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#send more req’s pookies!
rissouu · 5 months
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Now imagine modern doctor law with his pregnant wife ofhdhdjh
Just him being so caring about what’s good for her
bro that man will literally never leave you alone istg 🌚!
for instance, whenever he sees you munching on the hot chips you love so much, he immediately snatches em’. “how many times do i gotta’ tell you to stop eating that shit?” even before you got pregnant he rarely let you eat hot chips, well around him at least.
“paaa stop taking my shit! your son is hungry, and the only thing he wants right now is some hot cheetos!”
you were fed up at this point, especially because you were also pregnant. you barely had control over your emotions and the only thing you really wanted right now was some damn hot chips! but of course, being the wife of a doctor came with many inconveniences.
“nah mama, don’t try and blame my son. he want you to stop eating that shit just as much as me, you can get ulcers from eating too much of those toxins,”
you rolled your eyes at the fact that he was right. you’d came close to getting an ulcer before back when you were younger, but clearly that wasn’t enough to stop you permanently.
law knew you would probably have an attitude with him for the rest of the day, but he was just putting your safety first. “you can have a attitude all you want, better go get you some lay’s.”
“but you know i don’t fucking like lay’s, they’re disgusting.”
“well that’s too damn bad!”
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littlelordfuckler0y · 10 months
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social media!au for tvd where the reader is dating damon plsss :) i love ur writing sm ❤️
Hi hi thank you so much lovely
I rarely do social media aus anymore but I’ll never ignore reqs so (this took me 1 million years I’m so sorry) 😭
Damon Salvatore x fem!reader Instagram au
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yourusername it’s in the eyes they say
@Carebear oh my god are we keeping it???
@stefaNN18 I’m not saying we shouldn’t but sometimes it gets so annoying
@yourusername We could all collectively take turns to look after it
@Carebear YES! We’d have to name it something!!
@stefaNN18 I thought we were talking about Damon…
@Bonbonnie why are the eyebrows so high
@Yourusername he thinks he looks intimidating
@Dam0nsalvatore thinks???
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carebare Y/n - 0 Damon - 1
@Yourusername No power in the world will make me voluntarily get up, get dressed and go to the bar
@gilbertelenaaa Amen!
@Enzoofficial So I got bailed on the outing bc of HER?
@Yourusername Guilty your honour
@Enzoofficial YOU—
@Dam0nsalvatore No actually I still couldn’t get her to leave the house and we stayed in and watched Netflix👍
@Carebare as it should be!
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bonbonnie Stealing y/n’s phone so she could be “present” present at the girl’s trip
@gilbertelenaaaa so far so good! (She is like a whining toddler for a her phone)
@Carebare And to think Damon could have this effect🤮
@StefaNN so this is why Damon’s constantly sending death threats in the group chat
@Enzoofficial No mate that’s on you he doesn’t like loosing super mario cart apparently
@Dam0nsalvatore I’ve not talked to her this whole day wdym 🙄
@Bonbonnie We’ve seen you on FaceTime 5 times today????
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yourusername update: we’re keeping it!!!!!!
@Bonbonnie YESSSSS!!!
@enzoofficial how about we name it demon spawn?
@Yourusername why would we…? Why would anyone?
@enzoofficial it sounds edgy and cool
@Dam0nsalvatore you can tell who he prefers more
@Yourusername no need to be smug about it
@Carebare POOKIE BEAR🥹
@stefaNN18 really? Can’t we give this a second thought? He doesn’t even help around the house and takes my car without permission
@Yourusername what?
@Dam0nsalvatore he’s referring to me
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Dam0nsalvatore a few more glasses of wine and this will get real funny
tagged: your username
@stefaNN18 ugh keep it pg 13??
@Carebare As if we can’t hear you guys🙄
@Dam0nsalvatore What are you talking about I meant funny as in JUST funny
@gilbertelenaaaa y/n is immortal in chess
@Enzoofficial your woman is a vicious cheater at this game if you even care
@Yourusername I did NOT cheat you just suck at chess + cry me a river + grow up + you’re British + unfunny + I beat you 4 times
[masterlist]
HI IM NOT DEAD
I LOVE YOU <3333333333
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x-liv25-jamieswife · 2 months
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can i req some grayson headcanons if thats ok with you pookie <3
grayson head canons
OF COURSE! i literally love him sm (though i'm a jamie). he's such a complex character with so many layers and i'm a sucker for those. if anyone has more requests, feel free to send them to me! hope you like them <3
gray can't stand procrastinators (me) and people who don't make an effort. this dude is working 24/7, like...
he has literally every apple product you can imagine (but he prefers microsoft computers, not macbooks)
he's never had s*x....
he absolutely lovesss cats. he used to have one when he was younger but it died. he ends up getting another one after he marries lyra and has kids
he read smut once and actually thought it was kinda good (xander got excited)
when he plays the piano, he needs a heated bench cause his ass always gets cold
grayson would always check on his brothers on their first day of school (xan and jamie) he wouldn't go up to them, but he'd watch from the shadows to make sure everything was ok.
although he never does, he lovesss sleeping. at the end of a long day, he loves cuddling up with his blankets and resting his head.
he meditates (like he sits with his legs crossed and everything)
he lovesss the nature. sometimes he wakes up early to watch the sunrise (and he watches the sunset most days)
he loves hozier and is secretly a swiftie
his favorite place he's been to is spain. he absolutely loved the food there (as someone who loves travelling and who does it quite often, i reallyyyy want to go there)
he used to take anti-depressants and still does (i'm projecting...)
he used to throw really bad tantrums as a child, like really bad (nash would get so discouraged he'd consider offing himself)
whenever he starts dating lyra (unless he doesn't end up with her...), he always leaves her little post it notes with sweet nothings written on them
gray hates being around people and socializing (obviously) because so many people have tried to use him in the past.
he went to the eras tour in a gray suit (folklore themed) with little leaves on them (the forest on the cover of the album) designed by taylor's designer roberto cavalli (apparently he died today, rest in peace)
he loved cuddles (in bed, on sofas, literally anywhere)
he's a huge fangirl for his favorite ships. like when he reads a scene of one of his favorite couples kissing or confessing he'll literally squeak (he reads romance, fight with the wall)
grayson sometimes makes those aesthetic like 'come get ready with me for the day' but there's no talking. it's like clips of him choosing his outfit, fixing his hair, etc fans go crazy for the clips of him buttoning up his dress shirt and stuff cause they can see his abs. he does them because alisa told him he needed to interact more with fans. (@catapparently came up with this one)
although we always see him swimming in pools, he prefers the ocean.
his best friend is their dog, tiramisu (this one is not really a head canon, it's been implied but i find it adorable so..)
he tried to become vegan when he was younger but loved burgers too much
speaking of burgers, he loves super unhealthy fast food meals.
he has a lucky pen
he lost that lucky pen once and had a huge panic attack. nash tried to comfort him but gray wasn't hearing him so nash had to dump a glass of water on his head.
gray secretly wishes he was as carefree as jameson cause he hates himself (poor pookie)
grayson takes up so much space in bed. like he'll be sprawled out with his head at the bottom of the bed.
gray is an emotional drunk. in my jamie and gray head canons i said that jamie once got him drunk. that never happened again cause gray ended up balling his eyes out telling everyone he loved them and that he wants to spend more time with them. that didn't bother jamie though, it was the simping over emily that did it.
skincare king (he has a skincare fridge and all the products you can imagine. this dude would have like face wash made out of 24k gold or some shit)
has an insta account dedicated to the pics he takes of people (note the word people because he has a seperate account for nature that he shares with avery, its anonymous though)
gray had an emo phase when he was 11. he didn't dye his hair black but he bought a wig and everything
he used to be really short but magically started growing at like 15
gray is actually a really good dancer. he's actually quite decent at pole dancing
he loves gardening. he cultivates his own vegetables and shit and cooks with them. he's sort of like this girl on tiktok called nara smith who does everything from scratch (like her kids asked for lasagna, and she made her own mozzarella balls, pasta sheets, tomato sauce, bechamel sauce, grows her own vegetables, etc)
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evren-sadwrn · 5 months
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What would Vincent do if their sibling got hurt?
doing platonic reqs at the moment bc idk romance writing anyway younger sibling reader ty for the sibling reader ask :3 umm anyways youre getting a FIC lil bro. i enjoyed this a lil too much
wc: 617
mild injury(ankle sprain), younger sibling reader, reader is a teenager in this :)
have fun reading pookie <3
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ʚ♡ɞ
You’re Vincent’s sibling. Which Vincent one may ask? Oh, the Marquis Vincent Bisset de Gramont. Sometimes you wonder why you were never bullied but looking at your older brother, you realize why.
But one thing is for certain— you don’t know why parents aren’t around. Vincent is there, he always has. Practically been your guardian by legal standards and a “parent” technically. You say that term very loosely. Not a parent but certainly protective of you enough to be considered one. Being related to a High Table agent is… sometimes tough. You bare some things that were passed through him and you get to find the consequences of horrible deeds but Vincent tells you that it’s just normal. And you also bare the consequences of having him as your brother no matter how much you try to hide.
Either way, he’s caring.
And protective.
Something, something— he doesn’t tell you much about his and your parents. All you know is that somewhere when you were five or six, he didn’t like that place anymore and took you out of that house. He doesn’t say much about it, he never really does. Cutting to just small little sentences, excuses that range from “you don’t need to know” to “you’ll know soon.”
You get scratches from running, you fall down, your knee hits the ground and you cry. Vincent was there to scold you for running around while of course. But sometimes, there are wounds that just keep being a bitch to take care of.
“Stop running,” He says, and he sighs. A sprained knee. Well in your opinion, it’s your high school’s fault for having you run but you’re not really petty enough to say that you just couldn’t run, he’d probably hold it against you. “look at this, are you- just stop with running past your limit.”
“Okay, okay, fine.” You say back.
“It’s not fine.” Vincent tells you again as he finished wrapping up your ankle in a bandage. “Next time, don’t run past your limit and don’t even try and do this again.”
“I know,” you say back while on your phone.
“You’re stupid.”
You raise a brow at that. “Excuse me?”
“You’re excused.” Vincent says while getting up. “Now you have to walk with a cain, that’s….. unfortunate.”
“I can stand up on my own-”
Before you can stand up, he speaks again.
“Heel first.”
And you do. You put your working leg first to carry the rest of your body, you purposely pull on your brother’s sleeve so he also feels discomfort, and then you step down with your other foot— heel first.
“I am perfectly capable of walking.” You tell him again with a sense of pride….
….that quickly diminishes when you realize your foot starts hurting again.
“Crétin. ” Unfortunately he has bested you once more in this little back and forth banter of yours.
You buckle back into the chair, your hand on the arm rest as you frown at him. Vincent has his hands on his hips, shaking his head yet with a light smirk knowing he has won against you once more.
“So I don’t get to go to school?” You ask.
“Yes.” Vincent says. “However-” enfoiré, obviously he’s gonna somehow make it worse. “-I personally would be sending you the assignments you would be missing while your ankle heals…. over a stupid choice.”
“You’re the stupid choice.” You bark back with.
Vincent blinks at you. You don’t know wether he’s taken aback or just silently trying to find a comeback to something so absurd.
“No.” Oh, so that’s the best he can utter? It’s almost disrespectful to you. “Just…. silence yourself for once, and take a rest.”
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toffyrats · 8 months
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ok listen bub *looks shiftily around the alley walls taht erupted from the ground upon my arrival*
yeah yeah, i knows it dont make a lotta sense, but bear with me
newsies. spiderverse au.
*i mime my head exploding, complete with exaggerated sound affects, a manaical grin on my face*
(this is an art req if you have time for it pookie xx)
HI POOKS
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the first person i thought of for pavitr was elmer so. yeah. also ofc i had to throw albert in there too
i was gonna leave it at that but . no.my brain decided it wasn’t enough.
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random other characters !! spot as gwen, race as miles, jack as peter b, davey as noir, and a weird lookin genderbent les as peni
don’t ask me who miguel or porker would be. kath can be mj and crutchie can be sunspider :33
THIS WAS SO FUN send me more pookie!!!! /nf
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formulalfc · 4 months
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babe I need you to write more for my pookie gakpo and quansah. they so cute I wanna kiss all over their face
sjajskskss YES, send me some reqs in and i'll be all over it ❤️xoxo
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mymegumi · 1 year
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⠀ ⠀ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! ෆ this blog is not spoiler-free ෆ this blog supports/writes/likes/reblogs dark content ෆ this blog is not completely sfw! ෆ probs wont mutual minors! jus cause it makes me ⠀ uncomfy, sorry pookies (aka <15yo) ෆ i will block ppl as i see fit. this is my safe space and if i ⠀ hard block you, then it’s just to protect my peace and ⠀ nothing more. ෆ i will soft block to break a mutual, as a sort of warning. ⠀ if you continue to bother me, i will hard block ෆ can/will break mutual over stupid shit lol ෆ genshin player (ar 52 on amer servs) ෆ mostly afab!reader in mind, but i try to make all works ⠀ as gn!reader as possible
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⠀ ⠀ 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 ! ෆ transphobe, homophobe, anti-semitic, racist, etc. m ෆ younger than fourteen ෆ don’t like dark content or dc creators ෆ spread hate thru anon/on dash ෆ get irrationally jealous/possessive over 2d men/women
ෆ support israel!!! tbh just block me pls if u do
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⠀ ⠀ 𝐅𝐀𝐐 / 𝐐+𝐀 ! q: will you write a part two of [blank]? ⠀ a: nope! probably not :) q: are your req’s open? ⠀ a: kinda? just send me an ask n i might write for it. i ⠀ ⠀ might also not so like, lowkey up to you lol q: hey, can you tell me abt your cats? ⠀ a: i thot you’d never ask.
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⠀ ⠀ 𝐃𝐎’𝐒 / 𝐃𝐎𝐍’𝐓’𝐒 ! (will be updated as i think of more things) ⠀ writing do’s: ෆ age gap, choking, spanking, degradation, oral fixation, ⠀ threesomes, cum swallowing, marking, cnc, ⠀ prey-hunter, pseudo-incest/stepcest (ie. brothers ⠀ sharing a partner, step-siblings), worship kink, ⠀ sub!male, masochism, sadism, master/sub dynamics. ⠀ writing don’t’s: ෆ power play (anything w a power dynamic), ⠀ teacher-student, age play, minor-legal, scat, piss, ⠀ vomit, snuff, anal, straight up incest (ie. parent/child, ⠀ cousins, blood siblings, etc.), hardcore/intense bdsm, ⠀ knife play, blood play, pet play, infantilism, slave play.
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dnbup · 2 years
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Thoma relationship headcannons
///Thoma x GN!reader (sfw)
--Warnings: Slight swearing
Send me requests! <-- heres what I write
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•Probably draws you a bunch of stick figure drawings of you two holding hands. PLSS hang them on the fridge or he'll throw a tantrum. "DID YOU NOT LIKE MY DRAWING!!!"
•You guys go on walks together at night. He tries to scare you by claiming he hears footsteps.
"Thoma, when you walk you hear YOUR footsteps"
"Oh."
• If you have night terrors he'll imediantly wake you up when he feels you shuffling out in the bed. He really tries his best at comforting you, reassuring you that you can talk about it whenever you feel comfortable. — If you just cant get your body to go back to sleep afterwards he'll make you your favorite drink and stay up with you until you fall asleep again.
• A lot of stray cats in your area? Yea, good luck with that — He'll stop everytime he sees one just so he can pet the little ball of fluff.
"This one! Can we take this one home!"
"Thoma thats a rock."
• I feel like he'd be a restless sleeper, you woke up for the third time this night because you felt him kicking you again. Honestly just jump on him and suffocate him with a pillow at this point <//3
• Great cuddler until he starts squeezing you to death in your sleep. You have claw your way out of his arms like a bat from hell. Maybe you should start being the big spoon before you get a broken rib.
• Male housewife Thoma, you cannot change my mind. He'll cook you your favorite meal but leave a huge ass mess in the kitchen. "Its just a little mess!" but it looks like a hurricane just passed through.
• He loses things a lot, and they always end up in the most random places. Oh he lost the house key? Its in the blender.
• Brings you a lot of gifts. On good days he'll buy you a plushie or a ring. Other days he buys you a "I ♡ hot moms" shirt.
• If you see a roach he'll go apeshit and almost burn the house down with his vision.
"That'll teach the roach."
• Hugs 24/7! He'll lay on your lap while hugging you waist. If you arent a fan of cuddling then he'll just hold your hand.
• Calls you endearments like "Baby" or "My light". Insists on being called something embarassing like "pookie" 💀
• Hes fine with PDA. But nothing more than holding hands, a close hug, or a slight peck on the cheek.
• Takes you out on picnic dates. When it turns night he takes you to sit on the edge of a cliff with him, watching the stars flicker in the nightsky.
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HI PLS SEND REQS MY INBOX IS SO LONELY!!
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