Another list of unrealistic wishes for the 2024 tour

Back at it again with the delusional takes and here to make it everyone elses problem - a very warm welcome to volume 2 of our wishes for the upcoming Rammstein tour ✨ This time again carefully put together by @wizzardclown @gothtoast and me, with additional wonderful influences by my dear @m---e---l. Thank you ladies 🤍

(Read our first list here and please consider checking out the great suggestions in the notes!)

Set list and concert organisation in general

first up, the question of the supporting act: -> either not happening in general, since none of us actually want to endure another round of the piano tinkling, so we though about this concept:

This way, we get an even longer concert with no distraction from the pure Rammstein sound.

-> or, another idea which came to mind: to celebrate the literary-genius Flake, he could give us a reading of one of his books before the concert, lighten up the mood and feeding the masses with entertaining facts. Additionally, Richard could play some piano in the background during it, for dramatic effect (like the piano accompaniment during silent movies back in the old days).

Opener for the concert this year: 'Haifisch'. Would be an amazing and appreciative nod towards the fans in regards to the support the band was shown last year.

'Zwitter': a banger to set the sexual ambiguous mood for the evening.

'Mein Land': Not sure if they every played this one live, but it would be a fitting song to get some summer vibes going.

for sunset rather fittingly 'Sonne'.

Off to the first proper segment, welcome to the 👻haunting hour👻: fitting for the upcoming night time, a creepy conglomerate consisting of: -> 'Wilder Wein' (I could write a whole chapter about this song, it's so captivating), followed by 'Spieluhr' -> 'Hilf mir': perfect for some new haunting stage show (maybe as a replacement for 'Puppe'; or to quote @wizzardclown: 'When in doubt, set Flake on fire') -> 'Heirate mich': preferably with some 'sliding on his knees/a rolling board'-Till -> to end this phase with a classic: 'Du riechst so gut' is an absolute MUST.

following: 'Rein Raus', some relaxing ASMR to lighten the mood.

Welcome to the next section: 🔥Some like it hot🔥, consisting of: -> 'Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen': camera focus has to be on Schneider. -> 'Asche zu Asche' with burning mics (!). -> 'Du hast' with its fire rockets (my favourite pyro in the whole concert) because no Rammstein concert can exist without this song, that's a physical law, and additionally Richard would be sad if he couldn't play it. -> 'Engel' preferably with the iconic wings (poor Till really has to go all in during this concert).

as a moment to take a breather: Mutter.

'Deutschland': a song we all wait for, with a huge meaning, just overall a perfect piece - yet no remix this time, since we need the time to slide right into the next phase of the concert:

💗questionable on-stage actions and homoerotica galore💗, consisting of: -> 'Mein Teil', with dilf dad-dance moves AND several guitarist kisses (what better moment than the dick eating song for it) -> 'Zick Zack' with at least some sort of elaborate costumes, -> 'Feuerräder', for the perfect vibe with Flake riding on Till's back, neon tube ready to knock seven bells out of his tormentor (justice for Flake), additionally maybe Oliver skating with his roller skates which emit flames in the background and more guitarist kisses

after this breathtaking segment, how about some 'Anna'-sing along! Scream the name of your fave on the top of your lungs and show your love for him 💘

finally some unrealistic (as if the whole list isn't a fever dream already) wishes : 'Eifersucht' and 'Fellfrosch'. To finally give Olli's sick bass lines the stage they deserve 😤

2. some more outfit ideas

long hair Schneider with his handband, because this was a look:

leg belts for Richard 🖤

and last but not least, this is a PSA: If Frau Schneider makes an appearance and decides to grace us with her presence, consider everything on this list to be obsolete. Seeing the mother again would be the greatest joy of all, we don't need anything more 🙇🏼‍♀️🙏🏼

#rammstein #rammstein tour 2024 #maybe i should turn this post in a pdf and send it to the r+ managment. maybe we'd have some luck with our improvement suggestions #this post was brought to you by Lesben für Rammstein e.V. #delusional take but ha. watch me i say anything on this site #what a weekend with david lynch lemonade too much pasta and wonderful company can bring

[nikonothere]

"The new year has just started. Today is only January 2nd and I'm already done."

Flake, from his book Der Tastenficker. If that ain't a mood, I do not know what is.

#rammstein #flake lorenz #christian flake lorenz #der tastenficker #translation #book quotes

[chaoticenemystarfish]

Deine Größe macht mich klein.

#i'm sad #punk #alternative #sad quotes #soft grunge #movies #aesthetics #grunge #grungy aesthetic #tattoo #tattoos #tatoo #ramblings #rammstein #indastrial #skiny body #grunge boy #sad boy #comic books #germany

[thecultoftill]

According to Flake...

Rammstein’s assistant, Tom asking for a list of guests the guys have invited backstage.

Flake: No one.

Richard: Just my family.

Schneider. A few friends. 

Till: 

#Till is definitely the party boy of the group #He's wild #Sorry I'm obsessed with Flake's book #More quotes tomorrow #Rammstein #Till Lindemann

[piers-wifey]

Imagine going on a camping trip with the S.T.A.R.S. squad

Because I love camping and the idea of them going camping is feckin hilarious. Imma put this under a cut because I got a bit carried away.

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* Wesker is the driver and in charge of the music and the pee breaks. He also insist that he doesn't need a navigation system because and I quote: "My sense of direction is excellent and I don't need a computer to tell me what to do. Neither do I need a card."

* Barry is his co-pilot and always checks if there are any road works along the way and provides Wesker with coffee and some Aspirins. I mean come on, he has to deal with a bunch of manchildren while driving. Of course he's going to have a headache

* Kenneth and Enrico are 'in charge' of keeping the kids *ahem* other team mates quiet or entertained. Kenneth; however, is wearing ear plugs and sleeping like a baby and Enrico, who's also wearing ear plugs, is reading a book

* Brad is the reason why the trip takes way longer than planned (much to anyone elses and especially Weskers annoyance). Hey, don't blame him. He has a weak bladder and it's not his fault that he needs a little break every thirty minutes

* The RV does have a toilet, but no one is allowed to use it. Wesker wants to give the vehicle back in perfect condition and without having to clean it first. Plus, the amount of unhealthy food Chris and the others are consuming has him concerned for his olfactory cells

* Chris and Forest 'entertain' the whole group with their terrible, improvised travel songs and an even more terrible version of Macarena. The only word they know is "Macarena". The rest is just incoherent nonsense

* At one point Wesker pulled over and threatened to kick them both out and leave them tied to a tree until the vacation is over if they don't shut up

* They do stop their terrible singing, but peace and quiet was never an option in the first place and so the boys decide to annoy Wesker by asking: "Are we there yet?" every five to ten minutes. Like a bunch of little kids, but let's be honest here, that's exactly what they are

* Rebecca, who brought her Walkman with her because she knew that it was gonna be a loud trip, listens to Rammstein and AC/DC to help her ignore Chris' and Forest's constant nagging

* Joseph is just sitting in the back and eating. Traveling makes him hungry and who could say no to a bag of hot cheetos?

* Jill is sound asleep most of the time and only wakes up to Chris and Forest 'singing' the Macarena song. Which earns both of them a punch to the face. Much to Weskers satisfaction and amusement

* Edward and Richard sit in the upper part of the RV and have a quiet game of black jack, far away from the chaos that's happening below them. Jill and Becca later join them

~ After the arrival ~

* After the loud and nerve wrecking car ride, followed by a long and equally stressful search for the perfect spot, it's finally time to kick the others out to get the tents ready

* And while the others are outside to get everything ready, Wesker takes the chance to take a power nap to recharge his batteries

* But much to his annoyance, his little break gets interrupted by a screaming Brad (I mean, who else if not Brad "Chickenheart" Vickers?)

* When Wesker leaves the RV, he's not at all surprised to see Brad fighting off a swarm of bees while Joseph is lying on the ground, wrestling with his tent. He doesn't even bother to stop Chris and Forest, who are having some sort of 'sword fight' with some sticks they found in the nearby woods. He just shakes his head and gets back in the vehicle. Leaving both teams to themselves, while he regrets every single life decision he has ever made that led to this vacation

* Barry and Enrico, who happen to be the most experienced when it comes to camping, help the others with their tents. Poor Joseph really needs it

* Jill is lying in her tent and taking another well deserved nap

* Richard and Kenneth inflate the mattresses while Edward is inside making snacks for everyone. Brad helps him

* Later, when everything is done and everyone has calmed down, both teams sit around the campfire to roast some marshmallows and tell scary stories. Jill's and Enrico's stories are the most scariest and gruesome anyone has ever heard. Poor Brad almost had a heart attack when Forest snuck up behind him and tapped his shoulder

* The only one who isn't affected by Jill's stories is Wesker (what a surprise)

* Richard and Chris get the most mosquito bites of them all. They have a total of 116 bites

* Barry brought a polaroid camera with him to take as many pictures as possible

* Kenneth's new nickname is "Slug Discoverer". Because every time he leaves his tent to go to the toilet, he steps on at least one. And every time he does, he curses loudly

* One time when they were at a nearby lake, Chris got attacked by a group of geese. One of them aimed for his nuts. That was the first and last time anyone saw him run that fast. Unfortunately for him, Barry was able to capture this hilarious moment on camera. And now everyone wants a copy of that photo

* Every morning, their camp is flooded by wild animals. Birds, moles, mice, a pair of squirrels and even a small group of geese. No one knows why until Edward points out that he has seen Joseph feed the animals with cookies. He's not allowed to touch the fridge anymore, unless someone is with him. But the animals still keep coming back

* Wesker has lost count of how many times he had to remove spiders and bugs from the tents and sleeping bags. He even considered ignoring the horrified screams of his teammates at one point, but then he remembers that one time in the S.T.A.R.S. office when Forest used a lighter and a deodorant to get rid of a bug that was flying around in the office and immediately pushes the thought aside and decides to 'come to the rescue'

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[mirabilefuturum]

17 Questions, 17 People

got tagged by @salvatore-moreau-is-perfect (respectfully I'm very not sure who you are but ok lmao); am not going to tag 17 pepole but otherwise let's go

Nickname: yasha

Zodiac: is bullshit

Height: 160 cm

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Last thing I googled: a quote from a Russian book

Song stuck in my head: Rose Tattoo by Dropkick Murphys

Number of followers: 93

Amount of sleep: about 9 hours today

Lucky numbers: 7

Dream job: museum guide, dk why

Wearing: blue pants, lilac top, orange sweater, rainbow socks, warm red socks

Favorite Author: Lovecraft

Favorite instrument: violin, flutes, human voice

Aesthetic: shifting from grunge (zsaszcore) to casual to parrot bright (nohocore)

Favourite song: Tattoo by Rammstein or anything else by them

Favorite animal noise: any cat noises

Random: I slept with my ex gf's current bf bc fuck you both

I’m tagging @nightfallswithwhisperedstars @toxicorum @imthekingofgotham @ufosighting @maeffleleaf and anyone who cares to join

#interaction #own

[itscrimsonsixx]

Now i am thinking we have to throw more incorrect Rammstein quotes toward you so you might get inspired! The Schneider Till Paul one really made my day :) I see Rammstein comic book in happening :D

LOL I'm glad y'all liked it! <3 and i absolutely love drawing incorrect quotes, so I'll probably draw others soon cause it's so fun, Thank you again!

And yeah, a Rammstein comic book would be cool af OMG

#rammstein #asks

[struwwelzeter]

What exactly does Flake mean that Richard is the only rockstar in the group because I'm pretty sure that Till is a rockstar too.

Well, I can only speculate, but this is the entire quote from Heute hat die Welt Geburtstag:

“One of our gitarrists wasn’t that interested in magazines and instead always took a big guitar on board the stewardesses fought with when trying to accommodate it. They came to the conclusion that there had to be a famous guitarist on board. They were right even. Richard is the only real Rockstar amongst us. Those long coats he prowls in through the streets only suit him.”

What I think he means here in his typical Flake way is more down to personality. And then you have to consider what even a Rockstar is. I think from a popularity and the whole girls and jets around the planet thing point of view one could even argue Till is the bigger Rockstar even. They’re selling out stadiums in under an hour, technically they all are. But it used to be more than that, I think.

I am romanticizing this so take with a huge grain of salt, because it’s something I personally fell in love with years ago when it comes to this kind of music, and that I think is sadly a bit dead, (you could argue through letting fans get too close for the mystery to stand like he says), they same way guitar music as a whole is a bit “dead” (and that’s an entirely different sort of conversation). Being a “Rockstar” I think was always about this extremely individualistic stance of a person going on stage, and showing a side of themselves most people would be afraid of showing or even discovering about themselves, and it creates a certain charisma that is very difficult to put in words and impossible to have if you’re not that way as a person naturally. You can’t fake it, if that makes sense. And I don’t think Rammstein as a whole have this that much. I mean Till writes poetry, that on it’s own might do that, but then he wraps it in spectacle, almost like he’s covering it back up. Or it’s in a book and you can’t even see him. Not that they don’t have charisma, but it’s different, it’s the whole unit/impenetrable force thing more than the, for lack of better word, temptation of a beautiful devil. If you look at Mick Jagger singing Sympathy for the Devil, which for me and I think for many classic Rock fans is the definition of a Rockstar, it’s exactly that, it’s look I am deplorable, I’m not even playing it, but you can’t look away and you can’t help finding it beautiful, so beautiful that you start thinking it’s not that bad after all. We infact got so used to seeing it that I think sometimes that same thing almost looks cringy today, because it is so open and honest in a way. That tension is something I think “Rockstars” have always played with. Don’t forget that we are talking about a concept that I think Flake would relate to in a way of 40 years ago, when alot more was still offensive. Till’s charsima isn’t like that, it’s in a way less sneaky and slippery if that makes sense. It doesn’t mean it’s less intense, it’s just a different colour, do you understand what I mean?

I feel a bit self important because I have used this exact sentence in a fanfic to describe it, but it’s all about snorting glitter and then the glitter makes your eyes water and smudges your mascara and it’s a beautiful, painful, mess. When I think of stereotypical Rockstars I think of Mötley Crüe and Guns N Roses and AC/DC and the Rollings Stones, oh and Lemmy! and it’s always like these guys are seeking out these extreme lifestyles in order to have a story to tell and to sing about again, like they are perpetuating their own story that way,and Richard has admitted that he sometimes seeks out pain or creates problems in order to be creative, and I think in a way it’s that. I do think Till does that too in a way, but I also buy that he would be happy growing apples all year. Richard needs to dance on the edge of a knife to be content.

I think people don’t see it in him necessarily, because we connect that sort of charisma with a certain elegance he doesn’t have a lot of the time, I mean he is also an unfortunate dumbass and a nerd, which is adorable. But the thing is, he’s also this, and Till just ... isn’t.

Plus, as a bonus, there is always this:

#rzk #richie rockstar #can you tell i love him #rammstein asks