Steve: Um, Bucky? What do you think you’re doing?
Bucky, using his prosthetic as an extension to reach for the banana bread that was intentionally put out of his reach: Uhhhh who the hell is Bucky
thanos: you can’t defeat me
tony: alright, but what if i told you we have a man on the inside?
Bucky: You think I would be a good pirate
Steve: I think you would be the best pirate
Tony: When first winked at me, it’s like you proposed
Stephen: What?? That makes no fucking sense-
Rhodey: Don’t talk to your wife like that
Tony: Yeah >: )
Thor, every 30 minutes: [kick open the door of the lab] I would DIE for you Banner
Bruce, not even paying attention anymore: then perish
Bucky after his resurrection: If I die again next year you all have to dress slutty at my funeral. It’s what I would’ve wanted.
Scott: wait so you like me??for my personality??
Hope: i know i was surprised too
Steve: *says something about freedom during WWII*
A British officer:
Natasha: *Is a little shiz*
Clint: *Loves her anyway*
You, a fool: the brother Russos use fake scenes in the trailer, omg, everything we saw is a fucking lie, nobody is going to be okay, Tony going to die, Steve going to die, omg, hELP
Me, an intellectual: remember when Marvel fucking lie to our stupids faces saying endgame wasn’t the name of avengers endgame? Because I do
Tony stans, seeing Tony alive and with the avengers: our son is okay, he looks precious, beautiful, his ass still great af and now he go to kick Barney panini chin ass
The brothers Russos, confessing they use fake scenes in the trailer: lol thats what you think
Tony: I’ve had three anxiety attacks and eight cups of coffee today I’m immortal
Stephen: *Continues reading*