Bottoms Up (Haz/bin Wav)
This one's been in the works for a while, and I had a good reason to finish it today. A dash of angry adrenaline, a bag of saline, and a good cause-- enjoy the entire hotel gang having a silly, sneezy drinking 'contest'.
*see bottom for transcript!!*
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TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS:
Angel: So, Val made this hot new drink and it gets ya super fucked, like you wont even believe!
Husk: *laughs* Yeah sure
Angel: I’m serious! Even tight pants would be trippin over his fucking antlers
Alastor: ٨ـ
Vaggie: Honestly I could use something strong after today
Angel: Ohohoh?? Tiny Tits wants to get wasted? What are we, in End Days?
Vaggie: Are you gonna deliver, or is this all talk like the time you told us you could eat five jumbo pickles at once without using your mouth?
Angel: Easy toots, there’s a catch. Moth boy…he’s a little weird. This drink…it make’s you sneeze. Sooo…
Sir Pentious: *cackles* Give it here, spider! I shall be the only one immune to this toxin! For I am a snake. An snakes do not sneeze!
Vaggie: Oh ho this'll be good.
Sir Pentious: *sneezes viciously and embarrassingly twice* Ohh dear…
Angel: Toldja so! What about you, tight pants? You in?
Alastor: Hmmm, no. I think you will all regret having me participate. But it certainly is sadistically intriguing to ẇ̸̹͙͓̪̇͠a̶̖͚̙̽̆t̴̩͖̦̀c̶͉̥͗̉ͅh̵̺̞̊.
Angel: oooookay …fuckin weirdo. *looks at Husk* You’re being awful quiet over there, whiskers. Are you gonna drink, or what?
Husk: Ehh, I uhh. *embarrassed mumbling*
Angel: What? Afraid of a little--
Charlie: *sneezing* Oh! Okay! *sneezes* Wow! It really *sneezes* Does!! *sneezes again* Vaggie! You should try holding back.
Vaggie: *slams drink* Whoo! Ok I got this.
Charlie: You got this!
Vaggie: I am strong!
Charlie: You are strong!
Vaggie: I am queen of -- *instant violent sneeze* Goddammit
Charlie: Aww babe, it’s ok, you’re still my queen
Sir Pentious: Wait, I thought you were the princess, my dear?
Charlie: What?
Angel: Well, fuzzbutt, you gonna drink or what?
Husk: Um, I…I uh--
Angel: Come on! Are you losing your alcoholic card over this?
Husk: I’m not I just--
Alastor: Oh do tell them, Husker. It’s so very amusing.
All: What?? Tell us!
Husk: Rgh, it’s not a big fuckin deal just…
Angel: Oh my gawd I will literally suck fifteen dicks at the same time if someone will just tell me what the big fucken secret is (and I totally can) *clicks cheek*
Husk: *growls* Fine. I’ll drink If…the Radio Demon drinks too.
Alastor: Hmm~ fine, but I did warn you.
All chanting: Go go go!
Husk: *drinks* *kitteny stifles*
*All laughing*
Angel: Oh my fuck Husk your sneeze! I can’t decide if it’s cute or hilarious! Or kinky~
Sir Pentious: I am no longer feeling self conscious about my sneeze!
Husk: Alright alright! You got your chuckles. It’s Radiohead’s turn. Wait…
Angel: Wait, where did he go?
Vaggie: The booze is gone! Where…
Charlie: Alastor?!
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*drink pours*
Alastor: Mmm, it is quite good. *sip* *sneeze*
*hotel powers down*
All: What the fuck! Come on!
Alastor: *laughs*
Fade out
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Something I've been thinking a lot recently after becoming a lot more social and going out is like. How different people really LOOK in general. Or rather, I've always seen it but I've been noticing it more. Different body types, different faces, different features.... etc. Everyone is so different looking.
There isn't a way you could possibly gauge how "beautiful" someone is because everyone is so different, and everyone's perception and preferences are different. Someone who you could consider extremely handsome could have deep seated self image issues, and someone who looks unremarkable to you might be someone's ideal.
I feel like being online and constantly exposed to the same types of faces, especially the type of people who become popular online due to the appearance, they always have the same set of features, same set of body types. It's not inherently bad, people do gravitate towards them because there's beauty standards that certain people fit. But in general exposure to people who look all similar rots the brain. It rots your self image. It distances you from your own community as well.
It bleeds into how people handle their relationships, it brings prejudice to people just based on their appearance, and it sucks so much to actually like, fully consciously REALIZE. Everyone is worthy of love, no matter how they look like (this includes you btw!! Yeah you!!! <3) no matter what the media says. It sounds like something sooo obvious but it really is something that grows roots in your brain given the chance and is hard to pull out.
Feeling like you're in an arms race against your peers to "score" someone who you could pass for an instagram model, instead of finding someone who you truly connect with. Having to deeply justify your partners and friendships to your family as being worth it, when they don't look like celebrities on TV and just look like regular people. (This has been my personal experience for a long time, but I feel like theres probably more people who have gone through the same)
"What will other people think? What will my family think?" is something constantly on my mind whenever I make any friends, and im only recently realizing that it really does not matter what they do think what matters is one's own happiness.
Not sure where I am going with this post I just wanted to write it out for a few days now and I finally did it <3 have a swag day
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