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Clint: Watcha doin? Bucky: Stealing my neighbor's cat. Clint: Scandalous. Clint: Can I help?

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Jason: Oh my gods. Tim. That better not be what I think it is. You better not have brought my fucking diary to school! Tim, casually flipping through it: I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.

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Obi-Wan: Nobody can expect you to remember every near-death experience.

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Sokka: How are you such a nightmare? Azula: Years of practice.

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Zuko: So what’s for dinner? Sokka: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Zuko: … Zuko: Is it soup? Sokka: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Zuko: Please, enough with the soup puns! Sokka: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Zuko: STOP! *one hour later* Zuko: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Quentin: That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!

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AU where Obi-Wan never returns to the Jedi order after Melida/Dann and devotes his life to advocacy efforts by becoming the Elle Woods of galactic lawyers. Goes around busting up huge oppressive business conglomerates, slaver rings, etc., "What, like it's hard?" When news of the Republic's Clone Army breaks, Obi-Wan is like, "Huh. This seems extremely fucked up in lots of ways." Strolls into the Coruscant Guard headquarters like, "Hello, I am now your legal representation. How would you handsome men like some Rights?"

#i am having thoughts about obi-wan in a suit #legally blonde except he's an ex jedi and is out of fucks to give #<- prev tags #not mine #headcanon #Star Wars #clone wars au

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Aang: I'm going to start being more assertive! Aang: ...if that's okay with everyone.

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Ives: What did Bernard text you? Tim: 'I can't believe I miss you this much after just three hours' Ives: And what did you send back? Tim: 'Haha lame' Ives: Tim: I was flirting

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Dean of Oxford: Hopefully some of us have learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings Valdo: Yeah Julian Jaskier: Oh, shut up and die Marx

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Lt. Jee: …Prince Zuko, do you want to talk about it? Zuko, laying face down on the floor: Why would you automatically assume that something is wrong?

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Tony: I don’t take my coffee that seriously. Steve: Tony, you have your own espresso machine, that you designed yourself. Tony: So? That just means that I like espresso. Natasha: You have a special mug too. Tony: Hey, don’t diss my hamburger mug! It’s cute. Bruce: Uh-huh, and how much does that super specific brand of coffee beans you have to have cost again? Tony: I plead the fifth.

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Lt. Little: A psychic on the street just said, 'Why don't you come in for a reading, sweetie?' and without missing a beat, I said, 'No thanks, I can't read'. Lt. Little: I bet her psychic intuition didn't warn her I'd say something that stupid.

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Nile: Does sarcasm help? Booker: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

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Geralt: Do you remember that hoodie I let you borrow? Jaskier: The black one? Geralt: Correct. Jaskier: I do remember it. Geralt: Okay, I want it back. Jaskier: Geralt: Give me my hoodie back. Jaskier: Why do you need it? Geralt: What?? Jaskier: Why do you need your hoodie back??

#incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #gerskier

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Adam: Does sarcasm help? Warlock: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

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