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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days

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Yelena: why is Gorgeous the only thing you can be Drop-Dead?

Nat, already sighing: what do you mean?

Yelena: I want be drop-dead silly. Let my enemies crumble before me, overcome by the depths of my whimsy, don't you think?

Nat: I think you're spending too much time with your girlfriend and she is rubbing off on you

Yelena: You leave Kate out of this

#drop dead silly #bishova #bishlova #yelena #kate #kate x yelena #yelena x kate #incorrect bishova #incorrect bishova quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #Kate Bishop #Yelena Belova #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff

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loislame84 · 3 days

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Kate: okay so it looks like we have to do this the old fashioned way.

Yelena: Molotov Cocktail

Kate, turning: what no?

Yelena, smiling holding up the bomb: let’s do it.

Kate: how did you make that so fast?

Yelena, shrugging: Russian.

#bishova #bishlova #katelena #kate bishop x yelena belova #yelena belova x kate bishop #kate bishop #kate x yelena #yelena x kate #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #yelena black widow #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #avengers incorrect quotes

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floilee · 2 days

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You can't blame any of them

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crybabycunt · 3 days

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Yelena: Kate has no survival skills. Her need to be a hero has replaced them.

Natasha: That can't be true.

Yelena: Watch this.

Yelena: Kate Bishop, there's a lost child at the bottom of the stairs!

Kate: (throws herself out the nearest window)

Yelena: God I love her.

#and then yelena proceeds to yeet herself out the window too #bishova #bishlova #kate bishop #yelena belova #black widow #hawkeye #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #crack #funny #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes

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yorkshireteauk · 1 day

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yelena and kate have wanda and nat over for lunch one day and nat jokingly says “compliments to the chef” to kate which then leads to kate walking into their kitchen and just paying yelena compliments for 5 minutes and kate leaving yelena with a light blush

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mosquito-queen · 1 day

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A shudder ripples up Yelena’s spine. She quickly turns from her perch on the picnic table bench, and spits red ice onto the dirt. She hacks up the offending treat, before turning back to the concerned girl sitting across from her.

Kate’s face is twisted up in a knot, “Hey, are you okay? Did you choke or something?”

”What was that?” Yelena manages to cough out, grabbing a napkin from the table and trying to scrub the sticky flavor off her face.

Now Kate frowns: “You said you liked snowcones. I got you the tiger’s blood, that’s what you asked for right?”

“This is poison,” Yelena pushes the melting cup of disgusting towards Kate, “It is not how I remember it.”

Kate considers this, and uses her spoon stained in banana flavoring (Yelena did explicitly tell her she wouldn’t kiss Kate again until after she brushed her teeth of that flavor) to test Yelena’s snowcone. She swallows, and shakes her head, “This is it, the three flavors for one combo.”

Yelena pouts and insists, “No, it is not. It was different, better.”

”Well when did you have it last?” Kate flicks her sunglasses over her eyes, peering up behind the lenses in an attempt at playing detective. All Yelena can think about is the way Kate’s mouth is stained artificially red and maybe tiger's blood would taste like it was supposed to on her lips. Then Kate says: “You know your tastebuds change when you get old.”

”Cyka,” Yelena growls and snatches the glasses from Kate’s face. She slips them on. Kate doesn’t attempt to take them back, just squints the sun out of her eyes as punishment. Except it isn’t really a punishment - Kate loves it when Yelena wears her sunglasses. Yelena plays absently with the spoon in the barely solid snowcone, “I don’t know. Must of been Ohio.”

That’s always Yelena’s answer when she ends up hating something she allegedly loved. Kate doesn’t hold it against her, but she can’t understand it either. At first she thinks it’s just nostalgia. Kate catches herself falling into that trap sometimes: the mall, sick days, McDonald's fries (nope, that one still holds up). Kate thinks Yelena just has her Ohio childhood on a pedestal - which, again, completely fair with all things considered.

Kate starts doubting Yelena experiences Regular People Nostalgia when she says she wants to go back to Cedar Point. The best Kate can do is take her to Coney Island. Kate doesn’t say anything when they walk past a warning for minimum height requirement. She doesn’t say anything when her brain absently notices that a six year old Yelena could not have made it on the ride. Maybe Ohio had even less rules than Coney Island. Who was Kate to know? Yelena throws up after the first roller coaster. She’s a curious shade of white when she practically shoves Kate out of her way, beelining towards the trash can. Her aversion to rollercoasters is very funny with all things considered.

Sometimes Yelena will be restless. She paces and sighs and opens the cabinet doors over and over and over and over again. Kate doesn’t know what she’s looking for. She just knows Yelena never finds it. She’s usually mumbling, “I was doing something.” She’ll pace off again, come back, sigh. “I just can’t remember..” The thing is, Yelena is very good at not remembering what she is doing outside of a mission. The other thing is that Yelena is very good at making up what she was supposed to be doing. Kate suspects it’s the same way Yelena is very good at filling the gaps in her memory.

Kate thinks about how badly Yelena must want these things to turn them into her reality. She thinks about how a six year old little girl had time to become the greatest child assassin the world has ever known and carefully craft an entire imaginary normal life. She thinks about how another version of Yelena went to Cedar Point, had sticky tiger’s blood dripping from her chin, camped in her backyard with her sister, sat through family dinner every night, failed math class in eighth grade, broke her arm doing a backflip on the trampoline, spent her summers traversing the world on family vacations. Kate likes that Yelena just as much as this one.

Sadness sours this Yelena’s face. There’s a deep loneliness that would rival the sprawling desert. Kate says, “Ohio probably puts cherry in it instead of strawberry.”

Yelena perks up, “That must be why I remember it different.”

“Maybe we try something new next time,” Because Kate wants to stop waking in the middle of the night to half-muffled sobs coming from the bathroom after every failed attempt of Yelena trying to reconcile reality and delusion. Whatever Yelena wants to be real should be.

#prolly will expand this later #bishova #kate bishop #yelena belova

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axinite25 · 7 hours

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To celebrate finishing chapter 1 of 5 for my Famous!Kate/Spy!Yelena AU, here's something I made for it at some point

It's called angels know the rest, is already longer than my other stories, and I have no idea when I'm posting it! 😎😂 Enjoy the teaser!

Current summary:

“It's not going to work out between you.” “Why do you think that?” Her sister stared for a moment, like Yelena was the stupidest person she had ever crossed paths with. “Let's think... You're a spy working for the most covert agency unknown to the world, and she is on the cover of Vogue.” Yelena snatched the magazine back. “It's Rolling Stone, actually.” OR Yelena starts dating Kate Bishop, who just so happens to be the biggest name in the music industry.

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yxlenas · 3 days

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What's your take on Yelena's relationship with intimacy when it comes to Kate?

So I do not think Yelena is asexual or aromantic. Fight in the replies if you want w/e comic canon is 3 idiots in a trench coat and I think half of y'all yelling that would hate comic Yelena. I kind of love the concept of unlabeled Yelena who's only ever really wanted to be with Kate, or just simply Yelena as queer.

I do think she was subject to 2 decades of sexual trauma and nonconsensual physical contact (punishment at minimum) and physical intimacy even nonsexual is VERY hard for Yelena to tolerate even though she's touch starved and desperate for comforting physical affection. At first even Kate holding her hand is too overwhelming, because Kate is not one of Yelena's "safe people" (I can expand on that too). Yelena also has a very complicated relationship to her body and her body image, and that makes sex much more complicated. Yelena does not like her body. Yelena will never like her body or achieve body neutrality, and that's something that I think it takes Kate time to realize? No amount of teaching her girlfriend about body acceptance will ever really help Yelena handle the way she looks in the mirror.

She and Kate date for a long while before they even try to do more than kiss, and I don't think their first time goes particularly well. Sex is very triggering for Yelena, even when her boundaries are respected and her consent is enthusiastic, and it's not something they do super often.

#tw sex assault #Yelena Belova #Kate Bishop #Bishova #Queer Yelena Belova #Unlabeled Yelena Belova #body posititivity #tbh i think we should talk more about Yelena vs. body acceptance

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critter-of-habit · 17 days

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Oh, Yelena got a haircut 😳

#Kate Bishop #Yelena Belova #bishova #mine #art #mcu art #marvel art #marvel #mcu

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

#avengers #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #yelena belova #yelena belova x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #shuri #shuri x reader #kate bishop #kate bishop x reader #kate x yelena #gfmaximoff #bishova

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marvelgifs · 1 month

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HAWKEYE (2021) dir. Bert & Bertie

#marveledit #filmedit #yelena belova #yelenabelovaedit #gifs #fpughedit #florence pugh #*#hawkeye #by pfeiffer #hailee steinfeld #kate bishop #katebishopedit #bishova #clint barton #clintbartonedit #kate x yelena

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incorectquoteswlw · 21 hours

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Yelena: Do you like my top?

Maria: Yeah, she seems nice

Yelena: What

Nat: What

Kate: (:

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polar-biscuit · 4 months

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a kiss is not supposed to actually heal wounds, kate bishop.. or does it!

#hawkeye #bishova #kate bishop #yelena belova #fanart #my art #polarbiscuit

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floilee · 2 days

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Yelena: Being a girl sucks.

Kate: Being my girl wouldn't.

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crybabycunt · 1 day

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Yelena: Quick! Give me something blunt!

Kate: You have the tendency to commit dangerous acts of self-sacrifice and can't let go of a grudge.

Yelena:

Yelena: An object, Kate!

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yorkshireteauk · 9 hours

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kate sets up a sensor alarm outside her and yelenas house one day while forgetting to tell yelena and kate is awoken one day by a shriek coming from outside only for kate to see yelena get jump scared by it

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