#s: incorrect quotes generator

[godsofhumanity]

Odin: Well, has Loki ever been wrong before? Frigg: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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[memedievil]

Kiya: What’s the status up here?

Sir Daniel: Fucked up, about to die, the Professor’s a nerd. The usual.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Melos: Urg, It’s getting to chummy around here.

Melos, to Reader: You! Say something that’ll unsettle me.

R/n, thinking:...

R/n: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Melos: Damn...I said unsettle me, not frak with me.

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[pumpkin-phones]

incorrect quotes but it's me my sister and my boyfriend

snow - me, Sophie - sister, icarus - boyfriend

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icarus: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".

icarus: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???

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Sophie: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

icarus: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

sophie: Not when you’re playing with snow, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Sophie: I hope you all make it to adulthood!

icarus: That’s a great prayer.

snow: A needed one.

icarus: A needed one indeed.

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Sophie: icarus told me I was found in a KFC bucket next to a dumpster and I was rescued.

snow: You probably were.

Sophie: Oh crap, maybe that's the reason why. Maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously I'm reliving the trauma whenever I see their trademark bucket. My brain and cognitive dissonance won't let me completely lie to myself and say I hate their food, because fried chicken is great and I want some now, instead it just steers me away. Thank you for helping to guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin.

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snow, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Sophie: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Sophie, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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snow: Is something burning?

icarus: My burning love for you of course!

snow: …

icarus: …

icarus: And the kitchen is on fire…

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*snow and Sophie texting*

snow: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Sophie: Isn't icarus there?

snow: Yes but I like you more.

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snow: Italics.

icarus: Yeah, Italians.

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snow: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

Sophie, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

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snow: The wee-woo thingy?

icarus: THE FIRE ALARM!?

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[yeah-no-idontregretanything]

Bruce: I have a plan. Alfred: I have the hospital and Clark on speed dial.

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[harveywritings92]

Ghost: Say something that’ll unsettle me.

R/n: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Ghost: I said unsettle me, not f*ck with me.

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[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in?

Napoleon: What's the taser challenge?

Saint Germain: We tase each other, then drink.

Napoleon: How do you win?

Leonardo: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

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[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Abhimanyu: I'm having a midnuh-

Pradyumna: A mid-nut crisis?

Samva: That’s what happens before post-nut clarity. Mid-nut crisis.

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[ask-orkiindah]

Odahviing: The floor is lava!

Casthia: *helps Durnehviir onto the counter*

Sun Spots: *kicks Alduin off the sofa*

Miraak: *lays on the floor*

Odahviing: ...Are you okay?

Miraak: No.

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[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Apollo: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Apollo: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Meg: Apollo just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Meg: I just won Apollo Tantrum Bingo.

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[these-conquered-woodlands]

order of the phoenix members & co as incorrect quotes

dumbledore: I’m telling you, my organization's members are all very intelligent and skilled. tonks, rushing in: dumbledore! remus and sirius tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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sirius: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. tonks: Why are we so fucking awesome? sirius: That's the best goddamn question anybody's ever asked.

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molly: I am going to need you to swear- sirius: Fuck. molly: molly: ...swear as in promise.

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molly : Are you drinking enough water? severus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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tonks: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? remus: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? tonks: Yes. remus: I'd sleep. I wanna sleep.

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dumbledore: I'm going to ask you to be respectful to each other. severus and sirius at the same time: I will respectfully decline.

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tonks: What happened?! sirius: Do you want the long version or the short version? tonks: Short?? sirius: Shit's fucked. tonks: ...Okay, long. sirius: Shit's very fucked.

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mad eye: So I have made the decision to trust you. tonks: A horrible decision, really.

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harry: We have a problem. severus, probably: No, you have a problem. We have an idiot who keeps making them.

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sirius: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? remus: A pet WHAT?! tonks: William Snakespeare.

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dumbledore: severus is forbidden from monologuing. at meetings, at least.

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sirius: Remus, old friend, would you take a killing curse for me? remus: ...yes? *snape angrily bursts into the room* sirius: *running away* Great, thanks!

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dumbledore: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? harry: Okay. *later* ministry bro: Potter! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. dumbledore, whispering: Deny everything. harry, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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mundungus: stop forgiving my crimes, i worked so hard on those.

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mad-eye: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? kingsley: dumbledore, probably. he bought six new purple robes just this week with the budget we were going to use to bribe mundungus. dumbledore: hey! i'm the only one paying for our expenses!

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severus: Why aren’t you sleeping? sirius: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, severus. severus: sirius: …The nightmares. severus: severus: Don't look at me like that, I'm not giving you a hug.

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molly: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. arthur: *steps on a rubber duck and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely.* molly: that one. i want that one.

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arthur: Define “dream” for kids. severus: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works. molly : That’s too dark!

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dumbledore: I can explain. some obscure person like emmeline vance, maybe: Can you? dumbledore: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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dumbledore: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. mad-eye: Those are wanted posters!

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remus: I’m sad. tonks: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. tonks: And das not good.

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fleur: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. bill: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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severus: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. mad-eye: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. mundungus: What kind of pep talk is that? severus: Ominous positivity.

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mad-eye: Someone will die. tonks, sarcastically: Oh, fun!

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Harry, Ron and Hermione: *Kick the door down looking panicked.* kingsley: What did you do? harry: Nobody died. ron: *nods* molly: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!

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[godsofhumanity]

Ra: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that mortals insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Set: Sekhmet: Bastet: Everyone Else At Ra's Surprise Birthday Party: Set: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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[illegiblehandwriting1]

ah shit i forgot to do this today! What day is it, 15? yea 15 ok here we go!! ---

Sky: I only have 6 weeks left to live. Wild: Oh my god, really?! Sky: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

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Wild: What is your favourite mythical story? Sky: The Story Of My Will To Live. Wild: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

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Warrior: What am I supposed to do? Wild: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in. Warrior: I’m an atheist. (Alternatively, this is Sky, and he just says "no.") Wild: Then just get ready to die I guess.

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Hylia: I type how I think. Sky: Odd that you type at all then.

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Onith: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Sky and Sun: We're chopsticks! Onith: Well... that's cute! Onith: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Wind: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Flora: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Twilight: What did you just say- Flora: Foetons! *Laughs* Twilight: Wh-what?  Wild: *cackling*

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Kidnapper: I have your brother. Wild: What? I don't have a brother... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Wild: Oh my god, you have Sky.

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Wild: When surrendering, Sky is to hand the sword over HILT first.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Spider-Punk: Urg, It’s gettin’ to chummy around ‘ere.

Spider-Punk, to Reader: Say somethin’ that’ll unsettle me.

R/n, thinking:...

R/n: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Spider-Punk: Damn...I said unsettle me, not frak wit’ me.

------- R/n = Reader’s name

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[saturncodedstarlette]

“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.”

—Leon S. Kennedy

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: If I didn't know better, Jimmy, I'd say you were scared.

Jimmy: Heh, scared?

*absolute silence*

Jimmy: DID YOU HEAR THAT?

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