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incorectquoteswlw · 11 hours
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Yelena: are you from Tennessee?
Kate: because I'm the only ten you see? ;)
Yelena: because you're a state
Kate: ;')
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incorectquoteswlw · 2 days
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Yelena: Do you like my top?
Maria: Yeah, she seems nice
Yelena: What
Nat: What
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Kate: (:
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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days
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Yelena: I’ve invited you here to play the deadliest game.
Kate, nodding confidently: Knife Monopoly.
Yelena: What?
Yelena: I was going to play Russian Roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.
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incorectquoteswlw · 4 days
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Yelena: why is Gorgeous the only thing you can be Drop-Dead?
Nat, already sighing: what do you mean?
Yelena: I want be drop-dead silly. Let my enemies crumble before me, overcome by the depths of my whimsy, don't you think?
Nat: I think you're spending too much time with your girlfriend and she is rubbing off on you
Yelena: You leave Kate out of this
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incorectquoteswlw · 5 days
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Nat: Oh, Kate is coming, do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Yelena: Do not do that
Nat: C'mon, you won't even notice
Yelena: Urgh, fine
Kate, entering: Hey guys!
Nat: Yelena's single
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incorectquoteswlw · 6 days
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Clint: You can't spell independent without dependent
Yelena: And you can't spell go fuck yourself without fuck you (kicks door open and leaves)
Kate: (watching her dreamily) she is so perfect
Clint: and you're a masochist
Kate: Yeah <3
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incorectquoteswlw · 7 days
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Yelena: Kate just makes me laugh, like genuinely laugh- OH WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!
Nat: ...
Yelena: (head in her hands) OH GODDDD
Nat: 👁️
Yelena: (collapsing on the floor) URGHHHHHH WHYYYYYY
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incorectquoteswlw · 7 days
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Yelena: I really only listen to, like, German death reggae
Kate:
Yelena: and Halloween sounds effects from the 1950's
Kate: I, and I cannot stress this enough, am horrendously down bad for you
Yelena: I love you too, Kate Bishop
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incorectquoteswlw · 9 days
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Kate: So what's your type?
Yelena: Brunette, pretty, talented, dumb
Kate: Ha! That kinda sounds like me, too bad I'm not your type :)
Yelena: Hm. Did I mention dumb?
Kate: Yeah :D
Yelena: (sighing) Yeah.
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incorectquoteswlw · 10 days
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Yelena: Why don't you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honour roll out.
Kate: Are you threatening me?
Yelena: No?? I'm flirting with you.
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incorectquoteswlw · 12 days
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Yelena: I just wanna revisit something
Kate: Yes!
Yelena: If you were to put together a draft of people you'd want to go out with, would I at least be on it?
Kate: Y-yeah I mean, how many... how many slots?
Yelena: One.
Kate: … Wha-
Yelena: ... Two?
Kate: (blushing) What’re you asking me right now?!
Nat: How are they both this stupid?
Clint: Don’t ask me I just work here
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incorectquoteswlw · 13 days
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Kate: What if we went to dinner... But not as friends? 👉👈
Yelena: ... As enemies?
Kate: No-
Yelena: I thought we moved past this ):
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incorectquoteswlw · 14 days
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Kate: (laying on the street, unconscious after a fight)
America, panicking: She's not breathing!
Peter: I'll give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
Kate (opening one eye): Ew, no, let Yelena do it (closes eye)
Peter:
America:
Clint:
Natasha:
Stan Lee's Cameo:
Yelena: GET OUT OF THE WAY, IMBECILES!!
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incorectquoteswlw · 15 days
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Yelena: What are your plans today?
Kate, shrugging: Hm... world domination
Yelena, laughing: That sounds evil of you
Kate: And you're my world
Yelena: You say the cheesiest things sometimes but okay you're cute-
Yelena:
Yelena: Wait
Kate: (:
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incorectquoteswlw · 16 days
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Kate: She's so pretty she makes me feel stupid
Peter: Really?
Kate: Why are you surprised
Peter: No I'm just shocked you say this now
Kate: Why not now?
Yelena is wrestling with Lucky and Fanny to get a child's frisbee off them both while the child cries next to her
Peter:
Peter: No reason. Hey we should probably help
Kate: That's a good point
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incorectquoteswlw · 17 days
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Yelena, incredibly drunk: Kate is so fucking beautiful. Her eyes are gorgeous. She is so funny and kind. She's the most perfect woman I have ever met. God, I think I'm in love with her.
Yelena: Don't tell her I said that, okay?
Kate, blushing: O-Okay!
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incorectquoteswlw · 18 days
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Kate: On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 9 because you're the one I need
Yelena: You're a ten
Kate: No, it's a pick-up line-
Yelena: You are a ten, end of discussion
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