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evilminji · 7 months

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Actually? You know what would be darkly hilarious?

If, when the GIW can't get ghosts declared both malicious AND non-sapient/sentient? They push for "dumb animals" instead.

Which is accepted. Ghosts are animals. Checks out, says scientists everywhere.

HOW "dumb"?

What? Says the GIW, mid-victory high fives. They did not expect a follow up question. They SHOULD have, as this is the SCIENTIFIC community and that is literally their job, but here we are.

How. "Dumb"? The scientists repeate slower. What methodology did you use? What is your sample size? Are their different sub-species? Is this dimension like ours? Is Ghost the equivalent to Mammal? It says here their are humanoid ones.

What IQ are we talking about here and HOW DID YOU TEST??

A goldfish, parrot, and dolphin are all animals. WILDLY different levels of intelligence. You can't treat them the same. Technically speaking, WE are animals.

The GIW does not like where this conversation is going. Tries to shut it down.

.......well NOW the scientists are both offended AND invested. How DARE you try to push faulty science and hide the Truth from them! They're gonna do their OWN studies! *picks up the phone and dials that one embarrassing spiritualist friend they had in college* Hey! You still think you can summon ghosts? I'll pay you to try it for Science!

And like? As a Ghost? It's degrading as hell. But ALSO these fuckos just Whoopsie'd you into having both protections under the law, since animal abuse IS illegal, AND just put the ENTIRE planets scientific community on their asses.... by accident.

So you take a deeeeeeep breath you don't even need. Remember you're doing this for the little ghost babies and fluffy ghost animals. And show up at a research facility like "yes, hello, I am Ghost. Here for you to poke and prod at. Please ask me to name the object on the flash card or whatever IQ tests do these days."

Should you HAVE to prove your own fucking sentience? No. But? You do it. You're even polite about it. Ask for a copy of the study they plan to publish so you can BEAT some mother fuckers with it. The scientists nod in understanding and use the BIG font for your copy so it'll hurt more.

They've been there.

And just? Shitty people getting what they wanted only to have it blow up in their faces?? I see all these angst "but what if they were declared ANIMALS" prompts and I just?? Are we talking PARROT or goldfish!? One has the average intelligence of about a human 4yr old and the other is a FISH! People get RIGHTFULLY furious when you treat INTELLIGENT animals badly.

And would, in fact, adapt pretty easy to discovering one of said animal has become HUMAN lvl intelligent. It's easy to grasp the idea of human intelligence lvl dolphin or monkeys. Maybe there was some mutated strain, maybe in uetro tampering. Who knows. But if I tried to sell you a human intelligent housefly? Gold fish? Lizard?

You wouldn't believe me. There is some kind of trick at play.

So if GHOSTS are seen as animals? Everyone nods and then later? Someone comes in TV and very excitedly informs you "we found INTELLIGENT LIFE amongst the ghosts!" You'd believe it. Probably be really excited by your conversation starter for the day. Get a taco and move on with your life.

But? Having to willing sit for a barrage of testing? Is going to suuuuuuck so bad. Poor Danny. SATs all over again. For HOURS. At multiple facilities, just to be CERTAIN it's not a one off. All because he not certain he can insure good behavior from other ghosts and This Is IMPORTANT. He ALSO can't be certain it's even SAFE.

Might be a trap.

But if he has to do it again and again and again? Mexico to Bavaria to China to the Maldives? If this is what it takes for the scientific community to bitchslap the GIW into ORBIT before the UN? Hand him that pencil.

He has no where more important to be.

@hdgnj @nerdpoe @mutable-manifestation @ailithnight @the-witchhunter

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #you wanna call me an animal?#well check mate!#SO ARE YOU #now they're asking what KIND of animal i am!#and THIS ghost is sayin SAPIEN!#i am in your scientific community #disproving your theories!#your studies were bad and you should feel bad!#danny phantom

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jenthebug · 11 days

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@socalledmixtapelife tagged everybody up in here for selfies. I’m keeping it real:

Sicky face, chafed under my nose. 😵

I printed out my first draft. I am too tired to edit it now. Also kinda loopy from the cold meds.

Checked out a couple romance novels to see if I’m on the right track. Hoping they’re spicy 🌶️ because mine sure is! Also hoping for no third act breakup. I don’t like the stuff I’m reading to stress me out.

I tag everyone too. I’m in the mood to see cute faces.

#i was tagged #so are you

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azwhore · 7 months

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my first little drabble, hope you like🥹

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His head rests on your chest, comfier than ever. Both too tired to move, you lay there, not moving a single muscle.

“Alex…” you say, merely a whisper in his ear.

“Yes, love?” he responds, still not moving an inch.

“I’m glad I have you. Wish we could stay like this forever.” To be in this moment with your lover was about the best thing you could ask for. You lay in each other’s arms, savoring the sweet moment. Alex finally moves to look up at you, his endless, beautiful brown eyes remaining on yours.

“We’ll stay like this. For as long as we’re here.” He pauses, fixing his eyes all over your soft features. “‘M glad to be here with you, love. I’ll die in your arms if it means I can stay with you for eternity.” Alex bares his usual goofy smile to which you can’t contain your laughter.

“You do not fail to amaze me, Turner.”

“That’s why I’m here, love.” You are so lucky to have this beautiful man.

“I love you, Alex.”

“I love you twice as much.” He really never ceases to amaze you.

You smile slightly as he rests his head back on your chest. You relax once again, dulling your senses to the sound of the faint pitter-patter of the rain. You lull off into a deep slumber in your lover’s arms, Alex following suite. Oh, how you could live in this moment forever.

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lmk what you think 🥹🥹

#alex turner #alex turner x reader #ALEX TURNER IS ADORABLE #i’m delusional #so are you #I LOVE ALEX TURNER

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fandxmslxt69 · 2 months

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Happppy birthday Clem!!!!! (HUGGGS) I hope you have nice plans (on top of this fun event!) I'm super interested in the character association thing - who would you put me with? I've never done one before so I'm all yours, baby! 🤣 Also very happy for you to include men, I am often told I have some masculine energy about me, which is fine. Additionally!!! I just want to remind you how sweet and wonderful and funny you are - your posts and dialogues between other users always make me smile. Thanks for being here ❤️

OMG HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU I AM SENDING YOU BIG BIG HUGS !!!!

lets get to business.

LGG you truly wholeheartedly give me full Thor energy. Maybe a sort of Tony Stark...? Mostly Thor

in the kindest way possible you both are the kind of people to say the most batshit crazy stuff ever with the most straight face and its hilarious. you both radiate comfort and so so many silly fun vibes!!! you're both the kind of friends i would go to if i a) needed someone to kick ass for me or b) someone who can shove away my worries with a whole bunch of laughter and crazy ideas.

the Tony Stark energy comes from the also loud wild ideas and the big ambition vibes. idk to me Thor and Tony are the guys who would get along really well had they had the chance so your vibes just stick in their perfectly.

there's some Loki vibes but thats probably because you're as stunning and beautiful as he is (did you see that. smooth ass pick up line...mr lgg watch your BACK.)

#anyway LONG STORY SHORT #thor vibes #thor is also very Taylor Swift coded #so are you #its giving like. 1989 energy #yknow yknow #omg sorry guys my brain is FRIED today im trying to force my last two nerve cells to spark #clem talks <3 #Clem's Birthday Hang Out

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theodoradevlin · 3 months

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Entering the Shrub Club Greenhouse, there isn’t anything out of the ordinary at first glance but as you approach your potting tables, you see a pot cradling the most peculiar plant.

Upon seeing one of the most precious looking plants, Theo drops her books because her hands flies to her mouth at the most adorable cactus she's ever laid eyes upon. Is it....a niffler? Her spirit animal?! Who knew her this well?!

Her hands gingerly look at the tag attached, and she smiles all the more. Wren. Of Course.

Thank you, my dear friend.

(A peek inside Theo's brain currently: )

#Wren #ART #NIFFLER ART #PLANT ART #NIFFLER AND PLANT ART #THE TALENT IS UNMATCHED #THE PRECIOUSNESS IS UNMATCHED #IM NOT OKAY IF YOU CANT TELL #HOME GIRL LOVES HER BDAY GIFT #wren your art is literally incredible #so are you #I CANT STOP GUSHING #I WONT #she's hugging that plant #forever #even if its a prickly little thing #even better

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cruilty-ink · 6 months

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OH? For me???

You want affection too diona????? well you getting it. C'merrrr

#no one is safe from my loveeeee #everybody gettin hugsss #diona #so are you

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doodlerdoodle · 10 months

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#Repost @simonpegg

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New York, New York

Thank you NYC. You were, as always spectacular. ❤️

And thanks again @joshuakanebespoke for the killer threads. 💙

#so are you #simon pegg #mission: impossible #mission: impossible dead reckoning #mission: impossible premiere #nyc #2023

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infpwhore · 1 year

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petition to officially change the wednesday x enid ship name to “weid” (pronounced weed) because it makes me giggle and if you say otherwise you’re wrong

#wednesday addams #wednesday #weid #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday x enid #I’m gay #so are you #if you say you’re not you are a LIAR

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dragongutsixofficial · 6 months

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Inside of me there are two voices.

One says, "You are an adult; you must act responsibly."

The other says, "You are an adult; you can do whatever the hell you want."

Today, the second voice won out.