me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe
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There aren’t enough people appreciating this 😂😂
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Hello, could you do something about sanzu x a reader who is VERY (super) clueless, who could literally have something in his hand and forget that he has it in his hand?
Of course, i hope you don’t mind i chose bonten sanzu for this 😭.
Sanzu knew you weren’t the brightest. Well, when it came to most things.
It shocked him how book smart you were, but when it came to anything else you were so fucking dumb. And he wasn’t over exaggerating either..
“Sanzu.. have you seen my phone?? I looked everywhere for it and I still can’t find it.” Sanzu would’ve helped (name) look for his phone..
well.. if this wasn’t a phone call. From (name)’s phone. The one he was looking for.
“(name). Are you joking? say april fools right now.” it was the middle of march, but knowing (name).. he’d buy it.
“what do you mean! I’m serious I need my phone Sanzu.” (name) let out a groan over the phone and sighed pouting slightly , Sanzu not taking him seriously always irritated him.
“(Name), what exactly are you calling me on right now?”
“huh what??”
“Oh-OHHHH”
Sanzu sighed as you came to your obvious conclusion. Even if you’re the most clueless little shit out there, he was the one who fell for you hard.
Maybe that’s why he doesn’t mind that you’re so clueless, because he thinks it’s adorable.
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literally how it feels to drink water
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noticing that a mutual you barely talk to is also mutuals with another mutual you barely talk to
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spent too long on this. robo ky christmas
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