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#spiderverse incorrect quotes
saturncodedstarlette · 10 months
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Miguel, snarls : You don’t deserve them.
Hobie, holding the confused Y/N tightly in his arms : Go take a bath. You reek of jealousy, mate.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months
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R/n, meant to text Hobie: (3:05 a.m.): I’m bored...
Miguel ( 3:06 A.m.): Then go to sleep.
R/n (3:08 a.m.): You wanna see me chug a bottle of steak sauce?
Miguel (3:09 a.m.): please go to sleep.
R/n (3:10 a.m.): [Sends a pic of herself holding a bottle of steak sauce.]
R/n (3:15 a.m.): {Posts a blurry pic of of her looking terrified as Miguel stands behind her menacingly…}
Miguel (3:25 A.m): Goodnight, R/n. {Posts pic of himself in bed along with a pouting R/n who is wrapped up and bound to the bed with webs.]
------------ R/n = reader name
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*Pavitr and Hobie are sitting in a bench*
Miles: Why do you guys look so sad?
Hobie: Sit down so we can tell you
Miles: *sits down*
Pavitr: The bench is freshly painted
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harveywritings92 · 4 months
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Spider Punk: R/n, say something rebellious.
R/n: Uh, okay, I think the working class should uprise against the rich people.
Spider Punk: I said rebellious, not revolutionary.
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marvelflame2010 · 10 months
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Miguel driving his kids home: So, how was your day?
Gabi: We almost got surprise adopted!
Miguel: What?
Y/n: We almost got kidnapped
Miguel: Oh, ok
Miguel: *slams breaks* YOU WERE WHAT?!
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audhd-nightwing · 10 months
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Peter B: We have fun, don’t we Miguel?
Miguel: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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punkfloweranarchy · 10 months
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Miguel: status report on Miles Morales?
Hobie: target has been taken out
Miguel: very goo-
Hobie: it was a lovely restaurant. candle lit dinner. he proposed at the end of it, my last name is morales now
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weyirn · 10 months
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Miguel: I can't believe you did something so stupid.
Y/n: I did it because I love you.
Miguel: Are you SERIOUS?! 😠
Y/n: I'M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU-
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saturncodedstarlette · 9 months
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Y/N : Damn boy what that mouth do.
Hobie : Critique capitalism.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 10 months
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Miguel: I don't need anymore friends. I already have two... R/n and Lyla.
Peter B: Don't you mean three?~ *pointing at himself* 
Miguel, looks at him flatly: …No, I'm pretty sure I meant to say two.
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24-7fandombrain · 11 months
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Peter: And I would never say that, not even as a joke, that Miguel is a bitch and I don't like him. That is not true. Miguel is a bitch and I like him so much!
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Gwen: French pigs be like "Oinque"
Pavitr: Japanese pigs be like "Oinkú"
Hobie: American pigs be like "STOP RESISTING!"
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kasinonightlife · 11 months
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Miles: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Hobie: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Gwen: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Pavitr: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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goneatlas · 11 months
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miguel: *chasing after miles, talons out and fangs bared*
miles: GET YOUR FUCKIN DOG, BITCH!!!
peter b: he don't bite
miles: YES HE DO!!!!!
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ryemiffie · 26 days
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More quotes from my day but as spiderverse incorrect quotes this time!
-Playing Mario Party-
Pavitr(Peach): Why do you keep targeting me?!
Hobie(Shy guy): Down with the monarchy.
Pavitr: Peach is a princess of the people!
Hobie: Don't matter, eat the rich.
Pavitr: I only have 2 coins!
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gaybutterflynerd · 10 months
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Pavitr: “And this is where the British stole all of our stuff!” *gestures to Hobie sitting on the couch.*
Hobie: *Casually eating a bowl of curry he stole from Pavitr’s fridge.*
Hobie:
Hobie: “This is a metaphor for imperialism.”
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