The feminine urge to avoid your crush to seem mysterious
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Baron:
Me, on the floor, because of him being such a DADDY:
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I love Skyrim cause you can be helping a citizen with their laundry, get invited into a bar by some dude you just threatened to beat the shit out off, drink until you pass out, then dismantle the oppressive government of a city you've never been to and accidentally become the acolyte of a murder god along the way all in one sitting.
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Lily just snatched a gem I was trying to give to Scott while passing by and was all like ‘thank you, thank you.’ lmao
they really do be fighting for player’s affection
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quiche’s introduction is next week and zakuro is probably the episode after
lemmie just —
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If you aren't obsessed with my blog i don't want you
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Sarmenti is Baldwin's seeing eye jester, that's why he's allowed inside commercial establishments.
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the doughlings are sprouting
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Went to the drugstore the other day for soup because I wasn’t feeling well. And on my way out I got stopped by the guy tabling for charity and he said don’t you want disabled kids to get to go to horseriding camp (and other services)... and like yeah, I do want disabled kids to get horseriding camp (and other services) and I guess I am willing to give some money for that so I was stood talking to him and he asked me about the birds. Did I see all these birds.
And I had to say yeah, that’s normal for this town, right here is where the birds come to sleep. I don’t know why. You can see them every day, as it begins to get dark, flying towards the intersection of the main road where the high school is and the highway. It is Entirely Normal for there to be Thousands of Black Birds at the Crossroads at Sundown. It is Normal for them to be Screaming.
And then, possibly, a bird touched something it should not have, or perhaps not. Maybe the electrons zigged when they should have zagged. But the transformer on the powerlines 20 feet from us exploded. The next one down the lines also exploded. Unexpected and bright and loud. I ducked and swore, profusely. The young man tabling for charity also ducked but did not swear, because as he had already explained to me the iPad he was holding was recording our interaction for quality and training purposes.
And then there were thousands of terrified black birds in a swirling changeable vortex above us, Double Screaming, and I had to tell the poor boy “This part isn’t actually very Normal”. And then I had to get on a call with the admin part of the charity to give verbal consent for them to charge my card so disabled kids could go to horse camp (and other services), and the poor guy tried, he tried so hard to explain before he passed me the phone that sorry, the entire world exploded a few seconds ago and we and thousands of black birds are still a little upset about it, and the electricity is still out for everything in the visible area, but I could tell the person at the desk at the other end didn’t really understand. They had no way of knowing what we had just seen.
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More transparent Sanc Kingdom boyfriends, inspired by @janaverse's lovely Sims! Heero has upped the ante!
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Lesson Shenanigans 1
Leona: Incompetent rulers are the worst.
Kalim: Jamil taught me that.
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Thomas: oh god, oh fuck! *runs directly into a dangerous kidnapper, unarmed, in the pitch black darkness, alone*
Also Thomas: *misses the said kidnapper sneaking past him and gets lost in the darkness*
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