#rickdiculous

[ultimaterickshowdown]

so i dont know whats a decent amount that a) doesnt seem overwhelming but b) doesnt make this take rickdiculously long so quick question for all

for reference, this is only round one due to the sheer number of ricks - afterwards things will cut down gradually

#mod post #4 6 n 8 all mesn each day has the same amount #sorry if my math is off im an art student

[thatsrickdiculous]

just had a rickdiculously stressful, hetic, made me wanna throw up and die, shift at work and the ONLY thing that will make it better is the release of the s7 trailer. adult swim please, free it, release it, let it out, i want.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #rnm #rick and morty s7

[advnterccs]

@countlessrealities sent; Much to his annoyance, Rick found himself being forced to use a rickdiculous amount self-control to keep himself from fidgeting in his spot. He was nervous, even if he had no real reason to be, and that awareness was making him feel an even bigger fool.

There were reasons why he and his counterpart had chosen to keep the meaning of that day a secret and why the few who knew about it acted oblivious every year. And they were good reasons, ways to spare themselves an extra dose of regret and sorrow for every Earthen rotation.

In spite of this, the previous year they had both broken that rule and…it had gone surprisingly well. They had had a good day, had shared good moments, had felt good together. Perhaps it was because they hadn't lived it as their birthday, but as the day the universe had birthed the person who had filled their lives with love and happiness against all odds. Or, maybe, it could have more simply been the umpteenth proof that being together made everything better.

Rick bit back a curse as he shot a portal that would lead him straight into his boyfriend's garage. There was nothing that could push him to think that it wouldn't be the same this year too. And yet, he couldn't chase away the paranoia souring the back of his throat.

His counterpart was sitting at the workbench, busy with one of his gadgets. He knew that the other had to have heard him, but he was glad that he hadn't turned around, allowing him the chance to drape himself on his boyfriend's back, arms sliding around his neck.

"H-Hey, baby," he hummed against the side of his other self's neck, dropping a few, slow kisses on the too familiar skin. "I-I know that we didn't agree on it, b-but I thought...I got you something. I-I hope you don't mind."

With that, he set a small package on the workbench for his counterpart, leaving the "and that you'll like it" unsaid. He was already feeling lame for being so hesitant, he didn't want to look insecure too.

This time around the gift was a little too big to be mistaken for a ring box. Rick had intentionally made sure of that, wanting to avoid any awkward exchange that might have been prompted.

Once torn away the teal paper it was wrapped in, what looked like a miniature terrarium would be found. Inside it, there was what looked like an alien plant, maroon vines moving lazily and bright green blossoms still young. Yet, their scent was still strong enough to be smelled, sweet and fresh at the same time.

It wasn't just any plant. It was a rare, dangerous species the two of them had bumped into during one of their solo duo adventures. It hadn't been their brightest moment, because they had let themselves be lured by the beauty of those flowers and gotten intoxicated, which had almost resulted in them being eaten. However, they had always laughed looking back at it, so it was a fun memory, all considered.

At one point, his boyfriend had once made a quick comment about how the specimen would have fitted really well in the greenhouse section of his underground lab. The other probably didn't remember saying it, but Rick did and that present was the proof.

[[ my Rick for your Rick ofc x3 || he went for something less emotionally charged this year, and he's afraid that it won't meet your Rick's expectations ]]

Today felt like a normal day. A little too normal. Rick spent all day trying to convince Morty that it wasn't his birthday that he almost believed it. Hence why he was working on some random gadget instead of getting drunk.

If he continued to ignore what today was, maybe everyone else might catch the hint. So he told himself. And so he kept himself busy.

That is until the sound of a portal opened from behind him. Then those familiar arms were around him. His head tilted to the side instinctively at those kisses, allowing access for more. A pleased hum escaped from a closed mouth.

Oh he was instantly feeling better now that the love of his life was here. So relaxed as the warmth within his chest took over and radiated through-out his body.

He didn't need to turn around to be handed the gift. Shit, he forgot to get a gift for his boyfriend. He knew that there was something he forgot to do. This felt awkward now, but he would push through it.

A smile widened on his face as he got through the wrapping paper. Turning the small terrarium every which way. A little carefully as to not hurt the clipping of the plant inside.

"Holy shit, baby, I-I --" He didn't know what to say. For once, rendered speechless by the action. "Fuck, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get you anything,"

Standing up from the chair, he managed to turn around in those arms so he could press their chests together. "I-I love it so I'm going to make it up to you, alright, just give me," He looked over at a nearby clock, counting the time. "A few hours or so, I-I'll come find you."

And with that, he pressed their lips together. In a slow, steady kiss that showcased how giddy he felt about the gift. To show just how much he loved it and the man that gave it to him.

#countlessrealities #answers ; 🛸🌌 #{ ic ; 🧪 ʀɪᴄᴋ ꜱᴀɴᴄʜᴇᴢ } #v1. 🛸🌌 'ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ ꜱᴘʟɪᴛ' #{ he loved the gift uwu but now he's feeling bad bc he didn't give anything back } #{ but something tells me he has a plan xD } #{ also this will be the only time he doesn't deny that it's his birthday today xD }

[countlessrealities]

Rick, if there was a really shiny crystal on one path, but your boyfriend (Other Rick) was in danger on the other path, which would you get to first?

Unprompted asks || Always accepting !

Rick's first reaction to the question is an offended huff. What kind of idiot would ask him something like that? The answer is real fucking obvious to anyone who has seen him and his counterpart together. As if he'd ever risk the love of his life for a stupid crystal. No matter how shiny.

...Still, he can't to be curious now. How shiny is this hypothetical crystal? If it's shiny enough to catch his attention while his boyfriend is in danger, then it has to be really shiny. More than any other crystal he has ever seen.

His resolve wavers for a brief moment. His other self can take care of himself. He knows for certain, because they are the same person and a lot of people have tried to capture or kill them during their lives. Yet, there they are, sound and standing and still on top. So, whatever this hypothetical danger might be, his boyfriend should have been able to hold on, just a few extra minutes, the time he needs to grab that really shiny crystal and run back to his aide. Right?

And then, once they are both safe, they could share it and stare at it together. To figure out what can be done with it, of course. Not just because it's beautiful and shining and they find it mesmerising. That would be absolutely rickdiculous.

...Wait. Why the fuck is he even considering other possibilities aside from the one he should have picked without a split second of hesitation? Goddammit, he knew that this was a trick question.

Gritting his teeth lightly, Rick pulls out his flask from the inner pocket of his lab coat and swallows a generous mouthful of liquor before speaking up.

"T-This is one of the dumbest questions I-I've ever heard! I-If not the fuckin' dumbest." He scoffs, rolling his eyes before his face contorts into a frown. "O-Of course I'd go to help Rick first. H-He's my fuckin' soulmate. H-He's worth more than any freakin' rock in the multiverse! I-I can find another shiny crystal. But him? T-There's only one of him."

Well, technically two, counting himself, but those are unimportant details.

Taking another swing from his flask, Rick lifts his hand, showing his middle finger. "N-Now fuck off, b-before I make you do it. An-And stuff your idiotic question up your ass. T-They might be more useful there, b-because they surely are not out of your mouth."

{ @advnterccs (Rick) - mentioned }

#[ ic :: c137 Rick ] #[ ic :: anon asks ] #[ v. Rick Double Morty and Trouble ; timeline split :: c137 Rick ] #[ Step through the mirror and let me tell you my dreams for our destiny :: Rick & Rick ] #[[ ofc he'd choose his boyfriend ]] #[[ you could promise him all the crystals in the multiverse and he'd still pick Rick ]] #[[ even if omg that lil moment of hesitation tho xD ]] #;; queue

[citadelsanchez]

it is rickdiculous how u are able to get the most of the prompts sent to ya. i hope you are doing well, u make some people's days by that

I hope you're doing great as well! I will continue to do my best. 💐

#rick sanchez #rick and morty

[reporiiiiick]

these are all rickdiculous

#ooc #pocket mortys

[rick-s-221]

Hello and welcome to my half rp half AU all rickdiculous sideblog! Run by @distracted-milkshake, this is just a place for all my Rick & Morty stuff.

Feel free to drop a question in my askbox about just about anything.

Hope you enjoy your stay!

#pinned post #side blog #rick and morty #rick sanchez #fanfiction #rp blog #au blog #rick and morty au #role reversal au

[sleepystoner23]

Got a new piece today 😍🥒

#pickle rick #pickle riiiiiiiick #rick and morty #water pipe #bong #glass piece #juice box #it even has nutritional facts im ctfu #this piece is so awesome #rickdiculous

[sorarandom]

So. I have a real big life changer question.

Is it "jeez" or "geez"?

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #rickdiculous #really important #this is very serious you guys #I really realy wanna know #this thing is eating my brains #and I can no longer sleep at night #well I don't think anyone will make trough this tag #so I'll just stop #but seriously though answer me #please

[rewjames666]

RICK - Season 3 #ricksanchez #ricksanchezfanart #rickandmorty #rickandmortyseason3 #ricksanchezdrawing #rickdiculous #rewjamesdesigns #rewjames #graphite #drawing #artist #licklicklickmyballs (at Calgary, Alberta)

#rickandmortyseason3 #ricksanchez #artist #graphite #licklicklickmyballs #rewjamesdesigns #rickdiculous #rickandmorty #ricksanchezfanart #rewjames #drawing #ricksanchezdrawing

[darkriversaben]

"Allen's Dream" Rickdiculous May 9,2014 Newgrounds

#video #rickdiculous #newgrouds

[mawok]

I’ve wanted to draw this for a long time now, and in all its glory, a redraw of my icon Mona Ricksa

#rick sanchez #mawok #my art #rick and morty #mona ricksa #this is actually my new favourite thing #I have not once looked at this without laughing #that face just comes up on the screen and I find a new reason to laugh #I'm super duper proud of the background??? #I didn't make a palette or colour pick anything #I don't normally but its got all the good natural tones and matches the robes like fuck yes #you seriously underestimate how much I love this icon #its my favourite thing in the world #after being dragged through the everything with the mona lisa during my art degree I gotta get something out of this artwork right #rickdiculous #mona lisa #*slaps self* not just because this is really good but because I really could have done with not making it XD #is this a shitpost?? idk #m 024

[countlessrealities]

@advnterccs sent: 📂 for Muse A to comment something about a current thread of Muse B’s & 💞 for Muse A to comment on Muse B’s relationships and/or people they know { To Rick about Evil Rick >:D } Multimuse grape vine

The questions prompt a loud snort out of Rick. He has plenty of opinions about the sociopath and his relationship with the only two people he properly acknowledges. And that alone already says something about the motherfucker.

"W-Where the fuck should I even start from? I-I mean, shit, there's a real fuckin' lot to say...an-and none of is good stuff." Understatement of the century. "I-I dare anyone who knows the guy t-to disagree with me...aside from that clown, b-but he's as bad as Evil Rick, s-so his opinion doesn't count."

And that other son of a bitch is smitten to the point that it's beyond embarrassing. And just as creepy.

"C-Current thread? Alright. D-Damn, he has...two? I-I kind of lost track for a minute there. B-But yeah, two and they are both w-with him and his master." Cue to an eyeroll. "I-I swear, those two can't even have a normal conversation. L-Look at them, t-the clown made up the lamest excuse ever t-to get his pet drunk and...dig around his b-backstory or whatever he's doing. An-And of course Evil Rick went along with it. H-He could have at least called the guy out. Y-You tie yourself to someone for life, b-blind trust and all, an-and you can't even have a honest talk with them? C-C'mon, it was fuckin' rickdiculous."

And yes, that's the right word to make his point at its fullest.

"An-And speaking of those two," he goes one, lips curling in an expression of distaste. "T-That's one of the most fucked up relationships I've ever seen an-and I've been around a lot. G-Got into some bad ones myself, b-but those psychos? T-They are on a whole different level. A-A match made in fuckin' hell. An-And I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out tha-that they are in the literal sense."

If they ever got married, a version of the Devil would definitely be the most fitting being to officiate it. Most likely by performing a human sacrifice.

"An-And don't get me started on their sex life. S-Sure, now it's not as bad as before, b-but fuck. T-The clown didn't even know the most important thing a-about his partner and Evil Rick j-just let him...do whatever the motherfucker wanted to do to him. T-To hell the fact that he hated every single second. F-For real, who the hell does that? Y-Yeah, he's fuckin' obsessed, but damn."

He almost grimaces at his own thoughts and words. "Nasty" and "disturbing" don't even start to cover it.

"An-And then there's President Evil. A-Another fuckin' creepy mess right there. H-He basically tortured the kid f-for who knows how long. Y-Yeah, most Ricks do fucked up shit to their Mortys, b-but again...the motherfucker brought that to another level too. N-No wonder the little psycho turned out t-the way he is."

Not a mine copy of his Rick, but close enough.

"S-So, he twists the kid into some creepy ass weird, t-then said little creep turns against him, t-traps him in his own mind an-and use him as his puppet. G-Gets him killed even. O-Or well, sort of. An-And what does the psycho do? H-He goes straight back to his obsession w-with his Morty, b-but now he wants to be the little freak's loyal, feral pet. An-And how he gets there? H-He stalks him, b-butchers people for him an-and leaves him creepy notes written in blood. An-And there are verses where his Morty takes him back. C-Can you fuckin' believe that?"

Yet another match made in hell, just of a different kind.

"A-Anyone who even just thinks about getting interested in the guy...D-Don't. He's bad news, h-he's creepy as fuck, he can't even feel shit properly. An-And even if he ends up liking you back in his stalkerish, disturbing way? Y-You're gonna regret it. U-Unless you're as messed up as he is."

#[ ic :: c137 Rick ] #advnterccs #[[ he went on a rant just as expected xD ]] #[[ but it's funny because everything he said can be summed up in: 'he's a fucking creepy psycho' xD ]] #[[ speaking of psychos #I still think that he is too invested in ours' love life xD ]] #[[ despite what he says he's always grumbling about it x3 ]]

[stropharian-world]

Me, watching that sweet scene in "Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort" of Birdperson driving the car while Rick and him talk about their shared moments and memories, and pretending Tammy wasn't there.

(Ok young Rick is there too and kicking ass).

#birdrick #rickdiculous thoughts #I just like to imagine these two talking about their shared moments

[itsfine-imfine-everythingsfine]

Schwifty.

#rick and morty #get schwifty #adult swim #hulu #love this song #love this show #rickdiculous

[beaubartley]

Role model of the Century

#rick and morty #rick #rick sanchez #rickdiculous #adult swim #cartoon #draw #draweveryday #beaubartley artly #digital art #ipadart #ipadartist