Bat bag, c 1905 by Lacloche Freres. Photo from Sotheby's.
Rat bag. (I was unable to find a legitimate source on this one.)
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Sesame Seed Saturday
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my thoughts on the mario movie so far
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I have to imagine that, by necessity, Steve and Eddie’s parenting method includes a healthy amount of dishonesty, especially when their kids are teenagers.
Like, I’m picturing–
Moe: You’re telling me you never smoked when you were a teenager?
Eddie: Nope. Never. Not even once.
*LATER*
Steve: You fucking hypocrite
Eddie: What, you want me to tell our sixteen-year-old that when I was her age I was dealing ketamine and hotwiring cars while stoned out of my fucking mind?
Eddie: Might I remind you there’s a vault of information our children don’t know about you, Mister Keg King
Steve: Watch your mouth
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Gym Rat Soap doesn't let you bring in the groceries. Absolutely not. He hasn't spent years of training just to let little ol' you carry the insurmountable weight of produce within your hands.
And he will not make multiple trips. Just one. Doesn't matter. He'll put ten bags on each arm if need be. You're not taking a single one.
You ask how you can repay him for assisting with such a monotonous endeavor. He simply smiles and tells you nothing. Just let him help, that's it.
Although you wonder, twenty minutes later, if the groceries were just the warm-up as his strong arms hold you up perfectly against the wall.
Calloused fingers digging into the flesh of your thighs as he keeps you spread wide open, pistoning his cock into your soaking cunt as the bags sit unattended on the counter while your mewls of pleasure echo rhythmically through the halls of your home.
Gym Rat Soap Masterlist
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Whoah... Chongobloyfriend?!
(And that is simply all there is to say on the mayter)
Yup, dat's me!~ (=ච ω ච=)
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Let's talk about this IDW Cover:
So all these characters decided to do a game night, 23 of them to be exact, and Sonic and Shadow decided to sit next to each other. Shadow could sit next to Rouge or Omega or somewhere alone on the side, but he wanted to sit right in the front next to Sonic.
And they also don't seem to mind that they are both losing to Big. All they care about is beating each other.
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Pizza rat crochet bag by KnottedNeon, 2023
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80s gems winter in eastern europe edition
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Something quite saddening in Crosshair’s reaction here. It isn’t quite clear how long it’s been since he last saw his brothers.
But look how his face changes when he hears his name, rather than his number. A mixture of panic and confusion followed by familiarity that someone still knows him.
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I hope this isn't offensive, but Bilvy sounds like the name of Ikea furniture to me. Something soft, like a super fluffy armchair or something. Originally I was thinking of a pillow, but that seemed too obvious
THAT'S ME
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what gift could he possibly have?
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Tumblr babes look
"babe how do I look" * in a pink barbie dress and this purse filled with cheese cubes
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"Off to Work" (0002)
(More of The WeHo Series)
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