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goodlucksnez · 27 days
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A/ngel d/ust x husk & an/gel has comes back off set with terrible hay fever after working with flowers, and hu/sk is being nice
no one gets to talk bad about my angel dust voice okay, accent are hard and i am still working on it- I made this quick after work while people were cutting the lawn so sorry if the audio isn't the best
anyway enjoy you filthy sinners
cw: sneezing, (duh) some sniffles, cursing, 2 noseblows some sniffles, and playful nicknames, mentions of s/ex worker
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What the hell happened to you? You look like shit.
I will. Thanks, whiskas. Trust me, you don't want to know.
Ohh I most certainly do. What overlord did you fuck this time?
Hey, I will suck all of them. Besides, it ain't your fucking business. That's me and my work. Pour me a drink hard.
I'm not pouring you anything, especially when you're dripping snot all over my counter like that.
You.Suck at it.
Come on. 6 arms. Tell me.
Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you. Val's got this new idea for all the Spring Breakers who fucked a bit too much down here? Well, the Last of Us. A lot. This is a great marketing scheme to make this whole set of tapes about fucking spring. Normally, I ain't complaining. I mean. Look. The hole, the hole I beat, but this time it's a little different.
Judging from your appearance, I can say so. What did he do this time?
Yeah, yeah. He bought every fucking flower to just assault the fucking crew with everything.and towed
Wait, wait. You're telling me that some fucking flowers did this to you? You fucking weak ass bitch Wait. What spiders like live in flora and fauna.
Well, it ain't exactly my sceane. Yeah, I mean, sure have been. Don't get down dirty, but that's what fucking planet.thinks it will strum up bussness. The only thing that's strumming up is my allergies
Breathe.I got you, baby cakes. Just sneeze. You wont feel better till you do.
Impressive. You've got anymore in there?
No. If you tell anyone about.
You ain't gonna do nothing, kid. You're gonna go March upstairs and rest. I'll have smiles. Bring you some antihistamines. You gotta get this **** off of you.
Oh, and what he's suggesting? eh whiskers. You want to see me all nude?
What I want to see is your snot filled face.I'll join you upstairs in a minute. Why don't you go do yourself a favor and start taking a shower?
Oh kitty got claws meow
If you make another fucking cat pun, I will shove this bottle so far.
Oh, don't threaten me with a good time. God I am gonna murder hin (val)
OK, arachnophobia. You get out of here. Go clean up, OK? Ill have a little talk little moth friend.
No, no, no, no. Ain't no way you're going near Val.
Says anything about me? I was an overlord once I got deals. I still know how to play my cards right.
Now you're gonna ask. Shit I'm way too congested just even think about it. OK, im out of here. Bring the fuckin bottle.
poor kids gonna kill himself one of these days. Up to me to clean up the fucking mess.
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alans-snz · 1 year
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After Ti/gh/na/ri discovered a powderized combination of ingredients for inducing sneezes that could clear the sinuses, Chi/lde had a brilliant idea to give you a nice surprise by trying it out. It works even better than he expected, and leaves him struggling to even speak through the overwhelming urge to sneeze.
After a few minutes of this, he cannot help but go deal with it on his own, as he may or may not have become just a little excited.
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shnashq · 2 years
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idk why i made this yesterday. all i know is that it kinda sucks rn and i'm scared
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goodlucksnez · 1 month
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Guys I don’t know how I am going to survive allergy season!!! have a wav of what my normal morning is Iike with my allergies (literally just went outside to get Amazon package) - recorded this with my regular phone -sorry if audio is a little shit
sorry there is like no talking i cant talk when i have to sneeze this bad!❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗
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goodlucksnez · 2 months
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GUYS I GOT ON THE H/A//ZBIN BUS (with the help of @onetrickponi) time for my deput of al//a//stor
I am still working on finding the voice this was just a test but *drops and runs and hides*
plot is basically-a//l is trying to get rid of screens in his territory and vo//x checking out why a section of his land is "off the grid" and having regular heated rival talks but the area they are in is very tech forward (screens, lights, lots of wattage) it begins to affect a//l and not wanting to seem weak in his territory tries to hold back but fails and vo//x either manages to record some of it (which at the end a//l destroys) or vo//x is just extremely happy to know a//l is not invincible
Yes i had fun with all the sound effects! which i think makes up for the lack of snez and good writing
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goodlucksnez · 2 months
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This is @onetrickponi fault!! (Just joking)
They made art of al/astor and l/u/cifer in a kitchen and al is suffering because of spices, so I made a very quick and bad script and recorded when i was having a allergy attack (because yes pollen is killing me) so as promised here you go, is it the best?.... no but i had fun making it and isn't that the point lol
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goodlucksnez · 3 months
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Well here it is as promised! I made a resolution that in 2024 every month i would make a surprise wav for one of my snzblr friends, so i made a random wheel with friends on it and spun it so this months friend is *drum roll* @ithadtobesneezing
I had this thought a long time ago and well I had to put it to use! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the hc that T/oge can make Y/uta snez from the cursed energy, so of course I ran with that..also my own hc that T/oge is sensitive to champagne. So without further rambling enjoy!
guide: Bonito flakes (agreement), Caviar (curse word like fuck or shit),samon (agreement but more casually kinda like the word whatever), mustard leaf (im sorry, or apologetic)
For my peeps with audio/hearing issues transcript is below
TOGE:  and YUTA:
YUTA: Here to a job well done *clicks glasses*
TOGE:  Bonito flakes
YUTA:  hey don’t be like that you did amazing! I mean that move where you jumped of that railing and you slide on your heels that was strght out of a action movie
TOGE:  *sniffs and rubs at his nose* Salmon
YUTA: think how rare this we actually get to just hang out and have a drink TOGE: ther…it is nice is it not?
TOGE: hmm *nods and sips and hiccups*
YUTA:  oh I guess you would be a lightweight haha
TOGE: hmm*grumpling before sniffling
YUTA:  oh im sorry I didn’t mean to make you upset are you-
TOGE: sneezes 2 times in quick succession
YUTA: ohh,oh um *hitches* bless you *sneezes harshly* bless you
TOGE:  Mustard leaf
YUTA:  you do not need to apologize it happens, *sneezes* phew a few sneezes are not going to kill me
TOGE: *in his head* but it is my fault, this would not be happening if I Wasn’t so weak*
YUTA: hey hey no look at me I know that face, no this isn’t your fault, heck if I wasn’t so su*starts hitching* susceptible *sneezes harshly again* ugh phew sorry this would not be a issue
TOGE: laughs and grabs a couple napkin
YUTA: hey I said issue not tissue snez again harshly
TOGE: just take it
YUTA: *blow nose before looking up starlted* wahh did you actually  just speak to me oh wow
TOGE: hmm Salmon *sips more drink*
YUTA:  wow you much really trust me..or your drunk
TOGE: *flustered gay noise before hitching*
YUTA: oh go ahead
TOGE: fanning face before ducking into his sleeve with snez 1….2
YUTA: *hitching* go one 1 more
TOGE: sneeze
YUTA: sneeze…ugh bless us
TOGE: mumbles and runs out of bar
YUTA: hey wait don’t go, where are you going
TOGE: in alleyway *stupid stupid I’m sorry this is all my fault he should not be anywhere near me
YUTA: TOGE:  yoge where are you hey come out dude come on
TOGE: all I have to do is stay quite I can do tha*-hitch oh no not now
YUTA: wait what is that I can feel his cursed energy…. I can sense him…
TOGE:  no no..not like this now..large snez
YUTA: woah hey no need to run I am unarmed. I didn’t need to search that hard hey no,no look at me…you eyes are all red so is your nose…have you ever had champagne before?
TOGE: shacks head
YUTA: I think you might be allergic to it
TOGE:  Caviar
YUTA: hey you kiss your mother with that mouth come on lets get you back
TOGE: whines and rubs at his nose
YUTA: I know allergies suck; I know better then most this *points at his face* nose of mine I definitely understand try to not to rub at it will just make the itch worse
TOGE: sniffs and rubs and sneeze
YUTA: see what did I tell you..oh great now I have to *hitches*
YUTA: sneezes trice *with stronger intensity*
TOGE: blessing him after each one
TOGE: activating his curse technique stop it
YUTA: hitches and stops hey…what
TOGE:  Caviar..clears throat commands him to sneeze
YUTA: sneezes harshly into his chest….oh thank gojo…oh my gosh I didn’t even know you could do that, stop a body from functioning *sneezes* wow that really cool
TOGE: bonito flakes
YUTA: im not complaining but try not to do that again I don’t know how much more my nose can take
TOGE: cute sneeze
YUTA: laughs bless you *kiss* I love you, lets go home
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goodlucksnez · 4 months
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I made a resolution that in 2024 every month i would make a surprise wav for one of my snzblr friends, so i made a random wheel with freinds on it and spun it so this months friend is *drum roll* ....@dustenfuego!!!!
So I reached into my brain of er//aser//mic and made a short little gift!
cw: sneezing (duh), muffles sneezes, mentions of contagion, mentions of dead relative, 1 nose blow
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goodlucksnez · 7 months
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cw:sneezing, hitching a lot, muffled sneezes, think 2 nose blows, stuffy/sniffly, mentions of mess,stuck sneezes in the middle
last night i woke up at 2am mostly due to a storm but omg my curse came back in full force I had a full 15 min sneezing fit! i manged to record about 8 mins of it but omg it was so intense.
dang i was doing so well 10 days of no sneezing but then my curse smacked me in the face with a terrible fit! im all stuffy today i think the number was close to 100 sneezes.
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goodlucksnez · 5 months
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so to the 3 people who requested id/ad/ori and meg/um/i stuff -after 3 months I finally got around to it! sorry it is like beyond late but hey i did it i voiced the bbys- is the idea original... nope, is it rushed.... hell yeah am i still finding their voices.... yes---but i still want to post it (im trying to be better about being a perfectionist)
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summery: it/a/dori and fush/i/guro get sent on a mission in the winter-after the mission y/uj/i wants to sit outside by the fire and meg/u/mi joins him- reacts to the smoke from the fire and ita/do/ri is catching a cold!! they both deny any issues, until it gets too much and they both go inside for some much needed warmth
so yeah last post of the year! ENJOY
GOODNIGHT! < 3
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goodlucksnez · 5 months
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This is very rushed but MAN I MISSED VOICING THESE TWO!!! Er/aser//mic for the win!
week 1 of December winter themed wavs/content
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CW: Coughing, sneezing (duh), couple nose blows,mention of Christmas/holiday, public humiliation, slightly flirtatious
Summery: H/izashi doing to his weekly radio show during a bad winter storm and a surprise guest appearance happens…and it seems that is not the only surprise of the evening!
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goodlucksnez · 8 months
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OKAY OKAY I DID IT!
cw: cooking sounds, mentions of curses, eating sounds,sneezing (duh), coughing, 1 noseblow, sniffling
Ahhh I am scared to post this but I am doing it cause May made me watch J/JK sooo deal with it. plot basically m//egumi is tired of making food for his colleagues so he plans on trying to make a dish to try to dismay them from eating his cooking, but something goes wrong with too much spices. Y//uji notices and offers blessings.
Music by: Bensound.com/free-music-for-videos License code: XVTVFLKAQHVYJDXI
If you're not 18. Do. Not. Interact.
CHARACTERS ARE 21+!
MINORS DO. NOT. INTERACT.
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goodlucksnez · 12 days
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I have been feeling not great for the past week so you know what that means...time to record a character suffering. Al/ has been living rent free in my brain so i made a short thing of Al catching a cold and having to deal with it. no other person just him talking in his head/alone while he rests in bed with jazz playing(and it gets more distorted as it goes on)
This was actually kinda fun to record, i ordered soup and got to just kinda rest/talk-sorry if it is lackluster/boring i have no energy
cw: sneezing, (duh) some sniffles,coughing/clearing throat (I am sorry)
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transcript:
Of all the things in hell.
Of course, the common cold is still a thing. Bubonic plague. Sure. Measles would gladly take them. Something is so unsettling as the common cold.
But I am one to persevere.
And I not backing down from the fight.
Although some TLC might be in order. Let's see what I can whip up.
Not bad, not bad. It's all. And see if it tastes just like I remember.
My mother, for as long as I live.I hope I remember this recipe fondly. Although….I don't remember this effect.
OH dear pardon me. I just can't seem to shake the chill. No matter, I still have things I need to do goals to accomplish. People, I want to tear the limb from limb until their body is gone.
my rampaging days may have to wait. Smile is a valuable tool. After all, Alastor. You can't show them any weakness not like you have any.
They'll jump and pounce like Peck of wolves, devouring your flesh until The only thing left is your soul.
The crowd that I run with nowadays doesn't seem to be that kind.
Oh dear.
They would never let me live it down. Pardon me. What a disgusting malady.
Out of all the ones after the extermination. Of course it's me.
 Charlie is immune to their power, their disease. And well, no one else really got badly. Hurt. Taking a blast from Heaven definitely wasn't part of the plan.
The show must go on.
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goodlucksnez · 6 months
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nik/o/lai & fy/o/dor time!!---it is past my bed time so I am going to sleep now--please if you like it--write comments/reblog so i can read them in the morning!
summery: nik/o/lai has a cold and fy/o/dor is kinda being a jerk about it, but does it in a teasing way!
Kinda shippy if you squint their relationship is so toxic so i kinda played into that-sorry i just wanted to try out the rat man voice
CW:sneezing, whining, hitching,begging,mentions of mess, mentions of punishment/abuse
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18+
minors do not interact/fuck off
Also the script can be found here I recommend reading it because there are things/actions that i could not voice act: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12u7v_MNuZZj-3EZvwh7BMGxyzv5Au421XCT-JFA2yB4/edit?usp=sharing
also as a note i have scheduled posts to go through the end of nov-I will be in grippy sock so i might not be able to respond but hopefully i will be back for December < 3 i love you all and i really appreciate your time and patience
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goodlucksnez · 1 month
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Because I am suffering with pollen allergies I had to make V/ox suffer!
Plot: once a year in hell all the "trees" in hell blossom, while V/ox doesn't have a normal body by demon standards he still has a filtration system, and this once a year effect causes some discomfort, normally he just stays inside and curses the outside world...but on this day is brats of the other V/ee's requested him so he has to travel to the V/ee's skyscraper. While heading to the top a "glitch" causes the other to get stuck in the elevator, and well a certain R/adio Demon gets a free performance.
cw: sneezing, (duh) some sniffles, cursing, static sounds and some sniffles, and playful nicknames
I did not edit any of my sneeze sounds and i am very happy to find out I can change my sneezes to sound cutoff and staticy (will i use this power for good...nope lol) I hope you all enjoy! @onetrickponi
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goodlucksnez · 4 months
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Happy birthday Poni @onetrickponi. Yes I know a few days early!
I choose this from your wishlist-I hope i did it justice!
sorry if my voices are not the best and i suck at script writing but enjoy this nevertheless
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