#sldfd

[spokephoto]

@_4ringcircuit _ @berlin_klassik #jrautoworkz #4ringcircuit #stancedb6 #sldfd #cambergang #sevenkwheels #braumracing #airliftperformance #lifeonair #audigram #baggedlife #audib6 #b6nation #audiaddict #audizine #audi #quattroworld #sportshifters (at Berlin Klassik / Audi Volkswagen Porsche BMW Mercedes Car Show Event) https://www.instagram.com/p/CktUPHNJk8h/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#jrautoworkz #4ringcircuit #stancedb6 #sldfd #cambergang #sevenkwheels #braumracing #airliftperformance #lifeonair #audigram #baggedlife #audib6 #b6nation #audiaddict #audizine #audi #quattroworld #sportshifters

[barry-j-blupjeans]

Orphanage + magical realism AU

When Merle called and asked for a favor, Taako had expected something like "order some pizza for the kids" or "can you run these errands for me?" Not "can you teach some kids some magic?" And yet, here he was, at fuck-early in the morning, struggling to find a parking spot near enough to the orphanage that he wouldn't have to walk ten extra blocks, just to teach some little brats a few party tricks. The secret parking spot he had found during his teens was taken. There were only parallel parking spaces left because fuck him, but, y'know. Taako could deal with that.

Correction: Magic could deal with that. So what if Taako used a little bit of extra charm so that he wouldn't have to maneuver his way into the space? He was literally here to teach magic. He was leading by example! He was a teacher figure!

The orphanage was a large brick building, which looked like it needed a good pressure wash. There were dozens of plants lined up on the windowsill, vines creeping up the brick walls. Taako took ahold of the door knocker- the bronze face of Pan was engraved into it- and knocked. Loudly.

He waited.

No one came.

Taako knocked again.

Nothing.

He gripped the door knocker again, banging on it now, and raised his voice to say,

"Merle fucking Highchurch if you don't open this goddamn door-"

The door opened, bringing Taako, who was still attached to the door knocker, back with it. He tumbled, barely catching himself before he went all the way down.

In the door stood a young human boy. Maybe. Taako still didn't know how humans aged. He looked like someone had stuffed a businessman into a child's body. There was a wand attached to his brightly colored lanyard and an honest-to-gods feather in his little business boy hat. Taako knew it had been a while since he had been a kid, but had fashion really changed that much? This kid dressed like his grandpa had.

"Are you… Mr. Taako?" fancy boy asked, looking extremely hopeful.

"Sure am," Taako said.

"Oh, boy!" fancy boy said, bouncing up and down on his heels. "P- please! Come in! Mr. Highchurch is, uhm, preoccupied with some of the other children, but- but I can get him for you! Or, or if you wanted to get stuff set up for magic-!"

"Nothin to set up, my man," Taako said, stepping inside. Fancy boy shut the door behind him. "I've already got everything I need right here." He tapped a hand against his chest.

"In your heart?" fancy boy asked sweetly.

"Nah," Taako said, reaching into his shirt pocket for the small card he had put in there before. "This bad boy right here."

"Flashcards?" fancy boy asked, with even more excitement than before.

"A receipt for the money Merle owes me," Taako said. "Can't do magic before that."

"O-oh," fancy boy said. But he perked up again, saying, "I- I can show you where we're doing magic, and then I can go get Mr. Highchurch for you! It's- it's right through here!"

He brought Taako into the drawing room, which had a large table set up in the middle of it. There were many chairs, but none of them were occupied. Fancy boy pulled out a seat for Taako, like a little gentleman. His nose wrinkled when Taako put his feet up on the table, but he didn't say anything. He scurried out of the room with the receipt, presumably to go get Merle, and left Taako alone.

It had been… a long time since Taako was last in here. Felt like it, at least. Merle had obviously redecorated some in the nearly hundred years since Taako had been under his care, but it still felt cozy. The table was still set up as it had always been for activities- a red table skirt, with various little place mats around it. There was a bowl of glitter glue in the middle of the table and various child-sized scissors around. When Taako inhaled, it still smelled strongly of lavender and cleaning chemicals.

Fancy boy hurried back into the room, money clutched in his hand.

"Four dollars and seventy-two cents," he said, pushing the money toward Taako. "He's, uhm, he's getting his fingernails painted right now, so he couldn't come, but he'll be by later!" He pulled up a chair for himself, scooting towards Taako. "May we do magic now? Please?"

"Pretty sure it was eighty-one cents," Taako said, picking up a penny. Fancy boy faltered and frowned, looking ready to get back up. But Taako turned the penny in his fingers. Using just a little Prestidigitation, he turned it into a dime. Fancy boy looked so excited he nearly rocked himself out of his chair. When he got his balance, he scooted forward eagerly and leaned in to look at the dime.

"W- wow!" he said. "Are we- can you teach me how to do that?"

"This?" Taako said, holding up the dime. "This is illegal, no, I will not be teaching you that. Keep your nose clean, kid, goin' through court is a mess these days."

"Oh," Fancy boy said. "Well, uhm. Is there any legal magic you can teach me, sir?" A pause. "Pretty please?"

"I'm sure I can find somethin'," Taako said, setting the dime down. It flickered back into a penny. "What's your name?"

"Angus, sir," fancy boy said.

"And it's just gonna be you today, huh?" Taako asked, peering through the door that he had come through. "No one else wants to take a stab at the ol' magic game?"

"Oh, uhm, no sir," Angus said. "They're all pretty into Fantasy Fortnite right now."

"Ah," Taako said. "That'll do it, yeah. Alright, Anges-"

"It's- it's Angus, actu-"

"Here's the deal," Taako said. "You wanna learn magic, you gotta be cool. Are you cool, Anges?"

"I- I like to think I am!" Angus said. "I can- Mr. Highchurch says I can hang. Is that anything?"

"Sure, sure," Taako said. He checked his watch. Three more hours of this shit. And then six more weeks after that. What had he gotten himself into? "We can work with that."

#taako #angus mcdonald #taz #taz balance #asks #anon #mine #ise cube writing #pathetically attempting to get my writing skill back sldfds

[strictlystaticcrew]

Owner @domj171 ・・・ Big flames 🔥 🎥 @david.church14 #wci #teamhst #hstturbotuning #ghettowxrks #zxrny #hxrny #dvpper #lxrd #sldfd #solidified #s4b5 #audis4 #fitteduk #eurospotter #dubfiction #dubfictioncrew #sseuro #dvsn4 #bbs #bbswheels #urotuning #raceism #raceismunited #violentclique #violentcliquefam (at Strictlystatic.co.uk) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGDAU2IB9YF/?igshid=1ofcy1wwpdmrv

#wci #teamhst #hstturbotuning #ghettowxrks #zxrny #hxrny #dvpper #lxrd #sldfd #solidified #s4b5 #audis4 #fitteduk #eurospotter #dubfiction #dubfictioncrew #sseuro #dvsn4 #bbs #bbswheels #urotuning #raceism #raceismunited #violentclique #violentcliquefam

[sldfd-blog]

@straightpipedaltima YERR WYA 😈 ____________________ #𝕾𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉#𝖘𝖑𝖉𝖋𝖉 #carsofig #cars #solidified #sldfd #stancenation #fitment #stance #bagriders #illest #shoot2kill #performance #realwheelgang #picoftheday #risebeforeflight #stance #stancenation #slammed #lowlife #euro #boosted #instagood #bagriders #sldfdgang #nissan #vqnation #nissanmaxima #vqfamily https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn34kULARm1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4j3kneudxd7s

#𝕾𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉 #𝖘𝖑𝖉𝖋𝖉 #carsofig #cars #solidified #sldfd #stancenation #fitment #stance #bagriders #illest #shoot2kill #performance #realwheelgang #picoftheday #risebeforeflight #slammed #lowlife #euro #boosted #instagood #sldfdgang #nissan #vqnation #nissanmaxima #vqfamily

[euroqlassic]

@stancedb6 ❤️ Pictures 📸 @fvckevan Wheels: @sevenk_wheels #EuroQlassic #Sldfd #Audi #A4 #B6 #Audigramm https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn8-VnGhKjl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oyt09pwak0h0

#euroqlassic #sldfd #audi #a4 #b6 #audigramm

[urotuning]

🐳⠀ @smitty_mk6 #volkswagen #sldfd #gti #airdout #mkvi #prfctclique #rotiform #euro #vwlove #airlift #fitted #bagged #bagriders #stance #baggeddaily #becausebags #lifeonair #loweredlifestyle #fitment #pnw #mk6 #tiffanyblue #dailydriven #camber #lowered #slammedenuff #fitteduk #vwmafia #german #wheelwednesday ⠀

#lowered #airlift #sldfd #camber #loweredlifestyle #prfctclique #fitteduk #lifeonair #volkswagen #bagged #gti #euro #mkvi #bagriders #becausebags #airdout #fitment #pnw #rotiform #slammedenuff #stance #dailydriven #wheelwednesday #baggeddaily #fitted #german #vwmafia #mk6 #tiffanyblue #vwlove

[essence-flux-primed]

❥ " Ezreal ! Do you know what day it is ? It's White Boy Wednesday ! Clearly , we ought to celebrate you , mm ? " hand is brought up to teasingly pinch at the other's face . ( MODERN AU I WAS POSSESSED TO SEND THIS )

⋆ — "Finally, a day just for me! About time, too." He links his arm with Veigo. "What'll we do to celebrate, huh, Gogo? Eat bland food? Get sunburned by standing in the sun for five minutes? I could really go for, like, a hamburger right now."

#viiegos #sldfds please vander what is this #DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! #answered

[adl2i4n]

@pakohdzl was on point at Waterfest this year. 📸 @3mpire_b6 #bbs #mk5 #r32 #vw #bagged #bagriders #solidified #sldfd #waterfest23 #afterfest

#bagged #vw #r32 #waterfest23 #mk5 #bagriders #solidified #bbs #afterfest #sldfd

[plasmascreenz]

im kind of a dick sometimes does that mean i can call myself a mean lesbian /j

#.diary #d0nt rb / #i feel like ive lowkey just gotten worse about holding my tongue this year which is saying a lot #someone needs to spray me with a spray bottle every time i act up sldfd

[solecito245-blog]

Debe sentirse bonito ser la prioridad de alguien, yo nunca lo eh sido, pero debe sentirse bien.

#sarcastic #sarcasm #depressing tumblr #dresses #nct dream #sldfd #dream #depressing quotes #delete later #depressing thoughts #depressive

[barry-j-blupjeans]

tagged by @liltaz-asatreat to find some words in my wips :O gonna put it under the cut bc it's sorta long

for "stars", i've got this bit from my lil blupeans baby angus wip:

And that circles back around to Aunt Lucretia and Dad. They were both very smart, too, but Dad was goofier. He had Angus laugh and laugh until he was exhausted. He had funny stories and was good at teaching Angus about the world. Aunt Lucretia was funny, too, but it was quiet. She would let Angus sit in her lap on the days were Dad was away so they could look up at the stars together. Aunt Lucretia was headstrong and stubborn, but then again, Dad was too.

They both told him it was important to have a team, but they went and did things by themselves. They told him to be smart, be careful, but they ended up making the same mistakes over and over. They planned their moves down to a T, but it was always against each other. They were the same person, on different sides of the chessboard. Angus liked to imagine they were both Queens because they could both do anything they wanted but it never really worked out because they were stuck in their heads.

The most prominent difference Angus had noticed was that Dad referred to Angus’s mom with present tense, like “she’s a horrible singer, but I love her anyway”, while Aunt Lucretia would use past tense, like “she would have loved this art, Angus, it’s very nice.”

He was six when he broke the question. He did it separately, so as to not cause an argument.

for "light", got this one from a merle n lucretia focused wip. who knows what it's about yet sdkfsd

“Just a little break,” Barry said.

“A little one,” Lucretia said, backtracking a few feet and setting herself down next to Merle. Barry grunted, lowering himself down next to her. Above her, the sky was darkening into night, the color going a deep purple. Above the track, a few stadium lights had come on. Merle let out a sigh and when Lucretia looked over, he had put his hands behind his head.

“This is fun,” Merle said. “I like y’all.”

“I like you too, Merle,” Lucretia said, genuinely. “And Barry, of course.”

“Right back at’cha,” Barry said. He folded his hands on top of his stomach. “I think I gotta take like, a three-hour nap after this.”

“Count me in,” Merle said.

“We’re just going into space,” Barry said. “If I gotta run in space, I don’t wanna go.”

and for "dark", i've got another bit from the merle n lucretia thing. merle's not in this bit sadly, it's just barry again slfdksd

Said training had been split into three groups: Physical, mental, and emotional.

Lucretia was… bad at all of them.

The mental training consisted of a combination of theoretical questions and being confined in small spaces with other crew members. Davenport took particular delight in locking Lucretia in a room with anyone. 

First, it had been Taako in their private locker room. He had refused to look at her the whole time. 

The second time had been with Barry, in a dark closet, which hadn’t been good at all, but at the very least made for someone interesting conversation. Lucretia had never met anyone who carried glowsticks on them at all times, but the moment they had realized they were stuck, Barry had immediately cracked one to life, and then another, and then five more. Lucretia left the closet half an hour later when Davenport came back for them, wearing three glow necklaces.

anyone who wants to can do this, ig? w the same words or maybe "sweet", "red", and "happy" if u want :O. i don't have energy to figure out who has or hasn't been tagged in this so just do it if u wanna sldfsd

#ise cube writing #ig sldfds?? #mine #i am speaking

[sldfd-blog]

🇩🇪 @suel0w_m3 📷 @baiwithcam Perfectly done 😈 ____________\_ #𝕾𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉#𝖘𝖑𝖉𝖋𝖉 #carsofig #cars #solidified #sldfd #stancenation #fitment #stance #bagriders #illest #shoot2kill #performance #realwheelgang #picoftheday #risebeforeflight #stance #stancenation #slammed #lowlife #euro #boosted #instagood #bagriders #sldfdgang #bmw #bimmer #m3 #fcf18 #thestanceshop #rs2 #bbs https://www.instagram.com/p/BpDL10WgxZN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xvnp6uyndnkw

#𝕾𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉 #𝖘𝖑𝖉𝖋𝖉 #carsofig #cars #solidified #sldfd #stancenation #fitment #stance #bagriders #illest #shoot2kill #performance #realwheelgang #picoftheday #risebeforeflight #slammed #lowlife #euro #boosted #instagood #sldfdgang #bmw #bimmer #m3 #fcf18 #thestanceshop #rs2 #bbs

[euroqlassic]

Formal education will get you a living. Self-education will get you a fortune 💭 Owner: @stancedb6 Pictures 📸 @itznj Wheels: @sevenk_wheels #EuroQlassic #Bagged #Sldfd #Audigramm #Audi #A4 #B6

#sldfd #bagged #euroqlassic #a4 #audigramm #audi #b6

[urotuning]

Classy and Sassy ⠀ @ekfotos 📸 #vw#cc#nyc#stancenation#slammedsociety#bagriders#bbs#cambergang#sldfd ⠀ Via: @ccul8r

#bagriders #nyc #sldfd #cc #cambergang #stancenation #slammedsociety #vw #bbs

[adl2i4n]

Owner: @ej_mkiv . #shoottokill #instamood #agameoftones #way2ill #usaprimeshot #illgrammers #justgoshoot #premiumposts #instagood #primeshots #fatalframes #moodygrams #vsco #vscocam #loweredlifestyle #sldfd #vw #volkswagen #jetta #gli #mkiv #mk4 #stanceworks #stancenation #bagged #bagriders #ccw #ccwclassics #hypebeastvsco 📷 @3mpire_b6

#stanceworks #volkswagen #vscocam #ccw #instamood #premiumposts #way2ill #instagood #primeshots #moodygrams #bagriders #mkiv #gli #jetta #stancenation #ccwclassics #justgoshoot #usaprimeshot #hypebeastvsco #sldfd #loweredlifestyle #agameoftones #bagged #illgrammers #fatalframes #vsco #mk4 #vw #shoottokill

[hakuteeth]

harrys making me cry omggmg sldfds