some fav resisting roots lines in chronological order because that script was a comedic masterpiece 10/10 no notes
(7 min in and we are off to a GREAT start)
(if you're thinking he's going to spend the next 85 min calling her gumdrop ? you would be correct)
(he would, in fact, fuck her)
(unironically hysterical tbh)
(he really said shudder gasp when it's half the movie's premise. line delivery of all time fr)
(none of these people have heard of plan b)
(absolutely wild response to a love declaration. her MIND.)
(she saw him kiss another woman and said i am going to weaponize this pregnancy announcement)
seriously though, unironic 5 stars -> they managed to include a pregnancy reveal, him cheating, them breaking up, her fainting and being carried to the hospital, them getting back together, a marriage proposal, a marriage refusal, and the baby gender reveal all within the last 15 min.
okay but has anyone taken the car scene from resisting roots as inspiration for bucktommy art or a fic (minus the cringe) because i fucking need that
like come on Tommy canonically is a car guy. Him bending Evan over the hood of some classic muscle car to eat him out and then fuck him should basically write itself