Greetings! You smell like an old sock./ref
My name is Liana Randolph and I never thought about committing a second degree murder.
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Get jumpscared by my face reveal!
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I look like I eat walls, bruh.
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Who is the hottest hockey player? You are not allowed to say Patrice Bergeron
This is so funny to me because like.. who's the hottest hockey boy? You could probably make a pretty compelling case for 30+ different guys: the draisaitls, hischiers, svechnikovs, and vince dunns of the world. Very pretty. Very marketable. Geometric faces and big muscles and pretty eyes. Objectively attractive. Yup.
But who am I the most attracted to? Those two old men from the lightning.
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Oh gosh! Im a repressed Englishwoman but I write about these gay dudes fucking sometiems and tis beautiful.
(What my mind think if asked to do an impersonation of you)
this is essentially what it boils down to 馃珷
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*resurfaces from a damp watery lair to reblog 700 wolfstar fanarts* no one talk to me I鈥檓 so damp and going to make it everyone鈥檚 problem
*high as fuck* remus is a sleepy boy actually so sleepy so cuddly also hungry let鈥檚 discuss what hope is feeding him right now also did you know lyall fucks. lyall FUCKS
*just posted a marg chapter* heyyyyy ;))))) (immediately hides from the angry mob)
also something about jeff the grindylow
I... yeah that's fair
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Can someone make me cry please?
I need to be FUCKING INCONSOLABLE.
I need to eject ALL OF MY MOISTURE THROUGH MY EYES.
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All-Time Total Drama Characters Ranking (My Personal Opinion!) // First Generation Cast to BRAND NEW 2023 Cast!
OK, I know some of these are takes, so I will explain myself based on some of them by groups.
S Tier Choices: Alejandro is the greatest villain in Total Drama history, don't come at me. Him and Heather? Masterful. My favorite couple/pairing on Total Drama of all-time. LeShawna is probably the best, most likable character in Total Drama history. Gwen may be a surprise some some, but she's always been a personal favorite. Sanders and Kitty were my favorite part of Ridonculous Race. And yes, there's lots of the newest generation of the show, because the new season was actually phenomenal. Shawn is my lone TDPI pick, he's just a giant dork. Oh, and Harold deserved to win TDA.
A+ Tier Choices: Noah and Tyler were absolute standouts for me in Total Drama World Tour. I loved their character development. And I loved Noah (and Emma!) in RR! Julia is one of my favorite villains, and her 'bad side' reveal was so well done. Lots of people don't like Jo, but I thought she was great in Total Drama Revenge of the Island. Raj and Bowie have my heart in a chokehold.
A Tier Choices: Trent is still my beloved musician child from TDI and he deserved better in TDA. Sierra is either a 'love or hate' character, but she made me laugh multiple times. I like her! Cody was one of the best parts of TDWT. Sammy and Jasmine's friendship was one of my favorite things in the *interesting* TDPI season, and I just adore Scarlett. Also, Don was a great host, and Carrie, Ryan, Rock and Emma were great!
B Tier Choices: Owen had good moments in TDI. Then they just used him for fart jokes. I haven't seen enough of Axel to love her, but she has so much potential. Anne Maria was hilarious, but her elimination (aka, quitting) drops her. Jen/Tom were a great duo, and Mickey and Jay were fun to laugh at (sorry, not sorry)! Chef's best moment? The Basic Straining Episode and his fights with Izzy.
C Tier Choices: Dawn's voice annoys me, I'm sorry. Svetlana and Vito are the better of Mike's personalities. I love Sam and Dakota's storyline, but Sam on his own is meh. Scott was great in TDRI, but drops because of his lameness in All Stars. Stephanie is wild and chaos, and I love chaos.
D Tier: OK Courtney fans, don't come at me too hard. I personally just don't like Courtney. I loved her in TDI, but then All Stars and World Tour ruined her for me. Then, the creators killed my chances of liking her again in TDAs. Courtney is the type of person that, if she was real, I would want to fight constantly. She annoys me. There, I said it! Also, I know Scary Girl is going to be controversial, but she just isn't my type of character. Funny moments for sure though. Her scaring Damien was funny.
F Tier: Chester, Manitoba and ... ugh, Mal, were just God-awful. Justin had two seconds of being a villain and then *poof* he went back to being a crappy character. I loathe Blainley, but she isn't in the lowest category for one of the best TDWT lines: "Alejandro and Heather? Give it up and just make out already!"
Swiss Neutral: Don't know enough about these three, and don't really care!
The Worst: Enough said on all of them. Sugar is gross. Chase is a fuckboy. Taylor is a whiny, entitled little shit. Not shocking that lots of TDPI characters are on here. They. Stunk. And Ezekiel... the worst storyline in Total Drama history.
There you have it, folks! *Roast Me*
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