Please enjoy some Snape body-swap AU ideas that have been rattling around my head for a week; I do like body swaps with Sirius, but imagine the possibilities if it was someone else. - Severusish's "Western AU" Anon
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During the 2nd War/Harry's era:
Petunia "I CAN'T HAVE MAGIC!!!! I'M NORMAL!!!" Dursley and Severus "Tuney is going to ruin everything! Got to get back to Hogwarts now!" Snape (ft. Snape chewing out Vernon and having to navigate by muggle means while Petunia is just having a crisis)
Remus "it's a full moon and I'm not in pain, but damn you live like this Severus???" Lupin and Severus "I'm downing a whole gallon of Wolfsbane as soon as I can" Snape
Rubeus "everything is so large and heavy :( " Hagrid and Severus "everything is so small and breakable >: ( " Snape
Narcissa "I'm off to the Ministry to make history" Malfoy (in Lucius' body), Severus "do I really have to attend all these parties?" Snape (in Narcissa's body), and Lucius "your quarters at Hogwarts are spartan and all you have is four cloaks in the same color and style in your wardrobe; this is an intervention" Malfoy (in Severus' body)
Gilderoy/Severus "You're not taking my body anywhere dressed like that" Lockhart/Snape (ft. Lockhart trying to steal Snape's potion ideas)
[5th/6th year] Tom "an opportunity has fallen into my lap" Riddle and Severus "NO! NO! NO! NO!" Snape (ft. several failed attempts to kill Harry through increasingly stupid dumb-luck means)
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During the 1st war or Snera:
Lily "what do you mean I can't kill Voldemort at the DE meeting?!" Evans (in Snape's body), Severus "if I have to spend one more moment with Black/Lupin/Pettigrew, I'm committing murder" Snape (in James' body), and James "I think we might be pregnant! What do I do?!?!" Potter (in Lily's body)
Peter/Severus "HE'S THE TRAITOR!?" Pettigrew/Snape
Severus "I've never been this popular (derogatory)" Snape and James "I've never been this unpopular (derogatory)" Potter [though, this is funnier if one of them is having a good time and the other is not, or they both end up having a good time and are uneasy about that]
Remus "Sirius! James! Peter! Stop! It's me!" Lupin and Severus "Unlike some people, Lupin, I'm not going to just stand here doing nothing like a coward" Snape
Regulus "Stop making my body slump! Blacks don't slump! Have some decorum!" Black and Severus "I am taking full advantage of your family's dark arts library while we're stuck like this" Snape
Petunia "SUCK IT DUMBLEDORE! WHO CAN'T COME TO HOGWARTS NOW!?" Evans and Severus "She's going to get me expelled or, worse, murdered!" Snape
Albus "Severus, my dear boy, it is critical that we return to our original bodies" Dumbledore and Severus "Potter, Black, Lupin, Pettigrew, you are expelled!" Snape
New obsession
I love this so much omg 🤣🤣🤣
The Lily, Snape, and James one is so *chefs kiss*
Also, Remus and Sev switching bodies is a MUST SEE😭😭
I never considered body swap aus until now. Thank you, Western au anon 🙏🏽
Summary: Hermione and Snape discuss a very special Christmas gift.
Severus Snape returned home to find his wife Hermione in the kitchen. She was wearing a red apron and her hands were clad in green mittens. She was in the process of getting a tray of biscuits out of the oven. When she saw Severus she smiled and came over to plant a kiss on his cheek.
"Hey Sev, you’re back early."
"Yeah with the exams coming up I thought I would give the students some extra study time and myself some extra time away from them."
"Severus! You can’t say things like that about your students." Hermione pretended to be scandalised
"Oh shut up! It’s not like I haven’t said worse things before."
"If you keep that behaviour up, you won’t get any presents on Christmas." Hermione said trying to sound serious
"Well, I’ll take that as an empty threat. Seeing as you can hardly return the present I’m most looking forward to."
"Yes, well but that one won’t arrive for another three months, will it now?"
"I’m still counting it as a Christmas gift. And it will still be my favourite." He made to hug Hermione from behind and close his arms across her well rounded belly.
Hermione turned her head around and smiled at him. "Well, you know what they say about homemade gifts. They’re always the best ones."
"I wouldn’t be so sure about the homemade part, darling." Severus whispered into her ear.
"Severus!" Hermione exclaimed while playfully hitting his arm "Now you’re really getting onto the naughty list!"
The end.
@severusish it did end up being rather mushy than funny but here it is. A week late. (Whoops)
#so here's the other end of the spectrum on all the quotes about margaret thatcher that i collected
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
If there is a god, then I think we could find him in the way we care about one another.
Kaladin Stormblessed, Rhythm of War, book 4 of The Stormlight Archive, by Brandon Sanderson, page 674
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#4
"It was a nice dream, wasn't it, Syl?" he asked. "That we could escape? Find peace at long last?"
"Such a wonderful dream," she whispered.
Kaladin and Syl, Rhythm of War, book 4 of The Stormlight Archive, by Brandon Sanderson, page 541.
62 notes - Posted November 8, 2022
#3
Come home and shout at me. Come home and fight with me. Come home and break my heart, if you must.
Just come home.
Cardan Greenbriar, in one of the letters to Jude Duarte, Barnes & Noble special edition of The Queen of Nothing, book 3 of The Folk of the Air, by Holly Black.
The letters can be read online here
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#2
Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place
Captain Raymond J. Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 5x10: “Game Night”
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My #1 post of 2022
The point is, people improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't?
Michael, The Good Place, 4x08: "The Funeral to End All Funerals"
This art is only half done (sorry for that 😝), I'm still working on it and I don't know when I'll finish, but I wanted to post something this week for the event @snaintpatricksday , so here is Severus, taking a nap in Forbidden Forest. 🌙🌲 @severusish thank you for this amazing event! I love Ireland with all my heart and snirish is an awesome combo for me. 🌿✨ I hope to finish this work soon))
Prompts: Four-leaf clover / shamrock / the color green
Hiiii. I made the URL @trans-snape-week today after numerous people have clamored for a reawakening of the event. I hear that you, @snapeloveposts , ran the Trans Week event in 2015 and 2016. Any chance of waking the event back up again this year?
Love! xxx — ish
We did run those events. Unfortunately I can't guarantee that I'll be able to run it this year. Feel free to organise the event
Alone, in the dark, and surrounded by the howling blizzard, Severus felt more at peace than he had in weeks. The more he let himself be buffeted by the snow, the more the crease between his brows seemed to melt away. He walked for some time, enjoying the crunch of the snow beneath his feet and the twinkle of the stars above. After a while, when it began to grow too dark to see, Severus raised his wand to cast Lumos… but halted himself in the act, hesitating. Steadily, he lowered his arm again and changed his mind — preferring, as wanderers often do, not to know where he was going in the dead of night.
I drew this for @snapecelebration’s Snolidays, Day 1. Prompt: Blizzard.
ID: image of Severus Snape, holding his wand high above his head. His expression is calm. His cloak, black like his clothes, is billowing in the wind. There is snow all around him. /End ID.
For 23: Aunt Marge, Professor Trelawney, and PM Cornelius Fudge
Thank you for asking!
11. Who was the most evil character?
I think the most fundamentally evil character is Fenrir Greyback. Sure, Voldemort was able to spread his evil around more, he was just a basic power hungry villain. But Fenrir, who wanted to deliberately infect others with lycantrophy and specifically targeted children? That's really fucked up.
12. Thoughts on Severus Snape?
Too many to list here. He wasn't a good person but he did have a good soul and when it came down to life and death situations, he always chose good and tried to save the people he hated, but he still openly hated them and treated them badly. He's full of layers and contradictions and that's what makes him so fun (but painful lmao) to think about.
23. Fuck, marry, kill *Insert 3 characters*
I'd fuck Trelawney. She seemes like a woman who I could get drunk with and then have a, not necessarily good, but fun times with.
I'd marry Fudge. I assume he has more money than aunt Marge and if not, at least he has magic. So that leaves aunt Marge to die.
Profile picture I did for the amazing and only @severusish for @snaintpatricksday blog. Check it out, there are some interesting and fun prompts there!
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