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#should I reel it in?
hawnks · 6 months
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Spiritual opposite of junji ito wet dog
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castielsprostate · 7 months
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
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cozylittleartblog · 2 years
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swatch is cool and suave and handsome and one time they touched a mouse and they were SO brave about it
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nuclearanomaly · 11 months
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“I can’t offer much in the way of entertainment”
> Are you sure about that?
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egberts · 2 years
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doll collector problems but a doll i wanted really really badly came out today at 11AM and I was in line immediately to get her and she literally sold out while I was checking out IN TWO MINUTES because apparently being in line doesn't mean shit BUT ANYWAY the literal creator of monster high itself couldn't get the doll for the same reason and I'm YELLINNNNGGGG
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Mattel has a serious bot and scalper problem
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clown-owo · 5 months
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The moment I realized the train was the Velvet Room I also realized I definitely needed to draw Lavenza in a little conductors outfit immediately
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zensations35 · 11 days
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Bottoms Up (Haz/bin Wav)
This one's been in the works for a while, and I had a good reason to finish it today. A dash of angry adrenaline, a bag of saline, and a good cause-- enjoy the entire hotel gang having a silly, sneezy drinking 'contest'.
*see bottom for transcript!!*
NOTE!! If you enjoy this, and you'd like to contribute to me, you can 'tip' me by donating to @vahnibee via THIS LINK. (see her most recent post for info-- I'll be reblogging it later, but seriously. Anything helps)
TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS:
Angel: So, Val made this hot new drink and it gets ya super fucked, like you wont even believe!
Husk: *laughs* Yeah sure
Angel: I’m serious! Even tight pants would be trippin over his fucking antlers
Alastor: ٨ـ
Vaggie: Honestly I could use something strong after today
Angel: Ohohoh?? Tiny Tits wants to get wasted? What are we, in End Days?
Vaggie: Are you gonna deliver, or is this all talk like the time you told us you could eat five jumbo pickles at once without using your mouth? 
Angel: Easy toots, there’s a catch. Moth boy…he’s a little weird. This drink…it make’s you sneeze. Sooo…
Sir Pentious: *cackles* Give it here, spider! I shall be the only one immune to this toxin! For I am a snake. An snakes do not sneeze! 
Vaggie: Oh ho this'll be good.
Sir Pentious: *sneezes viciously and embarrassingly twice* Ohh dear… 
Angel: Toldja so! What about you, tight pants? You in?
Alastor: Hmmm, no. I think you will all regret having me participate. But it certainly is sadistically intriguing to ẇ̸̹͙͓̪̇͠a̶̖͚̙̽̆t̴̩͖̦̀c̶͉̥͗̉ͅh̵̺̞̊.
Angel: oooookay …fuckin weirdo. *looks at Husk* You’re being awful quiet over there, whiskers. Are you gonna drink, or what?
Husk: Ehh, I uhh. *embarrassed mumbling*
Angel: What? Afraid of a little--
Charlie: *sneezing* Oh! Okay! *sneezes* Wow! It really *sneezes* Does!! *sneezes again* Vaggie! You should try holding back.
Vaggie: *slams drink* Whoo! Ok I got this.
Charlie: You got this!
Vaggie: I am strong!
Charlie: You are strong!
Vaggie: I am queen of  -- *instant violent sneeze* Goddammit
Charlie: Aww babe, it’s ok, you’re still my queen
Sir Pentious: Wait, I thought you were the princess, my dear? 
Charlie: What?
Angel: Well, fuzzbutt, you gonna drink or what?
Husk: Um, I…I uh--
Angel: Come on! Are you losing your alcoholic card over this? 
Husk: I’m not I just--
Alastor: Oh do tell them, Husker. It’s so very amusing.
All: What?? Tell us!
Husk: Rgh, it’s not a big fuckin deal just…
Angel: Oh my gawd I will literally suck fifteen dicks at the same time if someone will just tell me what the big fucken secret is (and I totally can) *clicks cheek*
Husk: *growls* Fine. I’ll drink If…the Radio Demon drinks too.
Alastor: Hmm~ fine, but I did warn you.
All chanting: Go go go!
Husk: *drinks* *kitteny stifles*
*All laughing*
Angel: Oh my fuck Husk your sneeze! I can’t decide if it’s cute or hilarious! Or kinky~
Sir Pentious: I am no longer feeling self conscious about my sneeze!
Husk: Alright alright! You got your chuckles. It’s Radiohead’s turn. Wait…
Angel: Wait, where did he go?
Vaggie: The booze is gone! Where…
Charlie: Alastor?!
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*drink pours*
Alastor: Mmm, it is quite good. *sip* *sneeze*
*hotel powers down*
All: What the fuck! Come on!
Alastor: *laughs*
Fade out
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So i come back to smg4 for one day, and all hell is breaking lose!-
I mean, i shouldn't be surprised, but...
Good lord, im actually scared - /hj
So imma just-
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*cough* *cough*
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deeism · 9 months
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to me macden is not quite a fell first vs fell harder situation its more like dennis fell first then mac fell harder then dennis fell harder again then mac fell for dennis' gay alter ego who was actually just dennis manipulating mac into staying in love with him thus creating an endless toxic yaoi loop and god fucking knows whats going to happen in season 17
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amyrlinegwene · 6 months
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Just saw someone on instagram say that they wished that Sanderson rewrote the first 11 books of wheel of time too… I will be passing away of anger…
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acarillustrated · 4 months
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continuation of this post
me all by myself in the mai + toph bestieism club ;) their whole friendship is based on making up a guy to be mad at
handwriting translation under cut
Mai: I'm firing the ref you hired after this match
Toph: only if I get to be there
aside, pointing to toph: cant see the match, chose him on purpose, thinks it's hilarious how mad Mai gets
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boyduroy · 10 months
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why did my friends send me this
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spaciebabie · 4 months
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there must be a sims mod where you can put yourself and springtrap together for sure.
dont say these words ta me i will reinstall the sims and act on my worst desires
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ramayantika · 5 months
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So Barbie was man hating but Animal should be taken as a movie
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shima-draws · 11 months
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Haha remember when I said Genshin was being homophobic by running Alhaitham and Kazuha at the same time. Ahaha.
First 10 pull on Kazuha’s banner. I get Kazuha. I go to pull on Alhaitham’s. Two pulls in I get Qiqi. (I am sad to be once again cockblocked by Qiqi.) Two pulls after THAT I pull Alhaitham. What the fuck. What the actual,,
I pulled THREE five stars within 60 wishes. How in the FUCK
I’m so sorry for ever doubting you Genshin I may have called you homophobic but you blessed me during this Pride Month
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spearxwind · 8 months
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Something I've been thinking a lot recently after becoming a lot more social and going out is like. How different people really LOOK in general. Or rather, I've always seen it but I've been noticing it more. Different body types, different faces, different features.... etc. Everyone is so different looking.
There isn't a way you could possibly gauge how "beautiful" someone is because everyone is so different, and everyone's perception and preferences are different. Someone who you could consider extremely handsome could have deep seated self image issues, and someone who looks unremarkable to you might be someone's ideal.
I feel like being online and constantly exposed to the same types of faces, especially the type of people who become popular online due to the appearance, they always have the same set of features, same set of body types. It's not inherently bad, people do gravitate towards them because there's beauty standards that certain people fit. But in general exposure to people who look all similar rots the brain. It rots your self image. It distances you from your own community as well.
It bleeds into how people handle their relationships, it brings prejudice to people just based on their appearance, and it sucks so much to actually like, fully consciously REALIZE. Everyone is worthy of love, no matter how they look like (this includes you btw!! Yeah you!!! <3) no matter what the media says. It sounds like something sooo obvious but it really is something that grows roots in your brain given the chance and is hard to pull out.
Feeling like you're in an arms race against your peers to "score" someone who you could pass for an instagram model, instead of finding someone who you truly connect with. Having to deeply justify your partners and friendships to your family as being worth it, when they don't look like celebrities on TV and just look like regular people. (This has been my personal experience for a long time, but I feel like theres probably more people who have gone through the same)
"What will other people think? What will my family think?" is something constantly on my mind whenever I make any friends, and im only recently realizing that it really does not matter what they do think what matters is one's own happiness.
Not sure where I am going with this post I just wanted to write it out for a few days now and I finally did it <3 have a swag day
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