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Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre, and Basil Rathbone singing a tune behind the scenes of The Comedy of Terrors (1963)
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"Do not follow or interact if you're an exclusionist!!1!!1111!!!11!11!1"
Not even one line later: "Neither radqueers, paras, proshippers or transid!!!1!!!1!!11!!"
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Taylor is going to be reborn as mary before she plays that fucking song
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moechies · 2 days
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。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。 << me after reading the nastiest smut with the sweetest aftercare
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wickjump · 3 hours
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i probably won’t in the end bc i have like. SO many other things on my plate right now. but by god do i want to make a ukagaka of some if not multiple sanses. and i want them to interact and be besties. i want a cross sans ukagaka and i want him and a killer sans ukagaka to flirt with each other bc separate ukagakas can interact w each other. i want a dream sans ukagaka who gives me positive comments but over time i unlock his detailed trauma. i want a bitty ukagaka i can take care of with different shells (“skins”) for different bitties. i want a lust sans ukagaka,,…. please
this is inspired by a convo i had w boneywones in the replies of one of my ukagaster simping posts 😭 ty to all of you for tolerating me with those btw. i will not stop anytime soon though
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chrollohearttags · 1 day
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how?…HOW can y’all write short drabbles? Like I be wanting to do sum real quick and boom, next thing I know, it’s 3K words! Like somebody help me fr
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pepurika · 4 months
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ffxiv brainrot is so real..
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softiedingo · 5 months
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Pedro Pascal + hugging
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lxnarphase · 15 days
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am i the only one who thinks teasing satoru is a bad idea?
if you tease satoru in public, he will literally pull you into an empty hallway and fingerfuck you stupid until you’re crying and begging for him to wait before someone catches you, especially since you saw nanami here earlier, trying to convince him to take you into one of the empty rooms instead. but you know he isn't going to listen since you were the one who was teasing him first out in the open–
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teddybeartoji · 2 months
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office au! with coworker!gojo
he's the type to always be a little late. by a little, i of course mean a lot. he always bursts in the door with the biggest smile on his lips and four coffees in his hand. he winks at his coworkers, who then always blush and giggle out a hi, satoru! and you always roll your eyes at that. satoru nods his male coworkers, who always try to dap him up and start a conversation but he doesn't have time for that. he has things to do. (as if he isn't literally Late smh)
he answers the guys' question while he's walking – his eyes set on his favourite coworker. you. sitting in your cubicle, you're trying to ignore him and his dramatic enterance. that he does every single day. how annoying can he be? before you can roll your eyes again, a cup of coffee has landed on your table, making you glance over your shoulder.
he's blinding you, his grin is stretched so wide it's almost a bit creepy. he's standing right behind you, leaning his hand on your table right next to where he just placed the coffee. he's way too close for a co-worker and you gulp.
ugh.
"aren't you gonna thank your favourite coworker for bringing you coffee? whew, tough crowd, huh." his smile doesn't falter and he just leans in closer, his cologne clouding your senses.
UGH.
and he really does do it every single fucking day. he brings you coffee and he annoys you and he makes your eyes roll so hard you almost go blind and you hate to admit that he's kinda cute... it's whatever.
back to the coffees. so one of them is for you – he knows your order because he dug out the receipt from your bag when you weren't looking on his second day there. he almost got caught, too. but he only did that because you didn't wanna tell him your order!! and he was so insistent on bringing you coffee that he just had to find another way. he loved the way your eyes widened and how you tried to mask your surprised expression but nothing gets past his keen eyes. when you asked how he did it, he just told you that he guessed it. yeah, right....
the second coffee is for him. it's an insanely sweet latte. how do you know? he made you try it. more liked begged for you to try it. you also hate to admit that his puppy-dog eyes worked on you... he only drinks the special latte from the corner coffee shop and he refuses to drink the office "coffee". he's fancy like that.
the third coffee is for his second favourite coworker – kento nanami! they sure make an interesting pair. kento is the main reason why satoru even got the job. the latter begged him to pitch for him to the boss; he was so excited by the concept of Office Work and just had to try it out. he, of course, passed the interview with flying colors and kento regrets his decision to "help" him out in the first place. satoru yaps his ears off whenever he isn't doing the same to you and he's constantly leaving little notes for the man. you once saw one and it just had a miniature penis drawn on it. very mature.
and the fourth coffee is for your boss. satoru isn't sucking up like you originally thought he was. you think he just wants to bring her coffee? your boss is cool – she's in her forties and she has a strong voice, everybody always listens to her and she really does make for a very good boss. your guess is that satoru has a crush on her. (you're wrong. he also just thinks she's super fucking cool. literally nothing else to it.)
he's always wearing a fancy white button-up with a black tie loosely hanging around his neck and a pair of matching black slacks that hug his thighs so nicely that the women and the men of the office are always finding it hard to not stare at them. he gets an obnoxious ego boost from this.
he's constantly leaning on other people's desks, pushing his hips out and it really is hard to concentrate whenever he does it. the pose and the smug smirk he sends you when he catches you looking is making you feel hot. he always catches you too, it's so annoying. why can't he just continue doing whatever he's doing so you can admire him in peace?
he's loud, he's annoying and he's so fucking good at his job that firing him couldn't even be a passing thought. he actually does his paperwork rather fast; often finishing before you and that gives him the time to tease you for being slow. he does that way less than you expected though. only a few times in a day – enough to annoy you but never enough to actually make you upset or angry. he actually helps you sometimes. he can tell you don't wanna ask and he doesn't wanna make you feel bad - he'd rather watch you roll your pretty eyes at his stupid jokes with a small hidden smile than roll them with a deep frustrated sigh. he learned that the hard way.
he loves your smile. more often than not you can't keep the straight face you try to put up with him, making your loud laughter resonate throughout the whole office. oh, how his eyes shine at that.
long story short. he's infuriating. he's funny. he's way too good at his job. he's way too handsome. you loathe working with him and yet, you can't stop smothering him in kisses whenever you two "happen" to meet in the printer room.
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Vincent Price and Kermit the Frog
The Muppet Show (1977)
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Queer goyim talking about That Game: Yeah it's so horrible cause JKR is a TERF
Me: I mean yeah but it's also a blood libel simulator, the game itself is about killing Jews, not trans people. I'm trans myself and I get it, but right now the community that's being most materially affected by this game is Jews.
Queer goyim: Anyway it's sooooo horrible how transphobic JKR is did you hear about how transphobically named the trans NPC is?
Me: Yes it sucks but like.....again.... you're not the one with a target on your back with a new generation of kids being spoonfed blood libel..... it's a Jew-killing game. Kids are literally playing a game where they hunt Jews.
Queer goyim: WHAT'S THAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY DENIAL!!!!
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ruins-and-rewritez · 6 months
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"I'd crawl for you" is absolutely heart-wrenching when you think about the fact crawling is associated with being weak, pathetic, and even coward and all Kaz has ever want in this life was to be seen as strong, unbreakable, and untouchable but none of that seems to ever matter to him anymore if comes to a choice between his reputation and Inej
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us-costco-official · 4 months
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guess who spent 20 minutes photoshopping a third dog onto the twin fantasy for some inexplicable reason!
it’s me.
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financeprincess · 7 months
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Constantly torn between diligent self care, going to bed at 8pm, working out at 5am, having my shit together completely and wanting to stay up all night and be chaotic and smoke weed and be wild and howl at the moon
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shittyutmv · 6 months
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Hmmm maybe Ink just needs to be ironed out
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ok got it. whats the next step? (context) ink by comyet //+ scrapped ver. under the cut!
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blue/swap by popcornpr1nce dream by jokublog core frisk by dokudoki
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