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Avengers as Things I’ve Said While Angry

Natasha: If you like your kidneys where they are, walk away right now.

Steve: Why are you booing me, I’m right? I’m always right, that’s what being me means.

Peter: (after someone was mean to a friend) If you EVER touch my special sweet snowflake again, I will DESTROY you, but like in a nice way. Which will just make it even more humiliating for you.

Stephen: I‘ve already killed you in my head 16 times. Whoops, there’s 17.

Tony: Sorry, you need an IQ of at least 3 digits to argue with me.

Loki: Were you speaking? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me being so much better than you.

Bucky: The fact that this much stupidity can be in a single person who’s still alive is enough to make me question the whole ‘survival of the fittest’ thing.

Bruce: *long sigh* No. Just, no. I’m not dealing with you, go away.

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Nat: you think I can’t fight because I’m a girl

Steve: no, I think you can’t fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think even Bucky here could fight in that dress either.

Bucky: perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride

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Clint: putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

Sam: or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting toothpaste on

Clint: wow, excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first

Bucky: who the fuck doesn’t wet their toothbrush before putting toothpaste on it?

Sam: who the fuck does?

Bucky: I the fuck do

Sam: What the fuck man

Bucky: Fuck you

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