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us-costco-official · 2 days
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it’s always yuri in girldelphia
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us-costco-official · 14 hours
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someone replied “what the fuck is a boy lesbian” on my post and i had to resist the urge to say a boy who fucks your mom !!! :(
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us-costco-official · 4 hours
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the world if it was good (danollins was real)
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🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow
genuinely cant believe he said fag lmaooooo WHO GAVE HIM THE PASS 😭😭
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I mean. Probably the guy he got pregnant ??
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I always knew Paul would end up with someone like misha. Dm for more info
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god not this guy again. ok adam sandler apologist!
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HE BLOCKED ME LMAO
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🎉 suprnnnnnatrl Follow
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i couldnt resist 🤣
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👾 disintercourse699 Follow
Now we have canon danollins can we just admit Jensen and misha fucked already.
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pauls already said hes uncomfortable talking about that :// .....
👾 disintercourse699 Follow
Do i look like Paul's therapist? Jesus Christ it was a fucking tumblr post
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c l i c k f o r m y o n l y f a n s 😉
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I hate this website.
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👩‍❤‍💋‍👩 us-costco-official Follow
actually cannot believe we predicted danollins
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Tranny Barnzalez server strikes again...
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We should pull out the roleplay dms and send them to Paul and Mish
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BREAKING NEWS: Jensen Ackles is homophobic, sources say he's anti-MishaPaul
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no he’s not you cunt he’s just in love with misha collins
🌼 dano-guy Follow
Hey can we stop with the fucking worst take of all time and focus on the lovely queer trans men that are Paul Dano and Misha Collins?
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us-costco-official · 3 months
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they were so funny for this
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us-costco-official · 1 month
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reasosn for me to be tumblr ceo instead of matt
im younger and probably will live longer so i can watch tumblr flourish (hes forty)
im shorter so i can reach into crevices. how does this help tumblr? well i can reach into the servers and clean them so tublmlr works mbetter
im cool and i have more husbands AND wives than him
i dont think trans women and transfems should be banned :)
i recently passed a math test and i bet he hasnt done that in a while sooo
i have more pronouns (he/him AND she/her)
he like created wordpress sure but can he recite the first twilight movie?
im very active on the tumb
i have. sprout and i don’t think he has a best friend for life slash girlfriend
vote me for tumblr ceo 2025 :smile_cat:
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us-costco-official · 2 months
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‘we need more problematic women’ you guys couldn’t handle yoko ono
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us-costco-official · 8 days
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strap in guys
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us-costco-official · 4 months
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hey tumblr fags. do you liek the shark
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us-costco-official · 5 months
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ayoooo who wants our souls to be so intertwined that i cant do simple tasks without being reminded of you and you can’t see anything without thinking of me lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
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us-costco-official · 2 months
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how to defeat The Narcissist:
be rlly nice to them and give them 10000000 dollars and tell them u love them and that theyre special :33
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us-costco-official · 13 days
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haaate answering the door. like what do you want bitch
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us-costco-official · 2 months
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(rotting in bed) i look sooooo hot rn lol
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us-costco-official · 12 days
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us-costco-official · 2 months
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sprout fandom is dying repost if you’re a true sprout fan
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us-costco-official · 4 months
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guess who spent 20 minutes photoshopping a third dog onto the twin fantasy for some inexplicable reason!
it’s me.
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us-costco-official · 4 months
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oh shit !!!!! oh fuck !!!!!!!! :O i didn't think thered be a skelun here!!! im so fucking scared of skeleuns!!!1!11!!! D:
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