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razorblade180 · 1 year
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Neo politan really said “Death isn’t enough. The very concept of you has to fucking go.” And that’s the most hateful thing any villain has ever said in this show. I respect it.
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isanarte · 1 month
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Another Silentknight Commission for DatGuy07 on X/Twitter! More on the they're-older-and-married-and-happy AU!
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bobasisters · 1 year
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the way this isn't even a joke
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Me with my 24 email addresses on my way to sign up for free Crunchyroll trials
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riku-izanami · 20 days
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The follow footage is for scientific purposes only, please do not attempt to recreate.
How different faunus react to Zero Gravity:
Cat faunus- Subjests are collectively panicking
Blake: *squirmming in the air desperately try to get her footing* yang....YANG.....YANG I DON'T LIKE THIS! YANG!
Neon: *doing flips* WOAH...WOAH! WHY CAN'T I LAND!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?
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Bird faunus- Both appear heavily disoriented
Raven: *trying to land but keeps raising to the ceilling* WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
Qrow: * doing the same* oh god *belch* i think I'm gonna hurl....
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Dog Faunus- very calm
Retriever faunus jaune: *floating around with no thoughts*........so this is life now.....
Retriever faunus saphron: *pseudo moonwalking* yup, this is life now..
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mouse faunus- Errr....Zoomies?
Mouse Faunus Ruby: *running/ jumping around the room* FUCK IT, WE BALL!
Mouse Nora: *doing the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!
Mouse jessica: *also the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!
Mouse Neo: *also doing the same* FUXK IT WE BALL
All four: *running around* FUCK IT WE BALL!!!!!
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madmanwonder · 1 month
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Silent Knight Dating Perks
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rocknroll7575 · 2 months
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"Your next line is...!" Pt.1
Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"
Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!
Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?
Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?
Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"
Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"
Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"
Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?
Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?
Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"
Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?
Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !
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Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"
Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?
Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?
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arc-misadventures · 1 month
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He Does
Bleiss: That sexy blond bastard seriously thinks he can just bust a nut in me, and just make a fucking runner on me?!
Bleiss: Well, he can!
Bleiss: Cause I… I can’t feel my legs…
Neo: 😁👌
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obligatoryjauneblog · 1 month
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Nora: *peeping on Silent Knight* Oh my God, its like he's chalking a pool cue.
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averagemrfox · 1 year
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How are y’all doing this fine RWBY Saturday folks?
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 5 months
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Shark!Faunus Jaune: *Signing* It's nice to meet someone else that can't talk.
Neo: *Signing Back* I guess not having to gesture and charade what I want of them.
Jaune: Makes communicating in an active fight difficult though.
Neo: Yeah, it's a good thing I'm so good at fighting I can just do my own thing.
Jaune: Yeah, that works for you, I'm the leader of a Team. Communication is necessary.
Roman: NEO! STOP HAVING A CONVER- ACK!
Pyrrha: *Pinning Roman* JAUNE! GET OVER HERE AND HELP!
Neo: ... Wanna trade Redheads?
Jaune: Not really. I like Pyrrha. She's Nice.
Neo: Yeah, I would've just took them both. Roman's My Dumb-Dumb.
Fun Fact! Sharks lack any organs or group of muscle to produce noise, like most fish. There are some species that can produce a barking sound by snapping their jaws.
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hellcifrogs · 1 year
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I know tea time was bad BAD, but I missed my favorite bastard SO much!!! I was so happy to just see him... Imagine the emotional roller coaster!!
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razorblade180 · 7 months
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Neo:“I like my men the way I like my ice cream. Large and running down my fingers.”
Jaune:…That’s all you man.
Adam:No, I insist.
Jaune:Scared of a human?
Adam:That’s no human. That is a gremlin that never rests.
Neo: “I like double scoops.”
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Adam:Never thought sign language would terrify me. What a brave new world.
Jaune:I feel like I need to call my mom after that.
Adam:Can she be mine to get me out of this.
Jaune:Get your own.
Adam:…..
Jaune:….
Jaune:I’m sorry.
Neo:*laughing*
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rodanhoax · 7 months
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Jaune: *Slightly out of breath* Wow... You were incredible...
Neo: *Kneeling in front of Jaune, smiling seductively at him as she wipes her mouth*
Jaune: W-Well, here's your 50 lien.
Neo: *Takes the money, before handing Jaune a piece of paper*
Jaune: What's this?
Neo: *Pulls up sign* "Forged Transcripts for 50 Lien!"
Jaune: But I was only paying for the blow-
Neo: *Flips sign* "That Was Free!"
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iamafanofcartoons · 1 year
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“ And when they fail and you turn to your smaller soul, know that you send her to the same pitiful demise “
Bloody hell....
https://twitter.com/RWBYFIGHTS/status/1644723955016540161
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dantedsblog · 3 months
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Jaune: Neo, how about catching a movie for our date? I heard there's a great action film playing.
Neo: *shakes head disapprovingly*
Jaune: Not a fan of action? What genre do you prefer, then?
Neo: *holds up a romantic comedy movie ticket*
Jaune: Seriously? A romantic comedy? I was thinking more along the lines of adventure and excitement.
Neo: *crosses arms, looking unimpressed*
Jaune: Come on, Neo, it's our first date. We should do something thrilling, not sit through a cheesy romance.
Neo: *picks up stolen action movie tickets, smirking*
Jaune: Oh, you sly... alright, compromise it is. Romance first and Action later, deal?
Neo: *nods in agreement, pleased with the compromise*
Neo:*he is cute when he thinks he’s the one who makes decisions*
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