while I am slightly horrified to admit I actually know all the black mage ability names now, I'd still like to propose an alternate naming scheme. not one that clears up all the conflicting numbering issues, oh no, one that more fully encapsulates the raw blm vibe. so here we go:
fire i, iii = fuck you i, iii
fire iv = fuck you in particular iv
fire ii = fuck y'all ii
high fire ii = fuck all of y'all ii
flare = fuck everyone in this chilis tonight
despair = (no, this one we're keeping as is)
blizzard i, iii = juice i, iii
blizzard ii = full juice alchemist (high blizzard ii *in another voice* = full juice alchemist)
freeze = with hearts aligned
blizzard iv = the power of heart (goooo planet) iv
paradox = by your powers combined!!!!
thunder i, iii = you know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon, greased lightnin'
thunder ii, iv = you are supreme, the chicks'll cream, for greased lightnin'
scathe = please stop trying to wall to wall dzemael darkhold
manafont = viagra
manaward = GIRL HELP
aetherial manipulation = eeby deeby (alternative name: uno reverse rescue)
ley lines = I hope you die I hope we both die
between the lines = bye bitches oh fuck not again
umbral soul = yoko taro said fuck your timer your button won't save you now
sharpcast = the one that should have been called amplifier
enochian = flyyyy me to the mooooon
xenoglossy = tower of babiling
foul = stinky bastard man
amplifier = also viagra
triplecast = if it sucks hit da bricks real winners quit
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she sharpcast on my thunder III till i fire IV
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AAHHH IM A BLACK MAGE TOO!!! I have an Elezen Girl! :3 what server you playing on??? And what level are you???
Black mage high-five!!!
I’m on Aether, Sargatanas. I’m almost at level 73.
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A good boi I finished today :) @cu_liath on insta via /r/IDAP https://ift.tt/362C46u by sharpcaster
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And before anyone points to themselves and says “why, yes, I play Black Mage, I am in fact valid”, you are probably not who I am talking about.
I’m not talking about the Black Mage that has the class unlocked, I’m not talking about the Black Mage that’s 6th or 7th in the emnity ladder, I’m not talking about the Black Mage that thinks Ley Lines is their only tool, this is not about you.
I’m talking about these actual supersoldiers, these high-end solo-queue Black Mages that show up to your 83 ex or 89 ex or pande savage that are pumping out numbers that would make any abacus in the room catch on fire and that consistently stay the fuck on top of the damage ladder, with their only drops being repositioning, these ludicrous beasts of logic and pulchritude that can outplay chess computers and have the perfect Sharpcast, these incarnations of shooting stars that deemed your little Party Finder worthy of their optimal upkeep no Fire IV rotations with perfect adaptability and fight knowledge. I mean THOSE Black Mages that eat scrap metal and shit out stainless steel. Those terrifying creatures. Those are valid.
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sharpcast swiftcast blizzard 3 leylines blizzard 4 thunder 3 fire 3 fire 4 fire 4 fire 4 fire 1 fire 4 fire 4 fire 4 despair manafont fire 4 despair xenoglossy
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ooohhg got black mage to 90 and paradox feels real damn good despite changing almost nothing. truly a fitting name. the extra stack of sharpcast is fucking choice too. probably wont take this into any extremes but its very nice to hit a dummy with
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why does sharpcast effect scathe at all... why are they encouraging people to use scathe
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